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Education › Re: Bode Okundayo, UNIBEN Lecturer Accused Of Raping 400 Level Student In His Office by Decryptor(m): 2:21pm On Oct 06, 2021
BlowYourMind:
Same with the over 60 Anambra fathers that raped their daughters during lockdown
That Brown-Roofers fake journalism story was later refuted and said to be false!

Culture › Re: Why Alaafin Of Oyo And Aare Ona Kakanfo Can't Stay Together- Gani Adams by Decryptor(m): 1:00pm On Oct 06, 2021
Their business!

The article is useless to me
Family › Re: Black Snake In My WC by Decryptor(m): 12:47pm On Oct 06, 2021
It must have chased a rat into the Water cistern.
Phones › Re: NCC Disqualifies Nigerians Below 18 From Getting SIM Cards by Decryptor(m): 10:53am On Oct 06, 2021
Nonsense!

How will this move curb the insecurity in this shytehole country?

And when will INEC disqualify underaged voting in the North?
Family › Re: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by Decryptor(m): 10:49am On Oct 06, 2021
JustNumb:
Fast forward to 2021 they are still in communication. This time around the so called pastor is even always reminding her to clear chats so I won't see it.
They are "sexting" (more intimate chats than texting)

Now emotional affair is actually worse than sexual affair
She will eventually start the latter part with him.

We struggle with our sex life. What do I mean? She doesn't like sex. She doesn't mind if we stay 1 year without sex
She has emotionally detached from you

But me I'm a man with sexual needs.
Yet you decided to marry a virgin? See why I tell men that marrying a virgin does not and will never guarantee that she will remain faithful.

How do I report a winners chapel pastor?
Oh...so he's even a winners chapel pastor? Those chronic womanizers! If you want something out of it, take your evidence(s) and ensure it gets to the top like Oyedepo or Abioye sees it.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Sponsors Vs Nigeria: UAE Revelation, US Reluctance By Wale Odunsi by Decryptor(m): 10:38am On Oct 06, 2021
Epistle
Politics › Re: Unknown Gunmen Set Access Bank ATM Ablaze In Akwa Ibom State (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:34am On Oct 06, 2021
SlyDev:
Ibo man, calling me names won't stop me. If Nigeria divide, we will escort you back to Kongo where you ancestors migrated from.
And you will be escorted to Futa Jalon where you truly belong!
Family › Re: I Married Her A Virgin But Now This Is Happening by Decryptor(m): 10:27am On Oct 06, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Dirty toilets can cause infection. Just get treated and try again, God will definitely give you guys your own kids.
This is you talking as a sensible educated person.

Its possible the ladies he broke their hearts cursed him sha. People play with people's emotions without thinking about consequences
This is where the "nut" in your medulla oblongata started losing grip.
Crime › Re: Personal Experience With Young Herdsmen Along Kabba-lokoja Road On The 5/10/21 by Decryptor(m): 10:19am On Oct 06, 2021
umurphy:
At about 3:46pm yesterday 5/10/2021 four young herdsmen were on the road with their cows and on sighting my car approaching they started throwing stones against my screen along Kabba-Lokoja road.

Having escaped to a distance close to a community I packed my car for like 5minutes and turned back to the same point. I passed them and saw they got one car shattered but the man increased his speed to escape.

I normally travel with some jackknifes in my car for self defence. Got 3 engaged, moved for like 100m, pack the car and ran back towards them and threw the jackknifes 2. I got my own target one at the neck and ran back towards my car and zoom off.

Reported to some police check point I saw after a while. They said "oga many things the happen for this road oo, just thank God and go". So what the hell are you doing on the road collecting #50 from motorist?

Be careful motorist when travelling within Kogi.
You threw jackknife at a herdsman? shocked

RIP in advance.

Pantami and DSS will soon give Seun a call asking for your IP address.
Nairaland General › Re: 100-Year-Old Tree Falls In Oyo, Kills 4 People, Injures Another by Decryptor(m): 3:01am On Oct 06, 2021
PavillionEnergy:
The OP should have gone to snap Government house in Ibadan to accompany it abii.
Stop calling Seun. You guys should upgrade your brown roofs. Its disgusting.
Government house in Ibadan still has brown roof. undecided
Nairaland General › Re: 100-Year-Old Tree Falls In Oyo, Kills 4 People, Injures Another by Decryptor(m): 2:59am On Oct 06, 2021
oldtruth:
That is to tell you it is an ancient town and that people preserve their heritage.

