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Thastie:
The question is expected now.....when you have been fed with falsehood.
What a reasonable human being will do is to seek the whole truth, but the likes of you will never, you get erected when its all negatives about Islam

Good, why don't you educate me by giving me references from the Quran?

Thastie:
Pity yourself please and get enlightened.

Islam don't enslaves women....its total freedom.
As a Muslim woman, I have a right to maintain my father's name in marriage.

Until the 19th century, women dont own their properties. Islam gives me the right to own property. Even in Igbo land women don't inherit properties, until recently.
If you are thinking about polygamy. It's not a must for me as a Muslim woman to go into polygamy, its all about choice. Before marriage I can draw a contract that my husband will not take a second wife, its my right.

In marriage I don't have to spend one penny on the household, my husband has to finance everything. If I spend on the family.... I am doing charity.
And lots more.......tell me what religion beat this?
And I also have a right to choose my partner....whom am going to marry.

Religion is different from culture

which version of islam is this one

johnydon22:
let's hear it

It seems that Quantum theory, on the other hand, can predict how the universe will begin. Quantum theory introduces a new idea, that of imaginary time. Imaginary time may sound like science fiction, and it has been brought into Doctor Who. But nevertheless, it is a genuine scientific concept. One can picture it in the following way. One can think of ordinary, real, time as a horizontal line. On the left, one has the past, and on the right, the future. But there's another kind of time in the vertical direction. This is called imaginary time because it is not the kind of time we normally experience. But in a sense, it is just as real, as what we call real time.

The three directions in space and the one direction of imaginary time make up what is called a Euclidean space-time. I don't think anyone can picture a four-dimensional curve space. But it is not too difficult to visualize a two-dimensional surface, like a saddle, or the surface of a football.

If space and imaginary time are indeed like the surface of the Earth, there wouldn't be any singularities in the imaginary time direction, at which the laws of physics would break down. And there wouldn't be any boundaries, to the imaginary time space-time, just as there aren't any boundaries to the surface of the Earth. This absence of boundaries means that the laws of physics would determine the state of the universe uniquely, in imaginary time. But if one knows the state of the universe in imaginary time, one can calculate the state of the universe in real time. One would still expect some sort of Big Bang singularity in real time. So real time would still have a beginning. But one wouldn't have to appeal to something outside the universe, to determine how the universe began. Instead, the way the universe started out at the Big Bang would be determined by the state of the universe in imaginary time. Thus, the universe would be a completely self-contained system. It would not be determined by anything outside the physical universe, that we observe.

My mom has been scammed a lot! money that she would have used to do better things she would be giving it out to pastors for one prayer this one prayer that! and the prayers ain't even effective and I cant even tell her

KingEbukasBlog:
I know lots of people who have experienced miracles . Some of them are relatives . They were ardent church-goers in their former churches but once they stepped into my Church the Lord's Chosen , their problems vanished immediately.

Do you mean this people that look like they got more problems actuall solved a problem?
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How una day take type plenty things like this

proudafrogal:
sexist

No am more of a feminist even though am male and 2) you didn't understand my comment

All in good fun. Five for each religion. See if this works on your friends who have not yet seen the light of reason.

Christianity – Catholicism

If you leave:

You can stop trying to justify the inquisition, persecution of Galileo, and slaughter of Native Americans by the Conquistadors.
You no longer have to kneel in church, so the priest can look down on his flock and get a good glimpse of cleavage.
You no longer have to spend hours trying to find where purgatory, the stations of the cross and some myriad other Catholic doctrines are mentioned in the Bible.
You no longer have to blush while listening to Billy Joel’s song “Only the Good Die Young.”
You no longer have to wonder why the priest gets to drink the wine, and you only get a wafer at Communion.

Islam – Sunni

If you leave:

You can stop trying to explain how the moon split into two parts.
No more prayer 5 times a day, with your posterior, pointed up in the air as though it were an anti-aircraft gun.
Fasting will just mean going without food because you’re on a diet, and you can still drink water and smoke.
Alcohol, yes! Humanities’ favorite recreational drug. God must have created fermentation for a reason….
Do you really want women to be second class, and hidden under something that looks like an old tablecloth that’s been recycled by someone’s grandmother into a dress? Fashion awaits you!

