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Glamo ghini kwa Glamorous? Ojigbijigbi! This is humorous! All these I-never-chop girls na him be glamorous? Chidiebere?

I sense some magomago here. All the pictures have different people in them. Look:

1. The man crawling into the snake's hole in the second pix with lit sticks is balded and shaved, whereas the man in the 3rd pix is hairy and bearded.

2. The man being pulled out by the legs wears brown khaki and definitely a top, whereas the man in the next picture holding the python is shirtless with dirty blue pants.

3. And finally, the 3 guys in the last picture did not feature in any of the previous pictures uploaded...

Somebody is playing tricks on your gullibility dear Nairalanders...

How about:

Interviewer (MD, CEO, HR, this same interviewer o): So, how did you hear about this position?

Me: I saw it online, and I applied.

Interviewer: Ehn, which online?

Me: I mean I saw it on the internet on Hotjobs.

Interviewer: Ehn? So, this job is online too? (Turns back to his secretary who's in the next tiny office) Ngbo? I yen pe ise ye na wa ni hotjobs? how did it get there? Is that a fraud abi?

Me: (Thinking, wtf).

Didnt get the job though







_{Translation: Ngbo? I yen pe ise ye na wa ni hotjobs (Is it true? That means this job is also on hotjobs? How did it get there?)}

I have 'em all

Kanwulia: She should go to jail and rot there for attempted murder and endangering a minor child.
I DO NOT PITY ANY WOMAN WHO CHOOSES TO RE-MARRY with children to raise.

No woman should keep a GOAT IN A BARN FULL OF YAMS!
BILLY GOAT OR NANNY GOAT!!!!

She is TOTALLY to blame!!!!!

ALL THESE BLOKOS-HUNGRY SERIAL 'I WANNO H-ANSWER MRS' FISHERS OF MEN!

Blinking TWAAAAT!

You should have just kept your mouth shut rather than opening it and displaying your ignorance. So re-marrying is a crime against humanity in your own world?

But this is a stale news nah...He graduated last year after 13 years and the news made fp...why is it coming up again?



Anyway,

Saburi Saburi hi hi o
Saburi Saburi hi hi o...
Of the greatest gbogbo...the otunba gbogbo SUG, oko Rogers and Faborode...ekun abija wara...small but mighty...I salute your doggedness.

Vector isnt really a tough dude...not a real gee. I like him though, humble, lettered and easy...That's why he would never have won the battle between him and Reminisce.
Good move vec, get back to real music son!

I yam faithful oooo

Pastor Ituah Jide Ighodalo will surely make my top 5....dude is handsome and swagful...

See as people plenty dey read this thread....I come wonder say why them dey read the thread like book...I come look through the first families...I come know the reason why people plenty they watch this mojo...[size=15pt]FIRST FAMILY of SWAZILAND[/size]

Mistakenly touched or pressed the wrong or private part for how long? 30 Seconds? And that one na mistake? OP, you can lie o

is this for Nigerian students of Nigerian teachers? Both are on the same page especially with regards to WAEC, NECO and JAMB exams...on those platforms, students and teachers blend...so my guess is this piece is for both teachers and students

ademega: This ur post got me cracking ....... I understand ur point . A time will come u will be in our shoes . We pay due to watch ball and sit at the common room. Not that they will ask u not to watch anything but we make sure no pg student stand while an undergrad sit .

Nah...I was in your shoes before but it is nolonger my size. I am beyond that now (thank God o). The only times I entered that common room was once for a fellowship where Prof Bamitale Omole (now OAU VC) was the preacher and on some other occasions I went to buy cold drinks there...I respect myself jeje, I no want make those old bros come dey waylay me with slaps up and down.

Those postgraduate students are fond of things like that. I remember when i was in OAU, going to the PG hall was done with caution becuase those old, fierce looking labour market rejects would accost you once they knew you were an undergrad especially being a boy...they accommodated girls but sharply frowned at boys. Yeye agbayas.

African Michael Jackson! E be like say na only women dey this church o

Pls dont let him see this message yet o...otherwise he'll be distracted on the field of play.
Go #SuperEagles

Ghana Bread! Never goes down well with butter ...only with beans

CAMNEWTON4PRES: Op is probably a feminazi parading as a male,
What's wrong with cooking for your bf ?

I thought you already knew that there are somany 'she-males' on this forum....lol;;;or when did you join us on this forum?

That number 4 kwani! So silly!

if these are pre-wedding pictures, then she's not his girlfriend - his fiancee. 'Semantics'

I'm sorry about this. But bro, it's never
R gonna get any better. First step in to break up. Then re-organize urself. Its just the simple logical thing to go. Cheers

Cos you are a comedian doesn't give you the license to joke about sensitive stuffs. Basket mouth should know better. BTW the guy is actually stingy. I haven't seen him do any charity stuff. This is about the best time to create an anti-rape organization to show how serious he is about his apology. Its time to give back bro...You rake in millions jokingly evryday yet you do nothing for charity. Nemesis don dey catch up.
You should have learnt for the sacco journalist who got sacked 3 weeks ago for tweeting about AIDS in Africa...social media (twitter especially) can ruin a life-long career; learn oga, learn!

Mumu of the year!

And somebody freaking banned me in this section for reasons best known to his/her fat ars.e SMH

olubukola07: @Oluwabukolami07, make we start to dey follow follow

Def ff u now. Pls ff back . Promise?

Why aint these dudes following back? Abi una want make I vex ni?

Moodyup: @dade_mash
We aim to follow back

How many of you? I don follow u o....berra go follow back before I carry hammer come from behind o

Oh boy. na so so Manchester United fans I just dey follow like mumu...Where dem chelsea dudes na?

korrej: @korrej....follow me i follow you God no vex...*smiles*

Yoh, you be white guy?

krispycash: I slept in his bed but nothing happened, he only tried....

This one fit no be lie o...I don enter that kind one chance before...