That is what differentiate an ancient town from newly develop or developing areas.
Which kain yeye preservation of heritage? They no get money to change roofing sheets.
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by Decryptor(m): 2:50am On Oct 06, 2021
Goldiness:
Children don't understand the things of adulthood, so I can't blame or fault you as a child that you are with your kind of reasoning.

Shallom!! smiley
Oga ADULT! We have sighted you!!

Adult that can't answer a simple question based on his own wack logic is simply a stúpid adult.
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by Decryptor(m): 2:48am On Oct 06, 2021
Goldiness:
it's your parents you are talking to, not me, I will never answer you.
Now he's involving my parents grin grin

You will never answer me right? Cos you don't even have an answer to the question in the first place. Dummy!!
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by Decryptor(m): 9:20pm On Oct 05, 2021
Goldiness:
You are just exposing yourself and the life you live, and the kind of family you come from. Your reply speaks for itself. I will not write any further, because if I do, I will be talking to a wicked soul.


I pray you don't become terribly sick one day, that is all I will leave you with. Then you choose this OP option for your life.
Shutup and answer the question I asked previously which I will ask you again...

Does it mean that the sick people who have died in the past really wanted to die while those who survived fought for their lives??
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by Decryptor(m): 8:26pm On Oct 05, 2021
Goldiness:
It will be your turn next, then you know how it feels to be sick and need help, then you can tell them to do the same for you. Heartless beings. angry
Shutup! Africans and their hypocrisy!

Someone who is in a vegetative state battling with pains but is not in the position to express himself and his relatives are bearing the brunt of it financially, emotionally, psychologically etc are suffering and you are talking nonsense about being heartless but the same you will still go to juju houses to "jazz" someone who really wants to live out of envy!
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by Decryptor(m): 8:21pm On Oct 05, 2021
Goldiness:
If the father wanted to die he would have died since, he is fighting for his life,
So all the sick people who have died in the past really wanted to die while those who survived fought for their lives abi?

Why are most Nigerians so senseless?? undecided
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by Decryptor(m): 8:17pm On Oct 05, 2021
SportsHD:
Euthanzing is the correct word here. I swear if he could talk to you, he would tell you to go ahead. He is in pains, seeing y'all going through all that to take care of him is making him sad also. He just can't tell y'all. Hospitals does euthanization, you just have to talk to your mom and brothers about it. It's not a decision you can take alonew, except you have a heart like mine. The hospital would make it faster and easier. I think they'll put him to sleep first, then inject something that'll stop his heart. Thereby, he wouldn't even feel anything.
Please update us on how it goes.
The most sensible comment here!

Other comments are just fueled by sentimental, religious and African cultural balderdash.
Politics › Re: Cynthia Nwala, Etche Legislative Assembly Leader Beaten & Stripped Unclad by Decryptor(m): 5:59pm On Oct 05, 2021
BKayy:
This is bad.
Stripping a woman just to see her breasts.
Shameless he goats that have to gang up on her because they know that "one on one", each of them can't stand her in a fair fist fight.
But the freshness of the old breasts though..
You are no different from the "shameless he goats" you criticized.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Says He Can Use His Parents For Money Ritual (Video) by Decryptor(m):
Some Nigerians can be dumb!

You asked someone if he will use his parents for money ritual and he says he will without looking back. He says he would use his mother even if she pleads for mercy.

You then stúpidly ask him if he will use you if you were his friend, would he also do same?

Were you expecting him to say NO?

Abeg mother and friend, which one has more stronger bond?

Both of them are mad!
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Whitemoney Receives N30m Cash Prize, Car, House (Photos, Video) by Decryptor(m): 4:07pm On Oct 05, 2021
slowice:
Oga that car is sweet.... Stop saying what you don't know, beside its a gift haba
I didn't say the the car is not "sweet". It just that it doesn't really carry the appeal most SUVs have. It's my opinion.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Whitemoney Receives N30m Cash Prize, Car, House (Photos, Video) by Decryptor(m): 11:34am On Oct 05, 2021
Innoson should please up their game and give winners of BBN either IVM Granite or the G80 SUV.

