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Crime › Re: Michael Goguen Kept Spreadsheet Of 5,000 Women He Had Sex With by Decryptor(m): 7:57am On Nov 22, 2021
Apart from oloshos, my present count is about 300 sha.
Politics › Re: Soludo: Secondus Mocks APC Over Anambra Defeat by Decryptor(m): 8:09am On Nov 11, 2021
adamsmith914:
Just like Alex Ekwueme of NPN was a puppet to his master Fulani Alhaji Shehu Shagari?
At least you believed that the chimp-faced Commissioner Osibande is a puppet.

That's what really matters. grin grin
Politics › Re: Soludo: Secondus Mocks APC Over Anambra Defeat by Decryptor(m): 8:03am On Nov 11, 2021
Urbanchampion:
I like the kind of reception APC are getting in the South East. It's sending a great signal to stakeholders of the party that the South Easterns don't deserve an ordinary deputy majority leader in the House of Representative slot of the party in 2023. The people who're saying APC should zone the presidency to South East, must perish that insane thought immediately! If not that Ministerial positions are constitutionally mandatory for each state, they won't have been considered for Ministers in an APC government. "You truly shouldn't reap where you didn't sow".
Keep your deputy majority leadership to yourself. The current VP is from the SW but what impact has he made rather than being a puppet? Even Garba Shehu and Pantami pulls more weight than Osibanjo.

We Igbos have the right to choose who we know is right for us in position of leadership unlike a particular zone that sells their votes because of 1kg bag of Garri and vegetable oil.
Politics › Re: Moment INEC Declared Soludo Winner Of Anambra Governorship Election 2021 (Video) by Decryptor(m): 2:40pm On Nov 10, 2021
Congratulations Prof. SOLUDO.

I just wonder what the likes of Dr. Nkem (outgoing deputy Governor) who decamped from APGA to APC will do now that this has happened. He and the others who shamelessly hopped into that evil party will be pining in regret.

Meanwhile...If the Anambra Elections was Squid Game grin grin grin

Crime › Re: ‘meth’: Youths Flogged In Imo For Taking Drugs (Pictures) by Decryptor(m): 1:57pm On Nov 10, 2021
We Igbos don't condone evil!

Nice one.

Say NO to hard drugs.
Crime › Re: Woman Stabbed To Death In Ondo, 3 Years After The Murder Of Her Only Daughter by Decryptor(m): 1:50pm On Nov 10, 2021
kingsceemark:
Bloody sucking Afonjas, stupid people, see how you guys murder this innocent woman for nothing, Yoruba land is burning everyday with bad news, children of falling demon
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Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Buhari Congratulates Soludo by Decryptor(m): 1:45pm On Nov 10, 2021
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Politics › Re: Anambra Election: How Soludo Emerged Winner, Performance Of Other Candidates by Decryptor(m): 1:43pm On Nov 10, 2021
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Crime › Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Me by Decryptor(m):
I live with my girlfriend. She has been staying with me for a year and 8 months now. Sex was perfect 3 to 4 times a week.

But ever since she started working sex has become a problem. She will make excuses that she is tired that her back is hurting or headaches. For 3 weeks no sex. She doesn't care at all and we are living like roommates and yesterday was worse.

I was in the mood for it and she bluntly refused so I had to force her. I ripped her pant but she didn't give up she scratches me on my face. I slapped her so hard out of anger. I didn't mean to and I left the house for a few hours. I apologised for forcing her and I told her I am not going to leave with her anymore if she will not give me sex. I asked her to leave so my next babe can move in she said she is leaving in 2 weeks.

Note I don't have any other babe except from her and I have never cheated on her before. I love her a lot she is my life but I just don't like her new attitude.

What do you think I should do for her to be happy with me and give me sex without a fight because I don't want what had happened yesterday to ever happen again in the future.
Shame no catch you to come Nairaland tell us say girl that is co-habiting with you whom you have not married legally denied you sex! undecided

**Modified**

The idiót has even deleted his account!

