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jennyomalicha12:
So this na small boobs?

That na one and a half boobs...abi u fit see the second one? even the first one sef no complete

Airforce1:
nice set of booobs you have there

You mean small set of boobs? Because me I no see anything there other than a set if unripe agbalumo.

Rexxie:
if u didnt hear about it,one thing is sure:u gat no tv,u got no radio,u gat no internet,u gat no enlightened buddies.......u got no facebook n u got no twitter...moreso when u reckon an expired 74yr old ex dictator is gud to lead ur villa_arsse to only God knows where..
Get ur arsse to da light n u gonna hear n see clearly...
#GEJ TILL '19

Abeg pack well joor...see your mouth like you got no this you got no that. Pele o Mr I gorrit all.
6m youth voted and we heard nothing.. na ghosts vote?

fyneguy:
Very funny.

Someone conducted an election involving over 6 Million youths and nobody heard about it. KONTINU U HIA?

I tire o. Whether na ghosts cast the votes sha.

Who looks older? Femi is 53yrs, Charley s 64yrs yet Femi looks 15years older than charley. Age ain't a thang.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Why did muhammad hated Jewish so much , enslaved , killed them and raped their women ? He hated Jewish people so much that he made it part islam to hate Jewish. Muhammad said in his famous authentic hadith that the day of judgment will not come untill all the Jews are killed by muslims.
Recently, a Pakistani religious leader, Pirzada Muhammad Raza Saqib Mustafai, said: "When the Jews are wiped out ... the sun of peace [will] begin to rise on the entire world." The same preaching is routinely done not only by clerics, but by politicians -- in Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and elsewhere. This is not just Ahmedinijad; it is at the heart of Islamic theology that world peace will be established only when all the Jews are wiped from the earth. But few people in Western media are alarmed by this kind of rhetoric or care to expose this dreadful dark side of Islam's obsession with Jew-hatred.
I do not believe that one has to be an authority on human behavior or group thinking to find out the obvious pathology in Islamic Jew-hatred. It is time for all of us to uncover and expose this atrocity against the Jewish people. We owe that to humanity and the truth.
No true Muslim can see that such hatred is unbecoming and unholy for a world religion to focus on and that the credibility of Islam is tarnished by such hatred. No Muslim is allowed to go far enough to self-analyze or ask why such hatred. Muslims defend Jew-hatred by claiming that Jews betrayed Muhammad and thus deserve of this kind of treatment. Even when I was a Muslim, I believed that the one-sided story against Jews by Islam was enough to justify all the killing, terror, lies, and propaganda by Islamic leaders against Jews. To the average Muslim, routinely cursing Jews in mosques feels normal and even holy!
After a lot of thinking, analysis, research, and writing, I discovered that Jew -atred in Islam is an essential foundation to the Islamic belief system that Muslims cannot seem to be able to rid themselves of. Jew-hatred masks an existential problem in Islam. Islam is terrified of the Jews, and the number-one enemy of Islam is the truth, which must be constantly covered at any cost. It does not matter how many Muslim men, women, and children die in the process of saving Islam's reputation. The number-one duty of Muslims is to protect the reputation of Islam and Mohammad. But why would a religion burden its followers like that? This is why:
When Mohammed embarked on his mission to spread Islam, his objective was to create a uniquely Arabian religion, one created by an Arab prophet, which reflected the Arabian values and culture. Yet to obtain legitimacy, he had to link it to the two previous Abrahamic religions, Judaism and Christianity. He expected the Jewish tribes who lived in Arabia to declare him their Messiah and thereby bring him more legitimacy with Arabs, especially with his own tribe in Mecca, the Quraish. Because his own tribe had rejected and ridiculed him, Mohammed needed the approval of the Jews, whom he called the people of the book. But the conversion of Jews to Islam was part of the scenario that Mohammed had to accomplish in order to prove to Meccans that they had made a mistake by rejecting him.
