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PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun To Nigerian Ladies In USA: Don't Work Too Hard, Go To Club Have Fun by Decryptor(m): 10:45am On Nov 08, 2017
GoldNiagara:
Mumu post! Way lot better than chubby nay puff puff cheeked IMF oaf.
Yeah...she is way lot better when it comes to being a dullard and economic mistake. Minister wey no sabi simple arithmetic, that one na minister? huh

Comparing Odeosun to Iweala is like comparing a rabies infected dog to a lion

I won't be surprised that you are also slow in your education just like her.

My friend you and your club minister should gerrarahere and stop disturbing my mentions.

PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun To Nigerian Ladies In USA: Don't Work Too Hard, Go To Club Have Fun by Decryptor(m):
GoldNiagara:
Ipods will not like this. Go on soun i dey your back like excema!

CultureRe: Man Killed By Lightning In Kwara Buried In Pigs Blood, Corpse Exhumed. Photos by Decryptor(m): 1:51am On Nov 08, 2017
PrettyCrystal:
To Allah be the credit for after 47 days we are able to locate his grave and we found his body intact
Intact ke...is it just me or a closer look at the head view of that wrapped-up body shows that the eye-sockets have been truncated which means the body has been decomposed.
Foreign AffairsRe: World War 3 : North Korea Nuclear Weapons In Final Stages (pics) by Decryptor(m): 11:53am On Nov 07, 2017
Why would a useless country like India want to break ties with North Korea? Birds of the same feather...
EducationRe: Chika Juan Stephen Is Bells University’s Best Graduating Student, CGPA Of 4.97 by Decryptor(m): 11:51am On Nov 07, 2017
Wobegist:
https://wobegist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/juan-cgpa1-tile-640x341.jpg
A Nigerian lady Chika Juan Stephen graduated as the best student in the Accounting department for the 2016/2017 set in Bells University with an impressive 4.97 Cumulative Grade Point Average.

https://wobegist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/juan-cgpa1.jpg
Chika smiled home with at least 5 awards on her convocation for her brilliance and achievement during her four years of study. Bells University which is also known by many as Bellstech is the first private university of technology in Nigeria.

https://wobegist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/juan-cgpa2.jpg

SOURCE: https://wobegist.com/nigerian-lady-graduates-bells-universitys-best-student-cgpa-4-97/
Chika
It can only be an IGBO! cool cool
CrimeRe: Prostitute Shows Off Goodluck And 'Back To Sender' Charms After Her Arrest.PICS by Decryptor(m): 10:15am On Nov 07, 2017
dainformant:
Francess Bamidele
I reject the spirit of Name Checking this morning! grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Woman Fired For Flipping Off Donald Trump's Motorcade by Decryptor(m): 10:14am On Nov 07, 2017
whateverkay:
Donald Trump is a dictator. People insult Buhari everyday yet no one is loosing their jobs nor getting arrested. Buhari is truly a reformed democrat. God bless Buhari sad
Did you read the article at all? You just rushed to comment! Was it Donald Trump who fired her? Your idiotic president has been killing innocent people through the Nigerian Army and the fulani militia as long as we know and you are talking trash!

RomanceRe: Hilda Dokubo Rescued Me When My Period Showed Up In Public - Lady by Decryptor(m): 1:33am On Nov 07, 2017
IAMSASHY:
undecided some ladies cn b careless, wen somtin is coming out of ur body, even b4 it drops 2 ur pant, u shud notice and den rush 2 d toilet 2 check ursef
How will some of them know when Jumbo-Sized d*ck don tear the thing finish?
Christianity EtcRe: "Naira Will Be Powerful Again" - Pastor Adeboye by Decryptor(m): 1:27am On Nov 07, 2017
Ebisco016:
The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adeboye has predicted that Nigeria’s legal tender, Naira, will become a powerful currency in the world again.

This is even as he said that those responsible for the devaluation of the Naira in the past few years will be arrested.

Adeboye made the declaration, weekend, at the November Holy Ghost Service with the theme: “Victory Ahead” held in Shimawa community, Ogun State.

The cleric said: “I told you that when we were building the first auditorium, the one by the expressway, and it was time for roofing and the roofing was going to cost N17, 000. We had no money for the project.

“Naira was powerful those days and Naira will be powerful again in Jesus name.

“Mighty auditorium, 100×50 metres, and you want to roof it with N17, 000!

