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After dancing Shoki with buhari?

This is Shoki-ing

sylviaeo:
THEY R INVESTIGATING HER DEATH. IF ITS IN NIGERIA, AFTER D MASSES TYPE R.I.P, CHURCH DON CLOSE. BODIES OF YOUNG NIGERIAN GUYS R PILING UP IN SOUTH AFRICA.NOBODY ASKS, NOBODY CARES.

Who sent them to South Africa in the first place?

litaninja:
If the husband is tortured, a number of "truths" would jump out of his mouth that may not necessarily be true....torture does that to people.

If the officers involved are core professionals, they'll accumulate the "many truths" from him, weigh them and siphon the logical truth which will help in cracking the case. That woman's husband is a prime suspect.

The person who said CO poisoning, blamed a possible leak INTO the interior of the vehicle. Leaks like this are not uncommon, corrosion from the
exhaust system from underneath or a leak from the firewall portion from the car can do that....

Over to you...

Dude, did you see the vehicle? That's a fairly new Toyota Corolla and NOT a Danfo or Molue that usually has alot of openings on the flooring.

If there was an exhaust leak, you think they'd both sit there comfortably? I know Carbon monoxide is odourless but it kills faster when the person is asleep. If you are wide awake, you'll be quite stifled from the effects before it kills you. CO poisoning is totally off it!

Toke Makinwa, you should have asked for an "inseminated used condom" as a birthday gift from him first before wanting him. Ode!

What am i even saying? You don't deserve it...his toilet does!

Next!!!

I know that some of these bigots and waste-rn e-warriors here on NL will be among them.

It doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to unravel this case!

First of all, the husband of the deceased said that the person who should have been dead was Femi and not Lukmon

It goes a long way to explain this: What if there was a scenario where Promise's husband sent hired killers with the instruction to terminate Femi's life bothering on the fact that he (Femi) was sleeping with his wife...remember he had earlier warned Femi to steer clear off his wife.

So the scenario should be thus:

*Promise husband is jealous and hires some assassins to terminate Femi...

*The assassins probably trail her to the party and wait outside...

*The party is over and an "unsuspecting" Lukmon comes to take Promise home in his car...

*The assassins think that Lukmon is Femi...

*They trail the car and stop them midway...

*The contract is that they should terminate Femi neatly (No gunshot wounds, no external injury, no blood)...

*But on seeing that the driver of the car was not Femi, they decided to still embed their "signature" (some assassins do that)...

*Probably while exterminating Femi, Promise raises alarm so they decide to terminate her too as collateral damage...

*Then they strip Lukmon's trousers off him so it will look like both of them were making out...

Why did i arrive at the conclusion that death is probably out of strangulation?---take a look at the mouth of the deceased...his tongue was somewhat protruded out of his mouth midsection...that happens most of the time when someone is gasping for air during a "chokehold".

If they were making out, promise would have been kind of nude too but she was fully clothed...

As for the guy who said Carbon monoxide / Carbon dioxide (CO / CO2) Poisoning from the idling car...you are TOTALLY WRONG!
While idling a car, the carbon monoxide escapes from the exhaust which is "outside" the car. If your assertions were true, then it means that almost everyday, thousands of Lagosians (and other drivers and passengers all over the country and the world) living where there is the presence of heavy traffic gridlock would be dying everyday in their cars.

Suggestion: The husband of Promise should be arrested and tortured and the truth will certainly jump outta his mouth!

If there is anything I like about East Africans, it's the way they mix English with their native language like where Mai shayi dey mix indomie with carrot and green pepper.

Eg: "I want to believe that Eulogy is regretting bedding her neighbour's son because it cost her nekuda kwekusakudzikana nemurume wake chete," said the source

Ndi Ogun kwenu! The Afonja ancestry has been finally unearthed. When God kicked Lucifer down from heaven, he landed in Ogun and took the code name "Oduduwa". The other fallen angel's kicked out with him turned to demons! History does not lie!

python1:
Na our rich educated hardworking people again.
Dis one fit be one of the nl e billionaires wey dey recruit gateman . Na dem go school and that is why they are very successful, developing the universe . Maybe she observed some undeveloped dollars were just wasting, so she gat develop them accordingly

Yeah...gateman from your region who will eventually go to buy N100 flower for her and add her on snap chat.

