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Gombs:
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Never liked Corel Draw

You are missing a lot if you are a graphics guy and you don't like or use corel draw. That software performs incredible gimmicks. Try it

Hi Killjoy, I need corel x5 or x6. Do u have a soft copy? My laptop was damaged by my little niece and my hard drive crashed. I lost all my software n works especially my corel draw, csc and fruity loops studio.
If you have it I will pay for it either through online banking or PayPal. Pls let me know bro. Thanks

Chai! Guy don kiss mammy water ooo So you no know say na ogbanje girl dey:
1 - cry after kissing
2 - scream during smooching
3 - laugh during 'shala'
4 - scratch ya back when climaxing. Oh boy, OYO o

Hmmm...bros get 'odeichi' for body Dibia of life.

Next week, a movie will be released, titled : Escape of Life

Who no go get ideas if money dey? She try sha but this definitely ain't a 'one-lady' show...she didn't do this alone.

Not compatible with BlackBerry os

The prison term and the N50k fine are not equal. It's like choosing between the devil and a shallow swimming pool. I mean, who wouldn't pay a N50k fine to avoid a 3yr jail term? I think the morale of the kasala is just to warn landlords that even mai-rents (i.e. Tenants in English) also have rights. Pay up woman, or we lock ur up in that hell hole.




_{Her surname is funny though - Adakeja (Silent fighter) Hmmm awon iya mi osoronga}

Gentiejag:
If you truly love him, you would do anything to make him happy, even if it includes cooking for hours....

It does not make you a slave neither does it guarantee your "graduation" to a wife, it only leaves an imprint of the kind of woman you are in the guy's heart if you end up with him or not.

This is a real, matured, homely, accommodating, understanding, fantabulising, tolerating, jengebulating, caring, loving, respectful, dutiful, beautiful, peaceable, marriageable, and loveable woman! Blessed art thou amongst poreros

chronique:
Sometimes,I keep wondering why ladies keep looking for problems where there is none. If you cook sometimes/always for the guy,will it kill you? Moreover,how many times would you cook for a working class lover who goes to work or his place of business in the morning,and comes back at night;where would you get the opportunity to cook "everytime" for such a person? Assuming you guys get to see mainly on saturdays,and you cook for him on such days;is that so much of a task?

The reason why a lot of relationships fail,is because most times,we tend to elevate trivial issues and give them the kind of priority they normally shouldn't enjoy. This topic is one of such trivial issues that can ruin a seemingly lovely relationship;trust me.

Jah bless you my person.
Cooking for him when you have the time isn't a big deal unless the girl can't cook and so hides under the guise of 'it's not right to cook for him, I'm not his wife yet'...you might as well stay away from his house until you become his wife keh! Abi?
My sweet porero cooks for me especially when she comes visiting on weekends or when I visit her. And I stuff my fridge with her meals to last me for the week...what could be more romantic than that (I mean apart from the usual flirting, kiss**g, and other etc-ing that happen btw us )

TahariX:
I don't even know what all this trash you wrote means.

Thank God...

TahariX:
I personally will not cook for anyone I'm not married to. I can cook for you if you're coming over to visit but going to someone's house and cooking for them is just a no-no. I'm not your wife bruh.

You know mother Theresa? Yes, you go old for market so tey nobody go gree buy u even if na free.
So, you are my gf and you come visiting at my apartment you wouldn't cook for me? No wahala, na there you go dey wey another sweet porero go enter, prepare nice egusi for me. Sokoyoto,..... lo l'oko (fill in the gap)

Oh boy! Some people can ugly oo

At least, we are all EYE Witness to this...

iamord:
Guy how e dey do u

Gizz Gizz

Without even opening the thread, I knew these were the same people that would make the list...the usual suspects, same faces, same names, nothing new.
List 20 Nigerian women who are gorgeous - Omotola, Gene, Ini Edo, etc
30 Nigerian women who are godly - Omotola, Gene, Ini Edo, etc
40 Nigerian girls who are computer gugurus - Omotola, Gene, Ini Edo, etc
50 Nigerian under 20yos who are multimillionaire in their dreams - Omotola, Gene, Ini Edo
100 Nigerian 60yos who are husband snatchers - Omotola, Gene, Ini Edo.....Haba! My people.
Are there no other women in Nigeria again? Why must these same names keep being recycled to fit any description or identification? My honest thought: I think entertainment researchers or observers are parochial, short -sighted or just lazy to do comprehensive research to give us something worth appreciating....I smh inchinese

But why are Ghanaians like this? First it was that crackheaded BBA guy (forgot his yeye name sef) physically assaulting a slim housemate on a global stage. Now, this one. Ghana bread (sorry, men) have zero respect for their ladies....as in zero. Dudu brained chunk of expired meat dem! Sorry jare fine girl...next time, roll with real men, roll with Naija dude...ask Nadia Buhari

ayusco85:
Desmond elliot wat did u thot before joining politics? That it was anoda movie flick? Where they will just give u scripts two weeks before shooting?

Just pray u don't turn to oda worst things most nigerian politicians become without knowing.

Bros Ayuskokoro ewa, na only u blow this ballistically catastrophic grammar? "What did u thot..?" Olorun o! Jesu gba mi o

hardbody:
I have always known him to be Yoruba. I worked with his younger brother Segun in Globacom. They look alike and bear same surname.

Must you come here and start dropping people's names and where they work? Na wah for you o...mouth like 'I worked with his younger brother Segun...blah blah blah...' who ask you tory?

Ngwakwe:
This is what Gen Buhari would have achieved for his beloved country had he accepted to mediate on Bokoharam behalf in Saudi Arabia when they nominated him.

