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pocohantas:
Where will I see boyfriend that would get me job in Chevron, Shell, Total, Haliburton or Schlumberger?


You did well. The girl try accept the job sha. As you done tell the whole NL say you get am job, naso you go take dey tell everybody offline kwa. You have to love humans

You actually don't believe you can land yourself that job; all by yourself. #Believeinyourself #wishescometrue.

Amuatulu:
First suspect "Owner of the car"

I don't think so.

Unless the car has a tracker monitored by the owner, he wouldn't at any point in time, know where the driver is. I know of a diligent taxify operator who doesn't see the owner for 2-3 months. He deposits the agreed sum as and when due.

It could be a case of robbery where the driver tried to resist. What a wicked world we live in!

Mblem:
I just placed order for this Djack sound system
Have u use the product before??
If yes how is it like?

Hope I can connect it with dvd player??

Depending on the one you ordered for. I learnt you can; in almost all their products tho.

DJack is good. After reading people's review online, I decided to go to their showroom and check out myself before ordering and I think, if you are worried about filtered sound @ high volume, then go for the 5.1ch up. The least in this series should be their DJ3030 but if you are on a low budget, then 403 is good (it's a 3.1ch but still good).

Mutemenot:
Whether good or bad, we like Airpeace. The only serious indigenous airline. If our politicians steals and invest wisely here, we won't be at this poor state .... so let us leave Airpeace alone

Word!

Adequate459:
Who has home theatre to sell,pls

Budget 15k

That your budget would get you a brand new Djack 403 sound system; unless you also want a dvd Player.

specter:
Give directions bro. Dem dey sell gym equipment there too?

Yes they do. Depends on where u are coming from. From Oshodi, board a bus going to Mile 2 and tell the driver/conductor you will stop at Odolowu.

Do you expect him to admit he would coach T'Ham (or any other club) when he was already Chelsea's Manager as at then?
And you even tagged Spurs official handle!

fayo6059:
My Pretty curvy next door neighbour's wife is doing everything possible to have me.

It all started with normal greetings like good morning,good evening and how was your day when I rent the apartment, furnished and make it look nice.
It was a mini flat.
Then from their it progress to cooking food and bringing it to me that I did not ask for.
Though I rejected them initially but after her persistence I start eating them at least it will save me some money and time in preparing a dish.

From their it develop to her giving me lift in her car to work.

Despite all these I did not decipher that she is after my John Thomas until the day she made it clear to me on my way to work last week Tuesday that she is attracted to me and wants me badly,a married woman for that matter.

Since that day I stop accepting her kindness which did not deter her as she texted me that I can't resist her and she will do all in her power to have me.

I am In my late twenties while she is in her early thirties.

The pressure and the temptation to bang her is weighing me but she is already married.

So should I dig this woman and move on or I should tell her husband by showing him the text to avoid blackmail if her plans fail.

What is the best option.

Lalasticlala

You can actually avoid someone if you want.

If I don't share the facilities in the building with you, then I can avoid you in to to.

You've not made up ur mind to avoid her, that's why you are still nursing the feeling...it leads to destruction for she is married!

Oyinlomobambam:
We decided to visit my friend site as to do the normal inspection, and see this monitoring lizard or what you call it doing yanga around.

We sha treat her fuckup and the rest is story

It was turned to soup, but I dare not taste it. Just that my friends claimed it's very delicious.

Who don taste this before? Is it sweet for real?

We do certain things for fun and don't care about the consequences. What if this one has one deadly disease/toxin! It's not even big to make a meal.

odimbannamdi:
How do we reach you. I sent you a PM though.

PM rcvd. Let's hook-up as scheduled. Rgdz.

odimbannamdi:
Hello Decub.

Thanks for stopping by.

We can deliver just one piece. Where is your location?

Adeniyi Jones, Ikeja.

What if I need just 1

orion7:
if Buhari mistake die eh, wati Osinbajo go do this kyari eh, gej vs ibori go be like joke

Walai, and that Abba of a guy forget say death fit catch anybody anytime.

siegfried99:
What's the condition of the screen?

What is your location?

SOLD!

osahon1:
ur location plss

SOLD!

[s]This could be yours if you can deal with it.

Firstly, no thanks to my rough usage cos I basically use it on site so I never cared about how appealing it is to the eye after it fell off from a table and the casing paid the price.

It's actually an HP Pavilion DM4 Core i5 14" 4GB/500GB with fingerprint sensor. Handles AutoCAD 2016, Bluestack and corel X8 simultaneously.

Stopped using it for sometime since I got other options. Turned it on earlier in the week and the picture (attached) showed up. Called my IT guy and he said I might need to format the HDD or get a new one. I don't want to take the route of spending some dough on what I use less often.

