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No, I PERSONALLY DONT WANT. I want one that you can like 'YOUR OWN COMMENT' like Facebook. At all at all, na im bad pass. If nobody likes my comment, i like it! Lol

OkikiOluwa1:
Scientific error

it isnt an error sir. Didnt you read the article?

I wonder how they will copulate then.

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I love igbo girls, she come fine, and is also a MIX BREED-- IGBO/YOURUBA . CHAII!! Friedplantain&oohmpa, contribute vaseline for me. Orijin101 and his series/gang,supply me alomo. Lol. Who no like better thing?


This lady and Emma Nyra, i fit die for them. . Oh!! Stormrex is joining the list. Lol

williamspaul22:
wots dis thing u carrying behind u, d thing no dey heavy u?

seriously, i may be far younger than 99.999% of people here, but HECK!! I cant do this shii.t. You could jusr say something else : like : DAMN!! U AM SEEING THIS,GUESS AM HIGH. or : SINGING- CYNTHIA MORGAN, GERMAN JUICE. . . THE GIRL WITH THE BIGGEST BEHIND. i am NOT insulting you, but NL guys do this alot, and its insulting.

Sorry if i did wrong, na this grl no dey gimme face: mhizizzy. Lol

*wink*

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I here to improve my space booking/Land buying skill.

Hmmm. . . . . Beautiful lies from a beautiful liar.

You may produce sperm @ 8, but aba!! U neva get work? Shey u are always idle? Okay. Lets say yes.

Do you carry vaseline/engine oil/olive oil/cream/soap and water about? If truly you self service in a cab,na saliva you use? Again, lets say yes,u need to apply the spit unto your palm & rub your MEMBER. dont you get caught? How come. Even in an airplane, you use the toilet for such, how much more A CAB.

Do you know how many calories you burn when self servicing? If you did it 10 times a day, its like saying: I USE 80% OF THE FOOD I EAT DAILY TO SELF SERVICE. If you mast.urbate 3 times in the morning, 3 in the afternoon, and once before going to bed, where were the urges coming from? Cos, I.M.O, self servicing as much as 3 times--lowers your urge. No matter hw addicted, there would be some times when you just dont feel like doing it.



I can go on, but i dey vex. .

Find better lie.Thanks

ShakurM:
This student would be willing 2 learn oo if u look at it well..
She won't be part of La cram La pour

She is NOT ready to learn. Its sec school,remember. If it were university, its allowed PARTIALLY. They were taught. Why write nonsense?the questions were direct& if she read, she would answer as it is in her book. She just seem SMART cos it shows she never read a thing, yet wrote something.



I was a teacher before gaining admission(primary sch though) & mum is a teacher, i once/do help dad mark waec( level don change).

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Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. My first space booking. This one is enough to build a duplex for NAIJABOIY & WIFE/GF MARIEOLAE(i gt am)?. Lol

i want to thank my sibling and brother(lol)for letting me steal his hotspot(i don password am). I thank IBEDC for giving me power to charge.


Back to topic, if i was at school, i get to church@10:00 when am early. If i was not feeling good(enjoying my sleep) i would be 30mins late.


At home, i get to church before 8 am. I am a worker nah. This time last week,bt was at school, this morning,thought i was at school, until big sis woke me. I WAS ANGRY EHN---- I LOVE SUNDAY SLEEP.

I AM ONLY RELIGIOUS AT HOME(and my family even suspect). I belong to a separate group.


*Typing frm sunday school,with Mum watching.

What i know is : I LOVE RAP MUSIC. I HATE RnB WITH PASSION, especially the WHITES' : JOHN LEGEND,et al. As in,pure hatred. But raps, it helps me cool down,encourage me,kills boredom, improve my english and word use,so many.


For nigeria, i love : M.I,YUNG6IX,KIDAKUDZ,VECTOR,PHYNO(MY GF TRANSLATES FOR ME. SHE IS IGBO). I once loved olamide, but he lost it. All he now does is SHOUT,MAKE EXPLICIT VIDEOS,et al. I still make do with ICE PRINCE WHEN I AM FINE.


