₦airaland Forum

CFCfan: I've prepared your orders, and now handing them over to our waitress-Berem.

I beg tell your Waiter abi Waitress to bring my drink for me....why she dey walk about like say na modelling she dey do..

I am DEEPTESTING,i drink beer,wine,alomo,ogogoro infact anything alcohol is welcome,i don`t smoke.I love women and was still deeptesting even after tying the knot but em i don stop because na very useless thing,i love only one woman now..Me i be social critic oooo, nothing wey gofernment do wey dey good for my eye becauase if dem do one dem go thief three...
Bar Man i beg my head don full make you give me Heineken abeg make i take reset my head first,all these gofernment nonsense must stop ooo..

So what will they be charging him for? Things are not really getting better in spite of all our effort for a better Nigeria......Police authorities should charge him to court if he has comitted a crime and stop detaining him illegally.

tawa89: someone posted an incomplete info with no source yet some stupid nairalanders above me have started politicizing it and dragging in GEJ and his wife who might have even gotten the info that someone in Amaechi's cabinet has being shot.Why do we have so many stupid people on NL?

We have so many silly people on NL because of so many acclaimed sane people who quote/notice their silly post..........So they thrive.
Back to topic: @OP keep us posted when you have the full details and verifiable source make I count offering money service just close.

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others, And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.....Dalai Lama

Wizkid must learn how to accept criticism,sometimes the critics intent could be to demean you but if you can think out of the box you will see some sense in their views...The turning point in my life was when someone tongue lashed me heavily,i felt so embarrassed but never took it in the negative...I saw a dysfunction in my life which the Dude used against me like the fan did to wizkid,then i had to do a reset so what they say will not become of me.... #swallowpride

dmalam: BOKO HARAM IDEAS.....U GET MIND OO!!

I am tired of our police, in another news a police man is accused of killing a deejay in Lagos, what is the problem with them? Are they cursed or what? The worst of is that nobody is doing anything about it, other than the usual slogan that the culprit has been arrested and the matter is under investigation....I have lost count of how many innocent citizens that have been killed as a result of negligence of this men this year..What is accidental discharge? I wish God truly exists,if we as humans can feel so much pain in our heart about this injustice, how does he feel that he cannot come to the aid of the poor by bringing this pathetic world to an end...

I would have praised the Driver, if he had got a gun,proceed to the police station and gun down at least 5 police men before going down...He wasted his life,while the bandits are still at large to rob another innocent citizen who may end up taking his life in the comfort of his room with Ota pia pia...We should learn how to die for something and not dying for nothing.

Obasanjo left us with telephone,Yaradua had great intentions but death snatched him away.....Why should I vote for Jonathan? Why? I can only vote for him on one condition "24 hours uninterrupted power supply" from 2014 to 2015....

Anyone in the house who is a cassava farmer? I am to diversify my investment at the end of this year and my focus is on cassava farming......

Good development........Though it does not make any difference as they are still products of PDP like APC.

I just want the authorities in a simple sentence tell Nigerians what warranted a tenager to stow away....However, this information must not be extracted by force or torture....I have always believed in this country and struggled to stay here to contribute to its development but I am beginning to think that it is an exercise in futility......

FG has to do more in its fight against Boko Haram....If they cannot handle it alone they should call for foreign assistance.

Good development the Federal Government needs to continue to encourage our local content especially on Agriculture to eradicate hunger in Nigeria....I hope they work fast in ensuring we have a stable electricity to encourage the numerous entrepreneurial drives we are experiencing of recent.....

seanet02: you are not making sense

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
George Bernard Shaw.

0monnak0da: Tell the oldest member of your household to read up and send me an email

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

GROW UP!

0monnak0da: If you sell spare parts to Lagosians that are fake leading to loss of life should the government remain supine

Have you heard of Standard Organization of Nigeria?
Please read up and tell me their responsibility.

