₦airaland Forum

Cromcruach91:
I want a cure for HIV...beleive you me...just one that has gone through the proper processes.

Your cure has not gone through the proper proceses...and you don't even know how the HIV virus works,or anything about the phases of drug testing.

Stop lying. It is not good. I am telling you this out of concern,not because I hate you.

Bro, I know the guy well. I have a relative living in benue who was down with HIV. She got treated under this novacare guy and today, she is happily married. His treatment works only that na long process thing and you need to be constant and adhere to the instructions of how you take the drug.

FortifiedCity:


The speed with which Dbanj's childishness evaporated after he got married is something Davido and wizkid should emulate. Two old men that do not want to grow up

Taking a photograph in front of a television that looks like 3D advert board still has childishness written on it.

By the way, I hope the rent of the house where he is posing has been paid in full. We no wan hear say Landlord lock gate.

Car na me buy...
Pussy na me toast...
D*ck na me get...
And yet I can't f*ck in peace without police harassment?

ProWalker:
Pained frustated fool

Not as pained and frustrated as your idiotic father

ProWalker:
Better, we know already

Anybody who tries to make you see your stupidity which is as glaring as broad day light to make is suddenly an ipob. Check my last few posts. I am not ipob neither do i support their foolish ideologies and that does not mean i cannot talk back at an slowpoke like you when you come here to type rubbish.

ProWalker:
That is how i respond to show i am an IDIOT!

FIXED!!

ProWalker:
God bless PMB for ensuring fair play.

Under Jonathan, there would have been mass arrest of opposition politicans days ahead of the election day.

Very useless man

My friend will you keep quiet!

What then happened in the recent Edo and Ondo state guber elections? Was GEJ the president then? APC had the intentions of rigging the elections but for the overwhelming votes APGA got plus the body language of Anambrans in general who came out to vote and most importantly, the fact that nwoye behaves like a slowpoke

holyeye1989:
Mehn we all sat at home...ooo...who then vote? Am not getting where all these votes came out from...

They came from sensible people who refused to think foolishly like you useless ipob and chose to defend their future and that of their children. The handwriting is written on the wall...THIS IS TO SHOW IPOB THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY IRRELEVANT!

So you mean to tell me that after all the N2,500 plus the lifting up of the hands and d*ck of Tony Nwoye by Buhari in Anambra State, APGA still won?

SatanPikin:
Stupid biafrans go die tomorrow

Go and tell your father in hell fire that his plan and yours will not work

xlextj:
all these liquor n spirit will be consumed by who?

Of all the things you could expunge from the photos, na liquor and spirits and ghosts yo see? SMH!

Which Ojukwu's son joined APC? Continue deluding yourselves.

timidapsin:
video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a toast bread. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store.

There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person.

I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well.

I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness.

My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep.

Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up.

I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer.

So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has 30 seconds of play time on it.

If i say i understand tis story, i am lying to myself!

The duo were last heard from in Ijebu Ijesha, Osun State

It is finished!!

whateverkay:
NO LEFELENDUM, NO ERECTION

STALE!

Igbo mmara mma! Haterz from the green slime soup region will soon arrive!!

Cooly100:
If yours was significant...why didn't he win in the last election?

Because buhari whom you supported in the last elections rigged.

DonVikings:
He was most likely a Pig.

You see...when i said it that hydraulic soup lickers are mad, people will think i don't know what i am saying.

Thank goodness you are not from the Hydraulic Soup Zone where perverts, paedophiles and cradle snatchers are known to come from. or else the reverse would have been the same. We need more people like you in this country.

Cooly100:
Joker!

Even though I don't like APC for being sectional, I will never vote GEJ if he contests again.

YOUR VOTE WOULD BE INSIGNIFICANT

xnsandrxns:
Why are you people so full of hatred
You ungrateful pigs
We read online everyday how you flat headed dumbos rape all your underaged housegirls and you have the guts to even mention Southwest in rape
After eating akpu and lizard meat, you'll stay in your mud house and type rubbish
Get some sense b!tch

E pain am!

You cone headed hydraulic soup eating demons are the number one rapists in the whole of Africa and it's a well known fact. Out of every 10 rape cases in Nigeria, 8 are from the south wasstte! Who knows? You might even be a product of rape you know

Deal with it!!

ImperialYoruba:
Look, let me talk to nigerian ladies. If you wear the kin cleavage exhibition dress this woman wear and you are offended when men demand sex na God go punish you.

There is reason your mothers and grandmothers covered their body in public. Its because men own the public space, not women. So when you are out here in our space come correct and tidy ya ass up[b] or we will be all over you trying to poke your pussy and grab your titties.
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Cover up and dont tempt our imagination if you dont want to be harrassed in the public. Simple!

So in essence, you are blaming indecent dressing on a good reason for harassing women? No wonder the rape situation in South West is top-notch. No female as young as the age of 3 upward is safe with with a hydraulic soup eating demon. No wonder when they don't see women to rape, they resort to animals.

9jakohai:
Good....but I am waiting for the competition for

BEST IGBO GIRL IN MATHEMATICS

BEST IGBO GIRL IN ENGLISH

BEST IGBO GIRL IN IGBO LANGUAGE AND CUSTOMS

best IGBO LADY INVENTOR

Then we can have another heroine worth celebrating

Chimamanda Adichie nko?

Show me which of the above your tribesgirl has acomplished

scholes0:
Hahah mumu, funnily Enough both building on the right of that picture are Houses owned by Yoruba people.

Hydraulickers can never afford such luxury!

seunmsg:
We had peaceful election in Ondo state last year. The gladiators in Anambra should look within and themselves to order.

Anambrans don't believe in "Come and chop rice and vote for me" politics.

Slaves have nothing to fight for!

Freeborns and Warriors vehemently oppose any form of contamination that attempts to infiltrate their abode.

scholes0:
Hahah mumu, funnily Enough both building on the right of that picture are Houses owned by Yoruba people.

You better go and mine one skull and sell it for N10,000 tonight so that you will use the proceeds to bail that your prodigal omo ale jati jati younger brother your family have been searching for.