“The tide will turn in favour of the naira,” Adeboye declared.

He added: “For all those who are deliberately devaluing the Naira, as my God lives, they’ll be arrested.”

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2017/11/pastor-adeboye-predicts-what-will.html
Just like he predicted that Nigeria will be Great again under the leadership of Bubu.
Abeg who get that meme wey that black man dey waka dey laff with eyes closed
Foreign AffairsRe: Mike Sonko, Kenyan Governor Who Has Gold Cars, 24 Karat Gold Phones, Gold Wines by Decryptor(m): 12:24pm On Nov 06, 2017
Those are not gold cars. They are just cars sprayed with golden paint
TV/MoviesRe: NTA Used A Sellotaped Microphone To Interview A White Man (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:20pm On Nov 06, 2017
Everybody is looking at the sellotaped microphone but ignoring the environment and the people in the surroundings. Is that person on the photo not that bleaching A-laugh-in of Oyo? whose son chop beating from the police? grin grin That is NTA in the South West. It's a SW thing where almost everything reeks of poverty and squalor.
PoliticsRe: The Body Of Josiah Waziri Fursum Assassinated With 16 AK 47 Bullets In Jos (Pic) by Decryptor(m): 1:07am On Nov 06, 2017
PenSniper:
Nwa Osu
You don dey flex muscle now. Challenge your fulani masters...mba!
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghana Policeman Whips Lady's Butts Raw For Refusing To Enter Cell (Graphic Pics) by Decryptor(m): 12:58am On Nov 06, 2017
I don't know what is wrong with African policemen! angry angry
See as the policeman demolish this bumbum... shocked shocked :

Woman, with the power of photoshop bestowed on me by Microsoft Office and Adobe, i proclaim you healed from your bruises.

Go and sin no more!

Oya, vaseline crew, i don rearrange the bumbum for una. cool cool

BusinessRe: BVN FORFEITURE ORDER: Stealing From The Dead by Decryptor(m):
Hahahaha! Now it is very clear! APC actually came into power to impoverish Nigerians with hardship and when they die as a result, claim their money.

Just this afternoon, I decided to visit an old colleague of mine in my former place of work in his house. He owns a qsat free to air decoder so I decided to visit him so we could take advantage of the free test transmission from TSTV. I started asking him about other staff of my former workplace.

Now there was this particular man who was from the North working there as a cameraman (it is a Ministry). This man was working directly under the Minister as a video camera man who covered all the events of the minister both in still and motion (pictures and videos). During the GEJ administration while I was working there (I and many others left after buhari was elected because we were employed under contract), this man who was a full staff of the ministry was corrupt and involved in the abuse of his office and yet he would openly berate and blast GEJ. Like I said, whenever there is an event that the minister was covered, he would take the photos to Studio 24 (for those who know Abuja well) make a photo book with the various photographs of the minister, and then write a memo pegging the cost of the photo book at about N250k-N350k. When the minister approves the memo and the money is paid to him, he would take the actual cost of the photo book which is not more than N50k to Studio 24 for payment and pocket the rest. So in a week, he makes nothing less than N400k. He drove a very sleek Honda car, his children attended the prestigious Turkish Nile School and money was not a problem but yet, this man hated GEJ. I can remember one afternoon when we were at work, he told me boldly that if Buhari lost the elections, I and my people (Igbos) should get ready to see hell. That "certain preparations" had been made to that effect.

Fast foward to 2015, after buhari won, things changed. The money was no longer flowing like before. Things became very tough and he had to rely on his meagre salary as an ordinary video man with no tips to pull off this time. This colleague of mine made me understand that things went so bad for that our northern friend that the car he bought for his wife broke down and she had to collect the one he was making use of. He could no longer afford the high fees of the Turkish Nile school which I learnt is about the neighborhood of almost 300k per term so he had to withdraw them and put them in low-cost public schools (a decision which didn't go down well with the children), then the climax of it all was when he became ill from chronic hepatitis. He was admitted in the hospital for weeks and could not foot part of the bill. The ministry where he worked actually came in but did the little they could and that was it. This man (whose name I would not want to mention) according to my friend eventually died just last month in the hospital from the illness. Apart from the said hepatitis, he developed High BP.

When I heard this news today, I did NOT feel a pint of pity for the man because I remembered all the rubbish he was vomiting about how Buhari would turn Nigeria into an Eldorado.

