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Car TalkRe: Toyota To Stop The Production Of FJ Cruiser With The Final Edition by Decryptor(m): 7:57pm On Sep 17, 2017
The 3 cars i hate most:

Honda Crosstour

Honda Element

Toyota FJ Cruiser
PoliticsRe: Yoruba People In The North Dissociate Themselves From Call For Oduduwa Republic by Decryptor(m): 7:26pm On Aug 02, 2017
BrutalJab:
Sussesion? Which school did you graduate from?

Touts like ur Owomida brothers abi omonile or agberos abi ur baddo ritualist blodas.?

But you followed Tinubu like zombies sha.

oh! you are also unic? hahahshahsa
Don't mind the illiterate. His brainpulse is is definitely below -0% as his moniker suggests
CrimeRe: How Chika Alex-Etuk Was Injured In Airtel Office In Lagos & Died(Graphic Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:23pm On Aug 02, 2017
This is why i hate indians. I saw some drinking near my street and wished it was possible to pee into their drinks.
CareerRe: Female Keke Driver Spotted In Enugu (Pictures) by Decryptor(m): 3:02am On Aug 02, 2017
OgaBuhari:
Beautiful and hardworking igbo lady.
The lazy haters from the waste region won't learn from this nor find something meaningful to do with their lives.
they are busy eating amala and ewedu.
Their women can NEVER do this!
HealthRe: Smelly Dry Vagina? Drowning Your Man In Bed - Jaaruma The Goron Tula Queen by Decryptor(m): 2:54am On Aug 02, 2017
Abeg nothing makes a girl's vjay as wet as eating Okra and Ogbono soup. I have noticed that girls/women who eat plenty okra can be very wet down there
CrimeRe: Humphrey Jefferson Ejike Eleweke Mistakenly Executed In Indonesia Over Drugs by Decryptor(m): 1:08am On Aug 02, 2017
That is why God will continue to punish them with Plane Crashes! Idiiioots!!
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Releases Campaign Videos by Decryptor(m): 4:30pm On Aug 01, 2017
Rmxr:
Lol. waiting for the ipobaboon flatheaded dwarfs to come curse the hell out of his ancestors grin grin cheesy

1, 2, ready GO!
Your madness is out of this world!
PoliticsRe: Where Is Your President? CNN Asks Nigerians by Decryptor(m): 11:47am On Jul 31, 2017
chinoxstock:
Look at you....is ojukwu the subject of the discussion? Your vegetable is missing and you are calling ojukwu..

CelebritiesRe: Rachel Bakam: "John Fashanu And I Are Not Married, We Are Great Friends" by Decryptor(m): 6:01pm On Jul 30, 2017
That was how one actress claimed that her and D'banj were "great friends" until we discovered that he was schucking her from the nyash! Mtcheewwwww!!!
CrimeRe: One Chance Robber Caught, Beaten And Stripped Unclad In Abuja (video, Pics) by Decryptor(m): 5:52pm On Jul 30, 2017
While Northern youths are busy disrespecting Osinbajo and ordering him anyhow like their houseboy, the Yoruba youths are busy insulting Igbos, IPOB, Kanu & Biafra. What shameless stupidity! grin grin
CrimeRe: Mother Of 2 & Her Married Boyfriend Plan To Sell Husband's Property In Ibadan by Decryptor(m): 5:48pm On Jul 30, 2017
Rubbish! The wife snatcher and the olosho wife are both AFONJAS! They only added Kenechi and Ngozi to trick us. Which kind of red-mud republic person will bear names such as Fatoke Ademola Kenechi

BS!
FamilyRe: Would You Accept Or Reject A DNA Paternity Test If It Is Offered For Free? by Decryptor(m): 5:17pm On Jul 30, 2017
i feel its a situation that seems to affect the men more than the women (they seem to frown so much at this idea of DNA paternity testing and i wonder why)
Why won't they frown at it? When all 99% of them do is to open their borehole for any male bucket to fetch!
PoliticsRe: How We Made Anambra Nigeria’s 4th Largest Economy — Gov Obiano by Decryptor(m): 8:31pm On Jul 29, 2017
Naijaguy12345:
For ya dream
The time you used for these useless memes would have been used in applying for a job on jobberman. undecided
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Releases Video Of Abducted Oil Exploration Workers From The Universit by Decryptor(m): 8:19pm On Jul 29, 2017
ShowYourCertificate:
Boko Haram has intensified their onslaught simply because our acting president is a Christian. If Buhari, the Boko Haram mentor, returns fully to power all these will stop.

