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SalisuJasper:
Please can someone give me tips, i have just been posted to plateau state for my nysc.

what are the things i need to know

I stay in Jos.
Just come with 2 or 3 jackets, thick socks and blanket.
Are u a Christian or Muslim?
I can help u to runs ur ppa to jos town
If u are interested call me on zero seven zero one nine four five zero four five four. It doesn't come free

Good morning software engineers in the house. I intend to apply for software training at decagon institute, these are the courses that they have and I don't know the one to go for.
Java stack
Node stack
.Net stack
Python stack
Android dev stack and
IOS stack
Which one do u think is best for me to go for, I don't have any prior knowledge on any of them. I have basic knowledge on html5, CSS5

This your girlfriend of 4yrs don suffer oo

Nekky5:
Try and have an honest discussion with him as regards your income flow. Let him know and see that you are being sincere ,that is if you have been oo. Love him and live in Peace with him . You guys are blood Brothers. Meanwhile work harder legitimately while you look for own apartment no matter how small it might be.

Person never see 2000 to fill 3kg of gas u are telling her to move out of d house, is her brother chasing her out?
Abi when she get to her own apartment ,won't she be buying all these things.
Moving out is not the solution for her.
She is trying and her brother too is trying, things are hard in this country now. For someone to give u a roof over ur head, the person tried

Don't confront her yet, there is no concrete evidence to back up or claim. Just hack her whatsapp account and be monitoring her

fattprince:
I know you are asking for advice and i know I might not get the help but I will ask because you might just be in an helping mood. I will appreciate if you can lend/give #20k for my final year project I will be starting tomorrow. If you are going to lend I will pay back in 3 months. God Bless you as you consider.

As for Business advice,get a car and register it with Uber rent it out I heard drivers pay up to 50k weekly since you have your job don't touch the weekly returns. Use it to get another car when it's reach a good amount. Do this till you get 4-5 cars and you will be on your way to wealth

See as u talk ham as if it is easy
50k a week? Just like that

Those saying that you should bang her, don't listen them. You should have done that before now. If you try and do it now she will manipulate you and you will have problem with your current girlfriend. You can accept her back as friend but set your boundary.

What you should be looking for is job not another person's daughter that you will use the hell out of her

MrCodeSolo:
Another golden rule of trading kryptos always exit at d slightest sign of bearishness And pls stay away from weak projects dat will nuke ur portifolio. As we encroach on d bear market territory, Go for gems dat always make a quick comeback whenever bttc wans to go up some bit. TRIAS, RMRK, ADA, PDEX, HYDRAS, ETH, BNB, DODO, MAHA, PYR and to mention buh a few and note dat d money u gain or lose in trading spot doesnt happen to come to u on a straight line. No! Naa zigzag line all thro. if no dip, no rise. Dz new bttc week will finish strong on 24th jan. based on speculation dou.

To me the best coin that make a quick comeback is Luna and ftm

Udapod:
Which coin should I buy now. I want to hold it till march

Gala

Nice design
Keep it up

victons:
You're still trying not to be wicked? Breakfast awaits you.

I no dey afraid of breakfast. I always prepare for it in every relationship I found myself. You prepare ur heart for the good and for the bad

Ladies should start coming out and tell us how guys maltreated them... Let us hear it, we want to learn from it.
Don't leave guys to be doing it alone here on this plat form

Daxyd4realzy:
Bro, do whatever you want to do but Please don't marry such a lady.... The handwriting is clear!!!

No Peace to Simps

Does the lady want to even marry him? Someone that have the intention of marrying you won't be behaving like that to u

Airtel router that come with 240GB is 10k
Mifi is 5k with 125GB
I received a message from to come and buy

This guy should pay us abeg.
Dec 24 and person never receive salary

I'm happy for her. You can see the joy on her face

Thatladybirdie:
Hello Nairalanders

I think I'm lonely, lol. So, I broke up with my long distance ex months ago because the sparks stopped flying and it's been hard finding a worthy partner ever since.

So, I'm in my early twenties, I work in Lagos and earn quite above average, I'm from the East, I can't say how attractive I am coz beauty they say lies in the eyes of the beholder. Well, I'm in search of a matured guy preferably from the East as well, based in Lagos would be a huge plus coz long distance relationships are a bit stressful.
The thing is, I have a hugeee thing for fair guys so pleaseee be fair lol. I can do dark too if you have cute lips
I don't really care much about finances but I still want a working class guy or someone with an already established business. Someone lovable, funny and smart.

My perfect day would be a day out with my man to the movies, the beach, a nice restaurant, etc. That's why I'm attracted to extroverted guys. Someone that loves to go out and have his babe by his side at all times.
I'm a hopeless romantic and quite introverted so I may be shy for the first few days, but I'll adjust. And you better be ready coz when I do, I'll bug the life out of you.

I think I've spoken too much...

Please private chat me if you're interested in getting to know me more and you tick most of these boxes. Thanks guys

P.S: Yeah yeah ... New account, bla bla. I'm not a stranger to nairaland. I created this account specifically for this reason because I'm shy

What do you really want?

Codebite:
Depression wan kill me...

God who send me enter crypto ����

I've lost over 1million naira since I joined in January... Now my house rent expires nextonth, nothing on ground...

