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Walai, fear don grip my guy. She only threatened and you are already shivering. What if she was gazing at you and wiggling her legs at the same time. Na die be d@!

There are better ways to discipline a woman.

Ouchbabe:
Pls my fellow Nairalanders, I have been married for 8years now. My husband is nice and caring but I don't like the fact that he likes moving at night. He comes home as late as 12am.
He is currently looking for a job now and most times his reason for coming home late is because he is hanging out with friends. I have discussed this issue with him severally and expressed that I don't like his night movement. On such occasions he will promise not to come home late but the promise is never kept. I have told him the dangers of moving late in a city like Lagos.
The annoying part is that he is not coming home late from work rather because he i s with friends. Most times our young children will stay up late hoping to see him before going to bed but they will wait in vain as he will not be home before they will sleep off.
Note: Even though I'm working, I make sure the house is clean and food ready before he comes home. I don't nag and I'm good looking.
Pls I need suggestions on how to make him stop this night waka.
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From what I've noticed among friends and colleagues, night crawlers seldom change, they prefer being nocturnal. I know someone who would never lift a finger to work until 5-6PM; and will stay till 10PM. Thereafter, he hits the bar to wind down and closes with the bartender.

However, the difference here is that he doesn't have a job yet. Well, making out with friends could be giving him some relief of not having a job while he keeps searching...but watch it!

Charleys:
How does someone video herself crying. I don't understand

And post on social media... As in eh!

Can you suggest an online shop where one can get some good roses and chocolate to send out as Val gifts? The shop would do the delivery too.

NikkyIvy:
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO KEEP HER GLUED TO YOUR SIDE FOREVER? THEN READ ON...

Gifts! Everyone loves a little package. Even the good book encourages us to give more so as to receive more. For some people, there is more joy in giving than in receiving. For most ladies, receiving gifts at any time is sheer bliss. These ladies do not see it as being selfish or Nigerian, in fact, receiving wrapped packages are part of the wooing process and a sure way of showing appreciation for what they go through for their men...clearing my throat

Guess you are wondering why I should be discussing this topic, besides gifts are personal, right? Well, I love sharing gifts with friends and I have seen and experienced first hand the whole man and woman drama,SORRY RELATIONSHIP, so I know how hard it is to go in search of a gift item that would not be frowned at or dumped in the trash can, a gift that would tell volumes about the depth of your feelings and the energy you exerted while rigorously searching for and finally acquiring it, a gift that would be cherished years after you had either moved on with your lives or moved in together.

I have assisted many friends with the ritual of picking out amazing gifts for major events so I know it is usually an uphill task especially if the parties have been together for a long time and have run out of options.

Many authors have tried to propose gift items that they termed AWESOME for ladies. They did not only end up confusing our sincere Naija brothers, but succeeded in making us (Naija Ladies) accept and pretend to love gifts we detest just so that the very fragile ego of our men would not be damaged. That was how most of us started imitating the exclamations of our oyinbo sisters who would genuinely Awwwwww whenever they received lovely red Roses on a special day.

Anyway, since Roses no de grow for Naija and oyinbo no de pound fufu, I decided to find out what real Naija ladies want from our men. So, sweat no more my brothers for your key to understanding what gift your woman desires is here at last... I just love that sentence. Okay, moving on...

Recently, I had chats with various young, beautiful, brilliant and Real Naija ladies.They were very eager to open up to me and the result I gathered was definitely very revealing. After weeks of taking my time to collate my data, during which most of you grumbled and steamed...hehehe!! I eventually reached an exhilarating conclusion.

My brother, if you genuinely want to know the kind of gift that would make your real Naija heart throb melt all over you like an ice cream in the hot sun, then it’s time for you to learn what your lady NEEDS from you...

Read on [url]nikkyivyblog..com[/url]

Kallmerb:
Nothing kills a man like what a woman offers

In my own words. A man weh dey do pass himself just dey dig him own grave.

DAYOODS:
Is it possible for me to get a good car with good engine for 200k in Nigeria.

Trekking don do u strong thing?

He was behind a Lexus jeep when the robbers decided to attack the Lexus, immediately the man in the Lexus saw the robbers, he quickly activated fast and furious mode, he reversed and wanted to return back, but this robbers happened to be very impatient, they got his tyres flat and caught up with him, approach him and told him that the money he doesn't want to give them will be used for his burial, he was shot dead immediately.

