₦airaland Forum

Mondays are known for being days most workers do not really due to the fact that work resume on Mondays.

Let's spice it up with childhood experience.

While I was going through this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/7309940/what-sloth-10-incredible-facts

@sirlin's comment led me to create this thread.

Mine was from Zootopia.

This is when officer Judy Hopps of ZPD and Nick Wilde (arrested by Officer Hop for selling without a permit and false advertising ) went to DMV to run a plate number so they could find the missing Otter (One of the 14 missing mammals) as ordered by Chief BOGO . They eventually got 'arrested' by Mr Big's guard...

Interesting movie smiley

Sirlins:
Have you guys seen zootopia ? I think it's a 2016 movie very funny

This is when officer Hop of ZPD and Nick Wild (arrested by Officer Hop for selling without a permit and false advertising ) went to DMV to run a plate number so they could find the missing Otter (One of the 14 missing mammals) as ordered by Chief BOGO . They eventually got 'arrested' by Mr Big's guard...

Interesting movie

joe

Political population!

After Election, politicians say goodbye to them.

WatchYourSix:
literally kissing  you?? But you ddnt give him dirty slap...u sire say u no be half gay...

...you allowed it naaa....kissing you and you keeping cool was the green light for him....

I was dumbfounded

TheKrakon:
To much of fabrication. Watin una dey gain by forging stories.

I'm surprised you can read

Cypress042:
Na you get time to laugh and discuss with a gay man.

If it was to be me, his teeth won't be complete by now

I go just k!LL person pikin ooo

squash47:
Lol.. be like u sef dey enjoy d whole thing. Cos no straight guy man go take d matter lightly....by now d guy supposed don collect injury for head.

So infuriating!

If I had called cops on him, he would be charged for sexual molestation which won't be funny for him here

We met at a church program, being both black, he quickly got close to me. I thought it was a brotherly love he has for me. This guy was all over me, literally kissing me. This got me me so uncomfortable but I kept cool.

Finally he decided to pay me a visit after which I expected him to leave but there's no sign of him willing to go.

Long story short, I allowed him to pass the night in my apartment. I was feeling unsual fresh air behind only to wake up and to meet my boxers down with this guy breathing so heavily with his d!ck touching me while fully unclad.

I couldn't believe my eyes as this guy began to tell me how much he loves me since day one we met at the program. I wanted to call the cops on him but I thought of the consequences on him.

If murder was not a crime, I would have done it without thinking twice. I want to report to the leaders in the church but he's been begging me that the pastor will be so disappointed in him, being a worker in the church.

Please what do I do?

If woman no bother who come sopoz bother?


E sopoz give her sleepless nights

I profered solution to this in my M Sc thesis.

My supervisor published it with my permission though.


I will get the link for you

Kewtt:
You terrorists want 5G? Kaduna should be sent back to 2G!

Kaduna should go back to GPRS or GSM for all I care!

One helrufai is there!

We won't elect Tinibi Kwankwaso and Atiki



We're fully OBidient!

Make them wait make this Fulani herdsman finish his evil administration before them go bring that money ooo!!!


Kindly wait for Peter Obi

Bihiri kind of pilots!

AKA

Buhari inspired pilots

And one agbado guy is willing to come and continue from where this disaster of an administration stops?


It won't work!

Peter Obi got my vote and that of my loved ones.

Bihiri signed it thinking they were referring to Niger republic.

Now that it's in Nigeria, he's in serious pain

This is the first economic policy targeted at curbing inflation by the evil administration.
How will this curb inflation?

Basic economics made us understand that one of causes of inflation is so much amount of money chasing few goods.

Lecture postponed until further notice...

Make ASUU strike end fes

Oga go and pay for Twitter first

Wanna bet?

Kindly sign up on bet9ja we are here to take back our country!

Who are we?

We are OBIdient

Someone help me tell elrufai the midget to go and hug the nearest transformer

Can bihiri try this?


APC supporters will tell you leadership is not by ridding bicycle.

RepairZoneNaira:
Ill track lost or stolen devices at affordable prices

And no means of getting to you?

Include your business number in your bio

But FG will borrow trillions to develop Niger republic!


What an evil administration!

This is further increasing our chances of getting back our Nigeria!


Vote Peter Obi


APC is no longer a threat, they already shot themselves in the foot

If him like make him never sleep since them born am, nothing concern us!


We're not voting him. In short, if Tinubu actually loves Nigeria and Nigerians, he should have supported a better candidate like Peter Obi and bury the idea of becoming the Nigerian president.

StormpyBee:
All supporters of this administration needs both mental and physical rehabilitation.

We know their fabrications.

Vote Peter Obi

Vote Labour Party

Even after a successful mental rehabilitation, they need to be isolated for proper observation before they'll be eventually integrated into the society!

I mean, why would a human with his 5 senses think of supporting such an evil administration?

Bihiri right now...