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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Chased Away From Nri Palace Of Anambra Monarch by Decryptor(m): 1:39pm On Jul 28, 2017
OkoYibo:
Kanu is their problem, they should deal with him. All I'm waiting for is the day these flatheaded lunatics would carry their ipob nonsense into Yoruba land. The sanitation started by Col. Iluyomade during the Civil War would be continued.

However, provided every one knows and respects his boundaries, we'll be fine.
Hausa people carried their own into Ketu and Mile 12 and slaughtered your brothers like chickens and goats and nothing happened, did same in Ile ife and 21 of your people were arrested and bundled to Abuja and nothing happened.
Kwankwaso even came to yorubaland and told yorubas to "SHUT UP" in front of numerous Obas, Baales and other yoruba traditional monarchs AND NOTHING HAPPENED!

Say NO to chest beating!

Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Teens Shine At The Global Robot Olympics (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 1:24pm On Jul 28, 2017
Waiting for the result of the said competition.

Let them win the competition first! No be to wear iro and buba with cone-shaped cap means that they are shining!
Celebrities › Re: Fans Gush Over Simi And Adekunle Gold's Love After Simi Posted This by Decryptor(m): 1:20pm On Jul 28, 2017
vizkiz:
Who exactly is Simi dating?
Adekunle? Falz or Ycee?
She's dating the three of them. Remember that's how girls from "her side" behave.
Car Talk › Re: The All New 2018 Rolls Royce Phantom Has Just Been Revealed (Photos & Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:58pm On Jul 28, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Beautiful....

I'm not greedy enought to wish to have it,
All I want is to just make love at it's back seat and I'd be fine.
Start by making love at the back seat of a Danfo first. It will suit you well
Politics › Re: Igbos Will Suffer If Elections Do Not Hold In Anambra - Gov. Obiano. by Decryptor(m): 10:56am On Jul 28, 2017
nopains:
bro go and read what the military decree we call constitution says. in absence of a governor his deputy takes over,in absence of deputy governor the speaker of state house takes over,in absence of the speaker the chief judge of state takes over. so the issue of appointing a sole administrator does not count here. i know some people must vote that day but the decree-constitution says the winner must get 1/3 of votes cast in 2/3 of all the local govts in the state.
The presence of a Governor means there will be a deputy Governor...if there is no Governor, then how will there be a deputy who is usually appointed as the running mate of the Governor? If there is no Governor or Deputy, then there is no Gubernatorial administration and when the tenure of the speaker of the house runs out and even if the chief judge takes over, at a time, there will be a declaration of "state of emergency" and then an administrator will be appointed. Obasanjo did it in Ekiti State in the past.
Politics › Re: Igbos Will Suffer If Elections Do Not Hold In Anambra - Gov. Obiano. by Decryptor(m): 12:47pm On Jul 27, 2017
nopains:
i tell u if IPOB pull this election boycot in Anambra very well then Igbos will start the celebration of a new festival call OFE NSALA. i wish i dey naija that day i will personally go to mkt to buy big catfish and yam for my wife to garnish a very delicious and sumptuous meal of Ofe Nsala. anyways i have already convinced members of my family not to vote that day and i have given my wife money to prepare a salivating Ofe Nsala soup for my family members. im from Anambra and im not IPOB but we need to show the zoo that things are no longer at ease. we can't keep doing the same thing everytime and expect a different result.
Oga sir, i am from Anambra State and not a fan of Obiano and i respect Nnamdi Kanu but i am not also an IPOB but we need to get some things very clear here. Anambrans are about to make a huge mistake. There is no electoral law that stipulates a minimum or maximum number of voters in an election. I think Nnamdi Kanu is getting it wrong this time. On the day of election, even if it is only the immediate family members of obiano and that of the other aspirants that vote for them respectively while you and others sit at home to eat Nsala soup, their votes will be counted and a winner will be announced. Let's say that nobody even votes at all (which is 100% impossible because even just 2 votes count), then the President will appoint an administrator from any where of his choice to administer over the affairs of Anambra. He (the President) can decide to appoint someone from Enugu or even someone from Ogun state or even from Kano. What do you think will happen next? You will then have an outsider lording over the affairs of Anambrans in Agu-Awka and the person will siphon the resources meant for the people of Anambra to his own place. Is that what you want? Will that bring about the said referendum Nnamdi Kanu is talking about? People will protest and when they do, the said administrator can order the police and army to shoot all the protesters and NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! Let us not make the mistake we made during the census population. During that time, a lot of Anambrans refused to be counted "with the simple reason that they are nt Nigerians" and now, Anambra is suffering it today with very little resources allocated to them because the allocation to a state depends on her population.