We have lost unaccountable innocent Nigerians and properties worth billions of dollars including the defence budget wasted in the fight against these monsters, only for the selfish Buhari to borrow money to contest for president of a country he refused to sacrifice a little for its citizens.

Say no to Buhari, he is too selfish.

Na wah o...no wonder Nairaland itself is a joke. It is unbelievable that such a dead brain was once a MOD on this platform...I smh in Chinese. Even the anus thinks before it farts, talk less of a supposedly educated but disgraced empty-headed camel.

Bros, not only ladies abeg. I do this as well especially when the person is fast becoming a nuisance. Sometimes I dont respond to pm or facebook messages for days just so the person knows that because you see me online doesnt mean I have to to chat away my time. You might even manage to chat with one, and because u didnt respond in less than 30 seconds (I could be chatting with someone else at the same time), then he/she starts pinging you like wth.
So, bros, spare the ladies, it is not a feminine thing...it is for those who are in the know.

rozzay:
Story for d gods pls clear u r obstructing my view

Dem go come here come dey form super woman like one thing one thing...All of una na china product!

20 gini? Thunder! This old bros in his late 30s claiming 28? Jeez! Agbaya! So then, Sauce kid should be 19.

rozzay:
My honest opinion- d lady must be a big fool for coming bak to tell u dat, were is her shame. Nawa oo.
As for me weda u become president or all d men dumped me my no is my no, I can neva go bak to my vomit. Simple

Abeg pack well...we know Una type. una full everywhere like okrika. One yeye sister 'brother-zoned' me for almost 2hf years saying 'I don't see you as my bf. You are like a brother to me; we cannot date each other.' Her mouth be like something wey resemble alligator pepper. Few months ago, after some wicked bros don over use the 'area', she come be like ' ahn ahn na, you know I just wanted us to know each other first...' All of una na d same.

Lero15: Your name, age, state of origin, sec skl, higher institutn wit dates, nysc, job experiences, family background (if specifically asked), and hobbies.

Maybe not necessarily all the things you listed.
May we meet you?
Yes, then you introduce yourself ( name, academic qualification, your portfolio or aspiring portfolio e.g. policy analyst, data analyst, software engineer, etc, your years of experience in your field, if any, and finally why you are sitting in front of the interviewers at the moment.
For anyone who gets struck with this question, please respond this way. You only need 3 minutes to sell yourself in a very smart way such that after that, your interviewers will have very few questions left to ask you. Peace

ejiro2130: Op so u want MI to drop an album because wizkid and p square drop theirs
Comparing the amount of effort MI puts in his songs to those of p square and wizkid is like comparing the performance of an iPhone fone to that of Huawei fones

I like MI, so this isn't some beef comment. MI is as lazy as his pant trousers. He is just feasting on his past glory. Dude ain't got so much ideas anymore. And you saying he puts so much efforts in his album compared to P square is a joke. First, most rap albums are low budget when compared to afro hip hop albums. Psquare not only invest heavily financially, they always deliver a full package - lyrics, rhythms, videos, swags, collabos, dance, shows, hype, etc. So, you might want to review that. MI's last album was just there but heavily hyped. Nothing exceptional.

Thank you Megaphone. These points are no different from my argument months back. Pls see this link to my topic:

https://www.nairaland.com/1399191/changes-like-see-nairaland

Seun doesn't seem to be a serious guy esp as far as upping the game of this site. I can not say he is contented with mediocrity but he looks it. The unattractiveness of the site is enough to discourage any wealthy potential investor. The link above says it all. Thanks

Well, I had no time to read your loing epistle but the first few lines point to the fact that your write up is more of a criticism than not.

I can authoritatively say that GTbank's internet banking system rivals any in the world. Most especially their phone banking...Chisos! There is nothing simpler and easier than this system. I compare the system with TD Bank's and Nova Scotia Banks' in Canada (Google them abeg) and GTbank's system is super easy and straight forward. I send money to any one in Nigeria via my Gtbank on my phone anytime with absolute ease, like never before.

I used to send money to my friends via Western Union then one day, my friends said they were asked to open a current account before they could receive the money. they were furious. Nobody wanted to go though the stress of opening a current account, etc. Later they were told to start operating internet banking before they could receive WU, they went mad again. Lesson: Nigerians do not want to take steps to make things easier for themselves. They just want to be spoon-fed! Daz all!

Now, i can easily send money from my GTBank to anywhere in the world with absolute ease using my internet banking services. I can even send WU from abroad to myself (e.g from myself in Canada to myself in Nigeria, and easily cash it online and deposit in my GTbank....everything online within 20mins)! Bingo! What could be easier!!!!

If they want you to open a current account, open it. If they want you to operate internet banking, do it! It is for your own benefit, trust me on that!

This would have been been appreciated with images. Boring stories to say the least. Thanks

Are these supposed to be some hidden tricks or what? In this day when people even do crankier things o\with Google? these are not new unless you are an internet novice.
TRY THIS ONE, and open ya mouth yakata!

type in Google search dialog box "DO A BARREL ROLL"...



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Funny I was just searching for the same song. Can't seem to find it anywhere online. The title is E go better, but many artistes don sing the same song with the same title so it's hard to find the song now.

This RASU (abi na LASU sef) convocation gown come be like ankara. Anyways, bros, I thought this was supposed to be your happy day, why you no even smile at all talkless of say make you open teeth? Abi yoro dey for there ni? Abi the colour na the same as the ankara gown?

Fourwinds: look well dey are same pple

I think you should trade your eyes for a pair of glasses Those guys arent the same bro