Who's fooling who?

They used Boko Haram to discredit Jonathan. Now they're using it on Osinbajo. It's well.

Meanwhile, I'm still looking for Buhari's Certificate grin
@Bolded, it's called KARMA! I will be among the first to call Osibanjo an "ineffectual buffon" if he does not perform the magic that the "tiger-clawed cheeks descendants" from Sudan expected GEJ to perform concerning Boko Haram!
CrimeRe: DC Queen: Ghanaian Lady Murdered, Tongue & Vagina Cut Off (Graphic Photos) by Decryptor(m): 8:17pm On Jul 29, 2017
It seems Ogun State now has an annex in Ghana!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Chased Away From Nri Palace Of Anambra Monarch by Decryptor(m): 1:39pm On Jul 28, 2017
OkoYibo:
Kanu is their problem, they should deal with him. All I'm waiting for is the day these flatheaded lunatics would carry their ipob nonsense into Yoruba land. The sanitation started by Col. Iluyomade during the Civil War would be continued.

However, provided every one knows and respects his boundaries, we'll be fine.
Hausa people carried their own into Ketu and Mile 12 and slaughtered your brothers like chickens and goats and nothing happened, did same in Ile ife and 21 of your people were arrested and bundled to Abuja and nothing happened.
Kwankwaso even came to yorubaland and told yorubas to "SHUT UP" in front of numerous Obas, Baales and other yoruba traditional monarchs AND NOTHING HAPPENED!

Say NO to chest beating!

Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Teens Shine At The Global Robot Olympics (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 1:24pm On Jul 28, 2017
Waiting for the result of the said competition.

Let them win the competition first! No be to wear iro and buba with cone-shaped cap means that they are shining!
CelebritiesRe: Fans Gush Over Simi And Adekunle Gold's Love After Simi Posted This by Decryptor(m): 1:20pm On Jul 28, 2017
vizkiz:
Who exactly is Simi dating?
Adekunle? Falz or Ycee?
She's dating the three of them. Remember that's how girls from "her side" behave.
Car TalkRe: The All New 2018 Rolls Royce Phantom Has Just Been Revealed (Photos & Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:58pm On Jul 28, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Beautiful....

I'm not greedy enought to wish to have it,
All I want is to just make love at it's back seat and I'd be fine.
Start by making love at the back seat of a Danfo first. It will suit you well
PoliticsRe: Igbos Will Suffer If Elections Do Not Hold In Anambra - Gov. Obiano. by Decryptor(m): 10:56am On Jul 28, 2017
nopains:
bro go and read what the military decree we call constitution says. in absence of a governor his deputy takes over,in absence of deputy governor the speaker of state house takes over,in absence of the speaker the chief judge of state takes over. so the issue of appointing a sole administrator does not count here. i know some people must vote that day but the decree-constitution says the winner must get 1/3 of votes cast in 2/3 of all the local govts in the state.
The presence of a Governor means there will be a deputy Governor...if there is no Governor, then how will there be a deputy who is usually appointed as the running mate of the Governor? If there is no Governor or Deputy, then there is no Gubernatorial administration and when the tenure of the speaker of the house runs out and even if the chief judge takes over, at a time, there will be a declaration of "state of emergency" and then an administrator will be appointed. Obasanjo did it in Ekiti State in the past.
PoliticsRe: Igbos Will Suffer If Elections Do Not Hold In Anambra - Gov. Obiano. by Decryptor(m): 12:47pm On Jul 27, 2017
nopains:
i tell u if IPOB pull this election boycot in Anambra very well then Igbos will start the celebration of a new festival call OFE NSALA. i wish i dey naija that day i will personally go to mkt to buy big catfish and yam for my wife to garnish a very delicious and sumptuous meal of Ofe Nsala. anyways i have already convinced members of my family not to vote that day and i have given my wife money to prepare a salivating Ofe Nsala soup for my family members. im from Anambra and im not IPOB but we need to show the zoo that things are no longer at ease. we can't keep doing the same thing everytime and expect a different result.
Oga sir, i am from Anambra State and not a fan of Obiano and i respect Nnamdi Kanu but i am not also an IPOB but we need to get some things very clear here. Anambrans are about to make a huge mistake. There is no electoral law that stipulates a minimum or maximum number of voters in an election. I think Nnamdi Kanu is getting it wrong this time. On the day of election, even if it is only the immediate family members of obiano and that of the other aspirants that vote for them respectively while you and others sit at home to eat Nsala soup, their votes will be counted and a winner will be announced. Let's say that nobody even votes at all (which is 100% impossible because even just 2 votes count), then the President will appoint an administrator from any where of his choice to administer over the affairs of Anambra. He (the President) can decide to appoint someone from Enugu or even someone from Ogun state or even from Kano. What do you think will happen next? You will then have an outsider lording over the affairs of Anambrans in Agu-Awka and the person will siphon the resources meant for the people of Anambra to his own place. Is that what you want? Will that bring about the said referendum Nnamdi Kanu is talking about? People will protest and when they do, the said administrator can order the police and army to shoot all the protesters and NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! Let us not make the mistake we made during the census population. During that time, a lot of Anambrans refused to be counted "with the simple reason that they are nt Nigerians" and now, Anambra is suffering it today with very little resources allocated to them because the allocation to a state depends on her population.

