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Lol

If your car kills a pepeye
You will have accident

The man heading the committee outrightly called the lady a thief before she could even explain herself.

That tells us a lot about the leaders of this sink hole

Kai
This story is dicey
What was he doing digging a well over a 150 ft deep in igando

Looking for water? I don't think so, you get water at just 15ft in that part of Lagos

CryptoClub2018:
It's quite unfortunate that I find myself in a country called Nigeria. In 2013 after my NYSC,I applied for the Federal Ministry of Finance SURE-P graduate internship Scheme and I was very fortunate that GIS found an employer for me which happen to be DANGOTE GROUP.
I accepted the offer immediately. We were give ONLY 30 days to complete the process and start work.
I received an email from Dangote HQ that I have been selected for DANGOTE Academy GETS test but I have to come for an assessment scheduled to hold on 6th September, 2013.
To cut the long story short, after the assessment,I was sent a congratulatory message that I did well and I have been selected as a candidate for a 12 to 18 months intensive skilled training and that i should send my T-Shirt size and Shoe side because all there interns would be putting on the same branded clothes all through the period of the training. I did as i was instructed and after that things changed and the rest is history. I didn't hear from them again for months. I called, sent messages and also went to there office at Ikoyi but my people, I think politics have been played and we have been swapped.
I still have all the mails sent to me and how things played out till date.
I probably would have also been one of these people that just returned from INDIA and as a middle level engineer at DANGOTE GROUP but thanks to the powers that be in Nigeria.
I have not lost hope in my struggle to be the best I can be in life with the help of God.
God's approval is far greater than man politics.
I congratulate all the new DANGOTE group refinery engineers.

My brother, I understand how you feel. I had the same experience with a multinational at a time. But don't be discouraged, life goes on. I later met another fantastic opportunity that shifted me higher. You see, Gods plan is always the best.


Take your mind of politics and all that with reserving jobs for politicians, it happens but we can't stop it. However, people are still taken on merit. On this thread. This same news, I know someone on that picture up there, Infact the person is right here with me. The person got that job on merit (can't say about others) what I am trying to say is keep up. Don't get discouraged or broken you shall succeed in Jesus name Amen

My wonder is that an abandoned house still got electricity

We have a long way to go over here brah

Who is the IG
we don't know him here in Hanoi Vietnam

Even in the marine world
Ships on maiden voyages makes port call often to replace defective components.

That is where aftersale engineering comes into learn, it's a very important phase for the manufacturer as they learn how their products perform in real life than just relying on simulations.


Not enough reason to sue

Eshotuuu!!!!!

Remember those when esut law was still at campus 3
Na were men dey gather cast after degree exam.
Na that day u go know which church every body been dey go!!!

When casala burst everybody go run enter obansanjo farm, fly fence enter UNEC find your way back to obiagu. U go fit pass MSP? Who u be kwanu

WHO NO GO NO KNOW

042 SMH

hobermener:
450 million for wizkid watch, and you believe that poo??
Thats over a million dollars.

Guy, I keep saying this.
People on Nairaland do not know value of monies in terms of millions.

How else can some One believe whizkid bought that stuff for almost half a billion Naira?
OMG

Most people have not spent a million Naira on a single item here, they have no idea how huge 450mulla could be

Y DEM NO WHOZ THE GUY

dheilaw1:
well, I realise you have spent one and half months on nairaland while I have only spent few days here. can you in your plastic mind tell me who is jobless here? I know say I don too abuse you. I beg no vex. shey you hear?

When you grow up and become more comfortable in life, you shall understand that switching off your mobile data to save cost is not for everyone.

online or offline, we dont log out son, its not a bill to sweat

ollah2:
Please explain why the Christians are attacking the Muslims and Islam on this thread while the article says nothing about religion. Thanks

I am not sure every persons with negative reactions to the muslim threads are christians, funny enough some might be muslims themselves, sometimes it could be more of personal conviction. If one do not believe or see wrong in his actions, he shall only continue in his act irrespective of the religion he identifies with, For instance, we see many atimes, christians who still attack pastors of other christian denomination. a classic example is the on going issue of tithes, some christian denomination do not support tithe paying, hence members bash other christian denomination that believes in it. You see, they still call themselves christian at the end of the day.

Back to my initial question, i was wondering the real need to put up the terms before commenting on muslim religious thread, as this is relatively a new practice. I am certain i was amongst the first 100 people to join this forum however with a different moniker, but can not recall this swearing clause existed in the early days. So i keep wondering, could negative comments warrant this? at least we have mods on all threads who could hide/delete sensitive posts and comments.

I read those threads well on fridays, somethings i have questions to ask, but get turned off with the swearing clause....

I hope you could clarify my questions if you have the answers

ollah2:
A Swedish guy killed people and the article says nothing about religion but some unfortunate bigots are already attacking Muslims and Islam yet they will claim to be loving people. They will attack se.un regarding the terms which must be agreed before commenting on Muslim threads.

