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Politics / Re: Jonathan: How Jega's INEC Conspired Against Me In 2015 by delivryboy: 11:33am On Nov 21, 2018
Firefire:
“For some inexplicable reason, the INEC had been able to achieve near 100% distribution of Permanent Voter Cards in the North, including the North East, which was under siege with Boko Haram insurgency but failed to record a similar level of distribution in the South which was relatively more peaceful,”.
Too many conspiracy theories fly all over the internet. What makes you think the entire north will vote for a single candidate? Just sit properly in your living room and wait for your PVC

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Family / Re: Police In London Brought Out Yoruba Police Officer To Warn Yoruba Women. See Why by delivryboy: 9:55am On Nov 21, 2018
minasota:
why are you so pained?

How is he so pained? I'm sure you really liked this line of words and you have been hoping to use it?

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Sports / Re: VAR To Be Used In The Premier League Next Season! by delivryboy: 8:58pm On Nov 15, 2018
Airtel have stopped airing the advert with small doctor song, why? Because of his few moments of madness when he was called to perform in an event where the president and the VP were in attendance. The quack couldn't act professionally.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Uncovers 12 Containers With N340 Million Tramadol Tablets In Lagos by delivryboy: 8:41pm On Nov 15, 2018
Airtel have stopped airing the advert with small doctor song, why? Because of his few moments of madness when he was called to perform in an event where the president and the VP were in attendance. The quack couldn't act professionally.
Politics / Re: “Like. Share. Kill” – BBC Report On How Fake News Has Led To Deaths In Nigeria by delivryboy: 8:25pm On Nov 13, 2018
Patrioticman007:
These fake news always originates from the Christian flock playing the victims card
Very true, they will twist every story to make them appear as victims and when confronted with the evils perpetrated by Christians, they turn their heads away from the killings and murders carried out by their own people. Oyedepo, Johnson Suleiman, CAN, Ben Bruce will all keep quiet, horrifying silence. Worse, they will take pictures of killed Fulani/Muslims and claim those killed were Christians, or bring in old accident scenes and claim Fulani herdsmen killed them. Ozugbulu, Don Waney and many more were blamed on Fulani herdsmen. Manipulative and evil people eating human flesh.

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Culture / Re: Igbo Monarchs Set To End The Osu Caste System Come December 28 by delivryboy: 10:53am On Nov 09, 2018
I don't blame Igbos for their deep hatred for other tribes, for a dog that eats its own flesh cannot be blamed for biting a passerby.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: First Two Muslim Women Elected To US Congress (photos) by delivryboy: 12:56pm On Nov 07, 2018
Auxiliary:
And non of them is covering Hijab from Head to toe...


Everyone deserves a free will... GOD gave us the ability to make out choices... Even in Nigeria here, the elite, who they chop all the money, no they cover from head to toe.



Nothing should be forced on anybody, leave you according to your utmost belief... We all have our races to run!

You are perpetually pained, if they had covered themselves you would have said the US is making a mistake of electing them, if they don't cover up, you would have said something else. Let people be who they want to be. Live and let live my brother.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo's Family Launches Campaign To Get Justice After Rape Allegation by delivryboy: 2:42pm On Oct 09, 2018
It's pointless, his reputation has been splashed with rape accusation, it will always be there even if the lady comes out and confesses he didn't.
Politics / Re: Yul Edochie: Bianca Ojukwu Deserves Automatic Ticket, An Abomination She Lost by delivryboy: 3:46pm On Oct 08, 2018
silenze:
Igbos and the word abomination
And "genocide"
Food / Re: Foods You Love To Eat But Can't Anymore Since You Found Out How They're Made by delivryboy: 3:22pm On Oct 07, 2018
Mariangeles:
It's a snack from the northern part of Nigeria, and it's made with roasted maize and peanuts.
I was shocked and disgusted when I found out they roll it into little balls with their bare palms at the final stage.
Once I came to school (primary school) really early and saw the old Hausa woman who sells Donkwa was molding the ball of donkwa in her palm and spitting saliva lightly on it to give it a perfect round shape. I was disgusted for years.

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Politics / Re: Saloon Car Found In Jos Pond As Army Reveals Next Line Of Action. Photos by delivryboy: 3:41pm On Oct 03, 2018
abjisperson:
stop embarrassing ur generation.... is there anything connecting Christianity to the crime? Has any suspect been caught? So if there's a deadbody in Kano state, it means a Muslim commited murder...oponu
Do you remember the female preacher that was killed in Abuja? Did you or anyone for that matter see her killers? But Muslims were blamed for her murder and everyone cursed Islam for her murder, when it comes to murders in Benue or plateau where beroms are being killed we do not see you asking these questions, you all jump into your bandwagon and blame Muslims, now you are asking stupid irrelevant questions, God will punish your entire family and your unborn children with plagues bigger than you, you generation unborn will not live to old age if you don't desist for this hypocrisy. Like I said, just shut up, cover your face in shame, crawl back to your dark cave and hang yourself.