Foólish boy and his girlfriend too is stupíd. Both are mad to be living with each other for years
Politics › Re: Andy Uba: I Am Very Sure I Will Win Anambra Governorship Election (Video) by Decryptor(m): 3:02pm On Nov 09, 2021
[quote author= post=107464634]This election is done and dusted.
Moving on to the Next One.


That is one of the things dad will be remembered for in this nation for many many years to come.

Let us read from the comment of one of the sane, honest and hardworking Nairalander we have below... kiss
[/quote]Let's wait for the Ihiala results before you start praising your "Daddy" because his visit to the SE weeks ago was not in vain.

Anything about APC is criminal
Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Victor Umeh Ejected From Ihiala LGA Headquarters by Decryptor(m): 2:53pm On Nov 09, 2021
omenkaLives:
Victor Umeh whp never thought Spludo stood a chance going by that face he made behind soludo's back at a rally ground the other day. They should have flogged him before sending him back.
Focus on the happenings in your Killer-Herdsmen infested Benue and remove your nose from Anambra matters!
Politics › Re: Ogun Teacher Tackles Bank, Online Store As Fraudsters Empty Account by Decryptor(m): 2:50pm On Nov 09, 2021
lereinter:
You call a fraudster customer Abi

When such happen to you
Oga please shutup!

The banks sees everyone who runs an account under them as a customer whether he is a fraudster or not!

Stop displaying your ignorance and illiteracy!!
Politics › Re: Ogun Teacher Tackles Bank, Online Store As Fraudsters Empty Account by Decryptor(m): 10:36am On Nov 09, 2021
tunize:
Nai make Nigeria nor go fit even better in the next 400years because it's actually the right of any financial institution to protect it's customers.
Just so unfortunate that banking institutions take advantage of so many customers caused by their own negligence of duty.
For example in a case like this, it is the responsibility of the bank to write to jumia or assuming is an inter-bank fraud, is also the responsibility of the bank to write and pick up your case with whom ever that is involve not the bank telling you to go a bring one yeye police report and police on their own will be looking for mobility fee. If you get problem like this sue the fucking bank for negligence of duty and report them to CBN.
That is where the problem lies.

Imagine this woman for example that has been scammed of N215,000. If she goes to the police and EFCC, the police will ask her for money ranging from anything within the neighborhood of N50k to N100k for report. That alone will discourage her from continuing the case.

As for EFCC, leave those ones. They will not pay attention to you unless the fraud case you are reporting is anything from N5m above because their operandi is to collect their own cut from the money after it has been retrieved from the scammer.

As for suing the banks, the Nigerian justice system still sucks! Unless you are a highly placed person in the society, suing a bank in Nigeria is like fetching water in a basket because the bank is ready to offer millions of naira which the complainant has never seen or touched in his/her life to the judge presiding over the case and it will be swept under the carpet.

Nigeria is a mess!!
Politics › Re: Ogun Teacher Tackles Bank, Online Store As Fraudsters Empty Account by Decryptor(m): 8:02am On Nov 09, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Seems bank are recruiting more Yahoo boys these days or how else could the OTP be generated without the consent of account owner ?
Her SIM was probably cloned!

Charging your phone in public places can contribute to that. You leave the phone unattended and someone can remove the SIM and plug it into a SIM reader/cloner device...voila!

They get a blank sim and copy it back and they operate from there.

SATANlST:
thunder fire you and the toto you where vomitted from. hope you die a miserable death like the miserable scammer that you are. bys are targeting oyinbo na school teacher u dey target.

that gtb bank go hear am ffrom me soon. any of the branches i enter will not operate till they refund my 15k, i will make them loose 1.5m because of this 15k
Oga calm down! He is right. In the policy statement of most online stores, they give the mandate to protect their customer's personal information which includes profile and phone numbers.

Even if a scammer clears your bank account running into millions and transfers it into his account in another bank, if you approach the bank of the thief, they will never give you his name or account details except you get a court order and summons from an anti-graft agency like EFCC with permissions duly signed by the Nigerian Police.
Politics › Re: Anambra 2021: INEC Reschedules Voting In Ihiala Local Government Area by Decryptor(m): 8:01am On Nov 09, 2021
stasius:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Is Ihiala the only local government in Anambra?
Even if APC wins Ihiala( which is impossible because Ihiala will most likely align with APGA having seen the general results) will they get the 2/3rd mark for number of local government won? The answer is NO!