That was one of the reasons Mohammed chose to migrate to Medina, a town that had predominantly been settled by Jewish tribes and a few impoverished Arabs who lived around the Jews. The Jews allowed Mohammed to move in. At the beginning, the Koran of Mecca was full of appeals to the Jews, who were then described as "guidance and light" (5:44) and a "righteous" people (6:153-154), who "excelled the nations" (45:16). But when the Jews rejected the appeasement and refused to convert to Islam, Mohammed simply and completely flipped. The Quran changed from love to threats and then pure hatred, cursing, and commandments to kill Jews. Rejection by the Jews became an intolerable obsession with Mohammed.
Not only did the Jews reject him, but their prosperity made Mohammed extremely envious. The Jewish Arabian tribes earned their living from legitimate and successful business, but Mohammed earned his living and wealth through warfare -- by attacking Arab tribes, some of whom were from his own tribe -- and trade caravans, seizing their wealth and property. That did not look good for a man who claimed to be a prophet of God. The mere existence of the Jews made Mohammed look bad, which led Mohammed to unspeakable slaughter, beheading of 600 to 900 Jewish men of one tribe, and taking their women and children as slaves. Mohammed had the first pick of the prettiest woman as his sex slave. All of this senseless slaughter of the Jews was elaborately documented in Islamic books on the life of Mohammed -- not as something to be ashamed of, but as justified behavior against evil people
One does not have to be psychiatrist to see the obvious: that Mohammad was a tormented man after the massacre he orchestrated and forced his fighters to undertake to empower and to enrich himself and his religion. To reduce his torment, he needed everyone around him, as well as future generations, to participate in the genocide against the Jews, the only people whom he could not control. An enormous number of verses in the Koran encouraged Mohammed's fighters to fight, kill, and curse Muslim fighters who wanted to escape fighting and killing Jews. The Quran is full of promises of all kinds of pleasure in heaven to those who followed Mohammed's killing spree and curses and condemnation to those who chose to escape from fighting. Muslims were encouraged to feel no hesitation or guilt for the genocide because it was not they who did it, but rather "Allah's hand."
Mohammed never got over his anger, humiliation, and rejection by "the people of the book" and went to his grave tormented and obsessed that some Jews were still alive. On his deathbed, Mohammed entrusted Muslims to kill Jews wherever they found them, which made this a "holy commandment" that no Muslim can reject. Muslims who wrote sharia understood how Mohammed was extremely sensitive to criticism, and that is why criticizing Mohammed became the highest crime in Islam that will never be forgiven even if the offender repents. Mohammed's message on his deathbed was not for his followers to strive for holiness, peace, goodness, and to treat their neighbors as themselves, but rather a commandment for Muslims to continue the killing and the genocide against the Jews. Killing thus became a holy act of obedience to Mohammed and Allah himself.
Mohammed portrayed himself as a victim of Jews, and Muslims must avenge him until judgment day. With all Arab power, money, and influence around the world today, they still thrive at portraying themselves as victims. Sharia also codified into law the duty of every Muslim to defend Mohammed's honor and Islam with his own blood, and allowed the violation of many commandments if it is for the benefit of defending Islam and Mohammed. Thus, Muslims are carrying a huge burden, a holy burden, to defend Mohammed with their blood, and in doing so they are allowed to kill, lie, cheat, slander, and mislead

O ye son of adamu, why art thou brainless? Art thy god whom thy big head believeth in not given thee brain to think? If so, thy shall be given the brain if a fish to manage whilest thou tarry for the real human brain. Selah

Wait o! Na only one man's kondugo long reach belt size for that first picture? Abi na my eyes?

Mzflexydeeva:
nice, is dere really any guy who doesnt like playing video games so where is the love for football?? well i just finished my nysc, waiting to land a job. i love snapping dats my good bad habit

Hey, let's connect (but how? Bbm?). Delors is the NL name.