Thought someone might be willing to deal with the few expenditure on it and still bring it to use.

Willing to let go for 15k.

I repeat, the beauty is no longer there but learnt laptop cover and sticker could re-ignite it. [/s]
SOLD

solmusdesigns:



mumu talk


Newspaper capitalising on foolishness of some dunce readers who love to hear bad news, the news is always from a nameless source privvy to asorock facts..


Analysis of what happened

*Osinbajo Initiated Social Investment Program SIP when Buhari was in London and he was an Acting President
*Since SIP was a tasking job and has no Ministry or Agency with full office staff and workforce, Osinbajo apointed 130 Presidential Aides to run SIP with him
*80 of this aides are not on Government Payroll but funded from various donor agencies
*In 2019, President Buhari made a speech thanking and appreciating Prof Osinbajo in creating the succesfull SIP even when he Buhari was skeptical about its succes and when oppositions where calling it vote buying
*Buhari decided to make the SIP an agency under the new Ministry of Humanitarian Affiars with full staffs and nationwide workforce
*After relocating SIP, about 35 Aides became redundant in AsoRock and draw salaries monthly hence thier sack.. with atleast 300% annual salary as serverance package among other pecks

I like your analysis but you should understand that such captivating headlines and stories narrated to suit the caption is what makes it interesting to readers, hence, marketability.

To your analysis; let's pause and think (though I don't know the rationale behind the SIP staff recruitment)
SIP was tasking, hence, the numerous aides. Is it that SIP, now an agency under a new ministry currently do not have as much task as it had?

What's the rules of engagement of these aides? Where they meant to be contract staff whose contract should be terminated after a specified period of time?

In as much as I don't support redundant staff in government, it is the duty of any administration to create jobs for its teaming population. They were absorbed to do a job, then create jobs for them rather than push them back to the already saturated labour market. The ministry/agency wasn't scrapped so there are still things to be done unless they've been redundant from day one.

You see, you don't need to call a short man short, simply hang his bag where he would need a stool to get it. The fact that it happened within this period signals a lot of things which wouldn't be wrong for one to attach sentiments to it.

Donald3d:
How much

12k

Donald3d:
2500 ?
Your location ?
Working condition ?

I have one that I want to sell. Reason for sale is that voltage in my area is low so I would need a stabilizer to put it to optimal use and I already have a 1KVA stabilizer which is not ideal for a 1.5KVA UPS. If I can get a new 650VA, I can swap with my 1.5KVA. Battery condition is good cos it still does up to 30mins at 50% load. Location is Igando/Ikotun.

Irelexicon:
This is the snake I killed in my room this morning, 5am, and another with the same colour and size at 11;58pm, what could exactly be the problem.

Is this attach to spiritual meaning, advice needed cos am packing out soon of the disgusting house.

The mother is somewhere close. You simply killed 2 sisters.

skultrick:
Hello fam! I've some funds in my webmoney account, and I want to sell to a trusted buyer.

I want to hear from those who have done business with any of the available e-exchange companies in Nigeria, please help me with names of a trusted company.

Thank you.

Truexgold and Naira4dollar.

I don't know if they still do WMZ cos that Russian E-currency get skoin skoin.
If they don't, try instantgoldnigeria.

At least, I've used these 3 but u need to call their customer care to re-confirm before u send.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Lolz.... Smooth breakup tactics so you wouldn't seem like d villian... You don't deserve me, you deserve better

We done use this line wella that year.

Baddest Babe

Good day house.

I meet my girlfriend recently in school, she's an undergraduate student while I'm a post graduate student.

She is a very beautiful girl and well endowed. For the few months we've dated she's one of a kind. She has a good heart, buys me stuffs even though I'm not poor, cleans my house and relates well with my sister to mention a few.

However she told me about her ex, she loved him and supported him financially because he was a student and broke.

We have been going smooth until this night she decided to tell me her past without me asking. She said I am too special but I have to know who she truly is.

She started by saying she's had two abortions for her ex, that she slept with many guys for money which she eventually spent on her ex. I was dumbfounded and I'm in a dilemma now. She just said I should forgive her that I don't deserve her.

I don't know how to tackle this majorly because she confessed without me asking and she did all these before I meet her.

Compare the emboldened.

A girl could love you so dearly that she would open up her filthy past to prove how you've melted her heart.

Another girl could play games with you by working on your intelligence and make it seem like she holds u in high esteem by revealing her past, meanwhile, she simply does not want you to hear that from someone else. Always spot the difference with your analytical skills.

The first example I gave happened to a very close pal but the difference here is that the babe told her truthfully that both of them can't live as husbands and wife even when the guy has forgiven her because she felt she would live with the guilt forever knowing the man she truly loves really does not deserve her; owing to her past life.

