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[quote author=blogger1.0]she has a nice fairly pointed jaw with beautiful cheeks(thats a plus) but her forehead is kinda larger than the rest of her face(thats a minus), there's nothing sexy or special about her eyes(thats a minus). And the nose.....(definately a big minus).
In other words, the girl is not fine enuf to be on our frnt page. BTW, who the hell is she? Mukina2 or Seun(no offence, you really look like a girl) or who?[/quote]Bros u nor try at all o.if after all of dis minuses u listed,she still looks out of dis world beautiful.the problem must be with d screen of ur fone or pc.and did u just say there is nothing sexy about her?I apologize to everybody on ur behalf,it was a slip of fingers while typing.

We ourselves are terrorists,yet we blame boko haram.if we can't collectively see dis as a disgrace to d whole of Nigeria instead of tribe.then,we are no better than boko haram pple.at least they are open with their struggle(not in any way in support of BH by the way).I bliv 99% oof us here are supposed to be educated.I didn't expect to see something like that here.Whoever it was that started the tribalist comment should just apologize and not let it repeat itself.we are one.shame on those ugly naija youth wey dey form "oi" n akata all d time. Dey are draggin our name dat is filled with dirt already,into d mud.

[quote author=Musiwa,,]How true is his age 24. Most Nigerian who graduate from universities by the time they finish and go for national service are above 24, mostly if he claim he is 24 years. because nigeria school required age 6 to start. but some parent dont allow their children to wait. and put them in other school. may be that is what happen, but 6 + 12 in high school is 18 . Plus 5 years in the university. Is 23 years. Plus 1 year national service is 24.

80% of nigeria universities graudate do not enter into the universities on the first try because 1.5 million take the exam. only few get in. 2 in 10.

So 80% normally have extra year. The average age of nigeria graduate from university is 26 years. for medicine is 28 years. becoming a doctor in Nigeria is 7 years or 8 if you include service. And becoming an engineer is 5 or 6 if you include service.[/quote]Wrong stat.finished high sch at age 15,waited 2yrs b4 I gained admission.finished @ age 22(fg n ASUU wahala).finished service at 23.my yunga sis is still 20 n she is serving already.maybe u shld relocate n meet pple with fast education.thumbs up to d aboki bro by the way.something positive from the north.I like

Fxwarrior: Instead of deliberating on National and Global issues that affect our lives.Op is talking about having a crush on one's teacher.Don't worry,one day you will wake up to find you don't have food,shelter,job and that Boko Haram is about to attack your State.Then having a crush on your teacher will be the least of your worries.

Ogbeni....go and sleep joor.how do u think ur own opinion or ideas will be useful in tackling this problems.if u want ur opinion to be heard,go and climb Nepa pole(like d man in abuja who claimed atiku owe him money) or mobile network mast for attention.when dem beg u to com down finish,u go dey follow dem talk boko haram n co.how is a lil fun too much for one to have.exit joor

Miss ojo was my classteacher in S.S.1-3.tall,fair,sexy n I loved her all 3ru those years.I was d assistant class captain,so,I always had access to her office.I always wrote names of noise makers even when dere wasn't noise in d class.all because I had to see her.I intentionally enrolled myself for private lessons with her(cos I always imagined she'd pounce on me if we had privacy to ourselves).I remember d day she admired a man in my presence cos he was gap-toothed.d look on my face wlda killed d man if it had bullets.luckily for me(I thot),I am gap-toothed too.since dat day I became a smiling machine,thinking she'd notice d gap n fall in love with me.anyways it never happened.saw her 2yrs ago n my heart still pounded d way it used to.I wish she at least gave me a kiss then.

Salute to all Ferrari,Bugatti,Cadillac,Bentley,Aston Martin.e.t.c owners(and those who own dem in their minds).As for me,I own a lot of beautiful cars.but I will mention d ones I use d most.2 pairs of chuck taylor Converse all stars(black and blue).

I still am not sure how true dis is buh I thot to share with you peeps.
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The latest on the rift between two former Mohits label owners, Don Jazzy and D’Banj is the shocking revelations from a purported leaked e-mail.

According to the e-mail, D’Banj claims he is more generous than Don Jazzy.

A copy of the e-mail (sent on March 17), which first exclusively got to a reporter with Punch newspaper, but was also later made available to DailyPost is reproduced below;

Don Jazzy’s E-Mail To D’Banj

That Mohits Records does not already own 100 per cent of the songs. Note that Mohits Records only owns 60 per cent of the songs and 40 per cent belongs to the individual artiste.