Instead of your to kill yourself, you wanted to commit suicide. Are you al Qaeda?

funmo:
ewen temi nijebu , e we so o !!! mi mo fo wen wa nibewe o o


bontiri?? shey wen ma checki thread mi out


JUMAYIN

irukandji89

delors

Samtobh

shokky24

Wen se o...

Don Jazzy, big fame, child's brain. Local fatso

Chai!
I can bet that 75% of the girls on that expulsion list have been serially banged by those randy lecturers to help them stay on campus...while another 95% of the girls who scaled through did so after being serially consumed by these ravenous wolves. Poor thangs

This basket mouth guy better vamoose from naija once GMB wins...

I thought 'arrives' had double 'r'.


#BrighterGrammar #QueenPrimer

temitemi1:
Fayose is only saying nothing but d truth ... GEJ till 2019!!!

Yeah, that's true. As ya papa go soon kpeme now, na so e go say im truth again upon ya pa head...

Here's my take:
How did you guys first have yoga? If on your first time (with him), you guys used lubricants (KY jelly for instance), there might not be blood.
If you guts tried several times before he finally gained admission into the tertiary institution, and in the process of trying, you guys used fingers, etc with lubricants, there might not be blood.
Most lubricants are prepared to ease pain and enhance penetration without pain or blood.
It's like modern technology where woman now give birth without feeling a single pain. Yes. Check Google .
However, if the bros na rough rider like DMX, and he didn't use any lubricant on first attempt, and truly nobody else don gain admission into that school before, then my sister, at least one drop of blood suppose confirm your virginity in that case.


_{All from personal expi}

siraj1402:
Fayose will soon go to where he belongs.

You mean kirikiri? Eya maybe we should kuku take him there now to wait at the gate since na there he do dey live after Febuhari

I can lie!
I can't lie!
I no know whether I sabi lie self!

Mutuwa:
floccinaucinihilipilification

Also check


antidisestablishmentarianism

And finally..



pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Look them up don't conclude they are fictitous words.

Guy I throway salute o...
The last word there means to search or navigate...
You relate to Obahiagbon? Abi na your neighbour?

Heard this from my close pal while presenting in my final year

TINTINNABULATE

Everyone just died...and woke up after 3hrs. It actually exists...

Toktee:
is you parents educated?
Are they more heathy than buhari and ibb at their age?
Which of them is using walking stick?
One day ur hatred for buhari will drive u to suicide.

Seriously, your english is enough to drive him to genocide self...

#BrighterGrammar #QueenPrimer

babadee1:
You're a pathetic failure. Buhari will win this election and put liars like you to shame. If you're wishing the general cancer I say back to sender.

Oh boy Why u provoke annoyance untop another person matter like this? I bow to you o

Ajibel:
What is BJ?

BJ means Ben Johnson. He's a track and field legend. Google it.



#KilomodeMo

Abeg I need picshure of this 'skillful' mummy pastor....ASAP
This is war against missionary style...leggooo

Old news...Chidinma's boyfriend is Lynxx Itunu of Jollof Muzic

engrken2:
pls can any norologist give me an analytical symptom of postrate....

na wah o. Upon all the grammar dem write for there, you still dey find analytical? Berra go check yourself wey prostate don prostrate for inside your body.

The price has been falling globally since 3 weeks ago but the Nigerian govt refused to bring down the price hence ripping off Nigerians. Onyichi people

seunwen2:
Gained from you what about construction area like establishing a block industry

Best set up in areas that are just developing where new houses are being built.

Seriously? How is mining small scale? What is innovative about these ideas anyway? As far as research goes, the transport industry, oil industry and Co have been flooded.
The best areas to look into for business ideas in modern nigeria are in food and beverage industry, service delivery, e-services and perhaps education. What about micro biz setup? @ OP, all the listed points in your post are not only medium-large scale, they are mostly unrealistic, cumbersome and uninspiring. If a man who's got just N100k for biz reads yours for biz ideas, he might end up spending the money in a beer parlour.

Ehn...I did o. Loyola College Ibadan.