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Guy, go ask Olamide, Phyno and Reminisce how dem dey settle boys...na voice matter. Hail them, give them small kishi, dem go red-carpet you comot...
Upon all the money u dey rake enter on a weekly, u no fit just tear small change give them niggis make your mind for rest? Smh

I wonder how u go get ur visa-loaded passports back now.
Be street-wise!

frustratedman:
This small boy celebrating while I am in pain. I am frustrated by God's negligence. He makes people who don't serve him happy and we that serve him are ignored to our unhappiness. God will always be my enemy because he proven to be the most wicked thing I ever knew. I challenge God to kill me if he doesn't want to intervene in my life. Mad God. Wicked God. Foolish God

Heya...I feel your pain bro. I honestly feel you. Maybe it's too early to insult God. You can't afford to give up on Him or on yourself just yet. Look at Jabez in 2Chr in the Bible, he challenged God (not insulted), he made conscious effort to change his parole, And God helped him. Until you are willing to take tangible effort to change tour parole, God might just have to wait on you.
I once worked in Naija, after bagging first class from OAU, I was barely earning 20k...other tips I got were from guys far younger than I was...to make matters worse, one hot afternoon I was coming back from the island to surulere, I actually walked all the way from CMS via Eko Bridge through Costain, then cornered to Apongbon...lol. imagine how grotesque I already looked, then an ex classmate of mine saw me, parked, told his wife that I was a first class grad, bragging about me, etc loudly...I stood there, looking so uncomfortable, sweaty, dirty, rough, unhappy....gave me N500 (which saved my weekend).
I got home busted to tears, but was too afraid to insult God. But I was hurt. Few days later, got my peanut N20k salary. Took everything to church...gave it the church, still unhappy, thoughtless, carefree...I just wanted to die. but in all, I never insulted God.
Fast forward to today, right now, in another man's country, in another country's government, God has so elevated me.

Morale: don't give up on God yet, don't give up on yourself yet, don't give up on tomorrow yet, above all, don't insult God yet. There is always a silver lining behind every cloud...you just have to be Bold enough to take steps to upgrade your parole no matter how degrading the task is bro. Cheers!

sukkot:
fccuk davido and anyone that looks like him

Haba! That's not nice na...or are you saying fccuk these turtle ninjas too? Cos they look like Davido (or is it Davido that even looks like them ni?)...



_{HBD OBO...OBO (thank God we can finally go lewd on NL without being banned OBO...OBO}

[quote author= post=28166680]Dont like my pix, like my blog instead[/quote]Nvm...Lost interest already. Yemisis are the same all over regardless of the dp. Goodnight Miss

[quote author= post=28164404]Anything happens in naija. This is bad, its too much. You shouldnt do that to a woman talk more a police. Those people should be arrested asap
Help me check my signature abeg[/quote]OK, Yemisi, your pix is stunning...let's connect. Asap.

Akanniade:
Join us on this South Sea Isle.
The gang's all here to swing in style.
Saffron's cooking up a roast,
And Ovide Video's your host.
Look out Cy,
Look out Bobo,
Party crashing's a no-no.
I'll catch that sneaky snake cries Fred Polo.
Tough-nut Cy,
He's super sly.
But Rowland knows no smarty,
Can ruin Ovide's party. (Oh no?)
The joint is hopping,
Come on, let's drop in.
For more top tales of Ovide Video. (Video!)
The gang's all here,
Let's get on with the show. (Yeah, let's go!)

And now top tales of Ovide Video...

There was nothing I loved more than that theme song...me and my lil ones dancing when the song came on...I love my childhood Mehn!

IYANGBALI:
is dat why your preeeek wan tear your boxer?

Scammer! So you be man u come dey post as woman...419. thank God say I never toast you like bread o...tufiakwa!

Deeman1:
This is what u are talking about... Chuckle hounds

Correcttttttt! This cartoon pix was on my BBM dp for a long time asking people to help me with the name of the show. Nice one paddy...Chuckle hounds!!!!

princefunmi:
BIRDMAN

Oh men, I love this cartoon die. I was always drawing this dude and his mysterious bird. Nice one

IYANGBALI:
you can always has it anytime you are weak,I puted it there because of you

Oh gawd! Na you be that? On the dp?

Oh my! How I wished I could bring back those days... those days of Ovide and the Gang (I love the theme song), Inspector Gadgets, Super Ted and spotty man, Pinky n the brain, Biker Muce, etc...
4.00pm everyday, tv displaying rainbow colours, then 'I pledge to Naijiria mai kontri...', then the world of cartoons start...
Or Saturday mirning's Cadbury breakfast show...