So, 40 per cent of the songs is not mine to give. That me [I am] giving him (D’banj) my share of the catalogue does not and will never include him having the right to stop them (the artistes) from performing the songs or give him the right to claim any monies for live performances of these songs.

And any loans or debt owed by Mohits Records as at today will be cleared by Mr D’banj as I am clearly not aware of any.

So, songs like Wande Coal’s Go Low and Been Long You Saw Me are not part of this catalogue he is receiving. Also, an artiste like D’Prince, not only has he not released any album, he has not signed any contract whatsoever with Mohits Records.

That he has no right to claim any monies for deals that have been brokered already as at today with the catalogues or stop their usage. It is important to note that any unreleased songs done by any artiste (including D’banj and K Switch) MUST NOT be released and is not part of the catalogue I am giving away.

With these few points, I do hope that you all realise that I have been generous enough to facilitate the end of the “D’banj & Don Jazzy” era as a team.

After this new deal has been signed and sealed, I do NOT look forward to seeing an email whatsoever or hearing from the DKM (D’banj, K-Switch, Mohits) crew, and all is well again.


D’Banj’s Reply To Don Jazzy

In case he (Don Jazzy) forgot, this is the arrangement! 50/50—–song writer/
production, which means for a song X for artiste Y, 75 per cent as per production is fully owned by Mohits and writing is shared 25/25 with the individual artiste co- writing.

So, that’s the deal! So him saying 40 percent is not his to give away is more like 75 percent for me and 25 percent for each artiste.

What do you mean by any bills or loans would be cleared by Mr. D’banj? That will never happen because when I ran the company, I ran it perfectly and well. So, if I give him my shares he is left with 100 per cent liability.

My catalogue is everything that has been done with the Mohits system and under the normal agreement we have, that means everything I have recorded or that has been recorded whether new or old, or even classic, whether beat with concept or even idea without beats, anything we did as a team and sponsored by me throughout, then, it is mine. Including K-Switch clause and all mine and even Wande’s singles and all till the date of signing even today.

And now, [I] wanna clear the air on this Samsung deal! I would expect by now that you understand that me keeping quiet is being GENEROUS because this is a deal structured under Mohits Records, [and it is] the first deal and income you would ever bring into the company in eight years.

We shared the first 150k (One hundred and fifty thousand dollars) the right way, 1/3 down and that was cool. But after you collected another 130k and did not say anything [that] is and could be described as theft! I only refused to contact them (Samsung) directly because of your reputation.

But please don’t call me a fool and let’s know who is generous!” Please, please, will he (Don Jazzy) return the Bentley because I bought it for him and it was N5.2m more than mine?

And Prince that he claims has no signed contract but is actively involved and signed via engagement– I win his catalogue too – all recorded whether released now or not!

This is because no one questioned me when I bought D’Prince N11m naira car (LR3/Range) without releasing any album just to boost the image of the boy and it worked for him! So, let’s get the facts straight, I AM BEING MORE THAN GENEROUS.

good people, great nation

I dnt knw about anybody else,but as for me,nothing beats lingeries.it gets a lot sexier when they match.a lady that wears matching lingerie is certain to know ow to look good on d outside too.that shows d lady knows ow to dress good for the world's Eyes n better for her man's eyes.damn.I love me those transparent ones.

I strongly believe in GOD.there are too many wonderful things around.like ow water got into coconut,why people eventually die,where d sun goes wen d moon appears.e.t.c.it is only religion dat is really questionable.y didn't religion start from Africa.practically everything we do is from the west.makes religion very questionable.

fellis: Of course.
Controlling other people's lives just feels good doesn't it? Mr great and mighty that must control everything.
In one sentence you mention that a guy cannot always be mature, then in another you say the man must control everything. So what? He should always control everything even when the immature part of his brain kicks into gear?

I wrote dat as lil as possible,a guy likes to be in control(didn't mean a ladies' life).I dnt knw if u are a guy or a lady but I wld be glad if u can tell me who controls ur relationship.a guy doesn't av to tell to his gal to eat only breakfast out of d 3meals of d day,he doesn't av to tell u to hit u all d time to show he is in control.it Is a thing of d mind.about ur question,maturity has nothing to do with age.u can be 50 n not be as mature as a 15 year old.d fact that a guy occasionally visits his 13 year old brain doesn't mean he is immature,it makes him human.it is d responsibility of d woman he is dating to understand ow to deal with him wen he is in dis phase.I still welcome ur say.

