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Irelexicon:
This is the snake I killed in my room this morning, 5am, and another with the same colour and size at 11;58pm, what could exactly be the problem.

Is this attach to spiritual meaning, advice needed cos am packing out soon of the disgusting house.

The mother is somewhere close. You simply killed 2 sisters.

skultrick:
Hello fam! I've some funds in my webmoney account, and I want to sell to a trusted buyer.

I want to hear from those who have done business with any of the available e-exchange companies in Nigeria, please help me with names of a trusted company.

Thank you.

Truexgold and Naira4dollar.

I don't know if they still do WMZ cos that Russian E-currency get skoin skoin.
If they don't, try instantgoldnigeria.

At least, I've used these 3 but u need to call their customer care to re-confirm before u send.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Lolz.... Smooth breakup tactics so you wouldn't seem like d villian... You don't deserve me, you deserve better

We done use this line wella that year.

Baddest Babe

Good day house.

I meet my girlfriend recently in school, she's an undergraduate student while I'm a post graduate student.

She is a very beautiful girl and well endowed. For the few months we've dated she's one of a kind. She has a good heart, buys me stuffs even though I'm not poor, cleans my house and relates well with my sister to mention a few.

However she told me about her ex, she loved him and supported him financially because he was a student and broke.

We have been going smooth until this night she decided to tell me her past without me asking. She said I am too special but I have to know who she truly is.

She started by saying she's had two abortions for her ex, that she slept with many guys for money which she eventually spent on her ex. I was dumbfounded and I'm in a dilemma now. She just said I should forgive her that I don't deserve her.

I don't know how to tackle this majorly because she confessed without me asking and she did all these before I meet her.

Compare the emboldened.

A girl could love you so dearly that she would open up her filthy past to prove how you've melted her heart.

Another girl could play games with you by working on your intelligence and make it seem like she holds u in high esteem by revealing her past, meanwhile, she simply does not want you to hear that from someone else. Always spot the difference with your analytical skills.

The first example I gave happened to a very close pal but the difference here is that the babe told her truthfully that both of them can't live as husbands and wife even when the guy has forgiven her because she felt she would live with the guilt forever knowing the man she truly loves really does not deserve her; owing to her past life.

Funny enough, they are friends (just friends) till date (Though thousands of miles apart) and guess what, both are still single.

They must have been doing this and getting away with it. This time, the temperature may have gone too low and the transit time, longer than expected; most probably. Quite pathetic!

jeff1607:
bro you need to give your life to christ

Same way u need to read Exodus 20:7 Doc. I forgot to tell u I don't need the keyboard. Beep ur last via PM.

jeff1607:
iPad 1 32gb (1st Gen) includes a casing which doubles as a keyboard also. Can serve as learning tool for kids with ryhmes and riddles plus games, family digital photo album . Battery lasts 2days non stop on music (6300 mAh) ,movies
for travellers and kids
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5k?

VillageHead:
Na for inside the dream.

It's actually owned by Jim Iyke.

Lagos can consume!

andrew444:
This car doesn’t look like a 25 million car ,very ugly car ,I won’t patronize innoson motors all in the name of patronizing a Nigerian brand

Even mercy go just laugh the motor small ,but she no get choice as her life don change

I don't think G-Wagon is that cute, yet commands a lot of respect. Innoson has some range of nicely moulded salon cars tho.

subtlemee:
It's surprising how a guy can't take just one cheating mistake but we girls carry this burden on her head effortlessly like nothing forgiving every minute especially married women married to cheaters ....forgive her this once which I know it won't be easy and it will bring trust issues but for how long will you continue running away? Very faithful girls aren't many except you are stingingly rich

The perception is wrong! I have seen very f8ful ones leaving with some broke niggas.

As a matter of fact, wives of the stinkingly rich cheat more...

Mensah007:
I had to open another account to post this.
Me and my gf graduated from the school and are currently serving. I'm serving in Lagos while she is in abuja. She was actually redeployed from a far north state to abuja with money by her parents.
We re both in our mid 20s, We love each other so much and would like to marry asap if money comes. After we graduated from Uniben, she persuaded me to go over with her to abuja and search for greener pasture, i made frantic calls in attempts to secure a place to squat over there but to no avail, I had no relatives there and d few friends I have there aren't that close. I later had to go over to Lagos to hustle because i have a few relatives there. Even while i was in Lagos she was still insisting i come over to abuja, reasons that abuja is a more lucrative city. I truly agree to that fact but i seriously have nobody to squat with and I have nobody at all in abuja, not even been to abuja before.
At a time she managed to convince one of her mum's sales boys to take me in in his room but the guy disappointed at the last minute so I had to stay back.

