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This just shows there is no limit to what you can be or become. With only WAEC, you can contest for the president of a whole nation, that's dream without ceiling.
For those saying yeye things, those who had PhD and all, what have they done to merit the position? What? Dr Otueke ruled with his PhD for over 6yrs, result? Nonexistent.

Lol...Some people can funny o...so you can fit to create 2million jab for them boys if re-election carry you remain for aso rock? Thunder roast some people before lightening go waylay dem... 2 million job ko, 389 trillion fight ni....


#Otueke2015

Proud Yoruba, proud Ijebu Ode and ilaje...anybody gbemu, anybody jemu



Ijebu omoalare..omo baba mukomuko...Ojo o sinle omo adie d'agba. Wen se ooo

Oh boy! This man no fit last one term o...Once he is president, you will never hear him speak in public. The VP or others will ( his mouthpiece.
His tenses are just unbelievable...plus including the maiduguri accent join. see ya wah o
That notwithstanding, GEJ ain't doing one more term. Period!

Read my lips: That is a big big wahala walahi! If she respects herself to sit at the back jejely, the bros already knows he's in trouble when they arrive (from personal expi)

priscaoge:
And fear gripped all the haters

Meanwhile GEJ really impressed me with his humble speech

Patiently waiting for their reply,as usual with bunch of insults and Hate That's How they roll

You are one of the very myopic ones around. Who hates GEJ? Would you like a shoe maker come help you fix a faulty television? GEJ is a good man but incapable of ruling this country. He's campaigning now with so much energy and passion because this is the last opportunity he has. If he wins now, and then continue his policy of weakness, after his term finishes, he will bow out without any regret. We only need one who can make things work. Simple!
Pls read my post about this here: https://www.nairaland.com/2083214/excerpts-jonathans-speech-tafabalewa-stadium/3#29621157

Thanks

GEJ is just reading scripts. As much I don't fancy GMB, I prefer him to this man. GEJ built schools, where? With his father's money? How many schools in the north for those homeless almajiri kids? I served there as a corper...
Even under the military regimes excluding the Civil War, Nigeria did not lose as many lives we have lost to insurgents within the past 4years. GEJ had all the resources within his disposal for 6years, he had the love of the people for 6 years, he was globally accepted for 6years...what did he do?
GMB was a military dictator, with no public acceptance, no world recognition, little trust among the surrounding officers because of coup, yet I ll credit him more than I would a civilian president who had everything within his disposal to move this country forward. Security worse than before, electricity zero, poverty alleviation minus, foreign policy hazardous, local economy weak, corruption on the rise like never before, what exactly has this man done to warrant a second or 3rd term? Nothing IMO. Both aspirants have been tested, GEJ failed woefully given all within his disposal, GMB excelled given the situation surrounding his regime. I' d choose GMB...if not for anything but for change. GEJ has shown his weakness in all ramifications...

This same guy? First HIV+, now GAY+
Na wah o

How about asking the negative of those questions? Like:

Homeboy: Hi
Chichi: hello

Homeboy: What DONT you do for a living?
Chichi: I'm sorry?

Homeboy: What ISNT your fav food?
Chichi: Excuse me, are you alright?

Homeboy: Who ISNT your kind of guy?
Chichi: You are an idi.ot?

Homeboy: CANT we be friends?
Chichi: Seriously?

Homeboy: What DONT your parents do for a living?
Chichi: Thunder will fry that your big head

Homeboy: And your fada too!
Chichi: in fact Amadioha will sponsor your family to hell

Homeboy: Your fada will be a beneficiary of the largesse
Chichi: Your mother is so da'ft to have given birth to you

Homeboy: Your mother is so stewpid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Chichi : What? (starts crying, removes her slippers, locks homeboy's shirt, hits has head with slippers)

Homeboy: She is so old her bre'a'st milk has expired
Chichi: What?? (Faints)

Homeboy: it was nice to know you. (Straightens shirt, shrugs shoulders, moves into the next victim)...

The Federal Government purchased, not Jonathan purchased. Abi na him papa money e take purchase am? Propaganda

Every Ijaw man dey shaq ogogoro... I concur

Every abokii get long burantashi...I no concur

Every northerner is Muslim...

Every AJ pikin must sabi dance galala...

Every Otueke man go vote #GEJ...I no concur

Odunharry:
FOOTBALL FANS AND THEIR ATTITUDES

1... Barcelona Fans - even though they are one of the greatest [b]... [/b]they make no noise, this shows how mature they are.

