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Thats a funny question but truth is it has nothing to do with my Love life and[b] if it does its pretty minimal[/b]

Nothing is trivial in romance.

I know.

The Benefits of Circumcision are greater.

im just saying,

Both The Circumcised and the Uncircumcised

can have healthy and fulfilling lives

there is nothing spiritual about it.

ok; But you still need to circumcise your boys so that women will not make fun of them and reject them sex when they see them naked. It wouldn't cost you a thing to save them that embarrassment.

Wait till he comes with more pictures.

Do we have marrieds without benefits?

Nah, more like Sisikill shaking in her boots and saying her last prayer everytime she sees Funmi coming

No need to shake, Jesu is with you.

Mpele can be racist sometimes, but most of his posts tell more of what most Nigerians are; crooks, cowards, blind patriots and hypocrites.

Is he a correction officer? If Nigerians are so despicable and crooked, he can as well take a hike. IT'S NOT BY FORCE TO STAY WITH SOMEONE ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PERSON YOU ARE BEFRIENDING IS NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR FRIENDSHIP. There are over 1 trillion websites he/she can go and add her/his knowledge to a growing world desperate to hear and read from societal 'geniuses' like him/her. If Nairaland and the members irritates him/her so much, he/she can look elsewhere instead of whining over one thing over and over again.

Again, this thread came from someone else because Mpele is yet to confirm that he/she detests Nairaland and the people in it. In that case, I hang with KoboJunkie's 'Live and let live' and I'll advise the thread starter to find her/his 'ignore' button and watch Mpele melt away; I do that always. It's a free world.

I also want to know the average percentage of males and females on this site and the marrieds vs the singles. Please do cast your votes accordingly.

@ the bolded. Lies, lies and lies. Only rich yorubas can get their hands on any Igbo girl for marriage. On the other hand, a poor and average Igbo man can easily marry any class of yoruba woman. Marrying an Igbo man is a dream wish for every yoruba woman. The she/male, DeepZone can confirm this. On your own tpia, you are bloody mixed through hausa and fulani diluted blood. Your type, that is the hausas can never get any Igbo girl to marry. It's an abomination in Igboland. Tufia

Shut up you arrogant goat. Who wants your behind so bad? I wouldn't cast every ibo person here because of your foolish comment but if marrying an ibo man entails marrying quotastructure, i'd rather stay single.

Equity trading on NSE dips by 23%
Written by Michael Eboh & Providence Obuh
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Equity trading on the Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE) depreciated, Wednesday, by 22.95 percent. Particularly, a turnover of 417.99 million shares valued at N4.36 billion was recorded in 8,389 deals, in contrast to the previous day’s turnover of 572.22 million shares valued at N12.26 billion in 8,856 deals.


Equity trading on the NSE was driven by activity in the banking sub-sector, accounting for 53.46 percent of the market turnover with 223.46 million shares valued at N3.56 billion in 4,309 deals. Ecobank Nigeria Plc recorded the highest patronage in the sub-sector, trading 86.1 million shares valued at N766.73 million in 593 deals, followed by Afribank Nigeria Plc, with a turnover of 50.70 million shares valued at N1.59 billion in 210 deals and Fidelity Bank Plc recorded 26.12 million shares valued at N192.22 million in 196 deals.


The insurance sub-sector followed on the sectorial analysis, accounting for 24.61 percent of the market turnover with 102.87 million shares valued at N141.71 million in 957 deals. Investment and Allied Assurance Plc emerged the most active in the sub-sector, trading 53.48 million shares valued at N39.57 million in 158 deals, followed by Lasaco Assurance Plc with the exchange of 22.26 million shares valued at N45.41 million 85 deals and Goldlink Insurance Plc recorded 12.62 million shares valued at N19.68 million in 69 deals.


Driven by losses on the share prices of majority of the listed equities, the performance indices, the All-share index and market capitalisation both dropped by 0.47 percent each.


Particularly, the index, which opened at 48,608.40 points, dipped by 229.68 basis points to close at 48,378.72 points, while the capitalisation dipped by N48.14 billion to close at N10.14 trillion from N10.19 trillion at which it opened.


Chevron Oil Nigeria Plc recorded the highest share price loss, dropping by N4.06 to close at N401.98 per share from N406.04 per share at which it opened, followed by Oando Plc, with a loss of N1.68 to close at N166.82 per share and Guinness Nigeria Plc dipped by N1.22 to close at N121.30 per share.


