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Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-PMAN President Tee Mac Apologises To Bishop Oyedepo by Decryptor(m): 9:52am On Oct 09, 2012
The person he was talking about is T.B Joshua
Politics › Re: Iron Ore Deposit Found In Kogi, Worth Billions Of Dollars by Decryptor(m): 1:24am On Oct 05, 2012
SMH @ these Kleptomaniacs(thiefs) Of Good Initiatives=K.O.G.I slowpokes. The Australians found Calcuim (Nzu) reserves in your land and you people say it's Iron. Iron ko, Brass ni! grin U hunters should leave our Oil for us!! Long live DROAN (Democratic Republic Of Anambra) The land flowing with OIL! Haters keep on hating tongue
Politics › Re: Iron Ore Deposit Found In Kogi, Worth Billions Of Dollars by Decryptor(m): 1:13am On Oct 05, 2012
Ayorh4you: Abeg, who eva banned me frm romans forum shld pls unban me.....i beg y'all in d name of God. I promise neva 2 mk G4 comment again! (any undertaken 2 sign?)
No wonder! Ur brain is mixed with G4 hence the trash you have been spewing here!
Politics › Re: Iron Ore Deposit Found In Kogi, Worth Billions Of Dollars by Decryptor(m): 12:58am On Oct 05, 2012
30secs: Kindly goaaan die... Goat!!
KAI! So na longer-throat for my state's oil dey make u vex like dis? Sorry o!! Long live the (DROAN) Democratic Republic Of Anambra! tongue
Romance › Re: Twitter Ruined My Marriage by Decryptor(m): 12:42am On Oct 05, 2012
normaljenny: PLEASE FORGIVE HIM. I KNOW IT IS HARD, BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM.
And someone is believing this sh.it
Politics › Re: Governor Obi Evacuating Flood Victims (Pictures) by Decryptor(m): 9:00am On Oct 03, 2012
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I cant stop laughing,sometimes this politicians actually think we are dumb,whereas they are the ones that are dumb,if he thinks entering into water makes him a good governor then I cant agree less that he is the dumbest person I have ever seen
This is simply film trick
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Why is it so difficult to please people? If he were on a canoe, u'd say he's proud! now he's in d water, u r callin him "dumb" huh SMH!!
Celebrities › Re: MayD Shows Off New Car by Decryptor(m): 1:44am On Oct 03, 2012
[quote author=Duke-chimi]Flaunting Maxima in front of another Man's House abi?. Iberibe[/quote]Typical of the Western Nigerians grin
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by Decryptor(m): 10:07am On Oct 01, 2012
Immediately i saw "UK", I guessed the part of Nigeria where the perpetrators are from and my guess was right! Muhehehehe!!
Politics › Re: PHOTONEWS: Anambra State Devastated By Flooding | Sahara Reporters by Decryptor(m): 10:00am On Oct 01, 2012
[quote author=Eko Atlantic*]grin cheesy grin

Commercial hub and pride of the yeastern Igbo people grin[/quote]Read these words u just typed aloud to yourself and u'd find out how s.t.u.p.i.d you sound! SMH
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by Decryptor(m): 8:14am On Oct 01, 2012
[quote author=tpia@]"obviously mixed"- what features does the child have that look biracial?[/quote]This is the kind of JAMB question naija women put up in defence when they are caught in some act. He said the child is "obviously mixed" and you are asking "for traits that makes the child look biracial" huh What school did u attend?
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by Decryptor(m): 8:03am On Oct 01, 2012
slimyem: i'm going to try swing this around some other likelihood....
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If women are bringing bastards home to their husbands,isn't it also possible that the men themselves have sired children whose paternities have been transferred to other husbands...especially since the men these women are cheating with are not imported men?
Most of the "Men" they cheat with are even small boys huh My very hansom 17yr old cousin showed me the n.ude pics sme married women sent 2 him on 2go & i was lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by Decryptor(m): 7:55am On Oct 01, 2012
stillwater: At the end you don't need testosterone to cheat, yes or no? Nothwithstanding, men also have their excuses to cheat likey wifey disrespecting him, wifey's not sexy any more, wifey's not cut out for acrobatics in bed, wifey works too much etc.
