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seanjy4konji:
Nonsense...I am working day and night to gather up for money for rent and ticket to leave nigeria you sre tslking about sex and someone carryig her toto away from me because i offend her...

Na mumu deh beg for sex....8pm ap deh and this site where plenty girls deh...Nice fine shawty max 20k....She go suck my balls,anus,everything....girlfriend experience..if she do well i fit add another 10 k for uber..na hin i go deh beg up and down...

Better focus...Is it a must you sex selfLet her go and sex outside if u self no do...

Na man weh no get money deh see ground say hin wife deh vexsk,,i leave money take my car keys and gerrout....

Na person weh u see idle u go deh do shakara for.

Na children make me wan get you for house in first place..i no fit lie you.

deltateam:
I wonder what people discuss before marriage. The day any woman in the name of wife ever uses sex denial on me, her box will reach her parents house.

Neddstark:
@Op, go and watch foreign season films. I am not just talking American. See what the Koreans, Indians and South Americans are doing. I am not talking of effects or spending money. Look at the storyline and acting. When you do, your standards may rise. You will not gratify mediocrity.
I preferred the movie to the season that i had to fast-forward much of the time.

JovialJune:
Right, there should also be an extensive awareness of male infertility like low sperm count and the rest, the rate at which men consume drugs and alcohol with reckless lifestyle which affect their fertility is worrisome, they don't know this, they ignorantly marry their wives and assume only women have this problem. A doctor friend told me of infertility cases caused by men, who refuses to tell their spouse, they prefer the blame to be heaped on her, God help us.

2. Buy items in bulk like buying beans, rice and tomato that will last 3-6months.

lekankolade:
FACE-TO-FACE ENCOUNTER WITH THE DREADED UNKNOWN GUN MEN.

By Barr Fabian Onwughalu, former Chairman Ohaneze Lagos Branch on his Facebook page

As I concluded my case at High Court 3 Nnewi, Anambra State today, I drove to the New Spare Parts Market to buy engine oil for my generator. Thereafter, I quickly proceeded to my country home to meet one of my errand boys, Mr. Anayo who had been waiting at the gate since 4pm to see me for some allowance.

After the traffic light junction, I decided to increase my speed to 80 kph, but lo and behold, a black Toyota Rav 4 suddenly appeared behind, trailing me. When I noticed that the car though old despite the model, 2010, had no number plate,I became very curious and suspicious. My first line of thought was that they could be either armed robbers who trailed me from the Access Bank ATM where I withdrew N20,000 out of which I had used 6k and 2k to buy PMS and engine oil respectively or some exuberant youths on alcoholic and drug spree.Whichever was the case, I decided to speed off far away from them since I trusted my turbo charged ride called "Terrorist Kid" new model 2018 model. In a twinkle of an eye I had cruised to 100kph, but the vehicle kept following up with a gap of less than 5 yards. I thought of driving into the Otolo Police Station, but quickly remembered that they had relocated to the CPS due to the fear of the unknown GU end. As I was contemplating what to do,the worst happened. As I slowed down to avoid the potholes at Orizu Petrol Station their car overtook me in a Gestapo style s in a James Bond movie and blocked both my car and an oncoming Range Rover sports 2020 model.
now". I then said my last prayers and asked God to have mercy on me and accept my soul in paradise. One came to me and barked, " Oga Judge, what are you doing to bring Nnamdi KANU out? I told him that I just came back from Abuja last week where I joined his defence team free of charge. He told me to continue and that God will bless me.

While two of them were interrogating the driver of the Range the other two were chanting "no Biafra, no election" while the one who with me told me to go and tell the politicians to stop wasting the lives of innocent youths who throng their meetings as they are ready to blow up any political meeting venue henceforth. After about ten minutes, he retreated to the Range and ordered the driver who introduced himself as a son of Igwe Orizu, Igwe Nnewi and the owner of the petrol station out of the car and returned his two phones to him.

As this was going on another team arrived with a Honda Pilot,forced a mab who was watching the drama afar in his car oblivious of the danger lurking behind him. The second group shouted that they were the backup squad. Meanwhile as their eyes concentrated on the vehicles, I quietly reversed into the Obindu petrol station, left my keys in the ignition and scaled the dwarf fence into the cassava farmland nearby.

They later left with the four cars and the owner of the last car which they commandeered.