He was running for his dear life; out of fear.

wiseGD:
Yeah, I remember the 'local' parts of the state were still allowed keke/bike movement.

It's going to be tough for Lagosians, I agree, but it's going to be good in the short run... soon enough.

Only time will tell.

wiseGD:
To be frank, all these complaints are but for a while. How did you think people residing in states where this already took place felt when it was implemented?
There were VERY FEW buses, of course the prices of the buses you would see were hiked, you would stand under the sun for long minutes before seeing even one bus, other times you would be forced to TREK because you couldn't wait anymore for what seemed like forever.
It was so hard... even though it wasn't funny and there were a lot of complaints, we KNEW this was the SURE WAY to sanitize the state, to safeguard lives and have the environment look like human beings were indeed the inhabitants and not wild animals(with the way non buses were driving like no other human was on the roads except them, even pushing out pedestrians from their side of the walk.)
The trek was difficult but funny enough, good for the health!

But NOW? A breath of fresh air. You're happy to see sanity when you step into traffic. At least you can walk comfortably with no one pushing you into the gutter.
Soon enough EVERYONE will get used to it. More and more buses will come out till it's completely normal again.

So endure, good things don't come easy. You'll sweat it, but you'll enjoy the harvest.

Only hoping that Lagos will INDEED become sane after this, because Lagos?? Another place on earth entirely. LOL

Your last paragraph is the real deal.

For some cities I know where similar ban took place, it is not for bikes and tricycles at the same time.

It is not in the entire state. That of Lagos is practically the whole state considering the inter-LGA people ply on day to day basis.

Their population is not the same with Lagos.

Don't look at Lagos as capital of a state or a city in a state. You don't implement such policies across board when there are no palliatives. It simply won't yield positive results.

Jeffmonti:
About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help!

This might turn out to be a lengthy read, please bear with me. The bashing and insults will be unnecessary as i have already told myself hurtful things a thousand times over.

So i am 29 and have a girlfriend who’s 25 we are both graduates; she’s a nurse and i am a practicing engineer and we’ve been dating for 3+ years now and preparations are underway to tie the knot this year God willing. Something happened last year, she suggested i move to a bigger apartment so that we can start buying household items and everything necessary to start a home as we are looking to get married soon which we did; i got a bigger place, met her parents she met mine. In a nutshell everything seems to be going well, we even started a business together and set to take on the future together before the devil struck (i take blames for my actions as i am not overly religious)

Around June last year, i met a girl (very fine girl) in the new area i moved to, although i have been seeing the girl around but one day as i was driving in i saw her hiding somewhere close to my compound avoiding the rain with her friends so i took them in until the rain subsided we exchanged contacts and started texting on WhatsApp a few days later. And soon after we started having sex (protected sex), prior to that time i never cheated on my girlfriend.

The sex continued, up to 2 times a week sometimes 3 as it was relatively easy as she lived very close and my girlfriend only visits on the weekend and never sleeps out (she’s from a very good and wealthy family with proper moral upbringing). Most evenings when return from work conji just do me one kind i don cross street other times she calls until we became comfortable having unprotected sex

So late October 2019, the new girl (I’ll call her Lola) texted me that’s she’s not feeling too well and i asked her to visit the hospital to run a test to know what to treat. She came back with a pregnancy test result proving she’s already 3 weeks pregnant, i was sure it was mine but i didn’t panic as she had a bf and i have my gf we were just for the sex at least that’s what we told each other.

So i asked her to remove the pregnancy, but got the shocker when she said she’s never going to remove the pregnancy that she’s 27 and have no desire to marry me or stay with me but she’s going to have the child. Omo my heart flipped. I begged her for like 3 weeks until she got mad and stopped taking my calls, she even moved away from her apartment. So i texted her and arranged a meeting, we sat down and discussed at length but she was still bent on keeping it, i got furious and told her i am not ready to be part of the child’s life if she’s going through with it as i see no reason why she wants to have my child when she knows we are NEVER going to be together, that was when she said she had already told her family that i am not interested in the child and they support her to keep it and let the child bear their family name. I discussed the matter with two friends a boy and a girl and the asked me to let her have the child first.