Let me stop here.
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo: "Why I Am Yet To Be Married" by Decryptor(m): 9:46pm On Nov 05, 2017
krushdripper:
It has earned me good pussy and brains of older ladies. Thank you.
We are talking cash and you are talking of pussy. Na your type poverty go dey f*ck doggystyle in your 50s and 60s after your peers would be counting their accomplishments and you'll have nothing to reminisce about but toto that made you useless. undecided

#SenseFallOnYou
CrimeRe: Prostitute Stripped Unclad In Onitsha For Stealing From A Customer (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:11pm On Nov 05, 2017
Islie:
This commercial sex worker was given a very bitter dose of naked treatment after she was caught stealing from her customer's house






http://www.pulse.ng/gist/metro/prostitute-stripped-naked-after-burgling-customers-in-onitsha-id7551356.html
What a very huge lie! I watched that video on facebook in that Igbo TV group page. The house she broke into is not owned by her customer. It was the house of a woman. She just identified herself as a prostitute after she was caught. The video is on their facebook page. All these bloggers and lies sef!
CrimeRe: Prostitute Stripped Unclad In Onitsha For Stealing From A Customer (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:10pm On Nov 05, 2017
Islie:
This commercial sex worker was given a very bitter dose of naked treatment after she was caught stealing from her customer's house






http://www.pulse.ng/gist/metro/prostitute-stripped-naked-after-burgling-customers-in-onitsha-id7551356.html
What a very huge lie! I watched that video on facebook in that Igbo TV group page. The house she broke into is not own by her customer. It was the house of a woman. She just identified herself as a prostitute after she was caught. The video is on their facebook page All these bloggers and lies sef!
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo: "Why I Am Yet To Be Married" by Decryptor(m): 8:58pm On Nov 05, 2017
sarafa68:
see this busty beautiful gee! Hope who u go marry get beard? Cos I wonder if Beardless people would really
make heaven.
So, if Jesus and other Angels are busy
stroking their beards,
what would they stroke?
The hairs in their armpit?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DD0mo8pXUAAalHB.jpg
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo: "Why I Am Yet To Be Married" by Decryptor(m): 8:47pm On Nov 05, 2017
sarafa68:
and what about the beardless there? U must be blind not to know that it was a mistake. Oponu lasan.

Awon english lecturer Ode. Beardless niger spotted. cheesy
Tell us how much your dirty beards have earned you.
WebmastersRe: Bloggers: What Data Plan Do You Use And How Do You Manage It? by Decryptor(m): 8:37pm On Nov 05, 2017
sKy007:
For me, I just disable updates from Windows services
Another unknown data sucker is Chrome browser, it doesn't obey "metered connection" status, it wants to update Chrome every two days with over 80mb..I did something to disable it completely
Firefox is reasonable, it informs you reminds you when you switch to a new Wi-Fi just in case that one is free

Meanwhile check this new Firefox Quantum that is super fast. The new technology allows it to use your inactive multicore processor directly instead of competing for RAM space with other applications
I was formerly using UC Browser and enjoying the speed and low data consumption until it started having "privacy issues" with Google sites. Had to switch back to chrome.

Chrome is a data sucker! That's why I decided to make use of an extension called "Data Saver" (Not sure if that is the correct name)...it saves my data to up to almost 50%

As for Firefox, it is good but I hate it because of it's frequent crashes!
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze And His Free The Sheeple Movement Against Pastors & Tithers by Decryptor(m): 10:41am On Nov 05, 2017
YoungRichRuler:
If it's lalasticl.ala, it's frontpage

Well, I'm a Christian.
I give my tithes.
I'm not forced or coerced to give it.

Jesus died that I might have life in Abundance, to the full, till it overflows.

If folks under the old covenant pay 10%,
I'm under a better covenant and my God deserve more than 10%.


