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EducationRe: See Pic Of Bored Student Attending A Lecture At The University Of Ibadan In 1953 by Dekatron(m): 3:40pm On Mar 23, 2015
LewisO:
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They are now old men now.
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kai!!!!!! JUST LIKE SERGEANTGBAGAUN & GBAGAUNFREAK: I PUT MY HAND ON MY HEAD. . . NOW OLD MEN NOW!!



OYINBO KORO 'ENGLISH IS BITTER' . .
LOL
Science/TechnologyRe: The Making Of A 3D House Printer In Nigeria. by Dekatron(m): 3:35pm On Mar 23, 2015
muafrika:
What are you talking about? Didn't get your point there,
my point is : THOUSANDS HAVE BUILT IT. HE DIDNT INVENT IT.

Can you PATENT WHAT YOU DIDNT INVENT?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Universe: The Fall Of The Antispambot by Dekatron(m): 1:24pm On Mar 23, 2015
Never mess with s.eun and the ANTISPAMBOT . Now, th bot don ban am till. . . Whenever!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Science/TechnologyRe: The Making Of A 3D House Printer In Nigeria. by Dekatron(m): 1:16pm On Mar 23, 2015
muafrika:
Protect your patent rights.
you no dey browse? It annoys me how people talk. One man was telling THE SAME PAKINGZZZ that HE SHOULD GO TO NIGERIAN AIRFORCE. I mean, dafuq is that? Because he built an RC? Go to rcuniverse.com . . I bet US government should also EMPLOY THOUSANDS THAT BUILD MORE SOPHISTICATED RC HELIS. OR : instructables.com : the PEOPLE THAT BUILT 3D printers there should PROTECT THEIR PATENT. When china has already printed a house with 3D printers.


Read very well, and make research before speaking such SENSITIVE WORDS




@ Pakingzzz, i'm 100% with you. If it succeeds, just make cash outta it. You are smart to know what i mean.
RomanceRe: Can Someone Give Me A Good Reason To Love And Marry A Nigerian Girl??? by Dekatron(m): 1:00pm On Mar 23, 2015
searching4love:
U dey mad abihuh
i choose to ignore this disrespectful kid. Lol

donpeey22:
My guy I am trying to change the mentality but it's not easy.
It annoys me when I think of the fact that the girl is in the relationship because she sees that I have the money and not that she truly loves me and desires to be in the relationship.
Most of them are only after the money yet they expect a guy to commit and be faithful to them, when I can use the same money to buy as much more pvssies as I want.
#It'sNotEasyToCommitToaNaijaGirl#
well bro, iono wadelse to say. Just. . . Have it in mind that FOREIGNERS SELF : ' DEM BE HUMAN BEING' *In SOUND SULTAN'S voice.
RomanceRe: Can Someone Give Me A Good Reason To Love And Marry A Nigerian Girl??? by Dekatron(m): 11:13pm On Mar 22, 2015
donpeey22:
Bros all girls are the same including my mum and sisters. They are annoyingly materialistic. Tell me, how can I genuinely love a girl knowing fully well that he's in the relationship for the money not for any love!
i get you.


CHANGE YOUR MENTALITY ABOUT NIGERIAN GIRLS. YOU ARE SEEING THINGS, JUST LIKE TERRORISTS(NO OFFENCE).


searching4love. . . Oya see
RomanceRe: Can Someone Give Me A Good Reason To Love And Marry A Nigerian Girl??? by Dekatron(m): 10:58pm On Mar 22, 2015
Well, it depends on HOW you see the girls. Okay, granted. Nigerian girls are materialistic, tell me : IS YOUR NIGERIAN SISTER MATERIALISTIC? WAS YOUR NIGERIAN MUM MATERIALISTIC? Listen boss, it NOT about accusing the girls.

THE WAY YOU SEE YOURSELF MATTERS ALOT TOO. Are you someone that drives a TOYOTA VENZA, HAVE iPHONE6+& SAMSUNG S6? and a smiling BANK ACCOUNT? and when you wanna approach, all you do is FLAUNT and SHOW OFF?
You cannot smear your body with VEGGIE OIL THAT WAS USED TO FRY FISH,& EXPECT THAT RATS WONT COME.


*In my Ex' voice : 'ODIKWA IMPOSSIBLE'
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Repented From GAYISM, Jesus Be Praised by Dekatron(m): 2:09pm On Mar 22, 2015
chrisviral:
grin grin grin
Don't worry, I will go and get a pics for you, but you gats give me lots of pics...