Hinduism

If you leave:

You can stop trying to dream up imaginary ways to claim that early Hindus knew about quantum mechanics, genetic engineering, and powered flight, and focus on the fact that most of them still don’t use a toilet.
You can actually date and socialize with a wider range of Indians once you give up the caste system – which will materially increase your chances of getting laid.
You won’t have to answer silly questions anymore from non-Hindus about the Thugs, and whether you practice human sacrifice to Kali.
Beef steaks are best cooked rare, with a side of grilled onions and mushrooms.
You can dump the subservience to the husband and father stuff but still keep the awesome sari fashions.

Christianity – Protestantism

If you leave:

No more trying to fit a triune God (Father-Son-Holy Ghost) into a monotheistic box.
You don’t have to feel guilty that Martin Luther said this about the peasants’ revolt in 1533: “I, Martin Luther, slew all the peasants in the uprising, for I ordered that they be put to death; all their blood is on my neck. But I refer it all to our Lord God, who commanded me to speak as I did.”
No more wondering what the “Grace of God” is in reality.
You can now freely laugh at Mormons.
You don’t have to pretend that you care about poor people anymore.

Islam – Shiism

If you leave:

No more having to revere a guy who lost a fight back in 680 CE.
You don’t have to worry about being a Twelver anymore, and whether the al-Mahdi might show up uninvited to dinner some evening.
Smoked or honey cured bacon is ambrosia, really, trust me on this.
No more self-flagellation.
When you go to a prostitute, you don’t need to get married for the duration of the tryst anymore. Save a bundle in divorce settlements….

Buddhism

If you leave:

You don’t have to agonize anymore over whether you are part of a religion or a philosophy.
Life is no longer suffering, it’s actually pretty fun, especially the sex, drugs and rock and roll – which is what you’ve probably been missing.
No more getting up at dawn to feed the monks.
You never again have to sit in meditation until your butt goes to sleep.
And who really cares what the sound of “one hand clapping” is anyway?

Islam – Sunni Salafism

If you leave:

Your kids can aspire to something more intellectual than the memorization of a book written 1,400+ years ago – and which didn’t make much sense then either.
Wives can actually drive the kids to school and get the groceries.
You can watch movies, where people get limbs chopped off, are thrown off buildings, are beheaded, and are whipped and brutalized, rather than watching it in real life as punishments under Sharia law. There is more splatter in movies, and they can also do it in slow motion.
No more genital mutilation – which should be a good thing for everyone concerned.
You can stop wanting to kill everyone who doesn’t have the same beliefs as you, and just chill. It’s much healthier, and people will stop calling you a terrorist.

Sikhism

If you leave:

No more turbans, which in itself is a good thing, as outsiders usually associate this with snake charming, bureaucrats from the Ottoman Empire, eunuchs, and men who rent out flying carpets for a living.
You don’t have to worry about forgetting the Divine Name.
You can eat at McDonald's instead of the Langar – although that may not be an improvement.
You can be dishonest and cheat on your taxes, like everyone else.
You can stop lying when you say Sikhism has no castes when it really does.

Taoism and Chinese Folk Religions

If you leave:

You don’t need to burn paper cars, homes, money, mobile phones, and jewelry anymore to make your dead ancestors happy.
You will lack a reason for procrastination and indecision, which could be a good thing or a bad thing.
You can use Viagra – which actually works - instead of some bits of a tiger, rhinoceros, or whatever other animal is considered to be auspicious for erections.
You no longer worship celestial bureaucrats.
You won’t feel bad about not being able to walk up walls, stride on the wind, talk to celestial dragons or drink potions with mercury to make you immortal.

Shinto

If you leave:

The Emperor puts his pants on just like everyone else, it’s just that he has 3 people helping him.
Get over being the children of the gods, and focus on catching Pokemon and watching hentai anime.
Save a fortune since you no longer have to buy Omamori every time you get a new car or house or boyfriend, have a school exam, want a promotion, want to get pregnant, or pretty much every other normal life function that other people seem to manage without kami intervention.
You can stop feeling guilty about the Yasukuni shrine.
You no longer have to be shy about wearing nylons and garters under the kimono.

