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Celebrities › Re: Mike Okon Weds Kosi Obialor (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 8:05am On Dec 23, 2018
madridguy:
Don't even owns a bicycle but I believe one day story will change tongue how about that?
I said it that all these people on NL rooting for buhari are struggling yet they'll be making noise upandan
Celebrities › Re: Mike Okon Weds Kosi Obialor (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 8:03am On Dec 23, 2018
Yuceeluv:
Thanchu...this my big eyes grin. I use am hear 'ween' for boarding house. Teased and laughed at throughout my 6years as a boarder for having excessively big eyes.
Is that why your moniker is Yuceeluv because Yu-Cee-luv with your eyes wey make am big in awe!
Politics › Re: Obituary: Burial Poster Of Sunday Ajayi, FRSC Commander Who Died In Accident by Decryptor(m): 9:21pm On Dec 22, 2018
Ajayi
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Man Sets Himself Ablaze After Finding Out His Wife Had 3 Lovers by Decryptor(m):
This is the reason why you should never be loyal to one woman. I have over 17 women under my beck and call. Both married, unmarried, separated, and divorced. I wan add widowed join am. Life is too short to waste on one p*ssy.
Politics › Re: 2019 Election: APC Speaks On Aso Rock Cabal Hijacking Buhari’s Campaign by Decryptor(m):
I am watching the Ogun State Christmas Carol.

First of all, it was shoddily prepared and the choristers look like they came from the 80s with 2 women dressed the way you dress a female corpse for lying in state with an obsolete wedding gown. They should go and learn from Akwa-Ibom State and Anambra.

Secondly, the clergyman invited to preach spent almost 30mins preaching from Koran because Amosun is a Muslim and he is finding it difficult to balance the biblical story of the birth of Christ with the Islamic point of view in order not to offend the governor who invited him! grin
Properties › Re: Landlady Gifts Tenant N50k For Christmas Celebration. Excited Tenant Shares Pics by Decryptor(m): 8:32pm On Dec 22, 2018
Rant HQ and lies be like Agege Bread and agoyi beans
Celebrities › Re: E-money Buys 2019 Rolls Royce Phantom. Daddy Freeze, Fans React by Decryptor(m): 2:35pm On Dec 22, 2018
Tundeobama:
Everytime wire me money, this guy sell cars all na show off he has posted more than 10 cars he bought this year yet his compound not upto 6 cars they there.He sells luxury cars.
Because you have been to his compound before abi? And even if he sells them, he doesn't buy to resell but plucks them from a tree?

Receive Sense! Hater v2.0
Politics › Re: A Little Girl Whispering Into Osinbajo's Ear (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 12:01pm On Dec 22, 2018
@petersbetty...Continue deceiving yourself! SCAMMER!!

Politics › Re: A Little Girl Whispering Into Osinbajo's Ear (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 11:38am On Dec 22, 2018
deomelllo:
Something an ipob kid raised with anger, bitterness, hatred and anti Nigerian sentiments would say, but sadly for you, the lovely little girl is Omoluabeast talking to another Omoluabeast.



The joke is on you
FIXED!
Politics › Re: How Goodluck Jonathan Was Disrespected As A President (Throwback Photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:34am On Dec 22, 2018
zurich1010:
Afonjas insulted this man like no tomorrow. They called him " bastard, ogogoro, clueless, all manner of names. Even "omo Igbo" who deceived them pretending to be SS...haha. But afonja divisionists his native name is Azikwe just Clark son name is Chike. Afonja thought Jonathan will get into power and hate Igbos like Buhari is doing now which makes them happy; but instead Jonathan went gaga, surrounding himself with Igbos, that was the last straw for Afonjas. I don't blame PEG for having nothing to do with Afonjas. Same hypocrites are defending attack on Buhari. Shameless things!
I wish i can see you face to face and buy a bottle of chilled stout with catfish pepper soup for you for this comment!
Celebrities › Re: Tama Reacts As Timaya Buys Her A Range Rover (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:00pm On Dec 21, 2018
Nigerians can celebrate rubbish!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Weds Older Oyibo Woman, Posts Wedding Photos & Photos In Bed by Decryptor(m): 6:19pm On Dec 21, 2018
faithugo64:
cryI wonder why these oyibo women never learn, they keep falling for the same old trick.
It's not about the "old tricks" we Nigerian men play...it's all about the "sweet dicks" we Nigerian guys possess!
Politics › Re: Afenifere Accuses Tinubu Of Peddling ‘fake’ News, Denies Endorsing Buhari by Decryptor(m): 5:36pm On Dec 21, 2018
Queseda:
An average Igbo can never be satisfied.
A yoruba man becomes president and does the following, see how an average Igbo reacts to every appointment he makes:
1. The man appoints his cabinet full of Igbos
Igbos react: They know they can't do without us, that's why they don't want to give us Biafra undecided
2. The man appoints his cabinet full of Yorubas
Igbos react: The president is a typical Yoruba tribalist, he hates anything Igbo
3. The man appoints his cabinet full of Hausas
Igbos react: The president is a slave trying to please his slave masters from the north
4. The man appoints his cabinet full of S'South
Igbos react: The president is trying to pitch the SE against the SS, he can't divide us
5. The man appoints his cabinet in fairness to every region
Igbos react: The president is a typical Yoruba coward, he can't even favour the South more than other regions because of fear of backlash from the north
Which way Igbos, who carry hatred do una?
Afenifere your PAN Yoruba group has denied your lord and master Buhari...instead of reacting to the news at hand, you bring in IGBOS into it! You see...this action of yours is the attitude of a typical ewedurian!
You get smothered by hausa people in a clash at Lagos: You call Igbos
You get arrested for skull mining and yahoo+: You call Igbos
You fail to achieve an erection: You call Igbos!

