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idowuswap: Igbos with fradulent mind.small time then go use thier papa do bicycle.haaaaa.fucking peeps .well the agbarry ojukwu ran kabakaba like fowl

At least, producing something like this is better that producing the killer-drug "My pikin teething mixture" by your Yoruba Okunlola. Monkey like you!

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The only Sane South African. A country full of Xenophobics

[quote author=F.K.O]pls i want to buy a laptop that is just matured and good dnt mind the price even its 180k.
And pls btween d galaxy s3,htc one x,nokia pureview which z beta(which would prefer).[/quote]Go for a Sony VIAO laptop. costs about 200k or so

Vijon: plz,can acer aspire 5735 be a gud tool to stream games online nd also 4 java programming? Tanks all

Whateva u do, DO NOT buy an Acer Laptop! It is not durable

Seriously, fat girls are soo sweet in bed o. their "thing" can be very tight. I remember bonking one fat girl and mehnn, it felt so good that i was moaning so loud that she had to cover my mouth with her palms

See vexation o These girls have appeared on TV and NL and some haterz who got no address are dissing The worst part of it is that even though majority say they are ugly, weneva a thread is put up about them, the same haterz will still hastily click to see their pics and pour out their frustrations! Haterz keep on hating while the Aneke twins keep on makin headlines.
P.S: For the guy who mentioned something about a three.some, u aint gonna get it from them till ya die cos u r too broke. #just saying#

Oyibo people sef and their hatred for anything Nigerian. If these girls were caught prostituting or involved in any form of crime...Verdict=Imprisonment or deportation
Now they were trying to make a living for themselves LEGITIMATELY...Verdict=Deportation
I can bet u that if they were South Africans or Ghanians, it wouldn't be the same.
I weep for this country

Ocutegan: All ya'll will continue lamenting about Nigerian women until you learn that its not a must you marry a nigerian girl jus because you're a native too. Dump all this nigerian bi.t.ches and find yourself a western or carribean girl that's only if you wanna live a good life. My 50cents

You are soo on-point! I'm currently hookin up with a cutie from Seychelles who came on a diplomatic visit to Nigeria and intends to work here! She's just way tooo cool! Who gives a rat-ar$ee abt 9ja gal

Paternity testing is a must for every Nigerian man in this country with the way our women are just collecting different s.p.e.r.m from different men (sampling) They make noise about men being unfaithful while they are the worst culprits

Lexoria: What do u xpect when most nigerian men are proud cheats all in the name of "its our culture","men are polygamus in nature".You've taught women the trend,they are learning well and adding some to it.Most of the men here running their mouth abt this aint/won't even (be) faithful to their spouses.

Shattaapppp! Who do the men cheat with? Their fellow men or dogs?

jidegirl12: Okay I hear you! I just don't get what you're implying,

a parternity test versus phone drama ,

not even close,

I will lose my spark for that man after he recieves the result of the DNA.

We are DONE!!!

TALK IS CHEAP!!!

greatgod2012: Doing dt implies dt he doesnt trust me, i will wait for him to get d result, i know d result will confirm his paternity, then i will politely sit him down and have some moments of discussion with him, after which i will divorce/separate from him, there is no use/sense in staying with a man who cant/wont trust me.

P. S one can do this if one is sure of 100% faithfulness to his partner.

Then seperate or divorce nah! as long as u dnt take the child with u if it's mine

Chynx: U should be ashamed of urself Tamijo. I am a Man U fan and trust me, I am not proud of this win...period! I am beginning to have a second thought about remaining a fan of a club that continues to flurish on other peoples undoing...this in no way can make a real man proud. As for me, I give it to Chelsea for d first time in my life. They deserve to win this match not us.

Shattaaaappp! U are a die-hard chelsick fan! Ur previous posts in ur profile has given u away!

bros856: Yvonne,My beauty, The best that can happen to you right now is to get married to one Nigerian guy, if the very rich and famous guys are not ready to take you in, Am still single, ready and waiting for you. Then the world will give you that respect, no more side talks. Anybody in-the-house know how i can reach this lady? mail umo.benson@yahoo.com.