Funny enough, they are friends (just friends) till date (Though thousands of miles apart) and guess what, both are still single.

They must have been doing this and getting away with it. This time, the temperature may have gone too low and the transit time, longer than expected; most probably. Quite pathetic!

jeff1607:
bro you need to give your life to christ

Same way u need to read Exodus 20:7 Doc. I forgot to tell u I don't need the keyboard. Beep ur last via PM.

jeff1607:
iPad 1 32gb (1st Gen) includes a casing which doubles as a keyboard also. Can serve as learning tool for kids with ryhmes and riddles plus games, family digital photo album . Battery lasts 2days non stop on music (6300 mAh) ,movies
for travellers and kids
#9500 Lagos, 08037,6868,37

5k?

VillageHead:
Na for inside the dream.

It's actually owned by Jim Iyke.

Lagos can consume!

andrew444:
This car doesn’t look like a 25 million car ,very ugly car ,I won’t patronize innoson motors all in the name of patronizing a Nigerian brand

Even mercy go just laugh the motor small ,but she no get choice as her life don change

I don't think G-Wagon is that cute, yet commands a lot of respect. Innoson has some range of nicely moulded salon cars tho.

subtlemee:
It's surprising how a guy can't take just one cheating mistake but we girls carry this burden on her head effortlessly like nothing forgiving every minute especially married women married to cheaters ....forgive her this once which I know it won't be easy and it will bring trust issues but for how long will you continue running away? Very faithful girls aren't many except you are stingingly rich

The perception is wrong! I have seen very f8ful ones leaving with some broke niggas.

As a matter of fact, wives of the stinkingly rich cheat more...

Mensah007:
I had to open another account to post this.
Me and my gf graduated from the school and are currently serving. I'm serving in Lagos while she is in abuja. She was actually redeployed from a far north state to abuja with money by her parents.
We re both in our mid 20s, We love each other so much and would like to marry asap if money comes. After we graduated from Uniben, she persuaded me to go over with her to abuja and search for greener pasture, i made frantic calls in attempts to secure a place to squat over there but to no avail, I had no relatives there and d few friends I have there aren't that close. I later had to go over to Lagos to hustle because i have a few relatives there. Even while i was in Lagos she was still insisting i come over to abuja, reasons that abuja is a more lucrative city. I truly agree to that fact but i seriously have nobody to squat with and I have nobody at all in abuja, not even been to abuja before.
At a time she managed to convince one of her mum's sales boys to take me in in his room but the guy disappointed at the last minute so I had to stay back.

Nysc came, I'm serving in Lagos, she was posted to Kebbi and later redeployed to Abuja. While in camp too, I tried redeploying to abuja on health grounds but I was redeployed bk to Edo state so i had to cancel the application and stay bk. She has been hampering that i redeploy to Abuja but i don't have the 50k fee to pay.

I'm now in Lagos serving in a school, during the holidays i always go out to look for a good job or a good hustle to do. I wasted transport fares and stress attending interviews daily and meeting people but nothing came out yet. Though i did one gig BA job and im yet to get paid. She is still insisting im lazy nd wasting away in Lagos nd i should come over to Abuja. I would like to add that I saw myself thru school with supports from my parents so I'm not lazy. One regret I have is that the hustles i did in uniben are not long term and can't be moved to Lagos. My plan is to find a good job or good hustle and ghost nysc . Im also looking forward to saving to buy a good laptop and starting online business because i have learnt a lot on Nairaland although saving 80k from 19,800 salary might take time.

I have managed to secure a room in a flat where im staying currently, I have resigned myself to be teaching in my ppa for the meantime and still be looking out . She recently became more persistent about the abuja move and gave me few days to come over or forget about her. She initially proposed to pay 50k for d relocation lobbying but relocation for my batch isn't possible until October ending. She however insist i must be in abuja this Saturday.
I have been thinking about this all week, i don't know anybody in abuja, I don't have accommodation there, how do i do my clearance in Lagos if I move, I don't even have money so I will live off her benevolence till I find something doing. Had it been i have a sure hustle/job to take up in abuja, i can make the sacrifice and leave my apartment in Lagos here. I'm just confused.
I need advice please

See condition o, and you are there considering it.

You better be a man or she will tell you one day not to call any of your friends and relatives without her approval.

Wait o, has she gotten a good job for you in Abuja?

Khd95:
science of stupid

but waait oo...shey be pythons are constrictors not bitters

They kill their prey by constriction and swallow whole, but that doesn't mean they can't bite with their fangs. It's just that their bites are potentially non-venomous but don't take away the fact that it will be painful which is the essence of the research I guess.