These set of guys are full of hate and bigotrh

Please explain why there is a term to be agreed upon before commenting on Muslim threads
Thanks

lol
Double wahala
The show will be in two folds, without the the houses knowing that there exits another house
Some how the winner be will from the guys who left the house today (first day of the show) i have watched this film before

peeps got evicted already.
Double wahala

dheilaw1:
for your information I'm gainfully employed now and I'm living fine. your foolishness to have used your damn time ranting up and down on IPOB instead of using ur time for something productive is the reason you are useless to yourself and your neighborhood thereby making you spit frustration at the mention of Buhari. anyways, you people and known for nothing but sex workers. go and kill yourself and tell people it wasn't your fault. Terrorist

I work on the EGINA project, this will uplift the face if Nigeria
Be bold to tell how useful you are to Nigeria

People who contribute nothing to this Nigeria just carry matter for their head.

dheilaw1:
you are a big fool. I graduated from aaua and I participated actively in school unionism thereby giving me fame within and outside the campus, as such, I'm always ready to help admission seekers gain entrance into university which I have been doing without taken a kobo from them becos nobody took a penny from me during my time. pained ipork terrorist right now

Stop explaining your your depressed life already
Channel your energy to getting a job to feed your hungry stomach
PM your cv before you hang yourself

dheilaw1:
I also need a job, I'm a graduate of public administration from adekunle ajasin university. you can help the needy

Hahahahahhaahhahh
No wonder, I have always known that only jobless people got such vile on the igbos

Your case is worst, you are jobless, a supporter of APC, a Nigerian trained iidiot who has never been to the airport, an ignorant igbo hater, buhari is your president and you have no family to cater for

My brother you need deliverance

dheilaw1:
AAUA admission 2017/18 session, call or WhatsApp 08035115335

Is this what you do for a leaving?
Ask yourself if this is where you really wanted to be?
No wonder u go about NL pouring your frustration on every thread.

Tomorrow is Monday, how sad will it be for u once again to stay at home doing nothing other than looking for where to pour your frustration on people doing meaningful things with their life's.

Nobody is responsible for your depression in life
Go kill yourself

dheilaw1:
Jesus!!!! How many aides will the president have when d senate president had 300? How many aides does Trump have? this country is really a zoo

Are you sure it's a zoo?
Or you just realized how confused you are due to poverty and joblessness?

@ THE BOLDED So u agree with NK

dheilaw1:
i don see say you need small panadol
oya take

Shame on you, to use that pics of someone in need of Medicare.

Grow up son

Don't slam the FG
Slam the heardsmen
Abi python no dey go north

Lol
To all carried entities, may your son never resemble your land lord


However, this is a case somersault.

Maheda today is Saturday, please goan start cooking the Moi Moi for dinner.
Boil the pepper for Sunday stew as well.


When u finish, come tell us about your hairy a. S. S

angelbulksms:
Same here.

Still wondering how N250k could be dashed out just like that without even seeing the person nor investigating

I'm happy for the guy sha

It is a good thing you have learnt to read and write.
Please also learn to understand what you read. It is very very important.

If this was an examination, you simply failed the comprehension passage!

There you go screaming the lecturer is a sadist, oooo he wants to sleep with me for grades, haaaa I bought his text books na, eeeeh that is how is use to do

Them full Nairaland
People were never chop since last week, still supporting the politicians like say Na orheptal blood tonic.

Don't be surprised the guy might be a top ranking officer in the BMC

*******

To the giver, God bless you. May your never lack.
Many thanks for putting a smile on our faces

Guy keep quiet
You are the Minister

He shook her hands...

The woman in the second pics is very suspicious of PMB smiles

Dr Mrs Nwoke Opusunju knows the feelings PMB has for the IGBOS.

PMB just loose guard anyhow, see access

SLIDEwaxie:
oh, because they call it showbiz, u think it'll abt show?

You don't know that that is a means of tying down some cash?

Those piece don't depreciate bro, they appreciate everyday.

I have a guy who was into internet fraud while in school. Nobody knew he had plans. He was always buying expensive golds.

Guy was done with BSC, sold his collections, ventured into real estate. This guy lives in the UK now...

He's a big estate developer.

Guy made over N38m with his gold and ventured big.

Whenever i see his billboards advertising his ibeju lekki estate, I just marvel at his thinking!

u getting it mixed up brah.
This stuffs depreciates, its different from raw gold

truh is that poor people use every opportunity to remind folks that they aint as broke as before.
Dude has no business buying such an expensive item.

Charlie, Music dont give that much in Nigeria.

Before you quote me, someone putting on a 21 mula watch should have his dressing value over a 100 million naira on a single day outfit. Wrist watches are appendages. How much does his clothing worth? and is this consistent? If no, charlie, its all for the gram.....

If u have never spent a million naira of your own money on a single item for fashion sake, dont explain to me how possible this could be

mayweather145:
that's an huge investment they sell it back when they go broke.

Charlie, you are wrong. very wrong brah...

My friend, you see this stuffs depreciates by 40% once you take your receipt of payment. Its not a gold bar, these stuffs are mineral plated. They are designed for people sick and obsessed with spending cash. That is a panacea to their sickness

Its just like saying buying a car is an investment. Just take the car for a spin round the block and go back to the dealership for a refund, he tells you straight up its second hand, its worth less by 40%.

8 months down the lane, a newer version is released into the market... the markers will then rub salt on injury telling you all the defects the previous version has and how same have been corrected in the latest release

How much is BB slide now? That phone ruined many girls in PHC just some 6 years back. Today it is worthless

I bought a ray ban eye glass in 2010, are you willing to buy my used ray ban glasses today?? Yeah, its ray ban u can pose for the gram with it

he reminds me of 2face idibia

igbo boys rule.......
go kill yourself