Other share price losers include: Nigerian Breweries Plc N0.47, Zenith Bank Plc N0.37, First Bank of Nigeria Plc N0.30, BOC Gases Plc N0.29, Ashaka Cement Plc N0.28, Intercontinental Bank Plc N0.27, United Bank for Africa Plc N0.27, among others.

On the contrary, Conoil Plc recorded the highest share price gain, rising by N4.69 to close at N98.51 per share from N93.82 per share at which it opened, followed by UAC Nigeria Plc with a gain of N0.99 to close at N45.99 per share and PZ Cussons Nigeria Plc recorded N0.80 to close at N25.00 per share.


Other share price gainers include: Ecobank Nigeria Plc N0.40, International Breweries Plc N0.40, Union Diagnostics Plc N0.16, Big Treat Plc N0.15, Adswitch Plc N0.11, Unic Insurance Plc N0.10, among others.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/sep/18/306.html

[b]Right groups mobilise 86 lawyers for man with 86 wives[/b]

IN a humorous and dramatic play on number, a coalition of Nigerian human rights groups has said it has mobilised 86 lawyers to defend the man with 86 wives who is currently being detained for unlawful marriages.



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A human rights activist and playwright Shehu Sani said: "The coalition of 27 human rights groups in the north has mobilised 86 lawyers to defend Bello Masaba against the charges brought against him and the threat of banishment."

Sani who spoke yesterday in an interview said: "It is our determination to protect his fundamental human rights as enshrined in the Nigerian constitution and international law."

Sani, the director of Civil Rights Congress, a rights group based in Kaduna is a member of the coalition.

He said the identities of the defence lawyers would not be disclosed for fear of blackmail and intimidation, adding that the coalition "will go to any length to defend Masaba whom we believe is a political prisoner and prisoner of conscience."

Masaba, 84, was whisked away from his home town Bidda in Niger State by police and arraigned before an Upper Sharia court in the state capital Minna "for incendiary contempt of religious laws and contracting unlawful marriage to 86 wives", a court clerk told AFP.

Masaba came to the limelight two months ago when he admitted in the media to having 86 wives and 170 children, insisting that his marriages did not contravene Islam which allows a man to get married to up to four wives.

The news attracted sharp criticism and indignation from all over the north, particularly from Islamic clerics, with the Jama'atu Nasril Islam (JNI), the Nigerian Muslim umbrella body slamming a fatwa or death sentence on Masaba.

Two weeks ago, Masama agreed to divorce 82 of the wives and keep four, the maximum Islam allows, following a two-day ultimatum issued to him by the influential traditional chief of Bidda to either choose four of the 86 wives or leave the town.

"The choice of 86 lawyers is deliberate. For each wife, Masaba will have a lawyer," Sani said.


http://odili.net/news/source/2008/sep/18/24.html

Yoruba community in Anambra State condemns kidnap of 21 Igbo traders
By Okey Maduforo, Correspondent, Awka

Yoruba community in Anambra State, under the umbrella of Egbe Omo Oduduwa has condemned the alleged kidnap of 21 Igbo traders in Owo, Ondo State, warning that it is a threat on the unity and peaceful coexistence of Nigeria as a nation.


The traders were allegedly kidnapped last Friday by three militant groups known as Palace Boys, Eyin Ogbe Boys and Iloro Youths, who demanded millions of naira as ransom before they would be released.


The militants had last year kidnapped 16 Igbo traders before the latest incident which led to a petition to the state Commissioner of Police Mr. Charles Dawodu, by Ndigbo in the community.


Speaking with Daily Independent in Awka, Anambra State, the chairman of **Egbe Omo Oduduwa** in the area Baba Tunde Adegbenjo, said the incident sends danger signals, adding that there is no state in the country that do not have militants.


"We want to condemn the action and attitude of these militants. We have militants all over the federation and they should consider the fact that if they continue with this other people will revenge and when they do, it becomes crisis everywhere.


"So we are not happy with the attitude of our people back home who gather themselves together and call themselves militants.


"The relation of any of those victims would look for people around to kidnap and those of us outside the Yoruba land or non-indigenes generally would become victims. If this type of thing continues we will have no option but to point to the residence of part of Yoruba land where these activities are taking place.


"The place where it happened is Owo community, so instead of allowing them to go and revenge on Ogwoko man or Akure or Ondo town, we will now point to the residence of the Owo people among us; so that they will go and pick them. This is because things like this spread like wild fire and we will not allow that to happen."


Adegbenjo further noted that security is very important in business interaction and such a thing can affect business between visitors and owners of the land.