And women cheat for flimsy reasons such as "Hussy snores in bed", "He now has a pot-belly","He's too busy for me"etc. One of the bodies of the dana plane crash victims was denied 2 d family cos his first daughter failed d paternity test
Romance › Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? by Decryptor(m): 7:33am On Oct 01, 2012
@OP...I must admit this is very touching but what u shuld be thinkin about isn't what ur future wife is doing now but what she'll be doing when u meet her prior to tiein the nuptial knot with her and then afterwards cos by then, what's she's doing now will be her past. She may be prostitutin now but may be repentant days or months before u finally meet her or she might be the good girl now and will become a nagger when you marry her so my advice is for u to pray for God's guidance and d very best out of it
Sports › Re: Female Model Appointed To Coach A Men's Football Team by Decryptor(m): 7:14am On Oct 01, 2012
Why do i visualize a coach kneeling down in the dressin room and giving 11 men a "BJ"
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend To Be Eats Too Much by Decryptor(m): 7:00am On Oct 01, 2012
@OP, since she allows u to eat her "middle" food, allow her to eat. Haba!
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 7:00pm On Sep 30, 2012
Vivian Chinaza on my mind oooooo! please PM me vivibaby kiss Unless u already have a man which i know is very possible.
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 6:41pm On Sep 30, 2012
HiiiPower: Plz, ignore that uncouth and rude worthless scum.
She's too stupid and unintelligent to
converse with.
Seconded! I'd abide by your advice. Oya Rock-idiot...i'm thru with you. waitin to see u divert ur tantrums to Hiiipower who even knows how stewpid u are...oya, get ready, set, ATTACK! tongue
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 6:35pm On Sep 30, 2012
Konnektions146: ^^^Nwanna,
i mella Umu nwanyi a Onu Mechie onu.

but seriously i get marvelled at certain ladies comments here.
quite shameful

but every one is entitled to their opinion and type of lifestyle
No mind the she-goat. Tommorow when her boyfriends (cos i bet she'll never wed a man till she dies) throws her out of the house, she'll open her worm-infested mouth to say..."Men are heartless".
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 6:27pm On Sep 30, 2012
Lol! U really curse like the biatch u are. i probably make u wet ur pants didnt i? while ur arms are trembling with rage and thinking of the next "dry yab" to give me...try to figure out who ur real father is by askin ur momma cos word had it that wen she carried you to all the men she slept with, they all denied you cos u are so ugly that when men look at you, they wish to settle for Lizzie Velasquez cos she a million times cuter than you. google the name to find out who she is.
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 6:08pm On Sep 30, 2012
Rocktation: Oops! I've got a life. I'll get back to you when you're ready! cheesy
Oh boy! was i right!! u are rushing off with him to go eat a plate of rice off his wallet before coming back to face me! cheesy Poor cafe attendant...he porbably doesnt know that the cause of his itchin is because of the STD you gave him. Biatch who exchanges s3x for a plate of N80 spaghetti and kpomo!
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 5:59pm On Sep 30, 2012
Rocktation: Silly anus wipes purging out rubbish all the time. C'mon let's get that ban together. grin
Heehaa! is that all you have got unfortunate mo.ron? i'm sure u dnt even know who ur daddy is which explains y the woman who brought ur silly dumb a.r.s.e into this world never had the opportunity 2 cook for anybody hence ur inability to learn. I hope u've paid the cybercafe attendant with ur smelly putrid h.o.l.e as usual in exchange for the ticket he gave u granting u access 2 type dis?
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 4:45pm On Sep 30, 2012
[quote author=Lady George ]U c after reading d post i began 2 wonda wat d lady learnt in ha mothers house, i startd cook at d age of 10. My parents, aunts, grand parents and uncles tought me how 2 cook nd i leant it by force. If not my Mama 4 don kill me my father own worst pass[/quote]Yeah dearie! That's how we know ladies who are homely and well mannered! Tommorow when ur hussy begins 2 shower u with luv, ppl like this Rock-rubbish would say u used jazz on him! Ride on my dear. Carry go!!
