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Ishilove:
You don't know or see where each roads leads to,but you know one leads to never-land while the other leads to the right way

I just edited it.

Why do I have to ask them when the signs already shoe the direction? One leads to the village and the other to never-land. Or are they yellow fever traffic wardens?


But on a serious note, I have a clue. So they are identical twins, one of them tells the truth and the other is a bi**chy liar, simple. This is my question:
Is that your twin sister? If she says yes (and since I have eyes to confirm the resemblance) then that's the truth sayer, so I will know my direction from there. So if the truth sayer is standing by the road that leads to Never -Land, then I know that the other road is where I'm going.

#UncommonCommonSense Lagos boi ti o dull.

How did I know Omotola , Genevieve, and Co would be on the list! Lalastica or whatever that your funny name is, your research is always producing same results. Usual suspects, Omotola, Genevieve, Ini Edo, etc...
I know Omotola wella, she thrives on make up. Last time I was at this venue on Admiralty road, phase 1, where she organized something for widows, she spent almost 2hrs making up, tearing her make up artists apart fir wrong combo's, etc...

So just because she said it in an interview doesn't mean she doesn't do it. Let your research go beyond mere face scratching...if you have seen them in movies, at interviews, etc real life, then you can make objective claims but your research And post is shallow to say the least. if your next topic is : 25 old women in Nollywood with 3 husband, I wouldn't be surprised if you included Omotola on the list. Na your way

When I was taking a master's program, my first internship with a big Canadian media firm was through LinkedIn. I was contacted by a media assistant because I was a regular respondent to their posts. So after back and forth dialogues for weeks on topical discussions, at a point, I informed them I was looking for a placement for my internship. I got invited without wahala and I was placed on full time payment scale. From there, I went straight into the government. LinkedIn makes sense if u make sense on it.

TheRealMrStan:
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Yam Beetle: Consumed mostly in Delta State and environs

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Palm Weevil Larva: Consumed largely in Bayelsa and other regions in Southern Nigeria.

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Winged Termites: a delicacy snack in South-Western Nigeria

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GrassHoppers,Crickets and Locusts: Consumed nationwide

Winged termite (Esusu) , when roasted goes perfectly with garri. Nothing beats that meal!

Crickets and locusts (we call them 'tata' and 'ire' respectively) make sense die when roasted as well...

Francon:
The second picture looks like that insect that comes during raining season. Those days, people leave their buckets of water outside only to find d insects inside which will later be fried

True. We call it 'esusu' in yoruba. It's been a very very long time I ate it...yum!

Jeeezzzzzzzz!!!! See family member ooooo aha my bros gotta see this ooioooooooo

If they reviewed the stats and present it in either ratio of population: criminal or in percentages, you'd be surprised Nigeria actually ranks among the lowest in terms of foreign criminals in the UK. Somalia should top the list considering the ratio of the population to criminals, not Nigeria.
This is a numeric fallacy trying to give bogus explanation to simple numerals.

U C
F A S T

OK. I will return mine back to her

The Yoruba will aptly say, "Igberaga ni n saaju igbera shan ile" (Meaning, Pride goes before a fall).
He was so so immature the way he went about his campaign...riding on a horse, wanting irunkere, etc not to mention his gragra poses in some of his campaign posters, the manner, tone n diction of his letters or press releases...Pride and inexperience killed him.

He forgot what happened to the esin iwajus, the Abiolas of yesteryears. "Maa jo lo mo nwo eyin re - Sunny Ade's song to late MKO Abiola.

Grow up Bashorun Gaa, before gongo go so on your head.

If 9ice had won, his 'pradogance' would have known no bounds...

Can somebody pls call all these so called researchers to order? Is there a list of any kind of description of females in the nollywood that doesn't include this same crop of ladies
1: Highest paid nollywood actresses- Ini Edo, Omotola, Genevieve, atbbl
2: biggest arsenals in Nollywood- Ini Edo, Omotola, Genevieve, Mercy Johnson, atbbl
3: Longest hands in Nollywood: Ini Edo, Omotola, Genevieve, atbbl
4: Oldest mummies in Nollywood- Ini Edo, Omotola, Genevieve, Mercy Johnson, atbbl
5: News Vi.rgins in Nollywood: Ini Edo, Omotola, Genevieve, Mercy Johnson, atbbl
6: Lowest IQ in Hollywood: Ini Edo, Omotola, Genevieve, Mercy Johnson, atbbl
7: Best male actors in Hollywood- Ini Edo, Omotola, Genevieve, Mercy Johnson, atbbl
8: Best comedians in Ghollywood- Ini Edo, Omotola, Genevieve, Mercy Johnson, atbbl

