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How do you know all these if you've not dated them? Tongue Don't be shy. . . confess!!

Help me askamoo? Thanks a lot for this good question.

Efulefu si ebea zuzupu nwanzuzu

No swahili abeg.

I don't have to date fat women to know they are undesirable and unattractive.
They burp, fart at will and they annoyingly SNORE.
DeepZone belongs to this category!!!

So you are saying that a prostitute must have a particular size before you bid on her? good to know sha.

Lots of dumb people here, arguing over weight, i'm moving over to the sexuality session.
@ Deep Shit, Ruby Shitt, and Onyishit, F**k all ya. I can take on three of you, at a go, even in bed

Now he's smiling. who said that women can't break the toughest man?

Shut up jooooo!
Skinny men are very troublesome too.

Really? Sly o yokun

@ Topic,

I am yet to see a troublesome skinny woman.
They don't put themselves about looking for trouble. . . . They are too fragile to cause any trouble.

How can you see when you pay them for their overnight services?. Try dating slim or fat women and let us know the difference.

@ Poster
Is it a crime to say u dnt seem very bright?
@Onyinye2
Tag team right? Who is garri?

@Ruby S**t
No disrespect, but I think u're quite dumb. No disrespect

More observations please.

[s]You just sound like a demented fat fool who cannot stand people discussing body weight. Take a chill pill abeg.[/s]

They are prolly scared of your farting labia majora

They can still work their way through the labia minora?

Gravity in sexual intercourse??
Are u always on top?? Lil wonder your partner complains of chest pains.
I hope u won't rearrange his ribcage with your massive smelly ass.

yes my lord. I always take control of bedroom situation.
Why do your semen swim backwards? is she afraid of of the ovary?

@post

It truly depends on the individual. You can't say all slender women are conceited nor evil. Nor can you say phat women are insecure and timid. It depends on the individual.

I have met some slender who are very insecure, and i have met some that were very confident in their skinn
I have met some women with some meat on her bones who were down right divas. And i have met some who were sensitive and had low self esteem.

So you can't put all women in the same category. We all have our faults and our insecurities. It all comes down to how you all them to run your life.

You are correct but can you relate attitude with weight in any way? Read A-40's response and contrast.

What has that gotta do with the price of FISH??
Lets discuss your staggering high BMI.
Ya size must have something to do with your trifling and sheisty ways, no??

Any your peepee size must be the reason your semen cannot defy gravity and swim upwards.

@ Ruby_Pearl
F**k u. Who r u to tell me not to express my opinion.
The question is dumb, simple. Size don't mean s**t.

Mr, take a hike. Ruby girl is not in your league.

energy from where?
The ones have seen here can hardly walk a few feet without stopping to rest.

Na waaah for youooo.

Honestly, I can't answer that question. I think both goes

Lol, honestly, you can answer the question.

What did the blood of JC substitute and what did it not?

Did it render obsolete the Judaic laws of Moses, thus?;

Animal sacrifice
[b]Circumcision[/b]
Dietary laws
Cleanliness laws
Stoning and burning to death
Human sacrifices
etc, etc.

If true, does this mean practising anyone of these acts is against the new covenant of Jesus? Would that be a sin?

@Bold, the blood of jesus did not disable circumcision.

You're somewhat correct. . . . however, I've met some slim bitches who thinks their size is what gives them the gold and glory

is it what they really think or is it what you think they think?

Fat women are trifling!!!
Skinny women are fragile, they ain't drama queens.
Where is the weight to pull trouble?

Hannibobo!! I heard the economic trouble in america is affecting the price of prostitutes in the UK? na true?

Calm down dear. . . I could have easily used any other tribe to illustrate my point. . . infact, Texcee did just that by highlighting the problem of kidnapping in Imo State. . . . . . you and this your Yoruba pride sef. . . . the only reason I showed you the JAMB results was to check your tribal ego. . . .and trust, it was an effortless task to carry out that analysis. . . the fact is that there is nothing in anyone's tribal DNA that determines whether he will become a kidnapper, armed robber or professor. . . . as long as Nigeria is a failed state with high unemployment and a steady supply of arms from politicians, we will see an increase in these activites. . . . to the point that you will be ashamed to be associated with such people, as I am with Ijaw kidnappers. . . .if you keep thinking that kidnapping is the preserve of a certain tribe, you will be shocked when some of your own enter the profession. . . . .and that will give other tribes the right to call you 'career kidnappers'. . . . just like you do to them.