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 4:36pm On Sep 30, 2012
^^Hahahaha! pmpl @ this looser who says she "would leave me" thot u said i should bring it on? What's ur problem u illiterate? Can u please give me the dictionary definition of "swarmp"? that's if ya even know what a dictionary is in the first place. Take my advice and go jump off the 3rd mainland bridge so the world would be rid of the likes of nin.com.poops like you! retarded low-life crack addict @Rocktation. (probably wanted to spell Rockstation but skipped the "s" ) SMH
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 1:07pm On Sep 30, 2012
[quote author=Lady George ]Vivian Chinaza God will bless u, u ave said it all.[/quote]Another quote from a "real woman"! May he bless u too @Lady George.
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 12:57pm On Sep 30, 2012
Rocktation: bring it Decryp... warreva!
What am i bringin on with u? huh I can simply see u are a case of "an escapee from a rehab center" LMAO @ a "real man"! listen to me shyte-face, it takes a "real woman" to land a "real man" and such real women are the likes of vivian chinaza which made me applaud her for her comment. As for you, u aint even worth the argument. Go and learn how to cook and probably wash ur smelly undies after each bath as a "real woman" should. Aturu hausa! mtchew
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 11:13pm On Sep 29, 2012
tobicool: I just fell in love with you I swear! I just wish my girlfriend reasons like you.
Abeg my broda, the girl make sense die! cheesy Not like some crack addicts here on this forum talkin sh.it. and bearing wierd profile names which sound like the that of po.rn stars. mtchewww!
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 11:01pm On Sep 29, 2012
^^LMFAO @Omo Yoruba ni mi "proudly" grin That's says it all. Little wonder why your yoruba brothers prefer our ibo girls cos most of my ndigbo sisters know how to treat a man right. Hardly seen an ibo man going to marry a yoruba lady cos they are known for being so dirty and can't take care of themselves talkless of their man or a kitchen! Smelly arse biatch...get a life or better still, board a dana flight! Looser tongue
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 10:42pm On Sep 29, 2012
Ok! from your location in your profile (that's if it's true) i can see why you are stuttering poo cos that's where the kitchen is only meant for eating burgers with a glass of milk while watching the yankees play on TV. It's also a society where women are given the liberty to slap and hit men while the man watches helplessly. if that location is fake, i guess u r only a wanabee who will prolly remain single the rest of her life like 90% of nigerian ladies who think like u. So no need to drag issues with you
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 10:21pm On Sep 29, 2012
Shollypopz: If u no wan chop Mama Cass, why u no use ur leg enter kitchen make ur own food?? Abi u be handicap??! angry angry
Oh really? As a man, i do all the hustling and bustling to bring in cash to the house and when i come back, i'll still go into the kitchen and cook for you abi? If my wife dare try that nonsense, i'd simply bring in one hot and s3xy "ekaitte" from calabar who will cook edikaikong soup for me and also serve me the "other soup" between her legs. arant nonsense!
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 10:08pm On Sep 29, 2012
Rocktation: Oh yeah my bad, you were talking about a 'real woman' in the context of a relationship. How dare me then, for translating that to mean a 'standard wifey material'? undecided
Will you shut the HELL UP and learn from your fellow woman? angry na your type go balance for inside parlour all day doing nothing but watchin DStv and doin manicure and when ur husband comes back from work, you serve him fried rice which you bought from "Mama Cass" restaurant! mtchewwww!!!
Romance › Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by Decryptor(m): 10:03pm On Sep 29, 2012
vivian chinaza: Oh yes! A woman has a very important place in the kitchen and home in general! If a woman can't cook or keep a house she should at least make an effort! We cannot and should never compare ourselves to men! We are not men and we will never be and no amount of education and exposure will change that!
Cooking for ur husband doesn't make u a cook or a maid period!
Pls give me ur address! I've fallen in love with you! Who said Igbo girls no get manners?

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