We igbos keep saying that Hausa people "amaghi ife" but when you look at it, it is looking like ndi ugwu are more wiser because during the census, they will go and hire mercenaries from Niger and Chad to boost their numbers and that is where allocation of a state like Katsina is higher than that of Anambra. During elections, they make sure that they come out en-masse to vote while we are here saying we will eat OFE NSALA...Now tell me...kedu ndi odi ka fa bu ndi nzuzu?

Put on your thinking cap!
Politics › Re: Igbos Will Suffer If Elections Do Not Hold In Anambra - Gov. Obiano. by Decryptor(m): 12:25pm On Jul 27, 2017
Samirana360:
d man is afraid already .....he know DAT he's gonna loose ....polithiefians eeh

...we have Already bought what we are going to use to prepare ofe nsala di sharp .....election GBA kwa oku
And then if he loses, will that make Nnamdi Kanu the Governor? Put on your thinking cap for once.
Romance › Re: Woman Begs Her Edo Ex Boyfriend To Release Her From Where He Tied Her (Video) by Decryptor(m): 11:57am On Jul 27, 2017
Edo peeps..fear them!

Modified: I just watched the video...

Very foolish lady she is indeed! He brought you to Europe and as a "Sharp Babe" wey you be nah (just as most Nigerian ladies try to play smart), you ditched your own part of the bargain and dumped the guy. Yet you have the audacity to say, "I didn't do Kelvin anything"...they even ask her if she has his contact and she said "NO". Your body go rotten throway. Foolish Woman.

Very sweet lesson to all those ladies out there who think they are smart.
Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Decryptor(m): 1:00am On Jul 27, 2017
Kondomatic:
Incredible tits and an aggressive round and firm ass.





And the owner must be tall.
Go to Brazil or Venezuela. undecided
Crime › Re: 14-year-old Girl Raped & Murdered Buried In Anambra (Obituary Poster) by Decryptor(m):
nextprince:
Few hours ago, we were told a 7 yr old was flogged with electronics cable for watching PORN - Awka, Anambra state.

Now this 14 yr old was RAPED and killed in same Anambra state.

Abeg, what is it about this state and s3x?
sarrki:
Am very sure they are ipob miscreants
wailersarefools:
Choi, so sambisa, presently facing military onslaught due to terrorist activities is what we should compare anambra with. Bro, no be insult I take God beg you
neoOduduwa:
Na them.
Teeboi56:
Anambra I tire for this state ooo
demefa:
Nnamdi Kanu's badluck don dey follow abi!! Dat man called Kanu anywhere he goes atrocities will arose. Hope diz is not d Biafra Kanu promised Igbos??
lincs25:
Nothing good will ever come from Biafra Republic. Bunch of criminals and armed rubbers. IPOB shame!
cytell56:
Why is it that IPOB's can not control their joystick!!!
2lateBiafra:
NA THEM......... grin
gberra:
The answer is in the question. Since Chidinma gave them Cucumber their sexual energies have gone berserk grin

RIP young girl.
Sagay212:
I strongly suspect that ipod members are behind this wicked act. The girl's death should be thoroughly investigated and the ipods responsible for this should sentenced to death by flogging. Ipods are very violent people and have been threatening the peace of anambra people.
shegra58:
Yeah from the Capital of Biafra land angry
She was murdered and RAPED in Lagos by the popular rapists whom we know!

Read the main story here: https://www.facebook.com/AnambraOnline/posts/1369112409833690

After reading it, YOU ALL CAN GO EAT SHIIIT!

Agriculture › Re: Obiano Flags Off 2017 Farming Season As Farmers Display Produce (photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:53pm On Jul 26, 2017
buchilino:
I HAVE NOTICED U LOVE INSULTING N ABUSING PPLE ALOT. UR PARENTS MUST BE VERY PROUD OF U.
Emu4life:
Stop seeking for attention.
Chikeluba25:
when you finish blabbing you use the exit door
sexaddict08:
God punish the person wey do u this thing
SEE PAINMENT!