Mr please! You have a knack for pointing fingers at the yorubas at any slightest opportunity. Did you view that crime from every perspective before posting that thread? i am not denying the fact that there is a good chance that Yorubas committed the crime but what if there were ibo accomplices that actually told the yoruba hoodlums who and who to arrest for a sumptuous ransom? Did you check the victim factor? all the victims of these heinous crime are ibos, so it is possible that their brothers have a hand in it although it's not a fact but it's worth pondering. it's only the MEND that kidnap and accept they did the kidnapping, every other act of kidnapping whether it's in Aba state or Kano state or Kwara state could be committed by anyone including foreigners.

@ Poster
Are u fat? Is this some kind of "make me feel good " question?

Being fat is not a sin, abi?

To be frank, most plumpy women are bubbly.

What about skinny women? are most of them catty and dramatic?

You think Obama and co cares about you. who cares as long as a woman is in there?

And what has owo kidnappers got to do with being good neighbours and good leaders. ?
You folks are the first ones to point fingers at other tribes yet you're as tribalistic as can be
Any Igbo man that has lived amongst Yorubas will tell you that an Igbo man would be better treated by a Hausa man than an average Yoruba man who would describe him as a man that eats a stone without drinking water.
It's only a tribalistic folk that'll call anyone other than himself "omo ibo" with such disdain without bothering to learn that there are 249 other ethnicities other than Igbos.
abeg let's hear something else.
Is it all of you that are that ignorant, certainly not

so what gives you the right to label all Igbos with a homogenous label?
You have your bad eggs,we have ours
and for every ill you accuse the Igbo man of, there's a Yoruba man doing the exact same thingDon't come here recycling the same things passed down from your folk tales.
It's getting rather old and stale.

The way 99% of you folks have said everything but admit that Yorubas can be kidnappers is quite laughable?
I hope that works.
deny it or excuse the kidnappers,worse still blame it on the kidnapped.
na wa for una

It hasn't gotten to this. My anger with the thread was the title as if every crime committed in yorubaland was committed by Yorubas.

Ibos have a right to defend themselves, hausas, Yorubas , Ijaws etc also have the same rights. If you know me very well, i am not a believer in covering an evil done by my people just for the sake of tribalsm because it solves nothing and it's even better if you are criticised constructively so that you can improve.

forget those that tell you that yorubas are not known for kidnappings because it happens during festivals in yorubaland, ibos also kidnap even though i'm not drawing my conclusion from what Texcee posted because if the kidnappings in imo and abia were done by the ibos, that means the one in Owo must be done by the yorubas. I do not share that kind of thinking at all. The killings at Okija shrine were products of kidnappings so do the killings in hausa shrines, yoruba shrines etc. As a matter of fact, the Oro festival in Ondo state is a season for incessant kidnappings although it's not a ransom style kidnapping, theirs is a kidnap and beahead which is even worse. The Oba of Benin has been reported to be responsible for so many kidnappings in Edo state and so on. You can see that am not denying any of that but why should Ibime open a thread pointing fingers at us just because it happened in Owo?

I agree 100%, Seun ban the Mplele guy! The kind of bashing he does to our people and country is unwarranted, especially on the world wide web, where anyone can read it. He is giving outsiders a very, very bad impression of us now. I for one I'm tired of reading insults demeaning our tribes and the people on our own site.

I just know that as soon as this Mplele guy is banned, Nairaland will be at peace, no more. . .

Yoruba abusing Igbo,
Igbo abusing Hausa
Hausa abusing Yourba
Lagos Yoruba abusing Ogun Yoruba,
Kaduna Hausa abusing Kano Hausa,
Anambra Igbo abusing Enugu Igbo,
Ogun State Ijebu ode abusing
Ogun State Ijebu egbo,
Lagos State Isale eko abusing Lagos State Oke Eko.

Seun, open your eyes and see what Mplele is doing to us! Ban him quick and Ban him Fast.

Let us stand together against Mplele, Before he divides us from ourselves.

