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... leave them for the Yahoo guys�

Useless zombie NA

Stop using different types of shaving materials,
If it's shaving cream don't ever change to shaving stick... If you do then this will automatically be the result.

Ans:because the southern senators were given some eat-and-shut up dollars

2-1

Happy birthday ma'am

Whatever he does I'd still love him,
... Nobody's perfect.... Bleep u all that are saying crap bout him.
His good deeds will forever be remembered by most Nigerians.
I'm sure non of you saying all the trash has never and will never do anything tangible thing to help humanity

It's normal OK? (I experienced that also when I started jogging about 2yrs ago).
... Just add other exercises like walking lunges and other body stretching exercises

Useless man

FIFA 21 ON PS4

TINUBU+GANDUJE=corruption

Deepsky is a code name
... Na ppl wey watch 24 go know

Useless ppl
... U for mention it papa name join

... Is our God not wonderful?

Glory be to God
Congrats 2 NOI

We know una plan
... But even if una succeed in other place una no go ever succeed in igboland

FELA is the best jarry
... Don't even know who una dey call lagbaja

GOD THE
GOD THE SON &
GOD THE HOLY SPIRIT.

Blessed assurance
To God be the glory great things he's done
No not one
Amazing grace
Wilt thou be made whole
... So many of them

GEN. ABACHA
DR. DORA AKUNYILI
GEN. OBASANJO
ALHJ MUSA YA'RDUA
UNCLE JONA
MAITAMA SULE.

Go to church the next Sunday
... then fiam... I don reach village the next day to go and see my ppl

Noooooooo
... Go and continue hosting COVID-19 CUP COMPETITION

God bless our president o

I like your faith sir

Any governor that will solve transportation wahala for LAGOS state should be on the Guinness book of record

Hahahah
... Just last week I went to Lagos after getting somethings at alaba went to see my ppl @ogijo ogun state, arrived around 11pm fast forward to the morning... because I went to bed late so I decided to wake up around 7am.
Went to greet some our family members in the hood. Came back and was getting ready to go back to alaba int'l... My uncle chuckled and these were his words, "if You get to ojo alaba int'l by 2pm make you just thank God",
Lo and behold when I get alaba I checked my time and it was exactly 14:23.

Useless PPL
... No be only traders. You should also tax ur ancestors join.

I couldn't even subscribe till around 12am yesterday

... But I think it's fine now

This year 2020
... God shall announce me to the world for good.

samysmoothfresh:
From your write up, here are


A) Reasons why you should not quit the relationship


1) you love her.


2) you just recovered from a messy relationship and she somehow found a way to break through the barriers you must have set round your heart which means she's prolly special or has something in common with you.



B) Reasons why you should quit the realtionship


1) she doesnt accept her faults and sometimes you have to apologise even when she's wrong..........................she's proud!!


2) she keeps late night, go to concerts at 12am with friends who according to you aren't "presentable"....................she's a slay queen and prolly a wild rebellious one too!!.


3) she puts her friends first before you notwithstanding the fact that you guys who are supposedly in a relationship havent seen in a long while...........................she's insensitive and a member of the "hoes before niggas" gang!!


4) she keeps secrets and claim to "forget to tell you"......................she's not to be trusted!!.


5) she keeps and move with friend who arent "presentable" and by presentable i assume you mean they dress indecently.......................theres a 65% chance her friends are runz girls and an 85% chance she herself is a coded runz girl!!!.




OP, i'm asking you, should you quit the relationship?


yes or no?

...this is the best comment I've read ever on this NL.

That no. 5 does not live in Nigeria
...if ur pikin dey lie lie for that kind age....my brother na ANINI that one go turn tomorrow o

FFK... Thank you for always speaking the bitter truth.