One month passed fast forward to early December, Lola called 6 times i was so shocked. I couldn’t take her calls. She texted that she’s ready to terminate the pregnancy since i am wicked and unconcerned she rained all manner of derogatory words but i was only concern with her decision to let go. I called and we agreed to meet the following day, I skipped work that day and met with her and her elder sister and elder sister’s friend. The sister and her friend were so mean but i was unmoved; i don already fuckup and ready to take anything to let it all go away because the knowledge of things will destroy my girlfriend.

So Lola entered my vehicle and we drove out, on our way to the hospital for her to terminate the pregnancy plus treatment she’ll take afterwards and for the damages i have caused her. She’s going to need 150k from me, i was furious and told her i don’t have that kind of money talk less of handing it over to her for something like this (i sure don’t know what i cost but i know it’s not up to 50k). She said if i don’t give her what she want she’s going to have the baby and that i should be thankful that she’s coming up with this that if she had listen to her friends advices she would have moved to my house with all sort of troubles (she was right) but i didn’t give in just yet. I dropped her off and ask her to have the child that am not going to give her the money as i don’t have it (I get the money sha).

So two days passed, she called again and after many arguments we agreed at 100k, made her to sign a NDA not to bother me again and all, I transferred her the 100k that night, she confirmed receipt and promised to go with it the following morning and that was the last I have heard or seen or her since then, until 3 weeks ago when another of her sister called from Canada and was asking if i am Me, that she’s been seeking my contact for a while now that Lola friend had to steal the number Lola’s phone and pass it to her as Lola has been hiding my phone number from the rest of the family and she doesn’t know the arrangement i have had with her but i should know that she’s having the child, she just thought i should know that i have a child somewhere when the baby eventually drops.

Knowing fully well that i am a shitty person to have done something terrible to myself and my girlfriend and all our future plans because of cheap sex, but I’ll be a more terribly bad person to have knowledge of a child somewhere and not be in his/her life. I called Lola but she didn’t take i texted her about her sisters call she called back to know who called and was furious, she ended the call (I guess to call her sister back) and called back again in about 20mins and asked me not to ever call her line again. I replied her text she should tell her family not call me as well. I have dodged to her apartment building a coupe times but she’s not been around for weeks as i was made to believe.

So i bought a ring to engage my girl few weeks ago but had to hold first to see how things play out, i can’t go ahead and marry my girlfriend with this kind of secret untold; that will be wickedness from the pit of hell and i still don’t know how to break it to her, it will destroy her.

I jokingly painted a similar scenery to my girlfriend; her response was: she will not marry me because if she does she will kill me in my sleep. That everybody is expecting us to get married this year, she now have high respect from her family because of me and this kind of thing happens both of us will die. Omo fear catch me.

Fellow Nairalanders, this is my predicament please advice a stupid brother. Insults are welcome as I hope to pick a thing or two from your comments. MODs please push this up biko.

You might need to open up to your girlfriend but just not yet. Or at least, till you get convincing answers to the below questions:

Are you 100% sure Lola is pregnant?

Have you tried gathering intel on her and do a more in-depth investigation?

Was she in a platonic relationship with her boyfriend?

I don't know why you are so sure that she is pregnant and you are responsible but for much I think, she might be seeing you as somewhat comfortable at your age and with potentials so she might want to pull a "marry me or pay damages" trick on you and you are already falling for it.

Forget those friends and family thing arrangement. Even the babe that called from Canada could just be a friend or friend of friend.

If you find out that these were cheap blackmail, then there's no point breaking your GF's heart. Just count it as one of those times you bleeped up and narrowly escaped lifetime damage. Then forgive yourself and love your girlfriend even more.

Las Las, konji na bastard!

ChilamNk:
That of 2017 is not a new story. I graduated from the said school. The couple is said to have had child bearing issues.
But to have impregnated another girl now as alleged is not a good one!

I'm beginning to think this impregnating a girl allegation is false.

While he was in Akanu Ibiam, same rumour filled the whole school.

In 2017, same thing, now again, same story.

In as much as I don't see him as a saint, I know his disciplinary act would make him enemies.

The Otunta I know's got a very thick skin and would shake off these allegations.

I hope the man has the balls to defend these cos Prof is one of the smartest statisticians I've ever met.

2-0
Fulham captain killed the game.