[quote author=ti-ebe]lol. . . . there's a word for it plagiarism! good work detective ogbeche[/quote]Even on d site u claim it was gotten from,the person who posted it didn't write it.sure woulda gotten it from somewhere.not many pple on here are on naijapals n dey av gained from it.just appreciate n if u cant,spectate.

freecocoa: Are you saying only jesus doesn't possess those characteristics?

Yes my dear sister.No matter how little it is,every guy likes to be in control and occasionally,every man has to visit dat 13 year old brain.it is normal.a guy can't always be mature.if a guy is not in control in a relationship,such a one,wldnt last.u can prove me wrong tho.

Well written.if you are a lady n u are looking for a guy who doesn't possess any of the above listed characteristics,call JESUS.finish.

Common guys.enoff of all these ishes most of you say.like it is everyone's mother Here looked like Halle Berry or Vivica fox at age 41.how has common sense eluded most people.a woman with big bones can Neva be as tiny as halle berry.she has big bones.she's always been big.just cut the bull'ish.life is of two sides.isn't dat why every word has an opposite.If only people registered on here with their original pictures,we for have less insults on pple like this.most of y'all sayin eeeeeeeeewwwww are even uglier Dan ugly.go siddon somewhere joor

Like someone rightly said,it could only be "through" Neva true.stupid something.

showstopa: ee eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Honey ko, honey ni

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww ke.I av very kissable lips.ok.guess u aren't as sweet as honey.ok den,my agbalumo.

showstopa: @Siga, no let me koboko you first

@Deeplow, sorry for sinking low to exchanging words with you. Your temper apparently belies your intelligence . Ode

Choi.see bashing for my head o.sink low to exchanging words with me.why u con carry omo wash me reach this level now.anyways,I undastand ur anger.say all u want,I just know u've learnt sth from me today.that is enuf for me.kisses honey.ow has ur day been?

showstopa: @Deeplow, You are a clown, U dont need to yab yourself,ur statements are doi ng that already.If you do not realise that comparism of billions to 3k is sarcasm then u need to prime ur rusty brain more often. Its a public forum to state whatever I want to provided i aint insulting anybody.Dunno why I am even explaining my self to you. If you dont get how to relate here stick to Otapiapia.com.
And plus I am not your friend please. @

U just showed dat ur brain is not that useless afterall.good guy.I knew u'd eventually say it is SarCaSM.I know u think u Ave done justice to ur "uselessness".I think somebody with a better brain finally told u d truth.u prolly still think ugandan shilling is shitty money.dats d point u were
tryna prove.it isn't shitty money...why don't u want to be my friend?dats sad,anyways,good luck to u Mr 3k.Sarcasm my ARSE.

showstopa: @Deeplow,
You k now useless peeps by the filth the spew. When you cannot engagae in a civil banter, you resort to insults. Wanna take an opinion poll to let people convince you of your "Uselessness". Wahala.
Ori e ti baje

I av not insulted u in any way.u referred to d currencies as useless den I realized uselessness means something dat is not often used or has less value.since u didn't Deem useless to be an offensive word.it was ur brain dat suited d word perfectly to me.I normally wouldn't say things like dat if u behaved or convinced me dat ur brain is not a synonym ot useless but u didn't.instead u changed d topic.convince me dat ur brain isn't useless by provin to me dat d money is not up to or more Dan 3k naira.I promise u,I will yab myself till the end of dis week.thanx friend.

showstopa: Hey Gbanj 11.Ugandan money is downright useless. Stop using google for research
@deeplow, if it aint funny to you, Just walk right past. You would be surprise what a billion stones would get for you anywhere in the world and 1000 naira cant help you even in Nigeria,Patriot

Stop being silly man.Uganda is a country man,not some undeveloped community in d bush.how can someone just open mouth to yarn rubbish n still av the guts to defend it.imagine those shillings were even plain paper,it still woud av more value Dan 3thousand
naira.abi u av forgotten wat a billion is ni not to talk of billions(a billion has 9zeros).Common man,just go n sit down.ur brain is as downward and as useless as u referred both currencies as.

showstopa: No forget billion Ugandan Shillings na like 3 thousand naira as useless as the Naira is o.

Coulda been funny but it turned out not.even a billion stones off d ground is worth more Dan 1,000 naira.y are u like dis?try another joke joor.btw,I don't know y I don't feel bad for dem.