Nysc came, I'm serving in Lagos, she was posted to Kebbi and later redeployed to Abuja. While in camp too, I tried redeploying to abuja on health grounds but I was redeployed bk to Edo state so i had to cancel the application and stay bk. She has been hampering that i redeploy to Abuja but i don't have the 50k fee to pay.

I'm now in Lagos serving in a school, during the holidays i always go out to look for a good job or a good hustle to do. I wasted transport fares and stress attending interviews daily and meeting people but nothing came out yet. Though i did one gig BA job and im yet to get paid. She is still insisting im lazy nd wasting away in Lagos nd i should come over to Abuja. I would like to add that I saw myself thru school with supports from my parents so I'm not lazy. One regret I have is that the hustles i did in uniben are not long term and can't be moved to Lagos. My plan is to find a good job or good hustle and ghost nysc . Im also looking forward to saving to buy a good laptop and starting online business because i have learnt a lot on Nairaland although saving 80k from 19,800 salary might take time.

I have managed to secure a room in a flat where im staying currently, I have resigned myself to be teaching in my ppa for the meantime and still be looking out . She recently became more persistent about the abuja move and gave me few days to come over or forget about her. She initially proposed to pay 50k for d relocation lobbying but relocation for my batch isn't possible until October ending. She however insist i must be in abuja this Saturday.
I have been thinking about this all week, i don't know anybody in abuja, I don't have accommodation there, how do i do my clearance in Lagos if I move, I don't even have money so I will live off her benevolence till I find something doing. Had it been i have a sure hustle/job to take up in abuja, i can make the sacrifice and leave my apartment in Lagos here. I'm just confused.
I need advice please

See condition o, and you are there considering it.

You better be a man or she will tell you one day not to call any of your friends and relatives without her approval.

Wait o, has she gotten a good job for you in Abuja?

Khd95:
science of stupid

but waait oo...shey be pythons are constrictors not bitters

They kill their prey by constriction and swallow whole, but that doesn't mean they can't bite with their fangs. It's just that their bites are potentially non-venomous but don't take away the fact that it will be painful which is the essence of the research I guess.

AbelAbdul:
Hello house. Some of you might be familiar with this username. I'm the guy who was on this platform months ago asking which of the cars to buy and start a transport business b/w toyota and honda.

Thanks to moderator who moved the topic to fp and i got the answer i needed.

I bought a vehicle 'bus 18seater' and kicked off the business. The business has been filled with pains and joy but i always keep my head up.

Two days ago the car failed break so i parked it by the road hoping to return the next day with a mechanic since it was night. Coming the next day, electric pole and fence fell on the bus and damaged it beyond repairs.

The cause of the accident is as a result of the gutter a construction company dug.

Should i sue d company? What should i do. Am confused and depressed. 60% of the money i used in buying the bus was a loan. I haven't paid it.

Pls lawyers in nl advice me.

Please do not commit suicide, that's usually not the best option.

You might also not win the case in a court because a construction site is usually not for public use until they are done and the site commissioned.

Your best bet is to look at the terms of your insurance and see if it favours you or probably use the insurance firm to negotiate with the construction company to get the most you can, otherwise, learn to move on even though it's difficult.

areee:
Dear op, I think the girl is right about you. You are not man enough certainly.

What's your brand of beer please? And if u don't do the green bottle thing, I can drink one on your behalf.

Even if I had paid the bride price, I won't ask for refund, rather, spend the same amount of money and get a cute female dog and assume the bride price was for a female dog that I never wanted and had to give it out.

What an insult to your man. No matter how dissatisfying he might be, for the fact that you welcomed him, treat him as your king, same way I will treat my wife to be as my queen; every other babe was for experience.

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Without knowing the owner, I think he is somewhat honest; and used the car with utmost care/maintenance. It's a fair deal.