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Brother, akurigo APC na Anambra Steeti!
I just pray o. I hate anything APC with a passion including the man Andy Uba.
Politics › Re: Anambra 2021: INEC Reschedules Voting In Ihiala Local Government Area by Decryptor(m): 9:24pm On Nov 08, 2021
APC's rigging method via INEC:

Conduct an election, when APC sees they are losing, disenfranchise one or two LGAs by either snatching ballot boxes or sending hoodlums there to cause mayhem...

*Then INEC declares the election "INCONCLUSIVE"...

*Count the number of total votes from the winning party and compare to their own (APC's) lesser votes...

*Falsify figures from the LGAs where ballot boxes were snatched or where mayhem was caused to replicate fake votes that will outnumber the votes of the winning party...

*Declare their candidate the winner!
Travel › Re: Edo Mother Of 4 Falls & Dies In A Septic Tank While Walking Through It (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 5:21pm On Nov 08, 2021
iammolise:
Now some "Hollier than thou" folks will presume it happened because she stayed back at home and didn't go to church. undecided
My own question is why did it have to happen when her husband was in church? Why did "evil befall his wife" while he was "serving God"?
Career › Re: Nigerian Lady Loses Job Offer Because She Has A Big Tummy (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 12:32pm On Nov 08, 2021
Saphiere and FutureisFemale...what sayest thou?
Politics › Re: Soludo Defeats Andy Uba And Ozigbo In Their LGAs - Premium Times by Decryptor(m): 10:19am On Nov 07, 2021
Circuitlord:
APGA has won all the political parties including APC combined.
APC has no foothold in Anambra.

As e dey like this, I'm just waiting patiently to know what the likes of Hon. Lynda Chuba Ikpeazu, Hon. Umeoji and those HoA members that decamped to APC at the dying minute will do when INEC declares Prof. Charles Soludo the winner.
They will run to Aso Villa and start crying on he feet of buhari grin
Politics › Re: AnambraDecides: Accord Party's Godwin Maduka Wins Own Ward, Loses LGA To APGA by Decryptor(m): 7:53am On Nov 07, 2021
He is still far better than CAndy Uber grin
Romance › Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by Decryptor(m): 8:15pm On Oct 24, 2021
kokanepyramid:
That guy is lost
No mind am! As I am talking to you right now,I am in a poolside birthday party being hosted by one chick wey I dey knack by the side. She loves "the way I rod her" whenever she comes around my place.

There was a day she came around and her so-called possessive boyfriend called her and demanded to know where she was (she was lying nude beside me after 2 vigorous rounds of pounding) and she told the guy she was busy. The guy asked her to come straight to his crib whenever she returned from where she was and she told him a blatant "NO" that she won't!

Because of that, she decided to spend the night that day in my house but I told her to kuku go home so that my fellow man no go die that night because she ignored his numerous calls afterwards.

Back to right now in her birthday party, I can see the guy here beaming with smiles and forming Don Jazzy without him realizing say I don turn him babe upandan, left and right.

Babe that wants to be faithful will be faithful and the one that wants to cheat will cheat.

All these SIMPS should rest!
Romance › Re: New Codedruns Website by Decryptor(m): 6:32pm On Oct 24, 2021
ExotiqNigeria:
Alternatives to Coded Runs have somewhat come up like https://www.exoticnigeria.com/ and https://www.exotic-africa.com/escorts-from/nigeria/ For more girls for massage, escort dates and more. We have great companions for dates and more.
You are charging N5000 per week for people who want to register as escorts while codedruns is doing same for free?

You see why some businesses fail and some succeed.
Romance › Re: Man Cries Uncontrollably After His Girlfriend Dumped Him (Video) by Decryptor(m): 6:15pm On Oct 24, 2021
Blackfire:
* folds my hand




What is wrong with this igbo boy
He looks more yorubaic
Romance › Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by Decryptor(m):
sirjamesjnr:
A guy that was getting to know my girl, move from being friends to asking her for a nice time, even when my girl informed him about her relationship status. When I saw the chat, I delete his number, block him then proceed to create some red lines. I simply take charge. I am not been called a man because I have a dick but I can handle situations.
So your girl actually waited for you to see the chats yourself before you deleted them?

