₦airaland Forum

timidapsin:
video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a toast bread. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store.

There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person.

I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well.

I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness.

My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep.

Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up.

I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer.

So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has 30 seconds of play time on it.

The duo were last heard from in Ijebu Ijesha, Osun State

whateverkay:
NO LEFELENDUM, NO ERECTION

Cooly100:
If yours was significant...why didn't he win in the last election?

DonVikings:
He was most likely a Pig.

Cooly100:
Joker!

Even though I don't like APC for being sectional, I will never vote GEJ if he contests again.

xnsandrxns:
Why are you people so full of hatred
You ungrateful pigs
We read online everyday how you flat headed dumbos rape all your underaged housegirls and you have the guts to even mention Southwest in rape
After eating akpu and lizard meat, you'll stay in your mud house and type rubbish
Get some sense b!tch

ImperialYoruba:
Look, let me talk to nigerian ladies. If you wear the kin cleavage exhibition dress this woman wear and you are offended when men demand sex na God go punish you.

There is reason your mothers and grandmothers covered their body in public. Its because men own the public space, not women. So when you are out here in our space come correct and tidy ya ass up[b] or we will be all over you trying to poke your pussy and grab your titties.
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Cover up and dont tempt our imagination if you dont want to be harrassed in the public. Simple!

9jakohai:
Good....but I am waiting for the competition for

BEST IGBO GIRL IN MATHEMATICS

BEST IGBO GIRL IN ENGLISH

BEST IGBO GIRL IN IGBO LANGUAGE AND CUSTOMS

best IGBO LADY INVENTOR

Then we can have another heroine worth celebrating

scholes0:
Hahah mumu, funnily Enough both building on the right of that picture are Houses owned by Yoruba people.

seunmsg:
We had peaceful election in Ondo state last year. The gladiators in Anambra should look within and themselves to order.

scholes0:
Hahah mumu, funnily Enough both building on the right of that picture are Houses owned by Yoruba people.

Caseless:



Dem be igbo kilistain, but when it comes to duping people like it is in this case with the white woman, they drop jisos klais(Jesus Christ I meant to say, don't mind my igbo accent) and emblace shrine. Ogo'm a'biala oo. Igbo kwenu.

free2ryhme:
na albino una dey call oyibo lady, chai


developers will do anything to gain attention

deomelo:
When albino turn into oyinbo?



These villagers sef...

RELAN2446:
Igbo calling albino oyinbo, dumb brains since 1914

fabulousfortune:
So dese Flatinoes can't differentiate between oyibo nd albino

Mccullum:
Akpu Christian... of Agulu's descendant.

scholes0:
Lool these are rhe same people who nock Yorubas for practising their Osun Osogbo festival.

Igbos are the worst set of Hypocrites one can ever find in this country called Nigeria.

They critisize and mock things they don’t have but which others do, and boast to the high heavens about things they have which others don’t.

divicode:
And this same charlatans cannot prevent Nigerian Army from humiliating Llamadi Cownu

These are the yIsrealites, the people from the yEast

whateverkay:
Too many rape cases in the east. I think the federal government should ban all foods stoking their sex drive. Foods like akpu and ofe nsala are known to increase libido and turn people to rapists. No wonder they have the highest baby factories and uncatered children. Yorubas are more disciplined than them

enemyofprogress:
Just 200k? him no fit employ her after she don burn?

Babatunde Adeola, the man abandoned yesterday at Cele busstop in Egbeda has now been admitted at Alimoso General Hospital after the intervention of LASG.

Although initial diagnosis revealed an infection of the brain cells, due to "heavy substance abuse", the man has been resuscitated and is responding well to treatment.

GoldNiagara:
Still gnawing about that bone. Psst! Hope you no go kill yaself on this highly cerebral diseased minister of finance.

Decryptor:
This "masters" have started again. Maybe they want to take over Lagos.

As usual, their cowardly sofistikated hosts will ignore the topic and start blaming IPOB. Just watch and see

Alcatraz005:
The view of any igbo person should be taken with a pinch of salt as their analysis is always tainted with hatred for yorubas and Hausa. Watch them derail and misrepresent the true state of facts in this fracas.