No matter ow stupid it is,it still remains a fact that we are different pple with different beliefs.he prolly feels he'll be insecure with an experienced girl or he isn't very good in bed and would love a wife dat wouldn't really notice his below par performance.d gal needs be punished.y lie?who knows if she had been giving it out elsewhere.our ladies here know ow hard it is for a sexually active girl to abstain.the guy would be ryt to do wateve he feels is ryt.

By the way,the Oliver twist video premiered yesterday and it had no MO'hits member in it.

Rumours about the split between Don jazzy and D'banj have been confirmed by Don Jazzy.

@donjazzy on twitter for confirmation.

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I agree with you guy! Mohammed is a sex scumbag. Do u knw he had sex with a woman older than he is? To make it worse, mohammed was a maid to the woman he slept with. The guy is sexmaniac.........mohammed the born sexer![/quote]IDIOT,I am amazed stupidity hasn't killed someone like you.in which book,law,constitution.e.t.c is marrying an older woman prohibited or deemed wrong?dey married,he didn't sleep with her for whatever reason ur empty brain tells you.try n always think before u talk,it doesn't hurt.if Jesus was destined to live longer,he sure woulda have gotten married.idiot

patriot2: Again muslims doing what they do best: telling lies!
What tells you that soldier was a christian ?
USA is a secular state: there are christian, hindus, boudhist, muslim, jew, atheist americans.
You don't even know who the soldier was, yet you just assume he was a christian.
And what exactly tells you I am a christian, i am not !!!!!!

That is why they won't tell us who he is.he sure woulda been amongst those who burnt the holy book.and by the way,we are only being fooled,d attack was sure planned.couldn't av been a single person.d main point is dat,muslims in countries like Afghanistan,iran,iraq are killed everyday by American soldiers.America,no matter ow secular a country it is,is largely dominated by Christians and is run by Christian leaders.what explanation do u have for all these killings.they kill just for their own selfish interest.dat is terrorism at d peak.btw,u are right,u prolly aren't a Christian.the Christians I know won't just open their mouths n say d first thing dat forces its way out.

patriot2: It's all about death with islam, death, death, death.
Where is the joy of life ? Where is the helping of people, where is the love for human kind.
Mohamed lied to you, he wasn't a prophet, God loves peace and loves life, that is why he gave it to us.
God loves kindness and mercy, don't listen to mohamed (alias the quran), listen to your heart, God gave it to you as a way to communicate you his feelings, God wants you to love fellow humans and to love life: your life, his life, her life.

Stupid boy.I guess now dat u av managed to steal a fone dat is internet able,u can write as much nonsense as ur damaged brain processes.when Christians kill,do we ever hear?a soldier killed about 16 people,we aint heard anything about him being immediately killed.I just wonder ow people like u reason.u'd hardly find a Muslim dat'll ever write anything bad about Jesus Christ.dat shoews ow informed n sensible we are.you rant nonsense about d Holy Prophet Mohammed (S.A.W) cos u av even failed to learn anything from d Christianity dat u Ave chosen to embrace.Respsct other people's beliefs.death is inevitable.no matter how much u try not to think about it,it gets closer every second.d fact dat a Muslim is courageous enuff to prepare themselves for this makes dem better than u coward.take ur time to read ur bible,d truth is in it.

patriot2: So I guess my intellect is a correlation of my skill in the English language, therefore I guess germans, chinese and russians are all stupid !
Please go to your mosque and die like that man so that you can meet your allah.
Good luck !

Stupid,stupid,stupid.you still managed to show ur stupidity.I guess it is beyond ur ability to control ow u write nonsense.I pity u.u can always choose not to write u know.I wish you whatever happens to people who wish other people death.I can imagine d kinda person u are.anyways...

patriot2: I advice all muslim to die like that man and to do that as quickly as possible, just plant bombs in your mosques and guarder around the bombs and just wait. Come on muslims would love it and non muslims would love it and allah would love it. Just do it, and those who don't want to do it, I suggest they become christians.
Happy death muslims, insha alla.

I actually got angry wen I read ur comment,but then I looked back at how u spelt "gather" n immediately confirmed ur stupidity. U are stupid,yes but must you let us all know?

Pot belly no good o...hmmmn.if e no dey too big sha.my own ehn,if I suck belle e no dey show(some of our ladies sabi d technique).my babe dey like play with am.I am workin towards making it disappear tho.every other pot bellied bro should try too.peace out