2...Real Madrid Fans - they act like
kings[b], b[/b]ut talk less

3...Arsenal Fans - they are so patient
even when in trouble, they talk a little but not much

4...Man City fans - [b]i don't even know if they exit

5...Liverpool Fans - c[/b]laiming to be kings when they are not[b], though they act wisely

6...Chelsea Fans - o[/b]h my goodness[b],
they're the worst[b],[/b] they always talk rubbish and too arrogant[b],[/b] they claim to be the best and yet they have less trophies than all the mentioned teams, they hate history because their club have none...

7...Manchester United Fans - these set of people are the best you can have as friend they dnt look for trouble except u step on their toes[b],[/b] they're friendly,cool headed,humble,goal getter.. they are d most successful club in England and they never give up...

8...Bayern Fans-t[/b]hey are constantly going from thread to thread looking for quarrel.

So na wetin come make you no fit write correct English be that abi? yeye dey smell. FYI, I be Chelsea fan, I no dey loud, I don't live on past glory (hence I don't over glorify history). You don see any sports media coy wey no mention Chelsea in their news? how dey wan sell? Which club you belong abeg?

Edigrows:
make we hear word... U are not Igbo but we are one so don't take it personal. If e dey pain u too much, go create a good thread about ur ethnicity

Nna mehn, take am easy na. just dey yarn say the article no dey thought-provoking as some people been dey comment. No be say I talk say una be criminals for Alaba International and Computer Village na, I just talk say una ways no pure for business. No take am personal na...

uchennamani:
In Igbo language, we have a name for people like you. We call them Ndi Iberibe. The name can be likened to a man that sold his matchet and went to war with the sheath.

Uche Nnamani...I can easily picture your image. Flat backhead, round belle, bow legs. Lol. I made a comment not to insult the Ibos but you carry that your flat isi ewu come here dey yarn opata. I said the piece was not thought-provoking, and you got provoked. Do you even know the meaning of 'thought-provoking'? Nna, go back to Alaba international to sell some stolen spare parts make small money to enrol at Amarachukue Ekene okoromadu High school for your village. Camel!

Ishilove:
Many of the statements in the article border on the fallacious. So many exaggerations

I concur.

There is nothing educative nor thought provoking in the write up. It's just a plain write up that portrays a good side if the Igbos. This is the kind of piece you write for a JSS 3 student to read. You ask:
What about igbo culture? You answer: it is rich; one of the most attractive in the world. You ask, what about igbo food? You answer: it's one of the best in the world...blah blah blah...what's new or exceptional in that?
Why not ask: What's the origin of igbo's shrewdness in business or why do people think the igbos are too crooked to transact with? That's thought provoking.
Or ask, why do most igbo boys have flat backhead? That's thought-provoking.

This what it means for an article to be educative/informative: in Yoruba, the following words have same spelling but different meanings. Enjoy:
Igbo - Bush/Forest/Jungle
Igbo - Ganja/weed/Marijuana
Igbo - Head bout
Igbo - A kind of meal made from corn
Igbo - As in omo nna

Break up with her. It's simple.
As forbade the guy, when you heard and confronted him and didn't deny, you should have punched his face - just once. And end everything there.

She will do it again. She probably have been doing it before. It won't stop. You are actually dull for you to ask people's opinion before taking this step. Kick them arses out ta your life fast!

Oh boy...e be like say na so so females full this thread o just they lambast us like say we steal their wig....



*Runs outta thread sharply...who die?*

Nothing scary about these pics...child's play photoshop things. Yeye

Modo, music is business. Understand your market. Please your audience, not yourself alone otherwise na only u go dey buy your own album o.
Take a cue from your juniors like MI, IcePrince, Reminisce, etc they make hip hop with their audience on mind.

Isn't this Balotelli's sister?

theshadyexpress:
Its hard for u and ur likes to comprehend an achievement when u see one
Pls shut up and get lost ,this thread is meant for people with objective minds

I thought u only wanted to post his achievements here and let people have their say. Whatsup with you attacking anyone who challenges the credibility of the so-called bogus achievements. It's not in your place to defend or criticize here, you have done your part, let others have their view otherwise you are nothing short of a mercenary employed to canvas fir thus week-minded president of ours.
55% of the so-called achievements are actually project he initiated, most never saw the light of the day in terms of 'accomplishment' if you knew what the word actually meant.