Still available.

peeps4u:
But why can't all powerful God safe her without Leah needing to deny God? Isn't something wrong that God couldn't safe her despite standing for God? Leah trusted God, but God failed her (I had to say this). Leah is not to be blamed. We are all taught to trust in God and never deny him like Daniel and those three Hebrews never denied His desoite being thrown in the Lion den and lake of fire respectively.

I am a practising Christian but this religion is looking like a scam truly.

Just days ago, CAN chairman and UNIMAID student were also murdered by BH for their faith

If you believe in God, you should also believe that He is an all knowing God. His ways are beyond human imagination. It's only natural for us to think as humans and would call the development unfortunate.

...but know ye now, He works in mysterious ways; without mistakes, and perfecting all imperfections. I'm a living witness!

Viking007:
I need to post this on my WhatsApp status. Maybe just maybe those owing me will have little shame and engage me in a conversation.

Those people weh no dey repay loans no dey shame o.

[quote author=wwwkaycom post=86041540]I gave my house documents to my cousin to take a bank loan of 3 million naira but I like to retrieve my documents back because of the way he and his wife have been doing things since October, 2019.

He is involved in sales of agrochemicals. He discussed with me on how profitable the business is but that he didn't really have money to put into it.

The wife lost her job in the bank and had to join him in the business. Being a close cousin and friend of mine, I gave out my house documents to him as collateral and the bank actually came to do some inspection in my house and I signed some documents.

The big issue now is that my cousin have not paid a dime back since August last year when he got the loan and between then and now he has done 3 parties that I'm sure gulped lots of money. The wedding of his younger sister in October, wedding of his brother in law in December and 40th birthday of his wife in January. These were serious lavish parties which I think could be done modestly.

I asked him on Monday about the loan and he said his moratorium will expire in February and there's no cause for alarm. This is different from what he told me before I released my documents, he said he will have gone far in repayment even before the expiration of moratorium. I reminded him about this but he said there is no problem about his ability to pay back since the business is lucrative.

I also discovered that one of our uncles actually borrowed him 2 million naira in 2017 which he hasn't paid back till now, he hasn't paid a dime back, I didn't do due diligence before releasing my documents to him.

Uncle told me yesterday that he would have discouraged me from giving out my documents if I had informed him before the loan was granted. Uncle also told me that he disagreed with him about his clubbing and partying lifestyles as a struggling businessman but that instead of appreciating his concern, he and his wife fought him and boasted his 2 million naira will be paid back before mid 2018 but till today he hasn't paid a dime. Hope I haven't shot myself in the leg with this help which I think I rendered to a friend and family?

The worst part of it is that my wife was not fully in support of my intention to help him then.

Where do I start from good people?

He promised to start paying by January ending, if he fail to do this, is it possible to break that bond and retrieve my documents from the bank? Can I tell him and the bank that I'm no longer interested in guaranteeing the loan? I'm afraid, kindly help.[/quote]You were wrong cos you don't trust people so easily. However, January is ending in 8 days time and it wouldn't hurt to wait till then. But if I can pay back now, why wait till a week's time unless I want to turn the money over within such period of time.

I refused to guarantee for a VERY close relative and friend, closer than even a cousin, when he needed a loan from a financial institution not because he can't pay but I know if things go wrong and the payment delays, they would come for me and that would have dented our relationship. That I never wanted.

Cooking up a fight wouldn't be in your best interest, rather, tactically look for a way to make him pay back. I don't also think you can pull out of the contract legally and get back your documents cos they were neither stolen from you nor signed under duress. I just pray they won't call family meeting because of this loan.

realmofy:
can you give it out for hire purchase. I'm interested. 07064714590

No sir.

Mrshocker:
Ready to buy..... 1.55
Reply ASAP

1.7 let's deal!

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Quite ideal for Uber/Taxify/Ocar; never used in Nigeria.

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Commentor:
What you don't realise is it is racial discrimination and she could be jailed for it.

I don't think it's racism. She was explicit and anyone can understand her reasons; she doesn't want people from a particular race because of the smell of their food and seriously, some Nigerian spices (iru and ogiri) could make you take certain decisions cos u don't want to inconvenience the other tenant(s). She already knows she can't tell you the type of food you would cook as her tenant so she would rather prevent it in the first place. Also, some people are not considerate of others when using such stinking stuff that they leave exposed for a long time.