Mormonism

If you leave:

You can enjoy real history for a change, and not worry why there is no evidence of the Nephites and Lamanites having massive battles with iron chariots.
You can drink tea and coffee, which by itself should be sufficient reason to leave any religion.
No more ultra-ugly magic underwear!
Tithes are a thing of the past, spend your own money or pick a poor person and help them out, rather than pay for a religious bureaucracy that would make the Pentagon blush with envy.
You no longer have to wonder how the 10 Tribes of Israel (who didn’t have ships) made it to America, and somehow forgot Hebrew, forgot how to smelt iron or even copper, and didn’t bring any food crops with them (wheat or barley would have been nice).

Judaism

If you leave:

You can admit that kosher animal slaughter is cruel.
No more circumcisions! (Why was it that Yahweh could only recognize his own male adherents by looking at their penis anyway?)
Lobster, shrimp, oysters, all await you.
No more feeling guilty when you masturbate on the Sabbath.
You can stop being offended anytime anyone says anything nice about Germans, and buy that BMW you always wanted.

Native American Religions

If you leave:

You can stop wondering why you revere gods who didn’t protect you from losing your land, contracting smallpox, or being a sucker for booze.
You no longer need to wear leather that smells like the dog basket, wear feathers, and pound drums to worship (well, the drums are pretty cool actually…).
Never again will you have to explain that your particular tribe did have names for its gods, and all that “Great Spirit” stuff was really just Hollywood rubbish since they couldn’t pronounce the names of gods in Native American languages.
You can smoke pot or shrooms because you like it, and not worry about whether you’re communing with some forest animal, clouds, or the ghost of your great grandpa.
You no longer need to feel bad because you never understood the point of the religion anyway, except as an excuse to wear leather with fringe.

Zoroastrianism

If you leave:

You don’t have try to explain Zoroastrianism to anyone ever again.
You only have to lite a fire now when it’s cold or you want to be romantic or you need a smoke.
You don’t have to worry about where to find vultures nowadays.
No more guilt about not driving a Mazda.
You no longer have to attend dating parties where everyone else is your cousin.

Christianity - Orthodox

If you leave:

You can get rid of the ugly icons where all the characters look constipated.
You never have to explain that Orthodoxy is not the same as Roman Catholicism, for really very silly reasons that would only make sense to an eleventh-century monk with delusions of grandeur.
You can have Christmas and Easter at the same time as everyone else.
No more explanations needed when asked about why the headquarters of Orthodoxy (Constantinople) was conquered by the Muslim Turks if it was really God’s religion.
This will not give you a headache ever again: “The Father is eternal and not begotten and does not proceed from any, the Son is eternal and begotten of the Father, and the Holy Spirit is eternal and proceeds from the Father.”

Jainism

If you leave:

You can use bug zappers.
Fried chicken is delicious.
You don’t have to sweep the floor in front of you, or wear a mask, or drink water through cheesecloth anymore.
You don’t have to explain to people that your swastika is a religious symbol and that you are not a Nazi.
Life without garlic is really not worth living anyway.

source:
http://www.atheistrepublic.com/blog/dean-van-drasek/five-reasons-leave-your-religion-something-almost-everyone

Will I be getting my own 72virgins?

I like that Stephen Hawkings IMAGINARY TIME Concept

In Islam, you are allowed to marry three Wives as long as you are able to take care of them equally Which we all know is impossible but most of them still do it anyway in Christianity there is no were stated if you can or you can not. We all know the old testament God[Yahweh] never condemned it given the fact that most of his favorite do have more than one wife, Take Solomon, for example, I think the stories in the New testament lost all connection with the God of the old Testament

Make all these Aliens stop to day disturb Earth na

If you want to control a Whole Nation start with the women!

onyenze123:
Sai Buharia.

Lol he is fighting a War he can't win

dalaman:
You think we are less corrupt than the whites? They had to acknowledge that it is a problem that will not allow them move forward. They built institutions and systems that helped them solve their problems and move forward while we are still here crying baa baa baaa, meh meh meh.