For yankee : NICKI MINAJ(HOT BI.TCH),WIZ KHALIFA,SNOOP LION,SEAN KINGSTON-- HE IS NO RAPPER, BUT I LOVE HIM. LUDACRIS & DJ KHALED--THAT LAZY FAT THING. ALWAYS FT TOO MANY PEOPLE ON A TRACK HE WNT EVEN SING. Lil wayne & Rick Ross are just winning my heart. Lol


all in all, i love rap beats. Any time a rapper starts SINGING, i hate him-- why i dnt really like ZAMANI that much again.

Some one already said it. These guys made money from govt. Dangote has trade rights in his favour. Danjuma has oil blocs.
I tell people, if we have a VERY FLEXIBLE trade rights in Nigeria,DANGOTE CAN NEVER BE AS RICH AS THAT. Alas, we worship him.
If you mention TONY ELUMELU, then i'd say you are onpoint.


As to the OP'S point, if i had #500,000 and you had #260,000 provided that english said the more money you have, the richer you are, I AM RICHER THAN YOU, but you are more confortable than me, cos if you needed additional #100,000, i can afford it, but you CANNOT. But i MAY NOT FEEL GOOD ABOUT SPENDING IT, WHICH MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.



I am working hard not to be the richest, but to make my wife and kids boast about my money. If i can help people, i dnt care if i worth 10 million dollars. If my children can speak boldly outside, i dnt care if i worth 100 billion dollars.

I prefer to just sit with my ex, and look into her eyes, and @ night, we watch the stars together, before we go home.


It doesnt matter, does it? Cos i now prefer to SOLDER ON A BOARD than spend some silly time with a girl. She knows that i love her. . It doesn't matter, so far we could kiss, it really doesnt matter.

*havent met my girlfriend*

That awkward moment when a lady has been tripping for you because you always read,only for a sadistic professor to call you out to solve an equation you have NO IDEA about.

That awkward moment when you open you arm for a babe,only for her to stretch her arm.

That awkward moment a girl takes you out,only for you not to known how to use cutlery.

That awkward moment when you are chyking a big babe,calling yourself Chris,only for your crazy friend to start calling you your traditional name : EYINMOWO.

That awkward moment when you boarded the same vehicle with your crush,pretending not to see her, only for her to call your attention, and you have only your lunch money on you.

Why are hip hop singers all over the world crazy? Lil Wayne,Nicki Minaj,Tyga,Wiz Khlifa-Amerca. Park Jae Sang(PSY)-south Korea(he is still better oo).

In my opinion,African hip-hop singers/Rappers tend to copy their western counterparts. Burna boy is a Lil wayne wanna be(voices no possible to be compatible, neva eva). In as much as i am crazy about REAL HIP-HOP(NOT THESE 'WACK NIGERIAN SONGS' , I dont really feel crazy about their videos. I watched THROW SUM MO ft NICKI MINAJ, i was like: is this for real? . American singers make cool music,but their dressings might be off. First time i listened to LIL WAYNE & RICK ROSS, I FELT : OLAMIDE and LIL WAYNE NO BE MATE O, yet OLAMIDE WANNA FORM BADOO.

Nigerian singers are inferior to their western mates in all things. Both in craziness, to beats , to good songs. Olamide shouts like a thug this days. Apart from his YBNL ALBUM, HE IS NOTHING. Imagine his PROTEGE(Little kesh) always shouting : LYRICALLY EMI MA GBE OKO FUN( LYRICALLY I WILL GIVE HER PE.NIS). Now, compare him to FUTURE(lil kesh is dead) . So, these dudes can just try to be crazy, still they cant make good music.



Now playing: Sean kingston-Face drop.

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R :-XR

I so much love the lady. . . . . Yoruba+Igbo breed. . . . I am yoruba, all my GF have been igbo. My daughter would be igbo+yoruba. . .