What does this indomie generation watch self? Justin Barber?

popson1st:
What is Nairaland FP turning to? One day we will see PICTURES OF A NAIRALANDER DOING CORPORATE BEGGING

Lol, that one no come better? Soon we see topic like 'Picture of a Nairalander Walking Home by Himself after Buying Wizkid's new CD at Alaba International Market on Tuesday Afternoon in Lagos State of Nigeria, West Africa.'...lol. Wetin man no go see?

In fact, the whole topic is misleading: Picture of a Nairalander cooking yam porridge....Cook's picture, we no see; cooker's picture, baabu; cookie's picture, non-existent, yam porridge itself, for where? Na wah o...plus the cookie finish the cooked yam stew (abi na something porridge), come lick the dish clean join...I tire for all these cookies oo...

Na wah o...so na yam porridge be that one abi yam soup? Yam come be like meat chunks in a pot of watery soup...I smh in hausa. If u no sabi cook yam porridge you for just cook ordinary yam then add red oyel take chop am like ogun, god of iron...
Plus, sey na inside darkness you cook am abi nepa no gree give una light? You no try at all o

joanana:
Una no dey sleep Nairalanders na wa ooo. The fault in our stars... That's one great movie

Sister, it just 8.55pm in this part of the world o

mcevans1:
Teri Meherbaniyan

Released in 1985, Teri Meherbaniyan is a movie in which the dog actually plays the role of the hero after the main lead, Ram (Jackie Shroff) dies. The villains gruesomely murder Ram and frame his innocent friend Gopi, who is thereby arrested by the police. The only witness to this horrifying act is Ram’s dog Brownie. Now the dog undertakes the task of avenging its master’s death and successfully completes its mission. Brownie is not only shown as an action hero but it is also shown as an affectionate canine, whose heart aches to be with its loving master, especially in the scene where the dog visits its master’s grave.

Chai! Jah bless you op...I forgot this movie's title for almost a decade and half...we only remember it as the Indian dog film...so so touching you will share* one single tear

Sile12:
13. YEH VAADA RAHA.(THE PROMISE, 1982).

Vikram Rai Bahadur is the only son of Mrs. Sharda, and sole heir to a vast business and estate. While vacationing with his artiste friend, Raja in Kashmir he meets a poor beautiful girl named Sunita and falls head over heels in love with her.
Vikram goes back to Delhi, to ask his mother's permission and blessings to marry Sunita, but she refuses telling VIcky about Sunita's parents and past. Also saying that if her name is joined to theirs, their business will suffer as Sunita's presence is inauspicious. His mother's words anger Vikram and he goes back to Kashmir and tells Sunita they will have a quiet temple wedding. On their way to the temple their vehicle meets with an accident against a truck. While Raja sustains minor injuries, Vikram is badly hurt and hospitalized, and Sunita's face is severely disfigured. Mrs. Sharda goes to see Sunita and offers her money to stay away from Vikram. She tells Sunita about her disfigurement and emotionally blackmails her by saying "think how Vikram would live with an ugly and disfigured girl like her. Hearing this Sunita agrees to stay away from Vikram but says she doesn't want Sharda's money. Sunita is transferred to a hospital in Delhi, where Sunita's local doctor, Dr. Sahni together with a doctor in the Delhi hospital, Dr. Mehra restore her disfigurement by plastic surgery. On the day that she leaves, Vikram regains consciousness and asks for Sunita, But his mother tells him that Sunita is dead.Months pass and Vikram longs for Sunita, not eating properly, not living his life, not looking after himself. Meanwhile in these months Dr Mehra is doing his job beautifully, he fixes Sunita's disfigured face and gives her a new face. She quickly recovers, and cannot wait to give the good news to Vikram, but Vikram is unable to recognise Sunita and she believes that he has forgotten her. She returned returned home and changed her name to Kusum.
Vikram and Kusam later came together and sang together, hearing her voice reminds Vikram of Sunita's voice and he continuously re-listens to her voice's recordings in order to figure out whether it is Sunita's or not. But Vikram and his Mother noticed Sunita's presence in Kusum. Dr. Mehra calls Sharda(Vikram's Mother) to his hospital and explains to her how he had given Sunita a new face after her disfigurement. He tells her how Sunita is Kusum and Kusum is Sunita and how Kusum.

Omg! Omg! Omg! I love this movie die! Not only because of the story but the several songs...good good memories...

If u were older than 18, I would advice you to leave the house and go stay with someone else. Doesn't have to be a relative. Everything points to the fact that he doesn't want you - doesn't pay ur tuition (or can't he afford it?), wants you to labour for him (for what?), insults you in his friends' presence (who does that?), etc Go find someone to live with, you are a man already. Anyone who calls u a bastard for leaving your heartless dad is simply unreasonable. Going this way, you might end up growing with so much hatred within urself; you don't wanna do that to yourself. I have more to say, but my pimples will say 'Na half of word we say to a reasonable pikin, if e reach inside, it becomes whole'. Goodluck!

rawpadgin:
each time i hear Nigerian science students bragging about their certificate i just laugh

the mentality of an average Nigerian science student is.... after graduation get employed in a company that pays 200k per month, then get married

while the U.S science students are thinking of the next machine to invent

And what are you thinking of o, our Mr The-Mentality-of-an-Average-Nigerian-Science-Student-is? How many spoons have u invented talk less of a torchlight?