May sense locate you in 2019 that is if it ever will!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Vows To Make Aviation Pride Of Africa by Decryptor(m): 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2018
Buhari you promised to revive Ajaokuta Steel Plant...Ajaokuta is still derelict till today.

Buhari you promised to fix the refineries...the refineries are still comatose till today.

Buhari you promised to wipe off Boko Haram...they killed not just civilians recently but over 70 soldiers unabated.

Please stop mentioning Aviation before OUR AIRLINES START CRASHING!
Politics › Re: Mentally Deranged Man Slams Okorocha, Predicts Tony Nwulu As Next Governor by Decryptor(m): 5:39pm On Dec 20, 2018
Haba...this is an old video na
Crime › Re: Alex Badeh Assassinated On His Way To Abuja by Decryptor(m): 11:29pm On Dec 18, 2018
7Alexander:
This was never a country!!!

One thing I know for sure is that one day, the truth about Boko Haram and Killer Herdsmen will come to the surface. It may take decades, but It will surely happen.
The truth is already out. It will be unveiled after the tenure of Buhari
Christianity Etc › Re: Cheryl Zondi In Sex Tape Scandal After Accusing Pastor Timothy Omotoso Of Rape by Decryptor(m): 5:15pm On Dec 18, 2018
So these cursed pipo carry this rape thing enter South Africa??
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Buys A Car For King Perryy As Christmas Gift (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 2:28pm On Dec 18, 2018
Hmmm...this car that guzzles fuel like there is no tomorrow. But a powerful sedan tho
Crime › Re: Picture Of Mechanic Who Butchered His Wife And Set Himself On Fire In Abia. by Decryptor(m): 2:23pm On Dec 18, 2018
OgBurna:
All I know is that I am a big time fool and karma will visit me soon.....




Anyways. Since I am entitled to my stupid opinion, I pray all of my female members are visited because of my stupidity.......


SMH
Ok...we've heard!

Next!
Sports › Re: Paul Pogba Reacts After Jose Mourinho’s Sack By Manchester United. Photos by Decryptor(m): 12:36pm On Dec 18, 2018
Adaahjacob:
MAN-UNITED issue is not d coach, but d players....Lukaku can't control d ball, Valencia is to big to run, Pogba plays like his always high, Jones scores own goals a lot, d defense is very porous and d bench is full of classless folks, if d club need to retain its old glory, d must abide with what Pep GUARDIOLA did at MAN-CITY...Sell d old players and buy new good players.....If u like bring Zindzine Zindane or Mauricio Pochettino, they both cant do d job, if d players are not changed..
God bless you! I wonder why Club managements and national team associations find it difficult to comprehend this
Sports › Re: Manchester United Sacks Jose Mourinho Following Liverpool Defeat by Decryptor(m): 12:10pm On Dec 18, 2018
mastermind2020:
How I wish Nigeria will take this bold step just like man utd did and send Buhari back to daura..