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Politics / Re: Saloon Car Found In Jos Pond As Army Reveals Next Line Of Action. Photos by delivryboy: 3:26pm On Oct 03, 2018
abjisperson:
do u knw what the pond means to them? Stop being bias...have u been to that community? Do u knw if they have any other source of water supply?
Are you cursed? This is the time all Christians keep quiet and ignore news of murderous Christians, why can't you join your brethren and be silent? Do you think other Christians would be proud of you now?

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Politics / Re: Saloon Car Found In Jos Pond As Army Reveals Next Line Of Action. Photos by delivryboy: 3:20pm On Oct 03, 2018
Charly68:
God have mercy oo! Killing people and throwing their cars & vehicles to the pond ..where are we going ..the military should bring in police dogs to search the vicinity ,it will happen help them to find out the remains very fast.
What remains are you talking about? Didn't you read that these Berom people are cannibals, they have eaten the remains you are looking for, how can police dogs find remains in the belly?

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Politics / Re: Saloon Car Found In Jos Pond As Army Reveals Next Line Of Action. Photos by delivryboy: 3:11pm On Oct 03, 2018
abjisperson:
I suspect Fulani herdsmen trying to set this people up....Giving an excuse for the Fulani army to annihilate the community
That is a lazy but failed attempt to defect the truth, when it comes to Christian killers there is always an excuse and a conspiracy theory seeking to exonerate Culpable Christian killers, but if it is the other way round no such benefits of doubts are given, Everyone, including the devilish and religiously biased Punch newspapers, Vanguard newspapers, AIT, Demonic, yahoo pastors like Oyedepo, Abioye, Adefarasin and people like senator Ben Murray Bruce, they all lend their demonic voices, cursing the perpetrators and maligning the entire Muslim populace, now they are completely quiet because they all knew about this pond and many more. Children of Satan.

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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Loses Weight, See Her Trimmed Figure In New Photo by delivryboy: 2:57pm On Oct 03, 2018
Recession has affected her, she looks unkempt.
Crime / Re: UNIJOS Law Student Shot Dead In Hostel. See His Last Facebook Post by delivryboy: 6:17am On Oct 01, 2018
And the cultist was shot dead by a rival cult group.
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom APC Governorship Primaries End In Violence (Graphic Photos) by delivryboy: 8:55pm On Sep 30, 2018
baliyubla:
What is it with this party and deaths for crying out loud. Broom waving Demons. Wish could say RIP.
Nigerians will quickly call anything that is not their own "demon-ic" but will ignore the masquerade and python in their own backyard.
Romance / Re: Wedding Of Shurri Baby, Feminist Who Hates Nigerian Men by delivryboy: 5:27pm On Sep 30, 2018
pocohantas:


Shey? Just like all these heart broken online alpha males venting their frustration on imaginary feminist. They will all find love and calm down last last..

In fact I agree with your submission. I met this adorable young man here, chai! Just look at how he has confused me. I can't even say "Nigerian men ..." again.

Love is a beautiful thing grin grin
You are gradually submitting, happy kneeling ma

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Romance / Re: Wedding Of Shurri Baby, Feminist Who Hates Nigerian Men by delivryboy: 5:13pm On Sep 30, 2018
Daeylar:
This just shows that Nairaland Men are nothing but hypocrites and keyboard warriors.
I thought they love ranting that if you are a feminist, Shiloh will be your portion, no man will marry you blah blah blah,
But look at here. grin
See a staunch feminist(or is she even a misandrist? ) someone who even says she hates men, getting married.
And they are shamelessly trying to twist it to favour them, better hide your head in shame.
This just shows that at the end of the day these keyboard warriors will have on choice but to log out, face reality and realise that the feminist they claim to hate online will be the woman they will marry.

Nairaland Misogynists who do nothing but badmouth feminism, see your future right here. grin
Staunch feminists who will reset your brain awaits you as a wife.
This is just a rare case of a woman who got near suicide out of frustration but was rescued by the unsuspecting fellow, so many deeply unhappy women/feminists are languishing in emotional pains, too many of them actually, their faces are beginning to crease/wrinkle due to their constant facial expression of anger. I'm so sure this case has awakened your already dead hopes. Ride on mama your unsuspecting man will bump into you at the mall.

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Romance / Re: Wedding Of Shurri Baby, Feminist Who Hates Nigerian Men by delivryboy: 5:02pm On Sep 30, 2018
pocohantas:
"Feminist", the most abused word on cyberspace. How does all those posts make her a feminist? How does that mean she hates men?

She is not any different from the guys who spend all their time insulting Nigerian women online. In the long run, y'all are gonna marry each other. Fact...
You have to agree that the most pained women are the aging-singles who are driven by frustration, the divorcees (whether they were caught cheating or not), ugly girls, ladies who are victims of repeated hit-and-run and so on. Young married ladies who do not suffer financial problems are living happily with their husbands while all these vessels of hate/frustration keep venting their anger but are not bold enough to say so whereas hiding under the guise of feminism but secretly searching for a man they would wrap their life around his neck.