You are a big disgrace to Nigeria! You better get a job and become busy rather than mas.tur.bat.ing in front of ur PC! SMH

Oya acidtalk...where are u? It's time to prove urself. Predict the winner of this match with the scores so that i'll know if u are a true prophet. Your prediction should be done before the beginning of half-time

igbo boy: typical confused olodowa....only una carry una fight for one nigeria now u dey carry southwest....confused lot....

Olodowa instead of Oduduwa...now that's a new one! Thumbs up @Igbo boy

CyberG: Iboz loser! Jealousy will wipe cretins like you out!

What do yorubas have that ibos should be jealous of? Is it that cat-like mark on their ugly faces or their BO like that of Ogiri that one should be jealous of? I'd rather be jealous of Sudanese people than a confused tribe

I can't believe some people are already believing this shyttt already! The gov of taraba state survived! he did not die so the prediction is a failed one! BTW, he said auto-crash and not plane-crash...abi una no dey read well?

acidtalk: For those of you who still called Acidtalk a false prophet, I think you need to go through those very same predictions made in the thread below.

https://www.nairaland.com/1066757/predictions-last-quarter-year


A word is enough

So u are now confusing plane crash with auto-crash which you predicted. I'd rather believe a jumping gyrating cele prophet wearing a white robe with a bell by the shores of Bar Beach than to believe that hype you typed there!

Will this news revert the price of my favorite indomie super pack from N60 back to N50?

zikclassiq: I'm still a virgin at 25 and its priceless. I'll keep myself 4my baby girl. She deserves my first seeds in her. She deserves my first and all!
What abt u?

First seed or 15millionth seed...all na seed! Rubbish

tunapawizzy: Not yet o...let us discover our own too b4 we separate o..make hunger no go kill us o we take God beg una...from a humble Yoruba man

I'm happy a yoruba man said this himself!

billante: They won't! Blackberry are just too lucky in nigeria! They control 50% of smart phones market in nigeria
I don't think d craze will fade away in long time to come

Stop decieving urself! It's already fading. I have used a BB before and with the current power problems in the country presently, the phone is wack! What kinna phone is that which drains battery life like hell and freezes constantly? BB my foot

What do Nigerians see in this "Blackbanana" phone? It just amazes me o Still cruising with my HTC Touch Pro 2 (Windows Mobile) Blackberry is for gossips and flirts!

Mogten: No woman deserves a good guy....

Gbam...Gbammer...Gbamest!!

I won't believe this news until it is confirmed! This www.naij.com guys might have cooked this "indomie" news just to drive traffic to their site

bittyend: Rtflmao at the bolded! You call people cowards but when it's time to get busy, you change to a different tune. Bunch of big talking sissies! I have never met a brave Igbo person in my life, NEVER. All the ones born and raised in the UK only do robberies and burglaries, but when it's time to get busy, they always run. Stop calling people cowards, if you don't fight, cu.nts.

Google "Health Insurance Scams in the UK" and you'll find out how "well" yorobbers are faring in the UK

Sagewood: Send scan copies of the papers to: sagewood@yahoo.com
I will ask my lawyer to verify and we will take it from there.
Why is the land owner selling at that price?

The land in question is not a C of O but R of O...Notify me if you are still interested

topsyking: THE DAY I HEAR A IGBO MAN BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, I WILL RENOUNCED MY CITIZENSHIP..cos they will take us back to the craddle instead of moving us forward

Like your Obasanjo moved us forward abi? BTW, you are already in a cradle since you cannot differenciate between past tense and present/future tenses! SMH @ "I WILL RENOUNCED MY CITIZENSHIP" ***dodges grammatical blunder bullet***

preshuzpearl: problem is am confused wen it comes to these issues, i dnt know ow God can tell me ''this is the man'', or ''that is not him''. My judgement keeps getting in the way

Since when did God leave big issues like the ongoing war in Syria and other similar occurences to be distracted by any idle man who sees u on the road to "chyk" you and say,"Ok, Presuzpearl...It's not him!" or "Oya, na the guy be dis o" Abi God tell u say im dey idle like GEJ?