This G40 jeep is the worst looking vehicle they have ever produced. undecided
Politics › Re: Borno Woman, Dije Sale Sentenced To 34 Years Jail Term Over ₦66 Million Fraud by Decryptor(m): 7:57am On Oct 05, 2021
The future is female grin grin
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Hafsat Ganduje, Wife Of The Governor Of Kano by Decryptor(m): 7:47am On Oct 05, 2021
Imagine!

Papa thief money, son thief him own share give him mama, mama re-thief the money wey son give am. grin grin

#Gandollargate
Webmasters › Re: Facebook IS Back Online But Not 100% - Mike Schroepfer by Decryptor(m): 12:02am On Oct 05, 2021
Pride and ego or is it shame didn't allow Mark Zuckerberg to release a statement and had to send another staffer to do it!

I hope he now realizes how "painful" it is to be locked out of your threshold the way he bans people for 30 days for flimsy offences.

I would have liked the outage to even last for days or even weeks.

Facistbook!
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Woman Beheads Her Husband Over Cheating (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 11:56pm On Oct 04, 2021
[quote author=saphiere post=106450485][/quote]Are you done? Is that all you can do? keep wailing...it excites me!! grin grin

Bwahahahaha!! cheesy cheesy
Phones › Re: Instagram, Facebook, Whatsapp Down. Stay At Home Tonight For Security Reasons. by Decryptor(m): 10:39pm On Oct 04, 2021
Irrelevant post!

How did Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram help those who were kidnapped, raped or help to avoid any of the aforementioned vices before now?
Phones › Re: Facebook Outage Likely Caused By Internal Mistake; outside hack less likely by Decryptor(m): 10:18pm On Oct 04, 2021
It seems Reuters is acting like APC...living in denial. grin grin
Phones › Re: Telegram Throws Subtle Shade At Whatsapp by Decryptor(m): 10:16pm On Oct 04, 2021
Business › Re: Has My Access Bank Account Been Hacked? by Decryptor(m): 10:12pm On Oct 04, 2021
jotfas:
Good evening house, I noticed at 7:16 pm today, i saw many debit alerts on my phone. The most surprising of it all was I'm having a negative balance of -#15000 in my account which is unlike banks.
Could it be as a result of what is happening to social media?
I'm using access bank and the customer care is not going through and my account officer is not responding. Who else is experiencing this?
Have you ever used your card in purchasing Facebook ads? If yes, the hackers have gotten access to your card details and are putting you on debit!
Phones › Re: Telegram Throws Subtle Shade At Whatsapp by Decryptor(m):
People wey I dey pity are those who have their debit card details on Facebook especially those who buy and sell Facebook ads.

They will start receiving debit alerts soon.

I bought Facebook ads the last time in 2015 with my old card which has expired. I knew I shouldn't try it again with my new card because I couldn't trust that American Jew with my money.

Thank God for my gut thinking. It has saved me now!

**UPDATE**

It's happening already...

https://www.nairaland.com/6786419/bank-posting-debit-account-even

https://www.nairaland.com/6786395/please-access-bank-just-got

https://www.nairaland.com/6786438/access-bank-account-been-hacked
Phones › If You Bought And Sold Ads On Facebook Recently, Do This! by Decryptor(op): 9:50pm On Oct 04, 2021
It is no longer news that the servers of Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram have been hacked by some persons who are putting up the data of over 1.5 billion subscribers up for sale to he highest bidders.

For those who buy and sell Facebook ads with your debit or credit card, your account stands a very big chance of being hacked and your funds stolen!

This is because the persons who hacked the social network will be combing for data of people who made such purchases.

What to do:

Contact your bank so they can deactivate your card and internet banking facility for the time being. If you can do it using USSD or sort codes at the comfort of your home, do it ASAP!

I thank God that my card details which was on Facebook the last time I bought their ads has expired way back in 2015.

They kept on reminding me that "they could not charge my card" and I kept ignoring them until they got tired.

A stitch in time saves nine!

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