If I don't pay my tithes, there is NO curse that will come upon me because I've been redeemed from the curse of the law.
You have just said it all! Tithing should be based on personal decision.
CelebritiesRe: Policeman To Tillaman: 'God Punish You And Your Alaafin Of Oyo Papa' by Decryptor(m): 5:33am On Nov 05, 2017
ladensmith:
Alafin of oyo is a monarch who surpass the oba of benin and all the monarch(join together)in the whole of delta state.
And yet the police treated his son like a mere tout grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Policeman To Tillaman: 'God Punish You And Your Alaafin Of Oyo Papa' by Decryptor(m): 5:32am On Nov 05, 2017
You are a LIAR! The police must have stopped you and instead of behaving yourself, you came out of your vehicle and started shouting on top of your voice asking. "Do you know who i am?" that you are the A-Laughing's Son and the Policemen decided to deal ruthlessly with you. Davido did it one certain time and received slap from Mobile Policemen. Foolish Boy. See the way he even made his hair. That alone speaks volumes of the kind of person you are. All these connies that won't behave themselves. Rubbish!!
PoliticsRe: 2017 Fiscal Sustainability Index Of States In Nigeria - BudgIT by Decryptor(m): 1:26pm On Nov 04, 2017
And tomorrow, some idiots will come here and say Umahi is better than Obiano
CelebritiesRe: Moesha Boduong: "My Talent Is As Big As My Backside“ by Decryptor(m): 11:36am On Nov 04, 2017
na wah o
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Rejected Motion To Endorse Him For Second Term At APC NEC –presidency by Decryptor(m): 10:10am On Nov 04, 2017
python1:
Everyone knows Buhari is not re-contesting, Osibanjo will take over from where he stopped, he will continue taming IPOB terrorists. Osibanjo will go for second term in 2023, then handover to the north in 2027, na so the thing go dey alternate. cool
Yes! Because you are the "All-Seeing God" who knows what will happen by 2027! undecided

Oya, let's test your premonition skills now...Give me correct score predictions of the following matches...

Stoke City - Leicester City
Huddersfield Town - West Brom
Newcastle Utd - Bournemouth
Southampton - Burnley
West Ham - Liverpool
Tottenham - Crystal Palace
Manchester City - Arsenal
Chelsea - Manchester Utd
Everton - Watford

They are only today and tomorrow's games since you can see what happens by 2019 till 2027, today and tomorrow na moi-moi. Tell me make i stake 1k...

I promise to give you 70% of the winnings.

Mr Alternator! Mtchewwww!! angry angry
CrimeRe: Missing Egbeda Clock Repairer's Scary Encounter With Ritualists by Decryptor(m): 5:20pm On Nov 03, 2017
IditaBoy:
Nothing is going to happen, not with my ide ifa and sese efun on my left wrist. cool cool

I've walked at a certain part of Ogun state around 2AM from late night drinking, walked an hour distance home (I have a house there in Ogun state).
Now that is the real Nollywood narrative.

It seems those items are anti skull mining items. shocked shocked

If they truly work and is potent, please help us inform the Ogun state govt that they should sponsor the mass production of more ide ifa and sese efun to protect residents o. grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Anok Yai Signs Modelling Contract With High-End by Decryptor(m): 4:11pm On Nov 03, 2017
Stop comparing a local bread seller who was discovered by a Nigerian failed musician turned photographer to a US based beauty who got an International Modelling contract They don't match
CrimeRe: Missing Egbeda Clock Repairer's Scary Encounter With Ritualists by Decryptor(m): 4:04pm On Nov 03, 2017
IditaBoy:
.


The usual Nollywood movie narrative, y'all need to get the fook out of here.
Go to any part of Ogun and stand on a lonely road surrounded by bushes anything from 5pm till night and come back to tell us it is Nollywood narrative!
CrimeRe: Missing Egbeda Clock Repairer's Scary Encounter With Ritualists by Decryptor(m): 3:58pm On Nov 03, 2017
Congratulations Ganiyu.

They tried to mine your skull but it lacked the potent minerals they needed or your skull was just un-minable grin grin

You live to die another day!

TV/MoviesRe: You Are Viewing Bein Sports Illegally - TSTV Subscribers Warned By Bein Station by Decryptor(m): 3:37pm On Nov 03, 2017
Danladi7:
NIGERIANS should support TSTV for what?,you mean the zoo should support an Igbo owned company?



No No,they cant eat their cake and still have it.
If you eventually buy TSTV or even make the mistake of watching it somewhere, may thunder from the North fire you! Oya say "amin"
TV/MoviesRe: You Are Viewing Bein Sports Illegally - TSTV Subscribers Warned By Bein Station by Decryptor(m): 3:34pm On Nov 03, 2017
pabloaimoh:
.

TSTV, Please stop all this lies about hacking. Beinsport have detected that their signals are being broadcaster illegally and that's why that message pops up on the screen.
RIP English!

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