Yemi alade rocks!! The big booty. Hmmmm. . . . Fried plantain, oya hand me the vaseline. Lol

Wow, nice

To the best of my knowledge, either SATELLITE internet which is darn EXPENSIVE or THE NETWORK MASTS SHOULD BE INSTALLED. I doubt any gadget would boost network. Its NOT RADIO/TV STATION.

Enockia:
badooski i believe u joor sometimes i even feel like i should just bite off a bit of the booty sef.....................Lol

as in ehn. . . . What again will i hold in a woman if not BOSSOMS, ASS ?? One is a COMPLEMENT of the OTHER.


Odikwa IMPOSSIBLE to date a 'STOCK FISH'

Like seriously, big booty rules my world. I rarely have an hard on, but i can kill to have a big booty lady as a wife/gf.



Wide hips, big booty. . . In jean trousers. I'd burn my certificate(s). Medium bossoms to complement. I'd give her a thousand stars for lunch

Mhizizzy:
One thing I hate about my ass is dat it attracts too many guyz to me..

Datz y I don't wear tight and revealing dresses

*singing* ' COVER ME WITH THE BLOOD, JESUS COVER ME WITH THE BLOOD . . . We don see your face nah...



Pishure of da AAASSS, or. . . . You know the rest.

BabaO2:
The person you asked, is he going to draw it for you limited ode?, he has already downloaded google output for you, oya start scooping it into your mouth.

well,google or not, can you beat what he said?

BabaO2:
Learn by checking for yourself, that is what university is supposed to be

so, its bad to ask. Guess you are google or walking encyclopedia. You sound uneducated bro.

Jelo4kul:
I hope its not one of those Bokoharam thugs waiting to devour one of our little kids at school.. Keep on catching Leopards until Jonathan wins next Tomorrow .

Said Jonathan

Gbagaun!! Its : 'Day after tomorrow' bro (no offence)

Engrdhammie:
Please, anybody that got admitted into EEE last year or any other close to it via D.E should please state their p.Utme score

EEE . UTME: 215 P-UTME 76%. . .Came wit first list

I'd rather have my gf call me my name. . . Or better still : DEKATRON(how i love this name). I mean, dafuq u mean by BROTHER?


I'd say it : I CANNOT MARRY/DATE A GIRL/LADY 5 years younger than me, cos i am 5 years older than my sister, and it feels like I AM DATING MY SISTER. I HAVE NEVER DATED A GIRL THAT IS YOUNGER THAN ME except one : and i am older by just 12 days.

MY SPOUSE MUST CALL ME MY NAME, NICK- DEKATRON or PET NAME. . . Baby sounds weird to me(prefer my love) ... Lol

muafrika:
The @op could answer that question better.

Why are you so passionately discouraging him?

Register your invention @op and ignore the haters.

I AM NOT DISCOURAGING HIM.


And HE CANNOT REGISTER IT COS HE NEVER INVENTED. Say the rite thing & stop giving MEANINGLESS ADVICES.

Go on, pakingzzz

muafrika:
You can if you make an improvement/alteration to the previous invention.

what improvement has he made??.


Bia, chill boss. Keep calm and watch 3D printers on YOUTUBE

litaninja:
So you haven't built a smaller scale 3d printer and you feel a house-building-sized one is where to start from?

bless you bro. Exactly my thought.


I am NOT SCORNING/HATING/BEEFING O, but the something is probably gonna be a flop. Pakingzzz, you are good, but WHY NOT MAKE A SIMPLER PRINTER--PRINT STUFFS LIKE CAPS,BRUSHES . . Then you can go on.


Theory doesn't do it all. I knew theory in electronics UNTIL i met a dude that learnt it. That was when i knew THEORY/ASSUMPTION CANNOT THRIVE IN ENGINEERING.


I be ENGINE BOIY O. .[EEE]

LewisO:
[color=#000033] [size=14pt] Swerve, u should have understand it, not by doing like a kid, can't u type without adding pidgin to your english? [/size][/color]

seriously, i was kidding. I make mistakes too that i realise only after typing. . . So many.


Was kidding ni joor, brotherly