"If an Igboman do not feel safe to do business in Yoruba land they will not go there and those of us in Igbo land will not be comfortable and these are the type of incident we experienced some time ago, when the Hausa people had problems with the Igbos and many lives were lost.


"We do not want this type of thing and this is how it starts. So we have to tell our people to stop all these nonsense they are doing. It will not discourage economic development and sound interpersonal relationship in the country."


He urged the Ondo State government to take action quickly to protect the interest of the Igbo in the area as Yoruba and other ethnic groups are being protected in the South East zone; adding that the people at the zone and their respective governments have been friendly and displayed the spirit of brotherhood among visitors and settlers in Igbo land.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/sep/18/704.html

I will not Circumcise my boys

You better do for health consequences. An uncircumcised peewee is a comfortable home for harmful bacteria. It's dirty and very unhygienic.

Big lie.

His enemies are at work again.

You need deliverance!!!
How come, u are not working tonight??

Because I am not a queen of the night.

You are insane. Grin
DeepZone on her own is fugly. . . . .Ya effigy would make me stomach turn.

The question is not whom you shagged but the fact that you can stoop so low to shag a woman whose boobs dropped below the freezing point

come back baby

I thunk we were talking about you, no?

You probably shagged my effigy.

How did you come about a relation with icecream and garri Huh. Icecream is icecream

That's his usual imagination anytime he's smoking garri to cool his brain during the summer because he cannot afford ice cream.

She wanted to know why i double-strapped when i shagged her. Grin Grin Grin Grin
DeepZone wants to sue for damages. . . .Her eyes are locked on ma frostbitten Rolex and bracelets

You shagged a woman with pendulous boobs? I'm seriously appalled!!!

Well, I won't say that fat women are happier, but women who take care of their bodies, who enjoy their food just tend to be happier. The really thin girls may be stressed from lack of food and having to starve and watch whatever they're eating, and the overweight women may also be more nagging, and jealous of every 'skinny' girl their boyfriend steals a glimpse at.

Lol, this is the funniest i've read this evening. Girl, who told you that skinny women always starve?

I am better off. . . .You are a trailer park babe.
The last time i checked, u were milking cows in Nebraska while i was globetrotting(u don't belong in ma league)
You are a vagrant. . . .Cow farts turned u to a sheisty twit.

We all know your pub friends and paraga professional colleagues plus their pay as you go girlfriends. Yes, I don't belong there.

10k Zimbabwean Dollars is not up to 12p.
I thought your boobs would worth more than this?

Sorry to burst your bubble. It's US dollars and before you go on, remember that Hannibal got the pay from Mugu. Are you sayingg that the Mugu muguud him by paying Zimbabwean dollars?

He has continously said he is not running a black campaign.

Of course. Did black people vote him in there alone? This is not your tribal hausa politics abeg.

But your ex-boyfriend was a broke ass. . . .
He cannot afford the services of an escort even if it was priced at $5.
Nigga is on benefits.

What will you call yourself that lives in council quarters?

OL! Tasting what medicine?
Abeg leave him alone for me. I will be forced to take action! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Tongue
Your hubby needs your attention, leave Sly in peace. I don't want them to kill him for me

Start taking the action by deflating his stomach. use any stomach pump or emetics sold in drug stores.

I used to think it was a hoax until i saw DeepZone there with her sagging boobs.

you should be ashamed that you paid a whooping $10K just to see that sagging boobs and never saw it. That amount would've given your gf a good boob job with some change.

He came to the club with this model-esque chic(34-24-24) and when i compared her to your ugly self. . . . The gulf width was staggering!!
If i were u, i would get a boob job done instead of those mammary glands of yours that obey the simple harmonic motion.

This bush man obviously is not aware that one can hire a partner to a club or party for a good fee. How will you attend your school reunion next year if you haven't asked around for such services? You better start calling that your friend.

Hahaha, tell that to your cat!!!

Or his peewee.

Your ex-boyfriend!!!

He confessed to me n ELDEE that your boobs travel like a swinging pendulum while u are WORKING IT

So why didn't he stop working on it since my boobs needs an extreme makeover? More like the so called EX is jealous I dumped his ass.that's what guys usually do.

Pure Jealousy . . . . , . . .Women are so sick that they will even undermine their own friends.

Good point.

I hear stories from ma homies in bars/pubs.
Fat women are gluttons most of the time.

From which of your friends? Eldee, Sly or pataki? Tell us abeg.

You don't know?
She is a Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry fat lady,
She has a customized map which she uses to locate her bellybutton

don't let me tell nairaland that you use a customized mirror to see your peepee.