1. Pics of OP been delivered and the demon was seen leaving his body grin grin

2. Pic of a guy feeling creepy when someone yarns him those your funny lines grin cheesy grin
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Repented From GAYISM, Jesus Be Praised by Dekatron(m): 2:00pm On Mar 22, 2015
chrisviral:
That's why we have Vampires and cannibals for that, even ngwa people too grin grin I don't go about delivering them, hehehe
I have my own food "To Feed" key word been FEED

Moral of the story: learn to accommodate the vastness of Difference in orientation (be it sexual, feeding, sucking, cocking grin grin
vampires exist?? PICTURE OF NGWA PEOPLE OR. . . . wink grin
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Repented From GAYISM, Jesus Be Praised by Dekatron(m): 1:50pm On Mar 22, 2015
chrisviral:
You are really the one sounding like a Kid now grin grin

A python strangles to "Kill"
I strangle to "Kill"
I shoot to "Kill" the offence isn't the weapon or mode used but the word "Kill".

The key word here is "Gay Sex"
God created everything right? With no form on mistakes, suffice it to say, I should organise a deliverance for those animals too coz they indulge in "GAY sex". (sorry em gay folks)
i give up!!!!!! undecided grin




next time a vampire bat is sucking blood TO FEED, start sucking blood TO FEED too :-/
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Repented From GAYISM, Jesus Be Praised by Dekatron(m): 1:40pm On Mar 22, 2015
chrisviral:
Make I take fast shut up comot this thread, before I go turn activist grin grin

Hell to the NO: Jail all Gays cheesy grin grin Bats included.
a python strangles, so you can strangle. I scorpion stings, you can stoop so low to use animals as your COPY CAT. SMH.

NEXT TIME SOMEBODY BEATS/HITS YOU, START BARKING, COS A DOG DOES THAN, WHEN HIT.


You talk like a kid.
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Repented From GAYISM, Jesus Be Praised by Dekatron(m): 1:37pm On Mar 22, 2015
chrisviral:
I suppose when bats have Gay sex, the devil is also at work? grin cheesy grin

Amen brother!

The bolded makes you sound stupid, how will a girl feel, If I walk up to her and say "I wanna stick my JJ up your punny? grin grin
she would feel INSULTED & not CREEPY. She can still FATHOM the thought of the THE STICKING, but a normal guy would FEEL AS IF THE PRICK IS ALREADY IN HIS AS.S. He would feel CREEPY not INSULTED. Now, you gerrit??


As for you saying i am stupid, in SE.UN'S VOICE: I choose to ignore this disrespectful kid. Did I insult anybody? You may be married, but you just behaved like a kid(no offence)
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Repented From GAYISM, Jesus Be Praised by Dekatron(m): 1:08pm On Mar 22, 2015
Ilekeh:
What is bad about homosexuality?

What is good about heterosexuality?

Go and siddon abeg. You're heterosexual, but I can already see your flaws and inadequacy by your portrayal of low self-esteem.

Nature intended for man to have variety in sexuality, but brainwashed religious people, such as yourself, try to inhibit that intention. It will not work.

Nature before religion. And don't sell me that craps about God creating nature, I'm not interested.
sir/ma . .



I see that nature is against same sex intercourse. Listen guy/ babe, potrayal of low self esteem?? Dafuq u saying? Ooookaaayyy, i dig. Anybody that does not share the same view with you automatically have low self esteem. Issorait.

Example:
How wll you feel( be sincere here), if i came, and said : 'I WANNA STICK MY PRICK INTO YOUR ASS' after all, its NATURE at work. If you felt creepy, then YOU ARE FORCING YOUSELF TO INCLINE WITH AMERICAN/EUROPEAN MENTALITY.

A KLEPTOMANIAC SEES NOTHING BAD IN STEALING, BUT ISNT STEALING BAD? ISNT IT THE SAME 'NATURE' THAT IS AT WORK?? Abeg, i just come from church(went to charge my phone sha. Lol), i want cook oo. No cross my lane.
LiteratureRe: Blessing Of The Fæ,ocelot Spleen. Rise Of The Guardians,chief Of The CH'ANG SHI by Dekatron(op): 12:59pm On Mar 22, 2015
Mayorblaze:
Guy i wan come futa come knock your head before...

Nice update
baba, abeg o. . ... How u take know say i be futarian? Hehehehehehehehehehehehe . . Update coming
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Repented From GAYISM, Jesus Be Praised by Dekatron(m): 12:30pm On Mar 22, 2015
Ilekeh:
Madam, let no one call you abnormal.

