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A Honda Hala with a very sound and efficient engine is up for sale. Already registered! Owner is just selling to upgrade to a higher model. Price: N380,000 only. Location:Abuja
Interested?

SpicyMimi: Yup! But dts water under d bridge now...talkn abt men generally..they tend to cheat all the time, even married men! Thats really hrt brking! Seriously guys cant you just stick to one person? Why must u cheat and flirt with other girls? Ahahn!

And who do these married men cheat with? Their fellow men abi? mtchewwwwww!!

StewieGriffin: its a southern nigerian phenomenon

Since when did Lagos become "Southern Nigeria"?

Ignatio: Guess the man married her daughter indirectly. Nothing enticing about her size.

There's nothing enticing about Yoruba women. I'm yet to see an attractive one

mtchewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are some mixures of herbs which makes the sperm more potent even in old age esp in India! I can remember giving a girl some aphrodaisaics which a relative of mine brought from india and this girl was so Hot that her mom rushed her to the church for prayers that night because she tried something funny with her own brother even after we "went down" for hours that afternoon!

Eko Ile: Was he too lazy and deceptive to admit that he made a mistake and furnish us the right link instead?

Now that you have seen the right link, go jump off the third mainland bridge

yeye4live: Was dier any tribe like igbo, just askin , taut it was only hausa , yoruba we ve in dis country

Now i know that there is power in names! Just look at your NL profile name...You are living it!!

Eko Ile: This redundant topic should have been deleted to start with...

Tell me why it should be deleted? Do you even know what "Redundancy" means? SMH!

@OP, In all ur learning...u learnt NOTHING! This your percieved "LEARNING" is from a stereotyped point of view! Pleas leave others to their opinions cos we have different values and ethics! Kapish!!

nosa gold: My friend speak 4 urself alone, I don't have money buh my princess is madly inlove with ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥, so phuking crazy about me

She has someone else who is giving her the money she needs! U are just her "spare tyre".

Daresh: I had a spare tyre till the day I got married.

Are u sure u don't still have one? Old habits die hard!

jp philips: I totally choose to ignore you, the debtor must confirm he raised a false alarm, till then, i will neither believe you nor the police

Are u sure that this JP Philips is not the guy who planked those boys? Cos with the above comments, one can deduce that you don't have an iota of symphaty in you...I'm beginning to suspect you o! What is the meaning of the "JP" in your name? "Just Planking" Phillips?

Callotti: Seeee love kwanu?
Too much Champagne to care about you SUFFER-HEAD sweeries. . . .
Like I stated earlier. . .will wait for the real tory to come out.
Anything is possible in that 'ALLLUUUSI' of a village!



Hmmmmm!
I am sure the God of Mercies has registered him in the gates of "H" by now. . . .with 72 virgins STROKING AWAY!

Reading the first line of comments on your profile made me realise that u are nothing but a cheap attention seeker! REJECTED SACRIFICE

bittyend: Let me break it down:

- Lynching criminals is a culture in Nigeria.
- Five 'cultists' with a gun went to decoup(whatever the phuck that means) their don in a community where armed robbery is rampant.
- Shots were fired and people called for help.
- Vigilantes came to their rescue and saw the 'cultists' with a gun and 'stolen' items.
- The gunman escaped and left the others at the mercy of the first point above.

Oh really? Clap for yourself Detective "Shamelock" Holmes! *hiss

Callotti: Comments reserved:
Tomorrow we shall find out if he is the HOC='HEAD OF CULTISTS' who sent them to go and collect money from other cultists in the middle of the night!!!
Nothing makes sense in Nigeria.
Dino Malaye is an activist too!

You must have eaten Poo for dinner! Go and wash ur mouth and run off to bed!! Hopeless Iguana!!!

You know u r yoruba...
1. Oburu na i na anyu nsi na ime bucket hapu ya nime ulo.
2. Ife obula gbasara ndigbo na achu gi ura na anya.
3. I nnuo ofu nwanyi, nnuo nke abuo, nnuo nke ato, mana i ka na waghari piom-piom-piom na achu nwunye ndi ozo.
4. I je obodo UK na achu gi ura na anya.
5. I na agwogbu onwegi na ogwu na efekwa alusi.
6. I bu onye ume ngwu.
7. I na efesa oya mmekoo nwoke na nyanyi ka Oga Dino.

That donald trump should mind his goddamn bizness. D last time i checkd,rihanna confessd that she missd and still luvd chris. How many of donald's ex wives said same of him? As for the beating aspect, chris won't dare it again cos he knows the consequences are dire. The guy just hookd back with rihanna not because he loves her but he wants to get back the fan-base he lost due to the scandal. After that,he'll quietly dump her. Watch and see

carefreewannabe: I'll try but I have to leave for now.

Simply because u don't have a definition for it. @Sagamite, Love is simply defined as a useless feeling and illusion of fantasy which only exists in a vunerable mind towards an individual waiting to take advantage of the situation!

See how these yorobbers keep disgracing themselves both in and out of this country! If it is not Health Insurance Scam in the UK, it is syphillis mata! SMH!!

nyere84: Seriously, my make up gives me confidence. Wen am waering it, and a man compliments me, i believe him whole heartedly. But, if am witout it, and a compliment comes in, i see it as mocking.

Simply put...U are ugly!

Rustic: These guys must be cultist just figure out this
C=chidiaka
U=ugonna
L=lloyd
T=Tekena.
Rip guys.

And ur brain must be rusted. Just figure ur NL name out. Rust.ic

@OP, learn to be the ALPHA MALE! I fell head over heels in love with one girl not knowing she was cheating behind my back...I learnt my lesson the hard way but now i know better. I use girls anyhow like tissue paper and they are all at my beck and call. It's so cool having about 14 girls crawling all over your feet and u just stand there with ur arms folded without giving a hoot! Last word: NEVER FALL IN THAT THING CALLED "LOVE" COS IT DOES NOT EXIST! Just fvck and drop them and finally wife one outta pity.

@sexkillz, a very very big THANK YOU for banning shymexx. Pls pls and pls, do not unban him. Let him continue to bear "hypeman" and keep spewing nonsense from his over-hyped senses! Kudos to you sir!

shymexx: The only thing you're decrypting is your cro-magnon brain...

Hide behind your PC and talk shyte, pus.sy...

When are you going to rise up against Boko Haram for the Mubi killings, prick??[b][/b]

I bet you're scared of them, no?? Fvck off!!

I pity the woman who gave birth to you. she's probably cursing God everyday for bringing a Arrow like you into this world! Berem said it all. U are a proper OLOSHI!

shymexx: I doubt that!!

I've got killers and shooters in Nigeria, and I get busy as well... Bwahahaha

I love the hand toy that goes BLOWWW - and my knife game will make a butcher run for his life...lol

Calm down, and look at it critically - will this solve the problem??

Pleas do NL a favor and shut the fvck up! Monkey that cannot even fire a "knock-out" is claiming he has a gun! SMH @this cowardly noise-maker!! mtchewwww!!!

shymexx: +1000000000000000000

These kids are from affluent families and they had no business being cultists...

They were trying to live a gangstar lifestyle they don't even know nothing about smh...

Peasant villagers have to suffer because of the death of a couple of spoilt kids smh...

Do u eat thru your anu$?If those boys were cultists, their fellow members would have done the damage and not ordinary students. Didn't you read the previous threads on ALUU before this one? BABOON!

1supremo: It's a pity some innocent people had to die with these Boko guys, but is there a better way to deal with the situation?

I have no problem with it...as long as those "innocent people" are muslims.