Are you all Skull Miners? grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Brother In Anambra, Hangs Himself After Confessing (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 2:25pm On Jul 25, 2017
Did anybody notice the disparity in this useless news?

"After confessing to killing his brother to their kindred chairman in Oba Village, Uke, Idemili North Local Government Area of Anambra State, a 65-year-old man identified as Chief Francis Sunday Onwukaike, reportedly committed suicide."
Then this...

"This is d reward of wicked... This is a true life story happened at oba ani uke in onwukaikes family.., This evil man ur seen here killed his own brother,, After his confessed to their kindred chairman,,,He ran into his parlour and hanged his self,,,..shame unto u,..Mr ikeoha onwukaike..rest in hell fire...Evil man....Ozo gburugburu ! May ur gentle soul rest in peace...
The killer (who we presume is Mr ikeoha onwukaike) was said to have committed suicide but the poster says the deceased (Chief Francis Sunday Onwukaike) whose obituary pics appears here also committed suicide.

How can somebody be killed and still commit suicide on top of it?

I don't blame Laila and her useless blog...(She needs traffic)

I don't blame the ObiOmaMu who posted this fake news...(He/She just wan post topic like other Nairalanders just for the sake of being on NL)

I fully blame the moderator who brought this to frontpage without proof-reading it thoroughly.
Music/Radio › Re: Princess Vitarah: "Masturbate" (Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:58pm On Jul 25, 2017
undecided

Politics › Re: Soldiers Block Nnamdi Kanu's Convoy In Ebonyi, Kanu Comes Down (Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:03pm On Jul 25, 2017
Kojochyke:
A silent word in our hearts, and our lips......
not biafra, not nigeria.
They dnt LOVE us as both of them claim.. They know the reason why they NEED us.

Am proudly from the Niger Delta Republic.
Nigeria is a failed entity...

Biafra is an ideology which is gaining grounds day by day with evidence of what is going on on this thread...

And you are here saying silent words in your hearts and lips...

You think it's all about your oil? Aren't Anambra and Abia oil producing states??

Mtxhewwwww!!!
Politics › Re: Soldiers Block Nnamdi Kanu's Convoy In Ebonyi, Kanu Comes Down (Video) by Decryptor(m): 11:58am On Jul 25, 2017
alajoshomolu:
Is it not funny that a man with mental disorder can attract this much crowd by spewing mumbo jumbo from time to time?
Dear Zik of Africa, U no do well for this pple o!