Why didn't she delete and block the guy herself??

And here you are telling us about how to "weather storms as a man" while your girl is busy creating the storms over there behind your back.

Weldone "Mr. Storm Weather-er"!
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill 3 Police Officers In Ebonyi by Decryptor(m): 5:46pm On Oct 24, 2021
Stronghold91:
scam don't go for it
I eventually saw it and clicked it only to see it was clickbait
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill 3 Police Officers In Ebonyi by Decryptor(m):
Doraty1:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/breaking-gunmen-kill-3-officers-in-ebonyi/
I don't give a sh*t about UGM or the policemen they made to bite the dust.
What caught my eye on that post was this:

USA companies need customer service reps to work from home, hourly pay in $13 per hour, must have a quiet environment to work, internet access.Click here to apply .
Is it in that original article?

***Modified***

I have seen the article and clicked on it.

Another scam! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage, Davido & Chioma At Ifeanyi Adeleke's 2nd Birthday Party by Decryptor(m): 2:36pm On Oct 24, 2021
irunoko:
so does chioma.all her smiles looks forced and unnatural
At least her private parts have not been exposed like that of Tiwa Savage. Get the picture?
Travel › Re: Prospective Corper Survives Ghastly Accident In Kano On His Way To NYSC Camp by Decryptor(m): 8:18am On Oct 24, 2021
There is no gain in serving a failed country like Nigeria!
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage, Davido & Chioma At Ifeanyi Adeleke's 2nd Birthday Party by Decryptor(m): 8:15am On Oct 24, 2021
Tiwa Savage does not look happy
Politics › Re: Snubbed By Tinubu In London, Osinbajo Ready For Presidential Fight Of His Life by Decryptor(m): 8:12am On Oct 24, 2021
Did that Aso Rock Puppet even have an ambition to fight for in the first place?

Politics › Re: Anambra Guber: IPOB Declares Sit-At-Home On Election Day by Decryptor(m): 8:00am On Oct 24, 2021
blastac:
Shut up.. apc is about to impose a governor on Anambra and all you can type is this.. egwu na atụ'm maka ndu mmadụ enwe na ala igbo Anyị a. Ịbụ dị mumu?? Can't you read the hand writing on the wall?? Ewu zambia. Dont worry, Andy UBAH will win through rigging, be prepared for rugs and the rest.. since Biafra never come don't you know the best you can do as ezigbo guy man na to protect your state interest first.. ipob is literally handing Anambra to Apc. Watch as rigging go take Dy now. Ewu. Tufiakwa I can't believe na onwe ndị Igbo na enwere uche God4bid.
My brother...this thing is so painful! When it comes to commerce, Igbos are resilient but one of the downsides of the average Igbo man is SENTIMENTS.

You can never win a political war with mere sentiments. You rather watch the events ongoing and take due advantage of it. This is the way in which the Fulani is different from the Igbo man and that is why they may continue to rule us even in the next 50 years to come.

How can you declare a sit-at-home on election day? I knew that this was the last card the Fulanis were waiting for IPOB to play and "as predictable as they (IPOB) are", they have played it and now the fulanis will end the game!

The plan was to ensure that Andy Uba becomes the next governor of Anambra State so he would introduce RUGA and open grazing in Anambra State without any qualms. Even some of the shameless politicians in Anambra knew that this was going to happen and that was why a number of them jumped ship into APC just for their pockets.

If only IPOB was a sensible group, what they would have done is to affiliate themselves with a particular consensus candidate and push him forward as their candidate, urge Anambrans to come out and vote for him in the elections and from there, the world will take you seriously in your quest for self-rule.

But No! They would rather juncate all over social media calling MNK their saviour and saying "No election" and that all they want is Biafra.

Ndi IPOB, 1 million sit-at-homes will not bring out Nnamdi Kanu talkless of bringing about Biafra!

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