I put the little 250k I have left in FTM at 2.08$ now 1.6$,
Shib at 0.000045 now 0.000036
Mana at 4.4$ now at 3.7$ and boom Less than two days later dip started.
Market is behaving as though another dip is about to start .. I've already lost over 90,000naira, and I feel like crying...

God when will crypto ever favour me..


My entries where okay.. but alas I had no idea a another major dip is coming, this thing happens Everytime I buy, major dip happens immediately after I've bought

You are just giving yourself unnecessary headache. Don't sell those coins, leave it like that. It will later get back to where u bought it. The mistake u made is using all the money u have to buy at once.
I no dey panic again in crypto, I learnt a lot of lesson on May crash. 60k of my money is always on usdt in case if dip come.

Cryptobits:
The best maths you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of your current decisionThis is a PURE gamblers mind set. Crypto is not MBA, MMM, get quick rich syndrome or money doubling game. It a minus sum game. With this mindset, you will blow your account and end up calling crypto a scam.

Come and blow it for me.
Have u been the one managing my account since last year October that I started with $400?
Oga I know how crypto works, many coins this year has done more than 2000% e.g Sol, axs, Gala and Co and there is possibility that some coins will still done more than this coming year. We just don't know the actual coin

DieRich5:
$100 to $2k enter future trading ND trade wit 100x, if ur first trade go well Dem put ur capital aside ND follow up with the profit b4 October it either u loss all or ur $100 added


[s] No go broke urself cus u wan marry next year o, small wedding is ok..........[/s]

I no dey near that future trading, it can make u or break you

[quote author=yemmywesey post=108321603][/quote]Shina inu ko wakainu ni. Jokes apart shina can't give me that kind of return in d next 11 months. Look at it's market cap

My cryptocurrency gurus, pls is there anyone that can recommend one or two coins I can put $100 into that will yield $2000 by next year October 2022. I dey plan to marry toward ending of next year and and I no too get funds. Lol
What I am saying might look funny because I know how crypto works. Openheaven and co over to u

ABANGWABOI:
E shock me the day my brother told me that some of them Doctors earn as low as 75k at FMC Owerri ..
Despite them shouting Brain drain .. still Dem full for naija.. e dey hard Dem now to get work unlike before.. very soon doctors go full everywhere like lawyers for this country..
Na em make if Dem wn do their Mumu shakara, sharperly that Idiot Minister of Labour go change am for them too..

Confused lots..

Your brother dey bobo u.
If a doctor is receiving 75k a month in FMC,how much will a microbiologist earn?
Even that 75k can be his call duty allowance

Tolu181:
30k don turn to 12k

540k don turn to 450

verybadmouth:
Oga, God go help all of us. He shouldn't have accepted a job he knows he is not okay with. I marked scripts in service sometimes in 2014 and I remember the money I was paid was not even enough to buy me a pair of jeans and tops.
My point is he should just hang on till they pay him. This is Nigeria bro.

The one u marked in 2014 u mark rubbish too?
Marking is a side hustle, I mark too and I see it as nothing because that is my area of discipline (I am a lecturer and it is part of our work?

verybadmouth:
Most of them mark rubbish. One girl in my street that cannot even construct a sentence wrote Waec in SS2 and got 5 A's. This is simply because the marker is marking rubbish.

How old are u?
Someone that pass through the wall of higher institution can't be talking like this.
So all the 5 examiners that mark the 5 subjects
of her getting 5 A's marks rubbish?
Haha think of what u are saying now, with all these miracle centres someone can write for her

verybadmouth:
Shut up your mouth there and get my point. Is it not possible this guy made a mistake in the process of registration. I'm sure he failed to do something right. Stop being silly and understand.

It is better to keep quiet if u don't know some things... I was involved in the marking exercise too and I am very sure the guy didn't make any mistakes. Even if it 4k they are owing him, Do u know what it takes to make 270+ script within 7days with recording.

Witlee1:
Thank you

How can I start the process?

Just google it
All the details is there

Witlee1:
My gf got pregnant, I'm not an advocate of abortion so I told her to keep it so I and my live-in gf had a child (girl) outside wedlock who is 2 years old now and I took care of her and the child for 1 year and 8 months,paid the hospital bills and everything, which a single dough of the girls family didn't come to the wellbeing of the child, it was All me which the mother of the girl is aware of.

Though I dont want to marry the girl now due to the harsh economy of Nigeria but I have plans to marry her later on plus I can't just jump into marriage when I'm not yet able to cater for a family yet so I told her to keep the child with her mother till I can be able to stand on my feet and foster for us all,me and my gf still lived together without the baby and I helped her pay some fees for her school cuz I understood that for my baby to be educated the mother needs to be .

Fast forward to now, the mother of my gf doesn't want me to see my child because I don't want to marry my gf now, my gf and her mother had to even report me to human rights for me never to contact my gf any longer cuz I am threatening her which I never did... I tried contacting my gf to know what is happening, she's not picking her calls neither is the mother too and when I texted my gf she rained insults on me lol (life's so unfair)

NB: I learnt from a reliable source that the mother of my gf is the one Influencing her this way,my gf is also in her 3rd year at school
I'm so confused, please advice me on next step to take

Take it to justice court

We go see wetin u go do

Nonexisting:
Even if you don't have money, it's better to borrow and enter plane than borrow to pay ransom to bandits.

I don't understand
Is it everybody that travel from Abuja to Lagos that they kidnap?