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo & Wife, Amara At FIFA Best Awards (Photo) by delivryboy: 9:24pm On Sep 24, 2018
Papilo is truly 44years grin

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Family / Re: Mother Refuses To Break Car Window To Save Her Trapped Child by delivryboy: 8:54pm On Sep 23, 2018
victorian:







Due to constant verbal abuse, her mind is not thinking straight.

Have seen such type before, so I understand what's going on in her mind.

Some husbands are terror at home and they would rather the wife and kid disappears and not come back home than for their car to either get crashed or stolen. Nothing must happen to their beloved car or else na war at home.
The only word in the mouth of every woman is Abuse, before now it was "call me for your Brazilian hair", most women are just stuck to a band wagon, a time would come when this abuse cry would fade off and they will all foolishly move to the next trend.
Politics / Re: Female Nigerian Soldier Praying With Her Rifle At The Battlefield. Photo by delivryboy: 8:01pm On Sep 22, 2018
Shelumiel:
I don't see the big deal in this. Afterall, don't Israeli women do this ? Na wah for Nigeria o
The big deal is she's better than you, she protects you that's why you can sit in the comfort of your home and type trash. It is obvious she's the type you were thought to hate for no reason.

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Celebrities / Re: Dolapo Badmus And Victoria Inyama Fight On Instagram by delivryboy: 1:10pm On Sep 22, 2018
ehie:
Really cringeworthy that a police officer holds such archiac views, no emphathy, its all about blaming women, well this is Nigeria where idiots are kings,at least the police is supposed to be neutral in sane soieties she would be sacked.for those cussing inyama, she stated 2 solid points,motherhood is her greatest achievement and she cant be an actress forever after the police eoman told her she was a hasbeen, well that is why Nigeria hss the worst police in the world
Thrash from a baby mama (bastard's mother) sympathizer. They want to force bastards down our throats because they can't control how they spread their legs. Baby mama is not a sustainable employment.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Yusuf Magaji Bichi, New DSS Boss (photos) by delivryboy: 10:02pm On Sep 20, 2018
bankyblue:
I don't no what is wrong with this my brother fron the north.

Why should u rock agbada?
What happen to is suit
Prove to this forum that you are human by typing these letters "jjxrt" else I would doubt you are a cyborg in the cyber space typing nonsense. Suit my foot.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Sholaye Jeremi, Biography, Net Worth, Linda Ikeji’s Baby Daddy, Husband by delivryboy: 10:22pm On Sep 19, 2018
Pataricatering:
it’s terrible when men are so ignorant and daft ! What has having sex got to do with being a feminist or not ? Did any feminist ever tell you that she does not have sex ? Or get married or have kids ? As if we can’t equally say men are humbled by a woman when they are having sex ? Have you seen anything look as stupid as a man coming ? Pls go and read a book , abeg - your ignorance is unbecoming!
Babes the bolded is so not true, yes men may look funnywhen cumming, but the look on a woman's face when she cums is outright comic, I enjoy the look more than the sex itself. Lastly, keep calm and enjoy that black preeeeeque because you didn't create yourself.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Reveals Sholaye Jeremi Is Father Of Jayce Jeremi & Husband To Be by delivryboy: 8:57pm On Sep 19, 2018
ritylove:
i swear am not even moved
See painment, the pain you feel is like Linda molested you grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 6 Things That Can Make A Man Lose Interest In You (no. 6 Is Annoying) by delivryboy: 12:37pm On Sep 19, 2018
Amberon:
It means you don't know what love is.
Tell me about love.
Education / Re: Muslim Girls Suspended From Isolo Secondary School Lagos For Wearing Hijab by delivryboy: 12:36pm On Sep 19, 2018
osuofia2:

same bible you quoted says no one comes through the father except me, which you dont believe in.
So which do you believe in in your bible? Will you drop any part that does not suit your toxic narrative or embrace the book of truth?
Romance / Re: 6 Things That Can Make A Man Lose Interest In You (no. 6 Is Annoying) by delivryboy: 12:29pm On Sep 19, 2018
Amberon:
You made some good points but missed the most important one which is:

He does not love you.
my dear love fades away easily with these few points, no matter the love a man has for a lady, it begins to wither the moment bae starts to line up bills for the up coming guy. As if the guy does not have his own problems to attend to.
Education / Re: Muslim Girls Suspended From Isolo Secondary School Lagos For Wearing Hijab by delivryboy: 12:12pm On Sep 19, 2018
osuofia2:
DDIRTY AFONJA HEAD SLAMMERS AT IT AGAIN

Mathew 26:39 "And He (Jesus Christ) walked a little further and fell on His face (slammed his head) and Prayed, saying "Oh my father, if it be possible let this cup (of tribulation) pass, not as I will but as you wilt.

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Family / Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by delivryboy: 12:23am On Sep 19, 2018
The option of "whether or not you can slap your own mom" does not apply here, you slap my mom, I will take off my self control jacket and swing you blows however it hits you with maximum damage. after that you will fear to slap any other creature be it animal.

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