Apart from the fact that this topic already graced the FP months, all the listed stuffs make absolutely no sense at all. None. Na everybody go win gold medal? Grandpa no go yansh grandma before dem see pikin and grand pikin? SMh...

He is simply following the instructions. Leave him alone

Elesta:
Very very very well said . U get brain

Thank u o jare my sister

Secondary school then, even our house masters got nicknamed.

Mr. Garber, our house master (because of his heavy beards resembling the heroic Indian movie boss - Garber)
Other nicknames:

Surutu
Akuko
Osmond Nigga
Ege (as in cassava)
Ijamba (Calamity)
Ori ejo (Snakehead)
Puri (as in aggressive jaws)
Igbin (d dude always had his school bag on his back like a shell)
Ogufe (goat meat)
Maitaba (lord of taba - powdered weed)
Long nose
Buller
Diskribidi (dummy guy couldn't pronounce 'described)
Omiata (Pepper water)
Keyinsoro (horror teeth)
Stand well well
Spanner T
Sparker Dinni
Sparrow
Labe Ninja (Under ninja)
Escape
Spherematicastrominicacology
Extra Tire
Turtle ninja
Mickey mouse
Mr Bushy (hairy being)
Mc Gorilla
Fada bunky
Hottest
Lagos Boy
Jegi mame
Alligator
Bullet
Ojubike (dude had an eye problem, blinking twice in a mili-second)
Ibo Ninja
Sebaje (eba master)
Sewaje (beans master)
Ojibra (bra thief)
Ajirebi (food monger)
Lol...so much fun back then in Loyola College! So much fun

Omotolu:
....if you love him,wash the guy's cloth.if you don't love him,don't bother.in the so near future don't complain you're still single@70 years...

So love means wash my cloths? That's a twisted love idea. She can wash the guy's cloth if it is convenient for her...it's not a prerequisite for true love.

Listen to me sis, let him do his own laundry. You are not his wife yet, you are not his slave or househelp. Before he met you, who was doing his laundry? You?

If all you do is do his laundry every now and then, you are either jobless or you are being taken for granted. Do his laundry when and if it is convenient for you, it is not your responsibility and he should see it as a privilege not a birthright.

If you do his laundry every time, on the day u don't, he's gonna call u lazy. He can't be piling up dirty trousers and raising his shoulders expecting his darling slave to come wash his dirt off. Be wise woman, be thou wise.

See as Sammie Okposo be like a bull frog.

Without even reading the post, it is a capital WRONG!

sukkot:
bros you get strong head oooo

Bros, na money matters na...u know how I take get that money? if those guys hit the money, they will divide it into two and say one was mine and the other half was my bail. Bros, na to kill me carry the money o.

My experience in 2008:
So I just withdrew 80k from Diamond bank to complete my air ticket payment to SA. I was on the bike along opebi going to Bellview airline, then these policemen stopped me and asked the bike guy to go.
'Wetin you carry? What's in the bag? I said it's money and books.
"How much is there? Bring it out"I said 80k, showed them the receipt which was just about 10mins old.
You are a criminal, why do u have this big money? In fact o ya enter the bus (they had a danfo waiting by). I protested a bit but they were like 5 with one artificial yellow pawpaw ibo woman. See slaps. See pushing. See oppression. Being an acute aluta material back then at school, I held onto one of them tight, like a deathly hug. My bag was clutched to my body. Ain't no bagger taking my money.
They pushed me into the bus, locked the door and zoomed off to area F. My.forehwad was already blood stained, shirt torn, everything scatter but my bag was still tightly clutched.
They dragged me to their counter with more slaps but I wasn't begging, I was just holding their hands n tightly hugging anyone I saw wanted to punch. If not for the uniforms, I swear I for break their scrotum, it was that easy.
Write statement I no gree, surrender ur bag, for where. I sat there till like 9pm when their oga (dpo I guess) came on duty and I told him what happened. Showed him my student ID, bank receipt, etc he saw I was badly hurt in terms of what happened.
Then I wrote my statement there in his office. He read it the first time, gave me another sheet to rewrite but remove some expressions.
Later he let me go. Guess what, the ibo woman had changed to mufty and was ready to go home. All through that Area F road to the adjoining road, I was shouting Ashewo on her, calling her ole and all manners of names plus curses upon her n her children. I was that frustrated.
Those animals are criminals in uniforms.