Ki lo de na?
The next would probably be 200 youngest grandma's in Bollywood, Nollywood and Hollywood combined- Ini Edo, Omotola, Genevieve, Mercy Johnson, atbbl
Yeye thing

Op, u try o. Nice one. But those ladies wowo o...that last one no come get Manchester not to talk of united

The Pinky
The Pinky
The Pinky and the Brain brain brain brain brain brain brain.

9 out of 10 of Pinky lipped males don't last more than 2minutes 17 seconds on their partner (either female partner or female partner, depending on your preference)
Source: wwwwww.pink-lips-zero-brain.com

Lol...Sgt Samanja!

Oh boy! So "Manager" is a name? Some folks are clueless o

So did he win the primaries or nit?

This story applies directly to I Go Die...that guy's jokes don die finish. Those hustling days, he was madddddd! But now, even Kenny Saint Brown funny pass am...

True. From personal experience

Those yellow millipede weaklings...but how that bros come be like that sef?

So just this area of the whole city is the Las Vegas of Nigeria? Myopic! And to be fooled by shiny multi colour bulbs is to be as ignorant as a giraffe...no yawa intended though. Just my thoughts

Smh in French...She don write something be that o...

No wonder you nor get boyfriend self...

I smh in Chinese...This is shapeless
And anything wey boys no fit use play is called...








USELESS

The result will be poor...as usual. Such a song should be the exclusive preserve of African music legends like Chaka Chaka, Femi Kuti, Angelique Kidjo, Onyeka Onwenu,even Tuface...
But these young, mic-happy, global wannabees, don't even know the essence of the song...or what do D'Prince and Takwando Banks (abi wetin be that greenhorn boy name self?) wan sing for the song? I can guess : Africa is the goodie goodie bag if the world...

That anchor's English needs Kiwi polish.

"People that does not believe God exist?" Haba bros, next time before you grab a mic and cause nuisance to passers-by in Lagos, visit a shoemaker to help u polish your English small abeg.

But then, I don miss my people o...see as everybody just dey say "Esit" instead of "Exist", "tins" instead of "Things" lol.

That barca fan Niggi na confirm omo-iko though

This isn't a question worth debating. If an employment test falls on your wedding day, by reasonable assessment, you set your wedding date long before you even applied to the job. That means you had the means and wherewithal to do the wedding without this particular job.
My verdict, the wedding takes priority by all means. Advise the employment examiners you have your wedding on the said date, if they are reasonable humans, and if the employment is based on your qualifications and on merit, they will reschedule the test for you or simply say, sorry, it's a standard arrangement beyond our control.

In the words of Hon. Pat Obahiagbon, "It will be lugubrious! It will be sardonic! And it will be a state of dismal pismal if you jeopardize your wedding for an employment test you are not sure of passing...Your wife and family will be flabberwhemed and overgasted...

Bros has been drinking again.








_{Ogogolo nor good o my bloda}

Pls OP, na wah o. I been think say na u dem rob self. Lol

Back then when Nokia was still the market king, twice was I robbed at mile 2 (about to board a bus to Okoko. One of the stolen phones was Nokia 6600 (I guess, that DSTV one), eased outta my pocket with impressive professionalism just before I boarded the bus. E pain me eh.

Chai! My broda why nah?

kaycid77:
Yoruba ppl and mumu be like banana and groudnut

Unbelievably brainless!

misreal:
..hmmmm.....na me be second to comment.when I go be first sef?.....anyways,RIP to the okoye brothers

Bros, I bow to you o...na upside down you dey read the post abi na from behind you dey read am like Arabic? Sey na Psquare brothers die abi dem papa? Oh boy, you dull pass agama o

What tangible public service have u rendered in your rich and privileged position so far? So the only help you can render just be on.the platform of a political party? With govt funds? Lol. My sister, even though I sabi you wella, I ni think say u know Wetin you dey do o. Anyway, I'm no sexist, so I ll encourage you to go on. Goodluck to ypu