Even as a Nigerian and a lover of local delicacies, I hate those 2 stuffs I just mentioned.

Livescores:
Black women are the least attractive. (especially Nigerian women )

I really don't think you've seen pretty blacks. Black is beautiful.

APCNig:
It's because he was released, DSS will pick him up again and we shall see how many Flattinos will be ready to die for him.

This is the exact reason we are where we are!

Have you ever locked yourself up in a room for 1 week and see how it feels? Then you will appreciate freedom.

DSS has actually violated the man's human right grossly and trying to lock him up again is simply an act of tyranny.

Safaxano:
My neighbor has an undeveloped plot and I’ve had to kill over 20 of this same type of snakes, cos they keep crawling into my compound.

I decided to take a good pix of the one I killed the other night, maybe someone will help identify if it’s poisonous.

NB. I’ve just paid to clear the plot.

Snake na snake o. Make one joker here no put ur life at risk by telling you it's non venomous.

collins4real247:
I got the same message and I have clicked on the link to open the exam slip sent to me but my passport did not show. Though I used my phone (chrome)

Reload it of a faster network.

cybertron88:
You are looking at it from the wrong perspective. For example this season about 553 goals has been scored. 38 of those goals were pk, about 16 free kicks, 43 headed goals. If u remember ur probability calculation in secondary school probability=required outcome/total outcome. If u do the small maths and convert the probability to odds u LL see that the odds are actually in d favor of goal via shooting. Am a data analyst and have done a lot of simulation with football data on PYTHON and other programs The truth is the odds the bookmakers give for straight win and ov1.5 are not in ur favor. Especially for football. Those odds are not a true reflection of the probability of that option. In summary we need an element of luck in punting but to say straight win and over 1.5 is a better option is totally false. The surest straight win would give u an average of 1.2 odds thats if u are lucky which takes about 5 wins to break even. In goal type method the least is 1.45 I just need two wins to break even. On d long run the goal type market is more profitable than the regular straight wins.

I love your analysis.

The tendency of losing with goal type method (shot) will only increase if you accumulate so many games.

A ticket of 10 games split into 3 tickets has a very high tendency of breaking even. At least 1 ticket would likely come out green if all doesn't come out.

I like being around data analysts. Permit me to ask if you are a statistician?

As if he has the power to grant any.

Collateral damage. Sad enough, civilians are mostly affected!

Reussite:
The End.
Barcelona f*cking lost .
From 2-1 to 2-3 in 6 minutes.
Are you not entertained?

I missed that match live but when I followed commentary up to 2-1 with possession in favour of Barca, I simply hugged my pillow; behold the surprise came.

9PBLIVE:
ATM card to beat barca? Nah.

over 1.5 goals is certain.
BTTS (NO)
Cs: 0-2 or 2-0

I'm thinking Barca might just win that game with one or 2 goals so betting a 2-4 total goals won't be a bad idea.

eTECTIV:
Over 22 ballistic missiles, 5 impact points... Where d remaining missiles hit

Because of this. I guess they were also careful not to hit other countries base, hence, a continuous concentration of the missile at a point; multiple times.

Waterview:
Asisat won with over 20votes without Nigerian vote, what does that tells you?...... She clearly deserves the award.

She lead Barcelona femini to women UCL final although lost to Lyon in the final, she even scored in the final.

She scored once in the women's world cup
She plays for the second best team in the world whilst the rest plays for shitty teams.

I am a fan of Oshoala but if I were voting, I wouldn't have voted her because in as much as I believe in patriotism, I also believe in not being biased.

Oshoala is undoubtedly good but she doesn't put her best when playing for Nigeria. Forget that she scores when it matters but the footballer I watch while playing for her club is different from Oshoala wearing a Nigerian Jersey.

When she plays for Nigeria, she plays as someone who wants to fulfill her obligation and contribute her quota while clubside, you can feel that enthusiasm even when you are not a football fan.

I don't know about the politics in the dressing room but for all her countrymen to back off, then something is definitely not completely right.

Compare her to the way the likes of Ahmed Musa, Francis Ordega, Wilfred Ndidi, Samuel Chukwueze play for both club and country. Even in some bad days, you would feel the enthusiasm and the 'we must put in our best' spirit.