Oh God just like u did it for Manchester united do it for Nigeria, send all our wicked politicians back to their village starting with Buhari
Nigeria is a useless entity! Buhari will still come back! Good things perish in their budding stage while evil thrives in Nigeria
Sports › Re: Manchester United Sacks Jose Mourinho Following Liverpool Defeat by Decryptor(m): 12:08pm On Dec 18, 2018
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Webmasters › Re: When Adsense Keeps Rejecting Your Site by Decryptor(m): 12:06pm On Dec 18, 2018
Simplybami:
On Google.
That's one reason Google Adsense will not verify you. You are "stealing" online content to them

Solution: Buy the images directly from Shutterstock and append your digital license ownership on it.
Education › Re: Professor Richard Akindele Jailed Over OAU Sex For Marks (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 11:57am On Dec 18, 2018
If this becomes the legal norm in Nigeria, then all South West Professors will be sent to jail
Education › Re: Professor Richard Akindele Jailed Over OAU Sex For Marks (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 11:55am On Dec 18, 2018
Sholaco:
See where this ugly toto sent u to now sad....this s Xmas means u wouldn't celebrate it with ur family. And I learnt you r a pastor undecided
Dude...Osibanjo is also a Pastor
Crime › Re: Picture Of Mechanic Who Butchered His Wife And Set Himself On Fire In Abia. by Decryptor(m): 11:51am On Dec 18, 2018
DEGABA:
A man who couldn't stand the provocation of a woman is not yet mature for marriage.
Wait for the day a woman will go sleep with a taxi driver or a habitual drunk who visits a pub regularly and people see you and make heinous side talks about it and when you confront her, she goes haywire, fights you in public while shouting "You are a useless man" on top of her voice.

Talk is cheap!
Crime › Re: Picture Of Mechanic Who Butchered His Wife And Set Himself On Fire In Abia. by Decryptor(m): 11:47am On Dec 18, 2018
OgBurna:
This is my first time of commenting on nairaland but I can't just notice your foolishness and let it pass like that...

May ur sister be a victim in dis kind of situtation...idiot human. being
Your first time and you are ranting like a rabid canine? Are you an illiterate or were you in your vehemence when you typed that junk? Go hug a transformer in your frustration! I am entitled to my opinion. My sister does not possess a "community v*gina" like the female members of your family
Webmasters › Re: When Adsense Keeps Rejecting Your Site by Decryptor(m): 10:22am On Dec 18, 2018
[quote author=Simplybami post=73951386][/quote]How did you get those shutterstock images?
Crime › Re: Picture Of Mechanic Who Butchered His Wife And Set Himself On Fire In Abia. by Decryptor(m): 10:13am On Dec 18, 2018
What else will make a man angrily hack his wife to death if not the fact that she has made her private part "community v*gina"?

Women and infidelity!

Rest in Peace Ejike!
Celebrities › Re: Gifty Powers Reveals The Father Of Her Child - Photos by Decryptor(m): 10:12am On Dec 18, 2018
sankky:
There is a complete erosion of values and respect for womanhood going on in Nigeria right before our eyes and we think its modernization.
A woman is here flaunting the fact that so many men had unprotected sex with her that culminated in the birth of a baby.....we even have someone else claiming to be the baby's dad; which implies that he was one of her numerous sex mates who had unprotected sex with her... (an implication she doesn't deny).
Women do not know they are shooting themselves in the foot by creating the impression that they should be treated like sex objects, hoes and without respect.
Even Linda Ikeji is too rich to fit into a marriage.... So she scripted a relationship with a man and acted her part so well that it was piloted to crash weeks after birthing the child and even the church partook in the celebration.
The bubble will finally burst one day.
A time is coming in Nigeria when men will rather have babies with these shameless Nigerian girls but will import wives with tolerable social history.
Talk about love? Materialism has firmly overthrown it in Nigerian love circles.
[s]At least the Muslims are getting their acts right here.
[/s]


The future will tell.
You were making perfect sense until the bolded.
Politics › Re: Charly Boy Wishes Buhari A Happy 76th Birthday. See How (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:05am On Dec 18, 2018
ashacot:
The same Charlie boy that couldnt wed his wife for 40years is now criticizing president buhari for just 3-4years.
There is a difference between wed and "re-wed".

He re-wedded Lady Diane after 40 years

Or are you as "certificate-less" as the dullard?
Politics › Re: VP Debate: Obi Insists On Statistical Data, Provides Sources by Decryptor(m): 10:01am On Dec 18, 2018
myboy2111:
Obi IQ is too low...all the info provided above have nothing to do with the Assertions of :
1. 6% Poverty Rate per minute
2. FDI of $41billion
3. Indonesia as part of BRICS
4. Your Country
5. Human Capital Index not improving
6 Computer system
7.Deleted tweets
Bring out your own verifiable info to counter that of Obi or forever STFU!

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