₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,154 members, 8,510,438 topics. Date: Friday, 30 October 2026 at 11:57 AM

Toggle theme

Decryptor's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Decryptor's Profile › Decryptor's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 (of 188 pages)

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Successfully Apply For Nigeria Jubilee Fellows Program (full Steps) by Decryptor(m): 6:06pm On Sep 16, 2021
SCAM! The UNDP has no joint program with the federal government in any form of this!

This is the usual scam of grants which unsuspecting Nigerians wait for endlessly and then eventually the organizers after getting alot of registrants ask them to pay some small amounts for "verification"
Foreign Affairs › Re: Joe Biden Forgets Australian PM, Scott Morrison's Name? (Video) by Decryptor(m): 6:01pm On Sep 16, 2021
luvkidtemmy:
smiley

Nigeria Jubilee to Pay ₦80,500. If you're facing trouble registering for the Nigeria Jubilee Program, here's how to do it


https://www.nairaland.com/6748843/how-successfully-apply-nigeria-jubilee
Stop trying to scam people!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Joe Biden Forgets Australian PM, Scott Morrison's Name? (Video) by Decryptor(m): 5:58pm On Sep 16, 2021
Like Biden, like Buhari!

Buhari misspelled his vice's name at one point.
Fashion › Re: Fashion Or Madness? by Decryptor(m): 9:09pm On Sep 15, 2021
REALretep:
Choiii shocked grin
Badt guy
Chop knuckle grin

Your god save you shaa...she for bill you wella
Mhenn...it was during that lockdown period when even N500 meant alot. I heard that she collected 3k overnight from one guy. She needed money desperately to leave Abuja
Health › Re: David Gbodi Odaibo Dies In His Sleep After His Work Won $125M US Contract by Decryptor(m): 4:20pm On Sep 15, 2021
The guy died of over excitement
Fashion › Re: Fashion Or Madness? by Decryptor(m): 4:14pm On Sep 15, 2021
REALretep:
That explains it then

Were the pointed titties small, medium, large or extra large?
I luv em large though grin
Large with very dark areolas. My spec too. I wanted to hookup with her but she was relocating that very day
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reacts As Young Boys Defeat Man United by Decryptor(m): 11:29am On Sep 15, 2021
The fact that Ronaldo now plays for MU does not necessarily mean that the team will always win every match.
Fashion › Re: Fashion Or Madness? by Decryptor(m): 11:28am On Sep 15, 2021
REALretep:
What shocked
Yeah...found out much later that she is into all these their so-called "hookups" so I bet that was her subtle way of advertising.

She had very nice standing pointed titties though.
Fashion › Re: Fashion Or Madness? by Decryptor(m): 10:04am On Sep 15, 2021
Semi-Madness

At least she wore bra sha. I have seen a lady come out one morning to buy stuff in a provision store with that kind of net dress with nothing behind it. Her bare breasts and nipples were just flashing.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Americans Chant "Bleep You Biden" As President's Approval Rating Drops (Video) by Decryptor(m): 10:03am On Sep 15, 2021
Buhari

Biden

Two people whom most of their supporters thought they were the next best thing after ice cream but needed up being both useless undecided
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Foreign Loans Set For All-time High At $45bn As Buhari Begs For Loan by Decryptor(m): 9:58am On Sep 15, 2021
RevDesm0ndJuju:
Where are those Alausa clowns that were screaming in 2014/2015 that Buhari was removed as HOS for refusing to take IMF loans?

These same bastards of Ariyanla Olosho Mall where telling the world that Buhari will never stoop low and take loans like the GEJ govt.

Now you all can see and feel it as well, that there has never been any other Nigerian or African president that has been more useful to the Jewish banksters in London and New York.

When that sleezy oil man turn Anglican Priest (Welby) was shilling for this same Buhari just as the notorious gay spy club aka Cambridge was covering Buhari's ass over his fake Cambridge certificate, that was when I knew that this idiot they call Buhari was chosen for one specific purpose:

Destroy the economy of Nigeria through his foolishness compounding it further by unleashing havoc in the form of his Fulani homosexual/bestiality militia towards impoverishing the masses and making it easier for him to go shopping for Jewish worthless fiat paper money.