There's nothing wrong with your sexuality.

Do not make a man's life miserable by pretending to be heterosexual, but inwardly preferring a same-sex lifestyle.
listen, is GAYISM GOOD?? IF YOU AGREE, THEN YOU ARE A FEMALE . . . . IF YOI AGREE IT IS BAD, YOU ARE A MALE, AND YOU ARE AN HYPOCRITE, WOMAN WRAPPER. I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. SUPPORT HOMO, BUT NT LESBIANISM, COS THEY ARE FEMALE.


BETTER JOIN BOKO , to have an EVERLASTING ER*CTION,&72 VIRGINS THAT WOULD BE VIRGINS FOR EVER. . .
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Repented From GAYISM, Jesus Be Praised by Dekatron(m): 12:23pm On Mar 22, 2015
jhydebaba:
so why the advert?
u for complete am with your name and picture.
hmmmmm CODE RED!!!!!! GAY ALERT!!!!!! GAY SPOTTED!!!!!! COVER YOUR YANSH WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS MY BROTHERS!!!!!!

BRO, YOU WELL SO?? INFACT, YOU NEED JESUS.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Decline Of Science Section In Nairaland by Dekatron(m): 4:21pm On Mar 21, 2015
That is NIGERIA/NIGERIANS for you. They would subscribe to see maheeda's nude, but not the MARS ROVER.


I AM AN UNDERGRADUATE, AND ON CAMPUS, ANY TIME A COMPANY COMES TO CAMPUS TO DO RAFFLE/GIVE GIFTS, ALL THEY DO IS ; BEAUTY PEAGENT,RAP BATTLES,EATING COMPETITIONS, COMEDY ETC.


ETISALAT CAME. GUESS HIW MUCH THEY GIVE A DUDE THAT DID SOME CRAY RAPS : #50,000 CASH. yet I SAW/KNOW A DUDE: HE PROGRAMMES ANYWHERE, PROVIDED HE COULD PLUG HIS LAPTOP. I cry when i see this. IT WAS ONLY AIRTEL that did SCIENCE EXHIBITION, AND I WAS OVER HAPPY. AS IN, I EVEN SKIPPED LECTURES TO WATCH.

Why do you think that ENTERTAINMENT THRIVE IN OUR BELOVED COUNTRY? COS WE REWRD WRONG THINGS. IF AN ENGINEERING GUY/ MATHEMATICS STUDENT THAT SPENDS HOUR IN LAB, WORKING, DERIVING FORMULAS - ---- FOURIER SERIES, LASER CUTTING, FLUID MECHANICS_________ WAS GIVEN THE #50,000, wont others wanna win too?? Thereby, forcing themselves to work? I weep.


Seun, i have a challenge. Instead of rewarding ONLY software/programming, why not organize HARDWARE/ MATHEMATICS COMPETITIONS? THis would encourage people that are working hard. Not only CODING does it all, you know?? I have always held u in high esteem, and extreme respect, pls dont ignore. Please, please and please, do something.
Thanks, everybody

Cc: seun.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Making Of A 3D House Printer In Nigeria. by Dekatron(m): 4:05pm On Mar 21, 2015
Nice concept pakingzzz. But i have few questions: have you made a more simpler printer? The theory may/might seem easy, but such project has a small/little probability of succeeding at first instance/build .

2. Since i knew arduino, it us used by hobbyists/engineers for smaller/less complex project. WHAT ARDUINO IS BIG/STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS?? CAN YOU KINDLY GIVE US LINKS/VIDEOS/SPECS/IMAGE.


Since i knew you, this is the ONLY project i see that seems great, not some CHILDISH R.C that millions of 16 year olds build. No insults o.

Thanks.

Cc: baba11,princejude,gaussian .


Make i call them
RomanceRe: The PHOBIA Of Guys Approaching A Girl: Is It Natural Or Unusual? by Dekatron(m): 3:50pm On Mar 21, 2015
falconey:
Interesting hypothesis I must say.......
lol. . . Abegi, hw is it interesting?
RomanceRe: The PHOBIA Of Guys Approaching A Girl: Is It Natural Or Unusual? by Dekatron(m): 3:16pm On Mar 21, 2015
For me, i think its a mixture of both.

Myself for example : i can chat up any girl if i feel like. I've done that many times at school, yet I AM ALWAYS INTIMIDATED BY LADIES I ADMIRE. I remember during my JAMB coaching, people were like : i like girls. But,that when i saw this beautiful girl (she is now ugly, thanks to some niggas). I had to send my friend to take her number for me-- during 2go craze. I even got my ex through 2go---- na she kuku woo me. Lol. Till today,that my goon would always yarb me. That i no geh liver. Now, recently, i am eyeing a babe in the best department i love after EEE--PHYSICS department. I can tell you, i am intimidated.