No, i think we are more corrupt than the Whites, now am not saying the whites aren't corrupt but compared to Africa it's insignificant but they are the ones that actually thought us to be corrupt all this happened during colonialism which is not entirely our fault.

Corruption is the source of all our problem! take away corruption from every soul in Nigeria that's when you would know how Great this country is, take it away from all Africans and you would know How great and How really intellectual we are asAfricans

Wilgrea7:
I've been told by my fellow Christians how the devil is using me to spread falsehood

Is your own Christianity different from theirs?

ayourbamie:
What's d different between Nigeria, poverty and hell

Abeg help me ask them o

Atheisting 101
Do you remember how you aren't supposed to believe in gods or deities if you're an atheist? Well, put that aside and worship Satan anyway. This likely seems counterintuitive, but as you'll see soon it all makes perfect sense.

Now, although Satan is a malevolent deity, you apparently don't even have to believe in his existence in order to worship him. You see, no matter how often I explain to theists that if I don't believe in a god that it must naturally follow that I don't believe in his supposed nemesis either, a great many, Christians especially, still persist that regardless of my disbelief I am still doing exactly what Satan wants me to and so I'm apparently actually fighting for his team. Since the only justification for this idea that these theists can give is, "because I said so", or, “because my holy book says so", no amount of logic and reasoning will sway them from this idea. So, while atheists don't actually worship Satan, we still apparently worship Satan... because potato!

The good news here is that you don't have to actually worship Satan to be an atheist. The bad news is that by being an atheist you worship Satan by proxy, at least according to a great many theists and the bible. Since many believers are going to think you are a devil worshiper no matter what you say, I recommend having some fun with them when you run into these obstinate theists. Make your voice sound like a demon from the movies and start chanting gibberish at them, and roll your eyes back as far as you can for added effect. Or, if you want to keep it a bit tamer, just give them the horns and a hearty "Hail Satan!"*

The funny part of all this is that only the theist actually believes in Satan. The atheist finds it even more ridiculous to have an imaginary enemy than we find having an imaginary friend, and even Satanists find the whole thing to be rather silly. In the end, this is just the theists’ way of saying that if we're not with them that we must naturally be against them. Seems legit.

Atheist should use religion to their advantage walahi I tell you, you would enjoy this life. Be a Muslim if need be and be a Christian if need be. The point is using it to your advantage.......

KingEbukasBlog:
Medieval Catholic mathematicians and philosophers such as John Buridan, Nicole Oresme and Roger Bacon were founders of modern science . I've said these things before and I'll say them again

https://www.nairaland.com/3283286/communist-leaders-atheists-there-difference/6#48644248

And your source is Nairaland? and please what does "Communist leaders atheists..........." has anything to do with this?

hopefulLandlord:
lol, spirit wives/husbands/children etc are very similar to Dementors, Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger, father Christmas etc

they're all imaginary

Savage

So what of my 72virgins?

Catholic church brought modern science to the world...................WHAT!!!! this guy hasn't changed at all even has the audacity to be lying with confidence, What kind of fuckery is that?

Nice Thread!

E no go pass Ibadan girl........

No, he is dark in complexion

malvisguy212:
your logic is zoo poor, it show that you do nor study the bible before you come to this conclusion. God will not force His will on you, it either you worship Him or reject Him.

look at who is telling someone else that their logic is poor?

All the verses that say God is jealous, the context is about making references to others god. the Hebrew word use to describe the jealously of God is qanna , in no place in the bible is this word use to describe the jealousy of man, qanna is a positive word ( zealous, zeal) the reason why God is jealous is because He want us to love Him.

So there is now a type of God jealousy? is it special and by the way, you said making reference to other Gods? so Yahweh is now jealous of other God? is he insecure?

the Hebrew word use to describe the jealousy of man is qana it refers to a passionate jealousy or envy, or sexual passion, in no place in the bible is this word (qana) use to describe the jealous of God.

you dont even have shame at all @bolded

There is this church near my area before its members are allowed to enter the church gate, they are being searched. what an irony! that is, they don't trust their members or they dont trust Yahweh to protect them? like I would always say No amount of faith can change reality!

Because muslim heaven make sense die........Abeg who no want 72 virgins after hin die?

she looks like cow with that stuff on her nose