I don't blame the cow suckling autistic Buhari, it is these trousered illiterates and fools in 2014 that lied and slandered for Buhari to get into Power.

Where is Gbawe, e-gift, TonyeBarcanista, Beremx , arresa , plaindealer, cleverly and all those retinue of alausa e-touts now?

BASTARDS.
It will never be well with all these people you mentioned, their children and every other person who voted for this evil administration in 2015. Even if they have recanted their support for this fulani man, their children and descendants will still suffer till their 600th generation
Crime › Re: South African Woman Arrested For Hiring Hitmen Who Killed Her Husband & In-Law by Decryptor(m): 9:48am On Sep 15, 2021
insidelife22:
many are the devils,few are the Satan's.

share if you think she is of the satans,like if you think she is with the devils,share and like if you think she is both,overlook if you think she is none.
Seems you smoked something undecided
Celebrities › Re: Norm Macdonald Is Dead by Decryptor(m): 8:59am On Sep 15, 2021
saddler:
Why is cancer very prevalent nowadays?
Diet, Environmental degradation (from the atmosphere which affects the air we breath), medication which end up being toxic overtime. Etc
Politics › Re: 60 Landlords Desert Houses As Flood Overwhelms Ogun Community by Decryptor(m): 8:17am On Sep 15, 2021
I thought it is only in the South East that erosion happens according to our "sophistikated accomodators" grin grin
Fashion › Re: South African Police Officer In Sexy Shorts Gets Tongues Wagging Online by Decryptor(m): 9:05pm On Sep 14, 2021
Rubbish!

People who will find this attractive apart from women are probably fágs like Bobrisky lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Bride's Backside Versus Bridesmaids' Curvy Backsides (PHOTO) by Decryptor(m): 9:03pm On Sep 14, 2021
Ayo2004:
Mehnn,I don't care about the consequences..
If such beautiful women attend my wedding,I must disect those totos grin
Typical Yoruba man undecided
Romance › Re: Bride's Backside Versus Bridesmaids' Curvy Backsides (PHOTO) by Decryptor(m): 8:41pm On Sep 14, 2021
Bahamas95:
I know some slim babes also got smelly pusssies but it's kinda rare. Most fat girls lack good personal hygiene.
Not always true. It goes both ways. I have banged a couple of fat babes who pusssies are fresh and smell like morning dew.
Politics › Re: Buhari Seeks National Assembly’s Approval To Borrow Fresh $4bn, €710m by Decryptor(m): 1:53pm On Sep 14, 2021
He wants to use it to procure arms from Russia and China because of Biden's refusal to sell weapons to his ragtag military of which heist commander in chief.

Arms which will be used to fight holy war
Romance › Re: Bride's Backside Versus Bridesmaids' Curvy Backsides (PHOTO) by Decryptor(m): 1:49pm On Sep 14, 2021
Bahamas95:
The bride is exactly my spec, nothing fascinates me about big bumbum......I only bang them for adventure. Most of these ladies with big bumbums got smelly pussssssssies.


Slim girls rock!
Smelly p*ssy is not about bum size but personal hygiene and state of gynaecological health. I know of a slim babe I once knack way back whose p*ssy reeks like rotten fish.
Romance › Re: Bride's Backside Versus Bridesmaids' Curvy Backsides (PHOTO) by Decryptor(m): 1:46pm On Sep 14, 2021
REALretep:
No be true oo
Some de do
Oga stop lying to yourself!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lady Quits Bank Job After Getting Offer In Dubai, Gets There & Told No More Work by Decryptor(m): 1:43pm On Sep 14, 2021
Women will always be women!

That was how my neighbor who is a fashion designer and make-up artist and was doing very well suddenly woke up one morning and sold her shop with the sewing machines in it, the mannequins and most of things she owned in her house.


Her reason was that she was relocating to Lagos to go meet her a guy who promised her marriage of which I was asking if she was very sure the guy was genuine...only to get there and she discovered that the guy was married thrice to other women.

The guy no even allow her come him house and was insisting he comes to wherever she was putting up in Lagos.