We igbos keep saying that Hausa people "amaghi ife" but when you look at it, it is looking like ndi ugwu are more wiser because during the census, they will go and hire mercenaries from Niger and Chad to boost their numbers and that is where allocation of a state like Katsina is higher than that of Anambra. During elections, they make sure that they come out en-masse to vote while we are here saying we will eat OFE NSALA...Now tell me...kedu ndi odi ka fa bu ndi nzuzu?

Put on your thinking cap!
PoliticsRe: Igbos Will Suffer If Elections Do Not Hold In Anambra - Gov. Obiano. by Decryptor(m): 12:25pm On Jul 27, 2017
Samirana360:
d man is afraid already .....he know DAT he's gonna loose ....polithiefians eeh

...we have Already bought what we are going to use to prepare ofe nsala di sharp .....election GBA kwa oku
And then if he loses, will that make Nnamdi Kanu the Governor? Put on your thinking cap for once.
RomanceRe: Woman Begs Her Edo Ex Boyfriend To Release Her From Where He Tied Her (Video) by Decryptor(m): 11:57am On Jul 27, 2017
Edo peeps..fear them!

Modified: I just watched the video...

Very foolish lady she is indeed! He brought you to Europe and as a "Sharp Babe" wey you be nah (just as most Nigerian ladies try to play smart), you ditched your own part of the bargain and dumped the guy. Yet you have the audacity to say, "I didn't do Kelvin anything"...they even ask her if she has his contact and she said "NO". Your body go rotten throway. Foolish Woman.

Very sweet lesson to all those ladies out there who think they are smart.
RomanceRe: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Decryptor(m): 1:00am On Jul 27, 2017
Kondomatic:
Incredible tits and an aggressive round and firm ass.





And the owner must be tall.
Go to Brazil or Venezuela. undecided
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Girl Raped & Murdered Buried In Anambra (Obituary Poster) by Decryptor(m):
nextprince:
Few hours ago, we were told a 7 yr old was flogged with electronics cable for watching PORN - Awka, Anambra state.

Now this 14 yr old was RAPED and killed in same Anambra state.