Xsolutions:
After you don Google am abi OYA mention Kabals moves make i test you...I have already mentioned Noob Saibot's own earlier

I swear to God I know Google am at all. I just woke up now see the post n the comment. I didn't even think twice n I'm using my phone so no way to sync Google n NL, ain't nobody got time for that. Truth is I still play the emulator with my lol ones, so bro, I'm so on point on this stuff...plus I was an artist back then, I drew all these guys from a mk comic one of my uncles bought for me from d States back then...I was a mortal kombat freak bro.
Kabal, I can still remember that fast run: <>O, Saw razor: <<X, <<b air attack, etc

noob03saibot:
dat game had students in my school repeating classes. Some would pretend they were coming to school only to branch Kenny g in agbowo and v.I.p in ojoor to play hell out of dat golden eye game n iss64 on ultra64. Mehn I miss those days

Guy, E go better for you...Agbowo complex was my game base whenever I went to UI zoo. Then one yeye man come go open another kiosk behind Loyola college for agodi, I swear that guy become million in 2 years as students bombard him kiosk!

godjohnson:
smoke(ninja), reptile, Stryker, Jax, nightwolf, jade, Noob Saibot, Sonya, kano, Kitana, Subzero(bad), subzero(good), Kung Lao, Sector, Millena, Ermac, scorpion, Cyrax, Smoke, lui_kang, Tsang Tsang.

the first fighter is Rain! Not smoke...<<^ for that special storm move. then <<^<Y for storm and round out kick...super fighter!

Sile12:
Guyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Oya name all the fighters wey dey here starting from your Noob Saibot....

I swear nobody play this game reach me. Back in hostel, we bet with our garrium, breakfast egg, meat (lunch meal meat or fish), menn, I was like a beef man raking in meat on a daily.
List if those fighters according to arrangement: Rain, Reptile, Stryker, Jax, Nightwolf, Jade, Noob Saibot, Sonya, Kano, Kitana, SubZero(1) Subzero(2), Kung Lao, Sektor, Mileena, Elmac, Scorpion, Cyrax, Kabal, Syndel, Smoke robot, Liu Kang Tsang Tsung.

My Fav: Kabal, Saibot, Scorpion n Liu Kang...these were sure bankers killing any opponent on a regular. Oh my! I miss those days like wtf!

One might as well yansh him aunty na if you do not see anything in yanshing your cousin. Your cousins are your aunty or uncle's kids, it is morally reprehensible, culturally debasing, ethically wrong, socially unacceptable, and nairalanderically unwarranted. Don't do it.

If you have traveled by all those Ekene Deli Chukwu buses, then you should have no problem. When you board d plane, you ll see what others are doing n what not...follow their lead.
Btw, dem no dey call bus stop for plane o so no go dey disturb air hostess say whether dem don pass your bus stop o

Abba999:
I hope you'll not go smash your goat-head on shagamu express way?
Yoloba-Aboki, Please don't!

Appreciate Biafrans they make nijeriya, a rock heaven

See this mosquito-legged, long neck agaracha calling me goat head. Wetin I comment there na lie? I fabricate am? Your big eyes no see am abi ur chicken brain no fit reason am out? I slowly smh. Poor girl.

patrick89:
ibo made this ibo made that.. Bring on yoruba made hausa made edo made let's compare!! Silly tribalist!!

Mumu...so I must not mention the word 'ibo' again without you getting an er*ection? Fools are everywhere, and they have different names, Patrick being one of them. Look at the list, can you mention one that's not Ibo/South? How's pointing out the obvious being tribalistic? Think Patrick, think, that's one if the reasons God gave you a brain.

Almost 20 listed...all 20 ibo made...85% female...100% of the 85% maheeda-ish...
SMH. Nollywood, a secret kama sutra world.

KnowAll:
Local people knows d terraine hence why local militia almost always overwhealm intruders in many teartha of war. Vietnam is a good example. Our Army should incorporate d local militia into their operations.

Good. I'm guessing you studied History and International Studies at school. More often than not, guerrilla warfare is harder than contain than conventional 1900 battlefield warfare.

Just 2 weeks, she don dey sleep for your base? Chai bros you can lie o

4lorunsho:
I ave and I don't need ur payment but just wana learn graphics . Can u be off help

How may I be of help Sir?

tslimpez:
I love working with corel draw am a proud female graphic designer

Correct! Not many of your kind out there. Keep it up sis.