The other one that stole biscuit some weeks back is prettier than this one. Just that this one is a hardened criminal. You thief dollars come add wine join ontop. Onye anya ukwu

The kind of topics making FrontPage these days! Is this the beginning of the end of NL?

hyfr:
Pls correct me if I'm wrong. The moderators on Nairaland are they below 20yrs? I can't fathom any sensible reason why someone who learnt how to tiptoe should be our concern, when they masses need an eye opener and a way to come out of poverty. Instead the moderators are forcing other peoples lifestyle,family issues, problems etc,down on us.Thousands of sensible topic are wallowing underground. NB: most of us see this forum as one of the ways to escape the various issues of life. Sorry for the epistle, I'm high right now

Some of these topics are actually"paid topics" to be pushed to frontpage

clevvermind:
HERO MY ASS.

clevvermind:
I WILL DOWNLOAD YOU A HOT SLAP IF DON'T Bleep OFF MY MENTION. HE CAN BE YOUR HERO NOT MINE. KID. I CANNOT CELEBRATE CRIMINAL LIKE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOUR LIKES ARE THE REASON WHY THIS COUNTRY IS LIKE THIS. ZOMBI. ASSLICKER. YOU SHOULD'T HAVE BEEN BORN.

Please stop quarreling with QueenofNepal and identify yourself in the picture below...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6178514_6165151zombiejpege7fcb4bfe681fa3387f6270ed347eac4_jpeg95d2ba28b34621a89cbab6935ca925a3

Booked

PierreDeFermath:
we have intellectual resources. how many Woke Soyinka's and many more like him do you have? we have other natural resources too,so we can't suffer if you leave Nigeria. We have crude oil too,we have marble,gold,crops ,etc

Question 1: What is the economic value of Wole Soyinka's intellectual resource and how has it helped his region?

Question 2: In what ways have the South West harnessed the marble, gold and crops for the good of the region? (I need clear and tabulated examples)

Failure to answer these 2 questions correctly with valid empirical points means that you are just ranting and doing the usual chestbeating like the rest.

Please have Catholics started taking Sapele weed mixed with codeine and horse poo?

PierreDeFermath:
well,I'm not hating on you guys. do you think we don't have our own resources in Yorubaland too? you guys always think crude oil is everything when oil price will be falling soon,electric cars and solar generators will soon be very affordable. we have tons of resources,we even have some crude oil too,don't be too full of yourself. You guys are just too deluded and it needs to stop

You can go and die of high bp for all we care. What resources does yorubaland have? Oh...i just remembered...HYDRAULIC SOUP!

She chose to do it the "Awolowo Way". She said she wants to see God...sorry girl...you and devil dey dance one corner for hell right now.

Lsofdk:
[quote author=Ttipsy post=61858344]why unavno do am for Anambra, shame

It's for those residing in Lagos. It's just a celebration to bring all Anambra indigenes residing in Lagos together.[/quote]You have time to answer a question from someone who does not look too well. Didn't you look at his profile pic?

aminulive:
https://politicsngr.com/2017/10/28/policeman-allegedly-kidnaps-rapes-14-year-old-6-days-anambra-photos/

THE AUTHOR OF THIS ARTICLE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL! wHAT A POORLY WRITTEN PIECE! Junk journalism!!

Epic reply! I remember how Don Baba finished that "Crow-Voice" olamide which nearly drove him mental! He ran to go and report to Adetola

Foolish Woman! Infact, this woman is a disgrace to her kinsmen and the people she represents both economically and geo-politically

This short afonja midget commissioner that El Rufai uses as tissue paper will not shut the hell up and face his front instead of blaming GEJ for the ineptitude of his boss and political party! Rubbish!!

dessz:
manu will lose even without spurs having Kane I predict spurs 2-1 or 2-0 victory.

Sorry...are you mistaking Manchester United for Arsenal or Chelsea?

sunnysunny69:
Money speaking, Anglican priest turned to election tout by PDP for campaign, Catholic priest I respect, Anglican priest I don't sorry !

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SourMinorGerbil-size_restricted.gif

So Rev. Fr Ejike M-bark-a is an Anglican priest right?

Receive Sense!

The extent of illiteracy in this country is alarming. The lady talking in the video is a representation of the word daft!

Is that not Kunfu Panda's cousin that lives in Benin?

sukkot:
what are they like helpless toddlers ? lmao so igbo women are like children ? lmao

Yes. Call it whatever you want. They are like toddlers agreed! Not like the overbleached oloshos from the other side who marry their "demons" and keep them in droves of 8 to 10 wives and leave them and their kids to starve whereby pushing them into further oloshoism all in the name of selling agbo.

HungerBAD:
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Waiting for those that don't know how to read ,that will still blame Buhari for making this man to leave Nigeria 5 years ago when Goodluck Jonathan was President.

So does this trash you posted here erase the fact that buhari is a failure? People have been migrating from Nigeria since time immemorial even when Nigeria was witnessing economic boom in the late 70's.

Receive Sense!

sukkot:
these igbo women too get demands sef. the other one said nigerian men dont have nothing to offer her. now this one says she cant marry salary earner. now i see why my igbo brothers go to indonesia to push that powder

my igbo brothers, ya women are outta control mayneee. reel them muhfukkas back in

Igbo women want men who can take care of them very well. Not boys who run about looking for sugarmummy online and dream of marrying old white women for the sake of residential permit and VISA. Disclaimer: I did not mention any tribe o. (The culprits know themselves)