₦airaland Forum

MissRaine69:
Decryptor I am not obligated to prove anything to you. It's that simple. I will leave you be with your mountain of sceptism since you have a PhD in female anatomy.

Haba..why going all PMS on me? Didn't u read the part where i sad "if it is you, thumbs up"

abeg leave me make i face front

MissRaine69:
You need to see my family .....it's a common genetic attribute
Plus I am not idle I do work out ...it helps keep things in shape

Hmm...still skeptic a bit tho

buh if it's truly you...thumbs up!

Anything, person or animal that will lead my steps to the path of "broke slay queens"...DIE BY FIRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Who doesn't know that the general diagnosis given to every damn ailment in Nigeria is Malaria/Typhoid. Useless Country!!

MissRaine69:
Have you seen all the specimens this land has to offer ?

Yes i have. The one on your profile pic is close to perfection and can only be found in the North and Southern America (esp Brazil, Colombia and Venezuela) and some parts of Europe. Can hardly be found in tropical africa except through surgical modifications.

And the owner of the result is from the "Free Education" zone

MissRaine69:
I did say (hope you noticed) that this species is not native to this part of the world so was curious ( my diplomatic way of saying I am very sceptical)

Wait o...is that you on your profile pic? cos the figure of that (specie) is not native to this part of the world

MissRaine69:
Is it edible? That's your priority? Smh
Could be a flying lemur which is not native to this part of the world at all so curious to know how this one got here.

Take a close look at the photo. the hand holding it is not Nigerian

aysuprano:
That is a culogo
It's a gliding mammal
And it's a nocturnal animal
Read more online

Colugo not Culogo

EmekaBlue:
Obiano is laffin..I shouldnt be sad here also...RIP mama

Where did you see Obiano laughing? Or is your eye paining you?

You just carry stamp of viviangist full all the pictures @OP

BTW, your caption is misleading. Those pictures are for the Vigil Mass held yesterday and not Burial Photos. Burial proper is today 20th July.

See tout like Seyi Law calling himself a Legend? There are 2 types of legend i know...
1. The likes of Mandela who he talked about and..
2. Stout.

So which one is Seyi calling himself? Or does he mean the one below?

https://brandish.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/legend-shot2_0053-2.jpg

Imagine the crap

People are not "released" from the hospital...they are "DISCHARGED"! Illiterate af*nja woman

Darkknightt:
OBO ma number artiste anyday.....

You sure have very poor taste

And yet they still flew Buhari to London! Mtchewwww!!

I haven't. I have rather regretted telling so many ladies that i had feelings for them!

Most of these Nigerians living in Kenya (If not all) are Igbos. Igbos are hardworking...you can never take it away from them

samebony1:
The visit which was facilitated by the Nigerian Export Promotion Council ably led by Segun Awolowo

A Yoruba man helping an Ibo man to expand his business, but some ignoramus will keep mouthing gibberish about tribalism

Is he not doing it for his pocket? I am even scared that a yoruba man is leading the delegation. I hope he and his cohorts won't sabotage the brakes of the said 400 cars before they are exported to Mali

It's always a cycle!

WOMEN!

When in their teens, they play "Hard to Get"...

In their early 20's. they begin to "Slay" with pictures on Social Media...

In their mid twenties, they begin to date only rich guys and Sugar Daddies...

In their early 30's (when stretch mark don full body)...they begin to claim they want a "responsible and loving man"...

Whether they end up getting married or not after that...it all ends up in becoming "Born Again"

SMH!

FFK is right. I can even perceive the smell of the pro-APC e-warriors here in Nairaland

See Camel toe ooooo

holatin:
feeling the rush of revenge in my vein at the moment, just leave me in a room with him for 30 minute, and I will do what soldier did to my big bro because he wore camouflage.


how you go say make person, watch cloth inside gutter and put it back on

Your big bro deserves what he got. We all know wearing camouflage in Nigeria is unacceptable and yor brother went ahead to wear it. Na him fin trouble

Why didn't he unstrap the belt in front of about 200 fulanis?

ekensi01:
The EFCC boss is doing a great work they want to remove him. Doing good to this country intells you losing your job.


Can't imagine a senate president who was charge to court for false declaration of assets, becoming the acting president.


We don suffer, God are you really alive?

Why didn't you ask if God was alive when a mallam without certificate was campaigning and massively voted for? If someone like buhari became president, then why shouldn't saraki become acting president?

She must be from either Akwa-ibom or any of the South East states. they are known to have massive booty like this

The spate of killings in Ikorodu has shown that Ambode is a total failure! As the Governor of a state, it is your duty to ensure that there is no breakdown of law and order in any part of the state. A feat which Obiano has achieved overtime. Later, someone will start comparing ambode to Obiano. mtcheeewwww!

Terkimbi01:
Please and please,
I am begging all the Middle Belters and all Southerners. to come together now and stand with Osinbajo.

I know of the quarrel between the South West n South East/South South, but it is in everybody's interest to put the North where she belongs.

This might be our last chance.

God forbid! I'd rather prefer Saraki to be president than Osibanjo.

40kobo77:
I laugh in TIV.

The meekness of a man does not mean he is weak. The Cabal and Saraki are just noise makers.

Unless they plan to impeach Osibanjo,kill him or even invite the military in.

Osibanjo constitutionally is still the Vice President,and is next in line to be the President.

Lastly,and i wrote about this yesterday. The Yoruba's are the "GLUE' holding Nigeria together. We are watching the way the Vice President is being treated.

We are watching.

You people will do NADA if the cabal decides to kick Osibanjo outta Aso Rock. Highest una go do na carry placard and then blame it on IPOB!

BackToLife:
We talking Human Virus u talking shitty western tech virus.
Funny how you think your useless advice count in a matter of Life and death. You fart-filled cranium has no solution, yet u'll rather watch them die instead of encourage them to take a chance on Life. 4 people already PMed me :-D Jabi Lake is still more than deep enough, go n jump into it. For others, u don't even need to click the link directly, just paste the link I'll give you into google and see their vast testimonies of those already cured. Any scammer that PM again with aim of defrauding people with it shall die soon and suddenly in JESUS Name.

Hahaha. I secretly PMed u and i saw the link you were sending. Some shitty people in the UK who claim to use a herb to cure HIV in 15 days. The accent of the woman in the video shows she's an East African (probably Ugandan).
No proof of address in the UK where they sell the herb, no contact address, only a uk phone number (this was the complaint of the many people who commented on the video).
I guess you are one of their agents here in Nigeria who want to divert gullible people to be defrauded after which you will receive your "cut". Their website address is not even working. I pity people who have sent you PM to do business with you and these people.