All Hail Nigeria [Salutes]

Lol,Sisikill abusing Funmi

I think what brought down the McCain group is the economic issue which they refuse to address and American people are feeling it. The decider in this election will be a last minute factor because all these people backing off McCain are doing so because of the recent Wall street crisis and it's effect on their purse. Three giant cooperations in a week is no joke.

All in all, I still support McCain's ticket tho because it affords women an opportunity to occupy that office. It's high time American women should rise up and take over the country in totality. We are no more satisfied with our leadership in the homes. i keep wondeering why some women still shout Obama Obama when they have a chance to showcase their gender in McCain's ticket.

The actual phrase is "Skinny b*tches are evil. Some men believe that fat women are always happy and easier to deal with than slim women. They claim that fat women are less dramatic, fun to be with, do not expect you to always perform miracles and so on.

Guys,

Do you also believe that in a pool of women, the nice and cordial ones are usually found among the fat ones while it's more difficult to find a less dramatic slim woman?.

Ladies,
Do you share the same view from your association with fellow women? Besides, you and/or your body size, do you think there is a connection between body size and human attitude?

That was the reason I set up the thread. . . . the fact is that Nigerian Government cannot control law and order in Nigeria. . . . we are sitting on a tinderbox of unemployment. . . . a lot of ex-PDP thugs are running around with nothing to do but terrorise the population. . . . the fact is that militancy is rife in Nigeria be it Area boys, pdp thugs, kidnappers, armed robbers, yahoozees or whatever. . . . but when it comes to kidnapping in the Niger Delta, it is reported on every website and the bad publicity takes away legitimacy from the true Niger Delta struggle. . . .anyway, I set the booby trap to see how people react to this news. . . . and this just confirms that Nigerians are a bunch of no-good tribalists who are quick to shift blame from one tribe to the next instead of concentrating on the main cause of the problem - bad government!

Really? Why not set your example with other tribes apart from the yoruba?

@Bold, you remember when we discussed Nigeria and illiteracy, you went to the pits of hell to get archival documents that shows that ibos are more educated than Yorubas instead of FOCUSING on the problem at hand.

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Wow

I can't believe Deepzone would refer to a man as her boo, especially a yoruba man.

Obviously this site is breeding more retarder dime a dozen Bimbos by the hour. Sister, if you are looking for a partner to scratch your toto at night, there are better sites to go and get some honey boney, so , leave DZ alone. I've decided to stay out this thread and usually do not reply to retarded comments like this. It's all good, our society will soon learn to tolerate your type with strange sexuality.

Please show me one I'm trying now to be nationalistic, no more tribal bashing am now a born again oziomatv(not religious born again) let tpia stay off my back a$$ except she need some gass.

Got gas?

Need gas


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Is there any defense whatsoever for a criminal activity?
Are you unable to cast off the cloak of tribalism and call a crime a crime
than giving all these idiotic pediatric excuses
you seem to know details of these criminal acts than the reporters
they may need you and your expertise to crack these cases

I hope you're not in anyway insinuating that Yoruba youths kidnap and loot individuals from other tribes in their homeland that seem richer than them
That's what anyone who stumbles on this thread will get from your posts here.

there is no tribalism here. I just want to clarify that because a crime is committed in a certain geographical location doesn't m,an that it was committed by the indigenes besides, it's not right to talk down on people, it's not very nice. i detest the crime and violence involved tho.

one thousand written posts.
Not 1,000 stupid aerial pictures
are you crazy?

sorry, wrong question
I forgot say you dey craze

[quote][/quote]Leave my boo aloneoo.

Not at  all.
Your way of thinking can be very strange and I'm not the only one who's made that simple observation.
You said the Igbo traders may have been targeted because of their showmanship amongst jobless disgruntled youths and I ask you why you should not be kidnapped and shot for daring to drive a car amongst people who are trekking ?
same logic

There is a difference between ostentation and insulting someone in his/her  own fatherland for not being as succesful as you . That's one thing creating creating too much animosity between black Americans and nigerians. Same factor.

as much as I understand you being offended by people mentioning Igbos I fail to see what concerns Ekiti with this.

pick on another state.

=Akure=Ekiti= old ondo= owo=ondo=ekiti=Ado=Ikerre=Ono