Na so the relationship scatter and she is back to square one.
Politics › Re: Prison Escape: Gunmen Kill Soldiers On Duty, Set Prisoners Free In Kogi by Decryptor(m): 9:44am On Sep 13, 2021
Wahala everywhere in this kwanteri!

"Mazi Rumpled Trouser" is not even saying anything undecided
Family › Re: Please I Need People Advice Over This Issue by Decryptor(m): 9:38am On Sep 13, 2021
Confidencemama:
My husband left home in Lagos since June and has refused to return, he doesn't pick my calls if i use another number to call him once he hears my voice, he shout at me that he is no more interested in the marriage, that he has moved on and that I should never call his line again then he will end the call, he blocked me on what's app, face book and currently he is in a relationship with a girl in benin, just that I don't know his exact address where he moved to.
For your husband to react this way, you must have hurt him terribly!

What did you do to him??
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: Buhari's Comment On Future Invitations To Imo Misquoted by Decryptor(m): 7:34pm On Sep 12, 2021
Sirjamo:
The majority of Nigeria media work for PDP and ipob terrorists
Stale!
Celebrities › Re: Annie Odibia: My Mistake Will Speak Grace For Me Soon by Decryptor(m): 7:32pm On Sep 12, 2021
BeardedMeat:
I know you are there shoe shiner, make we hear word.
You were the one who was running your mouth as if you share the same apartment with Tuface Idibia and his wife for you to say he chases anything in skirt and that Annie has suffered alot.

ITK feeling funky.
Celebrities › Re: Annie Odibia: My Mistake Will Speak Grace For Me Soon by Decryptor(m): 2:32pm On Sep 12, 2021
BeardedMeat:
Annie has suffered so much humiliation been married to tuface. I'm sure it's to spite pero that she has remained married to tuface.

Tuface entertains and fuccks his harem of Olosho right in their matrimonial home, all in the name of business partner.

Annie is in a very unhappy marriage with tuface and I think she's fed up.

Before coming to the social media to table a matter that has existed for 20yrs must be tough for her. She would have tried all sorts.

She has endured, keeping up appearances, and has reached breaking point.

It's not only when a man hits a woman or neglects his children that are grave, there are a million ways a man can destroy his wife. Annie is destroyed.

I love them both together, but Annie should quit the marriage and retain her sanity.
And you live with them to know all these?

Car Talk › Re: Suggest An SUV Of 2m To Buy For My Wife by Decryptor(m): 2:22pm On Sep 12, 2021
CocoaOla:
How exactly are we not worried that a car that cost like N1,400,000 around 5 years ago now costs like N4,000,000+ .....when it should cost around 800k - 900k after 5 years?

The car must be depreciating abroad but appreciating in Nigeria

Stupid Nigerians and foolish
economy policies has turned liabilities into assets. NIGERIANS ARE COLOSSAL FOOLS
But you people voted for Buhari na.

You voted for a clown like that and expected things to get better?
Romance › Re: Why Do People Cheat On People They Love?? by Decryptor(m): 2:14pm On Sep 12, 2021
Person wey open thread don leave una japa
Travel › Re: Car Wash Attendant Crashes A Client’s Benz On His Way To Get Soap In Edo State by Decryptor(m): 12:47pm On Sep 11, 2021
Okay
Foreign Affairs › Re: Armed Police Arrest Afghan Special Forces Commando At Manchester Hotel. by Decryptor(m): 5:46am On Sep 11, 2021
It is very possible that during that evacuation, some Taliban radicals and even ISI-k militants disguised as civilians might have made their way into United States and European soil.
Politics › Re: OKITIPUPA: A Town In Nigeria Without Electricity For over 12 Years (Pictures) by Decryptor(m): 2:05pm On Sep 10, 2021
Bennysam:
Did they kill all the nepa people there? What could have done that course blackout since 12 years
Maybe they mined the NEPA people's skulls undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean Boy Mauled By Hyena Leaves SA Hospital With New Face (PIX) by Decryptor(m): 2:20am On Sep 10, 2021
Kpokrikpo:
Thank God he's not a Nigerian, I doubt he would have survived if it were to be in Nigeria.
Fear wouldn't have allowed any living hyena in Nigeria go near anybody because of Nigerians and their penchant for meat.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 (of 188 pages)