This can never happen in d SW.
Yes we know it can't happen there...Because your people are COWARDS!
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Lady Draws Flavour, Phyno, Emmanuella (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:56am On Jul 25, 2017
merryossai:
wow! finally Oge gets recognised..... she's my friend n she stays in awka. this girl can draw for africa. for those doubting, this is just a tip if a iceberg of her beautiful works. I pray she goes places with her works.
Please is she from Anambra state?
Family › Re: Man Reunites With Ex-Girlfriend 2 Years After Forgetting He Impregnated Her. PIC by Decryptor(m): 12:53am On Jul 25, 2017
Hunger don reset her brain she com dey fin the man
Business › Re: Freelancing: A Quick Escape For Unemployment Among Nigerian Youths by Decryptor(m): 12:50am On Jul 25, 2017
Op, you just wanna sell your ebook. I do not doubt your claim about people earning cash through freelancing but the truth still remains that NIGERIANS who are on freelancing sites like fiverr hardly earn anything.
Culture › Re: 4 Northern Nigeria Elites Whose Daughters Don’t Wear Hijab (pictures) by Decryptor(m): 5:37pm On Jul 24, 2017
These saraki's daughters will be good to f*ck ooo
Events › Re: Two Ladies End Up In The Toilet After An All Night Party. Before & After Pics by Decryptor(m): 5:36pm On Jul 24, 2017
These bloggers and the way they make up stories...those pictures are staged. When you are DRUNK, YOU DON'T HIDE YOUR FACE FROM A CAMERA!
Romance › Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Decryptor(m): 5:29pm On Jul 24, 2017
Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.
This kid's lip looks like your ugly "otepu" undecided undecided
Politics › Re: The Entrance Gate To Willie Obiano's House In Aguleri (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 5:16pm On Jul 24, 2017
My only prayer is this..."God, make me so successful in life that people will just sit down to analyse my matter like these ones are doing to Obiano"
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Visits Ebonyi State (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 5:09pm On Jul 24, 2017
Like play like play, this man don become popular pass buhari undecided
Politics › Re: El-rufai's Supporter, Muazu Abubakar Attacked (Graphic Photos) by Decryptor(m): 3:01pm On Jul 24, 2017
"I came out of the car to[b] open the boot and bring out my slippers so could were it on[/b] befor i know it I just received a bitting from behind and and insult telling me they will kill all of us promoting El-rufai Government and they will start with me, and before I balance my self one of them stab me with knife and leave me almost fenting that is when I shouted for help" Muazu narrates after getting himself at the hospital.
LIAR! People were raining insults at you and you went to open the boot of the car to bring out SLIPPERS! Looks more like you opened the boot to bring out WHEEL SPANNER because that is the first weapon that most car owners grab whenever they want to prove a point hence you were stabbed!
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Is Bullying My Daughter –seyi Law by Decryptor(m): 12:34pm On Jul 23, 2017
Seyi Law and Kemi Olunloyo can bot GO TO HELL!
Phones › Re: 9mobile Recorded The Highest Number Of Porting Subscribers, See Full Reports! by Decryptor(m): 12:30pm On Jul 23, 2017
adelacuna:
I really don't know why I like glo, despite their abysmal network delivery
Because you are yoruba! QED!!
Crime › Re: Young Man Killed During Shootout Over Security Job In Bayelsa. Graphic Photos by Decryptor(m): 1:33am On Jul 21, 2017
tosyne2much:
So, will the blood serve any medical purpose or something?
Not really. Blood must be drained from the blood vessels and veins in order to be replaced with the chemical preservatives. If the blood is left in the body, it will hasten putrefaction and decomposition. The chemicals not only help to preserve the body but also make it look fresh and motile.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "Senator Adeleke Is Obese" (photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:18pm On Jul 20, 2017
This Kemi needs deliverance by that Black Yoruba Omowole Jesus! grin grin
Crime › Re: Young Man Killed During Shootout Over Security Job In Bayelsa. Graphic Photos by Decryptor(m): 10:21pm On Jul 20, 2017
johnbuck81:
why dem come strap him hands and legs... there's more to this.
meezynetwork:
Why was he tied?
SeniorZato:
Who tied his corpse like that?
olowookerekemi:
Rip.wu tied him though
crotonite:
see how they bound him shocked cry
lordcenred:
WHO TIED HIM
SeniorZato:
Who tied his corpse like that?
When a corpse is brought to the morgue, the mortician ties the hands and feet of the corpse together in order to make sure that it stays in that state before rigor-mortis (stiffening) occurs because if the hands and legs are spread apart, it might be difficult to bring them together up close again. After tying the body like that, the mortician begins the embalming process which involves draining the body of blood and introduction of chemicals into the body.

See that white equipment by the side of the body, that is the stuff for embalming. The pipes you see there will drain the blood out into one of the jars while the other jar will drain in Formaldehyde and ethanol into the body for preservation before it is transferred into the fridge!

MORAL: EVERYONE INCLUDING YOU READING THIS WILL PASS THROUGH THIS PROCESS ONE DAY! (Except for muslims tho)

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5687321_fr_jpg0df92967eef63d60ebd3f57931c05dbb
Crime › Re: Teenage Girl Found Dead In A Primary School In Calabar (Graphic Photo) by Decryptor(m): 9:17pm On Jul 20, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

I keep telling girls from there
Ashawo no be work.


This one has learnt the hard way.
Sorry sir but you are simply an IIddiioott. And before any mod bans me for abusing you, they should check your heartless comment and if any bans me, his wife, sister or daughter will suffer the same fate as this innocent girl in Jesus name, Amen!
Celebrities › Re: Imade Adeleke Gets Her American Passport by Decryptor(m): 4:00pm On Jul 20, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
pls lets fry beans for this o undecided
Power Oil sachet is now N120 cry cry

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