Katsumoto: If you read the original article, you will observe that the major complaint by LASG is the unwillingness of the parts dealers to subject their body to LASG regulations. An unregulated body can be infiltrated by criminals who steal cars, break them up, and sell in the open market. This is not different from the security posed by unregulated abattoirs who may sell diseased meat to the general public. Since ATM's point was that the threat could be reported to the police, my response was that there should be no need for any regulations or regulated bodies since the ever efficient Nigerian Police Force is present to deal with any threats.

The issue many of you have is the understanding of what a security threat is. For instance, it was reported in the news recently, that an abattoir was discovered preparing unfit for consumption meat. If meat sellers refuse to abide by regulations or subject themselves to the appropriate body, how will such a body protect society from such threats?

You are seriously a security threat to the unity of Nigeria for twisting the truth to suit your ethnic agenda, We all know that it is all about tax payment and not the regulation they are fronting...Please tell your masters to stop the illegal harassment of Nigerians who are conducting their businesses peacefully. There are organizations responsible for the regulation of importation and sales of spare parts in Nigeria and the spare parts dealers are under the watch of these organizations including the Nigeria Police Force.

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Responding to inquiries, he affirmed that Nigerians would be adequately captured wherever they reside, and the data would also reflect ethnicity and religion of each individual, "in response to the yearnings of Nigerians.”

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/odimegwu-2016-census-will-create-5-million-jobs/156919/[/quote]I hope i wont be left out of this scheme since i don`t have a religion and neither do i belong to any ethnic group...I am simply a Nigerian with no spiritual or invisible support.

I am really really disturbed at the moment with the action of these two groups called ASUU AND FG.....Worst of is the advice been given here that the students should go and learn a trade or get a job thereby abandoning their books to accumulate dust...Why are we this docile in this country? The Government in a sane society is afraid of the people and not the people been afraid of the government. What is the National Association of Nigeria Students doing? Or have they been registered by INEC as a political party?

You did not tell us what and why he is been tortured by the UK government........Or should we be expecting the second story or has Nairaland ban you from posting the reason for this inhuman treatment ? I beg no vex park your car well make I reverse my plane exit the thread.

“I have a self-made quote: Celebrate diversity, practice acceptance and may we all choose peaceful options to conflict.”
― Donzella Michele Malone
Long Live The Federal Republic Of Nigeria.

I will wait to see a copy of LASG response before I make any input.

zegbeye: International flight abt to commence in Enugu and people want to do everything humanly possible to sabotage it. God pass una!...or how else will one explain three comments about Enugu making front page...again God pass una

The shooting should have taken place at the airport;why a market....The enemies are within.

Politicians like to tell people what they want to hear - and what they want to hear is what won't happen.
Paul Samuelson

Politicians like to tell people what they want to hear - and what they want to hear is what won't happen.
Paul Samuelson

Politicians like to tell people what they want to hear - and what they want to hear is what won't happen.
Paul Samuelson

Jobos: Any human being working or doing business in any state pay taxes to the state include federal civil servants apart from excluded activity.
So it is not extortion. They pay more than in foreign lands. Cooperation is the language.

What has foreign land got to do with Nigeria? Do we operate the same constitution? So because you pay double or triple tax where ever you claim to reside,we too should pay double or triple tax? Please park your car properly let me reverse my private jet and exit this thread.

The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a politician thinks about the next election while the statesman think about the next generation”
― Hillary Rodham Clinton
#Donttakedemserious

They are just thinking about the next election.

papparatzzi2013: These people and their headiness, chest-beating, and hollow grandstanding. they will still comply and re-comply self. this is part one. is in stages. whether you like am not, you will know say oga na Master. Carry that Complex to FCT, if it is federal govt property. federal govt left Lagos for good in 1991, so go and join FGN in Abuja. that you will not comply, Mba!!! we no go gree.

First is to close down the shop, secondly is to bulldoze it and third it will be rebuilt and given to law abiiding citizens of nigeria and not a criminal minded people and people that lack respect for constituted authorities, always playing ethnic trump cards. play it till thy kingdom come, no one cares again. this is battle to finish. start relocation your business to east if you are smart enough. 2015 is around the corner.

Do you have voters card? Just tell me what it looks like......2015 is around the corner my foot.