THANK GOD THEY DID NOT SEE ANY POLITICAL PARTY INSIGNIA ON ME AND MY CAR. MOREOVER, THEY THOUGHT I WAS A SECURITY AGENT TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THEM, BUT WHEN THEY SAW ME IN MY LAWYER'S APPAREL, THEY BECAME FRIENDLY.I AM STILL IN SHOCK AFTER SO MANY HOURS AS MY BP WHICH SHOT UP TO 180 IS YET TO SUBSIDE.

ONLY THE ALMIGHTY GOD CAN INTERVENE ON THIS IMBROGLIO.

Today I confirm that these boys are armed to the teeth as I saw them korokoro wielding AK 49, Machine Guns, Antiaircraft missiles Russian made SMG, LA rifle and pistols. On particular boy of about 30 years who seems to be the leader had the ammunition belt rolled round his body like wrapper with two pistols by his trousers side pockets.

Source : Facebook.com

post=106370921:
The president had just finished addressing a labor meeting at the Washington Hilton Hotel and was walking with his entourage to his limousine when Hinckley, standing among a group of reporters, fired six shots at the president, hitting Reagan and three of his attendants. 
White House Press Secretary James Brady was shot in the head and critically wounded,
Secret Service agent Timothy McCarthy was shot in the side, and District of Columbia policeman Thomas Delahanty was shot in the neck.
After firing the shots, Hinckley was overpowered and pinned against a wall, and President Reagan, apparently unaware that he’d been shot, was shoved into his limousine by a Secret Service agent and rushed to the hospital.

Oh what a Day!
We still remembered how the story broke out all over the world!!

sisisioge:
OMG! How did a sadist get into the UK police? Look how he cut a beautiful life short! Wow! How very sad!

GetMeRight:
You love typing too much epistle. ESN is filled with thugs, cultists, criminals, illiterates and violent people. They are not people like you who believe that they have future and that's the mistake many of you are making defending ESN and rationalising their criminal activities.

There is an Igbo oga who lives in Abuja. He is a successful businessman, not a politician. I cannot mention his name.

He recently travelled home to Igbo land with his driver who is from SS.

One day a hiace bus crossed their path on a lonely road. Armed men speaking Igbo jumped out.

They had to show their ID to the unknown gun men (UGM) but were beaten badly and either the driver or his oga thrown into the gutter or ditch. The oga had 300K in the car and gave it to the UGM. The UGM too the money and took the oga's car too.

The oga and driver are back in Abuja.

What is sure from how the driver told me this story is that the UGM would have killed them if they had been police, or if they had police with them, the police would have been killed.

midolian:
Will you call this an act by DSS or herdsmen again?

Too bad!

thesicilian:
Don't mind him. As if we don't already have several laboratories in Lagos alone doing DNA paternity tests

EmptyGarden:
Lies.

Visocrate:
This is a social animal with wife and kid and caters for the young and here you are saying you caught a chimp, to avoid being arrested take it back and free it let it reunite with its family, this is already online and I am very sure the govt will come for you, now is not like before where people do things ignorantly and go Scot free. You want carry your hand buy wahala abi problem

SarkinYarki:
The Buhari govt has turned the South East into another Fallujah

Romanoff:
You need to see a therapist, you're obviously still dealing with trauma from your abuse.

There's nothing wrong with a mother kissing her baby in the mouth, you're just projecting your trauma on your wife and child.

Please, deal with it before it ruins you.

Bornsinner7:
Everybody loves the feel of the lips of babies bro.. don't be mad..

bobontop:
My wife is fond of kissing my 6months boy in the mouth. I personally don't like this and I have told her to stop it but she refused.

This issue in causing a serious argument in my home and I want to take a serious action since she has refused to stop it.

Please I need advice from experienced parents.

I was abused sexual as a child by a cousin staying with us and there are cases of incest around me. I don't want any of this to happen to my son.

The teenage girl staying with us always sees my wife kissing my son in the mouth and I am afraid she my copy it and start doing it.

Please am I wrong? Am I over reacting? Is it a normal practice? Please advise me.

GetMeRight:
No, you don't. The IPOB criminals that are busy labelling everyone betrayers and traitors?

Living in denial as usual.

And these "ethnic group known for religious and political violence" are so difficult to track, identify or spot among you?

I thought ESN was formed specifically because of them until they started going after the security agents before they recently started going after the "traitors and betrayers" among you?

Dlovelymidwife:
So sad. Such a strong and caring mother. May her soul RIP..

I remember a time there was a fire incident in my sister's apartment, she ran out of the house without her baby and was shouting when she got outside for someone to go get her baby for her. Fortunately for her, a neighbor did and baby was fine.