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Ayam not understanding...

Which one is the 2007 pic?

AverageAnnie:
What if he cooked this story up just to gain small attention. ...lol,,,

plz don't quote me.

Truth is he did

The Lion King was the epilogue of entertaining children cartoons at it's time. After it, useless meaningless cartoons such as Ben10 became aired on tv

cstr1000:
You need to see the way the handsome Igbo boys are wowing Yoruba girls with their Igbo freshness like no man's business and then bedding them en-mass..
In the South-west universities, we have mastered the art of ravishing their very dark Yoruba ladies that would give absolutely anything for a fresh omo-nna. And that is just after we have stunned them with our intelligence both in and out of the classroom.
na2day?

Yoruba Empty vessels make the loudest noise .

Reminds me of one Yoruba girl I ravished in Oyo (College of Education) years back. I f*cked her and threw a birthday party for her and the following week, I nyashed one of her friends called funke.

seunmsg:
Don't get too excited Igbo boy. We play with them as side chicks the same way toddlers play with toys and nothing else. when it comes to marriage, Igbo ladies are NO NO!

Shataap! You can't marry them cos you can't afford them!

eliadekx:
Alligator not monitoring lizard

Seriously, u need to go back to school.

If it were to be an Igbo man selling these bags, his name, surname, local govt area and state would have been mentioned.

michael142:
Yes ruggedy is broke but what does this ariel abi na Klein have to offer?

That's a question we need to ask ruggedman

asawanathegreat:
I blame Wike for dis

Was Wike the one who shot him?

Was Wike the doctor who refused to treat him?

franklingud:
You are one of 'em, so ask yourself that.

I checked makydebbie's nails...they ain't long nah

LesbianBoy:
You don't know how much these footballers earn that is why you are talking rubbish! This cost of this car is pure water money to victor anichebe, so how has he got a lot to lose? you can only say that if it was his life-savings he used to buy the car for the babe

You should know that girls like biacan come cheap in the dozen. G-Class to peeps like them is an asset.

ElPadrino33:
Why are Nigerians heartless like this ? Respect the dead and if you don't have anything to say just be going. His fathers sins don't change the fact that a young human like most of us just had his life cut short. Rest In Peace Jide.

Thiefnubuu was heartless when he imposed a moronic almajiri on us as president.

oodualover:
who wan give you Amala before. It is my native food and i love it.
Well documented indeed. You guys never knew civilization before the whites came. You were not organized. Your anvestors lived like Apes.
That was what the whites documented about you eboes.
Shey u no know?

What is the origin of your worthless people? It's based on folklore of a big nosed lunatic falling from the sky. I'd not talk if I were you. Igbos will continue to surpass you and your generations unborn. If e pain u, go and die like thiiefnubu's son.

Ruggedman park well! Uriel can't date a brokea*se like you.

oodualover:
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When we begin to insult you ebowls now, you will start crying to the mods as usual.
Shameless thing

I am shameless...yes! Why should I have shame when my ancestry is well documented rather than yourself who comes from Lucifer the "fallen angel" codenamed Oduduwa.

The worst you can do is to look for me to serve me poisoned amala and hydraulic soup which I won't eat.

After dancing Shoki with buhari?

This is Shoki-ing

sylviaeo:
THEY R INVESTIGATING HER DEATH. IF ITS IN NIGERIA, AFTER D MASSES TYPE R.I.P, CHURCH DON CLOSE. BODIES OF YOUNG NIGERIAN GUYS R PILING UP IN SOUTH AFRICA.NOBODY ASKS, NOBODY CARES.

Who sent them to South Africa in the first place?

litaninja:
If the husband is tortured, a number of "truths" would jump out of his mouth that may not necessarily be true....torture does that to people.

If the officers involved are core professionals, they'll accumulate the "many truths" from him, weigh them and siphon the logical truth which will help in cracking the case. That woman's husband is a prime suspect.

The person who said CO poisoning, blamed a possible leak INTO the interior of the vehicle. Leaks like this are not uncommon, corrosion from the
exhaust system from underneath or a leak from the firewall portion from the car can do that....

Over to you...

Dude, did you see the vehicle? That's a fairly new Toyota Corolla and NOT a Danfo or Molue that usually has alot of openings on the flooring.

If there was an exhaust leak, you think they'd both sit there comfortably? I know Carbon monoxide is odourless but it kills faster when the person is asleep. If you are wide awake, you'll be quite stifled from the effects before it kills you. CO poisoning is totally off it!

Toke Makinwa, you should have asked for an "inseminated used condom" as a birthday gift from him first before wanting him. Ode!

What am i even saying? You don't deserve it...his toilet does!

Next!!!

I know that some of these bigots and waste-rn e-warriors here on NL will be among them.

It doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to unravel this case!

