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Hunger don reset her brain she com dey fin the man

Op, you just wanna sell your ebook. I do not doubt your claim about people earning cash through freelancing but the truth still remains that NIGERIANS who are on freelancing sites like fiverr hardly earn anything.

These saraki's daughters will be good to f*ck ooo

These bloggers and the way they make up stories...those pictures are staged. When you are DRUNK, YOU DON'T HIDE YOUR FACE FROM A CAMERA!

Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

This kid's lip looks like your ugly "otepu"

My only prayer is this..."God, make me so successful in life that people will just sit down to analyse my matter like these ones are doing to Obiano"

Like play like play, this man don become popular pass buhari

"I came out of the car to[b] open the boot and bring out my slippers so could were it on[/b] befor i know it I just received a bitting from behind and and insult telling me they will kill all of us promoting El-rufai Government and they will start with me, and before I balance my self one of them stab me with knife and leave me almost fenting that is when I shouted for help" Muazu narrates after getting himself at the hospital.

LIAR! People were raining insults at you and you went to open the boot of the car to bring out SLIPPERS! Looks more like you opened the boot to bring out WHEEL SPANNER because that is the first weapon that most car owners grab whenever they want to prove a point hence you were stabbed!

Seyi Law and Kemi Olunloyo can bot GO TO HELL!

adelacuna:
I really don't know why I like glo, despite their abysmal network delivery

Because you are yoruba! QED!!

tosyne2much:
So, will the blood serve any medical purpose or something?

Not really. Blood must be drained from the blood vessels and veins in order to be replaced with the chemical preservatives. If the blood is left in the body, it will hasten putrefaction and decomposition. The chemicals not only help to preserve the body but also make it look fresh and motile.

This Kemi needs deliverance by that Black Yoruba Omowole Jesus!

johnbuck81:
why dem come strap him hands and legs... there's more to this.

meezynetwork:
Why was he tied?

SeniorZato:
Who tied his corpse like that?

olowookerekemi:
Rip.wu tied him though

crotonite:
see how they bound him

lordcenred:
WHO TIED HIM

SeniorZato:
Who tied his corpse like that?

When a corpse is brought to the morgue, the mortician ties the hands and feet of the corpse together in order to make sure that it stays in that state before rigor-mortis (stiffening) occurs because if the hands and legs are spread apart, it might be difficult to bring them together up close again. After tying the body like that, the mortician begins the embalming process which involves draining the body of blood and introduction of chemicals into the body.

See that white equipment by the side of the body, that is the stuff for embalming. The pipes you see there will drain the blood out into one of the jars while the other jar will drain in Formaldehyde and ethanol into the body for preservation before it is transferred into the fridge!

MORAL: EVERYONE INCLUDING YOU READING THIS WILL PASS THROUGH THIS PROCESS ONE DAY! (Except for muslims tho)

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5687321_fr_jpg0df92967eef63d60ebd3f57931c05dbb

NwaAmaikpe:


I keep telling girls from there
Ashawo no be work.


This one has learnt the hard way.

Sorry sir but you are simply an IIddiioott. And before any mod bans me for abusing you, they should check your heartless comment and if any bans me, his wife, sister or daughter will suffer the same fate as this innocent girl in Jesus name, Amen!

mofeoluwadassah:
pls lets fry beans for this o

Power Oil sachet is now N120

MissRaine69:
Decryptor I am not obligated to prove anything to you. It's that simple. I will leave you be with your mountain of sceptism since you have a PhD in female anatomy.

Haba..why going all PMS on me? Didn't u read the part where i sad "if it is you, thumbs up"

abeg leave me make i face front

MissRaine69:
You need to see my family .....it's a common genetic attribute
Plus I am not idle I do work out ...it helps keep things in shape

Hmm...still skeptic a bit tho

buh if it's truly you...thumbs up!

Anything, person or animal that will lead my steps to the path of "broke slay queens"...DIE BY FIRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Who doesn't know that the general diagnosis given to every damn ailment in Nigeria is Malaria/Typhoid. Useless Country!!

MissRaine69:
Have you seen all the specimens this land has to offer ?

Yes i have. The one on your profile pic is close to perfection and can only be found in the North and Southern America (esp Brazil, Colombia and Venezuela) and some parts of Europe. Can hardly be found in tropical africa except through surgical modifications.

And the owner of the result is from the "Free Education" zone

MissRaine69:
I did say (hope you noticed) that this species is not native to this part of the world so was curious ( my diplomatic way of saying I am very sceptical)

Wait o...is that you on your profile pic? cos the figure of that (specie) is not native to this part of the world

MissRaine69:
Is it edible? That's your priority? Smh
Could be a flying lemur which is not native to this part of the world at all so curious to know how this one got here.

Take a close look at the photo. the hand holding it is not Nigerian

aysuprano:
That is a culogo
It's a gliding mammal
And it's a nocturnal animal
Read more online

Colugo not Culogo

EmekaBlue:
Obiano is laffin..I shouldnt be sad here also...RIP mama

Where did you see Obiano laughing? Or is your eye paining you?

You just carry stamp of viviangist full all the pictures @OP

BTW, your caption is misleading. Those pictures are for the Vigil Mass held yesterday and not Burial Photos. Burial proper is today 20th July.

See tout like Seyi Law calling himself a Legend? There are 2 types of legend i know...
1. The likes of Mandela who he talked about and..
2. Stout.

So which one is Seyi calling himself? Or does he mean the one below?

https://brandish.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/legend-shot2_0053-2.jpg

Imagine the crap

People are not "released" from the hospital...they are "DISCHARGED"! Illiterate af*nja woman

Darkknightt:
OBO ma number artiste anyday.....

You sure have very poor taste

And yet they still flew Buhari to London! Mtchewwww!!

I haven't. I have rather regretted telling so many ladies that i had feelings for them!