We are talking of 240k here sand even if you end up spending 200k on minor fixes, it's still a win win for you.

princecemo:
Decub you are very correct, i never wanted to reply him buh just for clarity sake.
I sold the laptop to him in good condition if u check my sales I usually make sure i state problems of any items i am selling i.e the explorer i sold with faulty hdmi port,the fridge i sold with d fridge compartment not working.

If i had issues with that laptop i wudav stated it. We where together for about an hour with d laptop working, he even opened it and checked the hdd. I gave him 2gb of ram which he installed and everything was working well. Even gave him a charger i never wanted to sell with, yes he was a nice guy got lumch for me so i had to let go d charger. I even drove all the way to ikotun to give him d laptop and he followed me when i was going back home buh he stopped around my house. If i sold a bad laptop to him i will never had allowed him follow me take note.

He messaged me teo days afterthat the charger blew (not my fault) messages me third day that he got a new charger after few hours messages me that the screen is flickering and finally the fourth day or so that the laptop wont come up.

After all dis he now asked me if i would refund him his money(abeg how do u expect me to refund him)

This morning he sent me a message with swear words see below for screenshot.

I am not supposed to reply him buh i felt i shud reply decub so i wont look like a scam. I av bin on nairalist before Nairaland since 2010 and av got 100% good reputation. I wont comment on dis again

Well, what more can I say. Perhaps the laptop wasn't meant for him. It happens tho, had given out a Moto G4 to a colleague cos it was given me issues, only to discover the issue stopped when he started using it.

jeff1607:
this PC was sold to me with a fault and you say you know nothing concerning it, the VGa was faulty even if it's fixed it takes days before the fault raises it's ugly head again , despite being assured nothing of such will happen before I paid, I tested the PC with you and thought nothing was wrong not knowing there was an issue with it till 2nd day cos the charger got bad and had to look for another charger to buy which made it take long to get, now I see why I wasn't given the ac cord.
hdmi is faulty, no Bluetooth , neither does the battery stay long.

this is a msg to anyone buying stuff to be wary of buying such items , and know that when any issue arise nothing will be done to remedy or soothe you.

I have learnt my lesson tho the hard way but this post should serve as a reminder to anyone who goes ahead with such persons, I don't do the same to anyone so I didn't expect anyone to do the same to me. if he wants to explain how it went down

This is my problem with people. It doesn't hurt to explain a fault to someone before he/she purchases. The much that would happen is for the person not to buy but you are sure your integrity is upheld. Some call it marketing strategy but that's pure deceit which will only hurt the seller in a long run.

I once met someone who explained how an item I intend purchasing works. I purchased the item from him anyway, tipped him for the lecture, on my way home, I offered someone who sought same information such explanation, referred him to the seller and he purchased the same item I did, the following day I referred a friend who needed same thing and he purchased same item.

Till date, I know his office and makes him my first point of call for similar items. Integrity opens various doors while deceit opens one door and shuts the rest.

1kBabyShoesNG:
ABULEGBA

1. BRUHM Fridge 90ltrs - 35k
2. OX Standing Fan - 10k
3. 2 Armchairs - 40k
4. Samsung Giga Sound System MX-JS5000 - 40k
5. Woman Mannequin - 10k
6. Girl Mannequin - 6k

Ready buyers should contact me pls.

Ur contact @ that sound system.

Up for grab:

2KVA Polystar Stabilizer: N5,000 (Issue: the AVR function is no longer there which is what I desire of a stabilizer. It now works like a step-up transformer only, ideal for voltage step-up in places where voltage is usually low).

1.5KVA Bluegate UPS: N12,000 (Issue: makes some sound intermittently because one of the batteries is healthier than the other. This will be solved by replacing the old battery if desired. It doesn't stop it from performing its function)