Abeg, what is it about this state and s3x?
sarrki:
Am very sure they are ipob miscreants
wailersarefools:
Choi, so sambisa, presently facing military onslaught due to terrorist activities is what we should compare anambra with. Bro, no be insult I take God beg you
neoOduduwa:
Na them.
Teeboi56:
Anambra I tire for this state ooo
demefa:
Nnamdi Kanu's badluck don dey follow abi!! Dat man called Kanu anywhere he goes atrocities will arose. Hope diz is not d Biafra Kanu promised Igbos??
lincs25:
Nothing good will ever come from Biafra Republic. Bunch of criminals and armed rubbers. IPOB shame!
cytell56:
Why is it that IPOB's can not control their joystick!!!
2lateBiafra:
NA THEM......... grin
gberra:
The answer is in the question. Since Chidinma gave them Cucumber their sexual energies have gone berserk grin

RIP young girl.
Sagay212:
I strongly suspect that ipod members are behind this wicked act. The girl's death should be thoroughly investigated and the ipods responsible for this should sentenced to death by flogging. Ipods are very violent people and have been threatening the peace of anambra people.
shegra58:
Yeah from the Capital of Biafra land angry
She was murdered and RAPED in Lagos by the popular rapists whom we know!

Read the main story here: https://www.facebook.com/AnambraOnline/posts/1369112409833690

After reading it, YOU ALL CAN GO EAT SHIIIT!

AgricultureRe: Obiano Flags Off 2017 Farming Season As Farmers Display Produce (photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:53pm On Jul 26, 2017
buchilino:
I HAVE NOTICED U LOVE INSULTING N ABUSING PPLE ALOT. UR PARENTS MUST BE VERY PROUD OF U.
Emu4life:
Stop seeking for attention.
Chikeluba25:
when you finish blabbing you use the exit door
sexaddict08:
God punish the person wey do u this thing
SEE PAINMENT!

Are you all Skull Miners? grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Brother In Anambra, Hangs Himself After Confessing (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 2:25pm On Jul 25, 2017
Did anybody notice the disparity in this useless news?

"After confessing to killing his brother to their kindred chairman in Oba Village, Uke, Idemili North Local Government Area of Anambra State, a 65-year-old man identified as Chief Francis Sunday Onwukaike, reportedly committed suicide."
Then this...

"This is d reward of wicked... This is a true life story happened at oba ani uke in onwukaikes family.., This evil man ur seen here killed his own brother,, After his confessed to their kindred chairman,,,He ran into his parlour and hanged his self,,,..shame unto u,..Mr ikeoha onwukaike..rest in hell fire...Evil man....Ozo gburugburu ! May ur gentle soul rest in peace...
The killer (who we presume is Mr ikeoha onwukaike) was said to have committed suicide but the poster says the deceased (Chief Francis Sunday Onwukaike) whose obituary pics appears here also committed suicide.

How can somebody be killed and still commit suicide on top of it?

I don't blame Laila and her useless blog...(She needs traffic)

I don't blame the ObiOmaMu who posted this fake news...(He/She just wan post topic like other Nairalanders just for the sake of being on NL)

I fully blame the moderator who brought this to frontpage without proof-reading it thoroughly.
Music/RadioRe: Princess Vitarah: "Masturbate" (Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:58pm On Jul 25, 2017
undecided

PoliticsRe: Soldiers Block Nnamdi Kanu's Convoy In Ebonyi, Kanu Comes Down (Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:03pm On Jul 25, 2017
Kojochyke:
A silent word in our hearts, and our lips......
not biafra, not nigeria.
They dnt LOVE us as both of them claim.. They know the reason why they NEED us.

Am proudly from the Niger Delta Republic.
Nigeria is a failed entity...

Biafra is an ideology which is gaining grounds day by day with evidence of what is going on on this thread...

And you are here saying silent words in your hearts and lips...

You think it's all about your oil? Aren't Anambra and Abia oil producing states??

Mtxhewwwww!!!
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Block Nnamdi Kanu's Convoy In Ebonyi, Kanu Comes Down (Video) by Decryptor(m): 11:58am On Jul 25, 2017
alajoshomolu:
Is it not funny that a man with mental disorder can attract this much crowd by spewing mumbo jumbo from time to time?
Dear Zik of Africa, U no do well for this pple o!

This can never happen in d SW.
Yes we know it can't happen there...Because your people are COWARDS!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Lady Draws Flavour, Phyno, Emmanuella (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:56am On Jul 25, 2017
merryossai:
wow! finally Oge gets recognised..... she's my friend n she stays in awka. this girl can draw for africa. for those doubting, this is just a tip if a iceberg of her beautiful works. I pray she goes places with her works.
Please is she from Anambra state?

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