₦airaland Forum

bukiah:
SAPA will not even know the way to my house talkless of being confused �

Sapa go even d fear your name sef

tradingknowled1:
off course you have to shout amen but don't forget to play your own part, Which is acquiring a profitable skills .
I offer forex trading Guidance and mentorship.. PM me if interested

God's been faithful to me in my line of business.

Thanks for the offer though

care4you:
Pls who sang that song "sapa sapa no fit catch me" i want to download it

...

Angelina Jolie ft 2face Idibia

iHateFraudsters:
If you like, shout amen from here to outter space, if you don't hustle smartly, you must be broke.

Chief calm down!

Why is that each time a plane crashes, it quickly goes burning?

Dialed a number today and this message popped up, to which I instantly shouted a loud Amen

Money borrowed to develop Niger republic

Avoid agbado during the 2023 election and become OBIdient if you not already are!

kingsways:
If this is true, then the governors need psychiatric examination. In fact I'm afraid the governors have gone mad

If it's true that you're just getting to know that our governors are mad, then it's quite unfortunate!

Do you really need an answer or you only announcing your japa ?


I'm listening...

And the award for the most useless president of all time goes to....



Bihiri abi b dat Chief terrorist name again?

AntiBMC:
Ewwee! Trouble in paradise.

It's now clear to all and sundry that this govt is part of a terrorist organization

BBC have chosen vawulence always

This is a terrorists' administration!

And they want to bring in another known Boko Haram sponsor as VP.
I'm glad other countries are speaking on behalf of us

Richardonald:
Lalong is competent to be campaign DG, but not competent to be VP

For more jokes text Apc to 411

To 419 rather

Bihiri is a thief!

I now doubt his citizenship of Nigeria

Well, that accounts for the spirit of the innocent souls your evil administration killed!

That will be the only votes for you!

Fernandeswagger:
Ofcourse the terrorism is state sponsored.

But they shall pay for their crimes one day.

It's inevitable, these people will account for all this nonsense they are doing today, history will repeat itself since they're too dull to learn.

They will never go unpunished

IJOBA11:
PANTAMI IS OUR MINISTER OF COMMUNICATION REMEMBER

Exactly!

This means government is the sponsor of terrorism!

It couldn't be clearer than this.

Evil administration

Beans and egg?

Your digestive system most have gone through a lot!

Pele on its behalf

pansophist:
Hopefully the bank compensates him since his car was parked inside their premises, under their watchful eyes.

The bank will quickly remind him that

"Cars parked here are at owner's risk"

There's a reason it's always conspicuously written in such places.

Who is not vulnerable in Nigeria?

Wetin come konsain her nose for this mata sef?


Abi na my eyes d pain me nii

Take this boy to rehab center!

Ban bihiri from frequently traveling out of the country when there are no positive achievement from his numerous previous trips!

Tinibi should start looking for a country to relocate to, after the next General election bcoz he won't win!

Peter Obi will win while Atiku will be first Runner-up (unfortunately for Atiku but fortunately for Nigerians, no office for the position)

Even Kwankwaso will score more votes than Tinibi abi tilumbi

Fulani herdsman has not business in Aso Rock!

They're only known for terrorism


and ...

And gumi the chief terrorist is roaming freely?

If you're in support of this evil administration, may Bihiri happen to you!!!!

Congrats!

Mothers deserve all the love and support!

If your job denies you this, get another one!

diadem10:
Heavyweight indeed.



Ment. All the big churches are in Lagos. Have they been islamised yet? Na ment? A good brain would know that since Tinubu didn't islamise his wife and Lagos, he won't islamise anyone. Stop limiting politics and competency to religion.

Like, you could see the high strides which Tinubu achieved in Lagos such as his legacies which include Lekki seaport, lekki trade zone, BRT, Eko Atlantic, BRT terminal, high increase in Lagos revenue even at the time Obasanjo withheld Lagos allocation for several years yet Tinubu made Lagos' thrived regardless. But rather than look at these, you're limiting Tinubu to his religion. How is Peter Obi who's got no achievement whatsoever better than Tinubu's enormous legacies in Lagos? Na ment? Tinubu is a first class graduate of accounting whereas Peter Obi is only a D pass graduate of philosophy.

Also, Tinubu is the most liberal leader who always ensure he brings in intelligent talents to nurture and work with him, irrespective of their religion or Tribes. People such as Fashola, Sanwo Olu, Osinbajo, Igbokwe etc..

Point is most Yoruba Muslims are different from the Northern Muslims. They don't allow religion to cage them. Personally, I hope for when religion would only be limited to home and religious houses because that's where it belongs. By limiting religion to only homes and religious houses, this would create more secular carefree avenue for people to use their brain to think outside of the box and improve their environment. Religion or non religion shouldn't be a determinant in any of our settings. Competence should always be championed and should be the main determinant.

Now on the question why Tinubu chose a Northern Muslim despite being a Muslim. It's a political strategic move. He chose a Northern leader from the core North which happens to be a Muslim since almost all the Northern leaders are Muslims anyway.

You all know that most of the leaders in the South are Christians while Muslims are the majorities in the North. Let imagine for example that a Northern Christian happened to get the presidential ticket of a huge platform, who do you think he would choose as his deputy in the South? Of course a popular Southern who may eventually end up being a Christian. Why? Because majority of the leaders in the South are Christian hence choosing one of the popular Southern leaders could end up being a Christian. That was exactly what Tinubu did. It's a political strategic move.

That's why religion shouldn't be a determinant in any settings because it's only a personal thing. Imagine if Shettima was only seen as a Northern Nigerian while Tinubu was seen as a Southern Nigerian. That already balanced the equation and criteria needed instead of bringing in religion into the prism. Point is when you look at Europe, American and Canada, they don't care about your religion whether you're Christian, Muslim or Atheist. What they care about is your competence irrespective of your religion. You wouldn't care about the religion of a doctor who's to operate on you but his competence. Religion shouldn't be a ticket for you to get your way out of your incompetence and I'm talking about Peter Obi who achieved absolute nothing in his Anambra state.

Meanwhile, I believe Tinubu chose Shettima as his deputy because Zulum was Shettima's protégé. Zulum would have been the perfect fit but he wanted a second term as a governor hence Shettima. This isn't about religion.

Look for a nearby police station and tell them to lock you up!

I'm coming to tell them why!

Bihiri cometh not but to Kill, Steal and Destroy Nigeria