So,it depends on how a dude wants to feel. You can let it start as a natural phenomenon & end as an artificial phenomenon. . . I case my rest.

Cc : mhizizzy ( i wll be your nightmare until u say a single word).
PoliticsRe: Imo Journalist Lists Okorocha's Corrupt Practices & Court Disregard Since 2011 by Dekatron(m): 2:42pm On Mar 21, 2015
dubemivan:
I like this question... It is a sin because it encourage waywardness among unmarried people and also validate the waste of life and destiny of unborn babies who might be the Moses of our next generation! Beside sex outside or before marriage is a SIN and killing innocent developing babies is MURDER. Hence, legalization of Abortion is not just a SIN but also an ABORMINATION and a TABOO since it is alien to our culture and tradition and defies the supreme WORD of God!
Asking a dumb question like this.. insinuate that you might be a culprit, you better desist and repent now before Gods wrath and Amadioha vengence will consume you. thank you!
well listen .for starters, I AM NOT GUILTY & AMADIOHA or what ever is a scam/mirage.

Legalizing abortion is like just telling people to use condoms. A girl might get pregnant UN-INTENTIONALLY. So,you would tell her to HAVE THE BABY? Tell me, do you use any family planning method? If yes, then you are also guilty then. Cos if ABORTION is bad, why use a condom,to prevent pregnancy? Since you are basically doing the same-- preventing unwanted babies? See, if i were a president, I WOULD LEGALIZE ABORTION.
Tell me, if you taught you child the right thing, why would she need an abortion? She should know that you dont want an unwanted pregnancy, hence, she uses a CONDOM===> TO KILL THE SPERM OF THE YOUNG MAN. IS SHE NOT COMMITING SAME SIN AS ABORTION? . DONT USE CONDOM AT ALL, AND I WONT SUPPORT ABORTION. But if you do. . . . THATS HYPOCRISY NAH...
LiteratureRe: Blessing Of The Fæ,ocelot Spleen. Rise Of The Guardians,chief Of The CH'ANG SHI by Dekatron(op):
I've been away cos i felt i was writting for ghosts. I am a VERY EMOTIONAL somebody. . . . No critism, praises, shares, anything. ... If to be say na SEX STORY, they would all pay attention o . . Mtcheew . . . Anyways, where was i










Segun got on his power bike, shining in the dark. As a TRIBE leader, he has the authority to command ANY vampire under him, even an elder vampire.
Driving as fast as the road could allow him, he turned left, and headed for j-allen area. Packing his bike, he alighted RIGHT INFRONT of COCOA HOUSE. Scanning the vicinity, he headed for the elevator. As the elevator moved up, he started feeling excessive bloodthirst. At last, he got to the TOP FLOOR. He alighted and walked to the roof. No sooner had he started moving than a guard challenged him. He actually wasn't ready to feed, so he stared deep inside the guards eyes. Using his special vampire ability, he commanded the man to move away and never remember what happened. Getting to the top, he stared around, watching the whole city, right under him. THE ANCIENT CITY OF IBADAN. 'WE are set sir' a voice sounded in his ear. He smiled. Time to visit MOLETE & HAVE A FEAST. . . .




Update later today.
PoliticsRe: Imo Journalist Lists Okorocha's Corrupt Practices & Court Disregard Since 2011 by Dekatron(m): 2:13pm On Mar 21, 2015
pillarmaria:
are you ok?
yea, am with cold. How is ABORTION LEGALIZATION A SIN??. Reply intelligently, not like some fanatics.
RomanceRe: Deception by Dekatron(m): 6:39am On Mar 21, 2015
You know. Everybody has that person that rules them. A player is human nah... Dafuq is wrong wit the statement? NOTHING. A player always has that 'special girl' that would make him helpless.
RomanceRe: Guys Do You Get Turned On By The Word "Bra"? by Dekatron(m): 5:34am On Mar 21, 2015
My reaction to the word 'BRA' is like my me seeing my mum's bare bosom(seen iys uncountable times,she is a beautiful woman o,nt old. . Imagine). I doesn't raise a NANOMETER of my MEMBER. I ain't a pervert. Now adays, seeing half naked girl dont move me at all. Porn,its when i add imagination. Else, no. So, BRA is just a normal word as PANT.

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