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cellatreffen:
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1. 4 SEAT DINING TABLE – N10,000
2. READING TABLE – N5,000
3. 2 SLICE BREAD TOASTER – N1,000
4. LG MICROWAVE – N15,000
5. NEW TABLE TOP SINGLE GAS BURNER – N3,000
6. NEW ROYAL GAS COOKER WITH OVEN – N45,000
7. LUMINOUS 1.5KVA INVERTER WITH 2NO/200 AMPS BATTERIES – N80,000
8. THERMOCOOL DOUBLE DOOR FRIDGE – N10,000
9. NEW 15.6” DELL INSPIRON 15 3000 SERIES -500GB HDD -4GB RAM LAPTOP – N100,000
10. CWAY DISPENSER WITH 2 BOTTLES – N4,000
11. COLLAPSIBLE 2 SEATER SOFA - N25,000
12. BRAND NEW AMERICAN STYLE ANTIQUE, SINGLE SEATER SOFA – N40,000
13. NEW 6 X 4.5 BED AND MATTRESS – N50,000
14. 4.5 X 6 MOUKA MATTRESS- N10,000
15. 4 X 6 VITAFOAM MATTRESS – N5,000
16. IRONING BOARD PLUS PRESSING IRON – N3,000
17. CENTURY AUTOMATIC VOLTAGE STABILIZER 3KVA – N15,000
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Can u post pictures of items 1,3,8,10. Interested!

The way broke niggas will adopt this form of wedding will wow a lot of people.
What a welcome development, at least some will now think of marriage without the financial pressure; wedding is wedding.

eddyghali:
It has been stopped oga. calm down

Not stopped, I'm currently using it.

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5000GB! Abi 500...Your line isn't connecting.

omotolsy:
I have 150 pieces of Dell Latitude E7240 Ultrabook.

12 inches

core i5 4th generation

8gb ram

128gb ssd

with chargers.

TLC for each is 70,300k

Location please?

Enchantaurl:
She took loan from Bank of 1million and invested in the business , he bought a bus with it and the bus has just his name.
She kept borrowing and ended up borrowing 5m from the bank for this business and whenever they make profit he takes it all and gives her crumbs, things were so hard for us and she kept saying he loves her whilst complaining to us.

She took 2m from a contribution, gave it to him again and it sinked. Lapo and accion bank too she's owing them.

As if that wasn't enough he tried to break my family by calling my elder sister a witch and my mum supported him, my family almost divided.

Note: I didn't know of all this debts until recently a pastor saw her on the road she was walking like some one that was suicidal according to him, and he asked her what the problem was and she narrated things, he called for a meeting with the man and everything was revealed.


The banker who helped with the loan was in the meeting and when they asked my mum how she wanted the debt to be paid she said she was going to pay all that he should just give her the bus. The pastor said she was charmed but I don't believe she was, I feel like she was too desperate for love. This guy even beats her but she denies it, he talks to her anyhow.



I'm happy she's left him but right now to eat is a problem, the money I saved before entering school 60k I gave it to her and there's no hope of getting it back. He's destroyed everything. We've relocated to the village and I feel depressed and I've developed a hatred for men as I've never had a good male figure in my life, they are all assholes (my latedad inclusive).

I believe women should deal with men without their emotions. Be mean to them and they will adore you. After reading why men love bitches I realized a lot of things.

I see no Jazz. She was just desperate and the man understood, hence, took advantage of that.

Your assumption that all men seem to be the same is practically wrong. There are still good ones out there. Besides, women also have bad eggs among them cos when the Holy Book said "the heart of men is desperately evil", it wasn't referring to only men.

DateMynd44:
honestly polytechnic graduates should be banned from going for NYSC.
I don't like the issue of merging them with we bsc holders and when these polytechnic graduates go for service and in their NYSC outfit they'll be claiming and posing as bsc holders

B.Sc isn't better off. You can confirm from your Engineering folks already in the labour market.

Hallenjay:
microwave 20 ltr or above
Universal Modem
Baby wears n shoes
Drop ur price wit pic.. South south/east states only.

How much is your universal modem?

Deathisfree:
I Live in an apartment, just me and my landlord . I noticed strange things when I travel,I don’t meet things the way I left them when I’m back

It’s a modern door so padlocks can’t be used ,no intruder can come in because it’s well fenced and gated.
I’m 100% sure he has my spare keys,I can’t be saying how I found out he has my keys cox he might be reading this as well.

Please what do I do. I feel my privacy is being tampered it.

It's simple, change the key lock cylinder. It should be less than N1000. If na Buono door, call them to come and replace the cylinder for you.

NaijaCelebrity:
if it was one Yoruba guy begging, they will be shouting Afonja any how.


Now that it is Igbo, they are saying he is hustling

You are right, but to some extent.

Have you thought of the artiste's hashtag?

He decided to shoot his shot based on what @Offset posted 'askoffset' and if not for the begging emoji he added, I would have assumed he was joking.