First of all, the husband of the deceased said that the person who should have been dead was Femi and not Lukmon

It goes a long way to explain this: What if there was a scenario where Promise's husband sent hired killers with the instruction to terminate Femi's life bothering on the fact that he (Femi) was sleeping with his wife...remember he had earlier warned Femi to steer clear off his wife.

So the scenario should be thus:

*Promise husband is jealous and hires some assassins to terminate Femi...

*The assassins probably trail her to the party and wait outside...

*The party is over and an "unsuspecting" Lukmon comes to take Promise home in his car...

*The assassins think that Lukmon is Femi...

*They trail the car and stop them midway...

*The contract is that they should terminate Femi neatly (No gunshot wounds, no external injury, no blood)...

*But on seeing that the driver of the car was not Femi, they decided to still embed their "signature" (some assassins do that)...

*Probably while exterminating Femi, Promise raises alarm so they decide to terminate her too as collateral damage...

*Then they strip Lukmon's trousers off him so it will look like both of them were making out...

Why did i arrive at the conclusion that death is probably out of strangulation?---take a look at the mouth of the deceased...his tongue was somewhat protruded out of his mouth midsection...that happens most of the time when someone is gasping for air during a "chokehold".

If they were making out, promise would have been kind of nude too but she was fully clothed...

As for the guy who said Carbon monoxide / Carbon dioxide (CO / CO2) Poisoning from the idling car...you are TOTALLY WRONG!
While idling a car, the carbon monoxide escapes from the exhaust which is "outside" the car. If your assertions were true, then it means that almost everyday, thousands of Lagosians (and other drivers and passengers all over the country and the world) living where there is the presence of heavy traffic gridlock would be dying everyday in their cars.

Suggestion: The husband of Promise should be arrested and tortured and the truth will certainly jump outta his mouth!

If there is anything I like about East Africans, it's the way they mix English with their native language like where Mai shayi dey mix indomie with carrot and green pepper.

Eg: "I want to believe that Eulogy is regretting bedding her neighbour's son because it cost her nekuda kwekusakudzikana nemurume wake chete," said the source

Ndi Ogun kwenu! The Afonja ancestry has been finally unearthed. When God kicked Lucifer down from heaven, he landed in Ogun and took the code name "Oduduwa". The other fallen angel's kicked out with him turned to demons! History does not lie!

python1:
Na our rich educated hardworking people again.
Dis one fit be one of the nl e billionaires wey dey recruit gateman . Na dem go school and that is why they are very successful, developing the universe . Maybe she observed some undeveloped dollars were just wasting, so she gat develop them accordingly

Yeah...gateman from your region who will eventually go to buy N100 flower for her and add her on snap chat.

The other one that stole biscuit some weeks back is prettier than this one. Just that this one is a hardened criminal. You thief dollars come add wine join ontop. Onye anya ukwu

The kind of topics making FrontPage these days! Is this the beginning of the end of NL?

hyfr:
Pls correct me if I'm wrong. The moderators on Nairaland are they below 20yrs? I can't fathom any sensible reason why someone who learnt how to tiptoe should be our concern, when they masses need an eye opener and a way to come out of poverty. Instead the moderators are forcing other peoples lifestyle,family issues, problems etc,down on us.Thousands of sensible topic are wallowing underground. NB: most of us see this forum as one of the ways to escape the various issues of life. Sorry for the epistle, I'm high right now

Some of these topics are actually"paid topics" to be pushed to frontpage

clevvermind:
HERO MY ASS.

clevvermind:
I WILL DOWNLOAD YOU A HOT SLAP IF DON'T Bleep OFF MY MENTION. HE CAN BE YOUR HERO NOT MINE. KID. I CANNOT CELEBRATE CRIMINAL LIKE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOUR LIKES ARE THE REASON WHY THIS COUNTRY IS LIKE THIS. ZOMBI. ASSLICKER. YOU SHOULD'T HAVE BEEN BORN.

Please stop quarreling with QueenofNepal and identify yourself in the picture below...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6178514_6165151zombiejpege7fcb4bfe681fa3387f6270ed347eac4_jpeg95d2ba28b34621a89cbab6935ca925a3

Booked

PierreDeFermath:
we have intellectual resources. how many Woke Soyinka's and many more like him do you have? we have other natural resources too,so we can't suffer if you leave Nigeria. We have crude oil too,we have marble,gold,crops ,etc

Question 1: What is the economic value of Wole Soyinka's intellectual resource and how has it helped his region?

Question 2: In what ways have the South West harnessed the marble, gold and crops for the good of the region? (I need clear and tabulated examples)

Failure to answer these 2 questions correctly with valid empirical points means that you are just ranting and doing the usual chestbeating like the rest.

Please have Catholics started taking Sapele weed mixed with codeine and horse poo?