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Nice one Enyeama...keep the flag flying...
But please stay away from English Premier League o...there are some demons there who would tarnish your hard earned goal-less reputation in less than a week...One Mr Luis Suarez! Another one is Uncle Aguero...those guys can score anything o....Especially Suarez; if he doesnt score, he 'll bite you!

Watch your bag, your phone and wallet... Don't be a Lagos looker!

Also, as a man, you suppose test-ride your cucumber to be sure you are ready for the endless nights of praking! You cant afford to enter that world with half ripe bannana na

[quote author=Teeto, Esq]any music/songs that does not glorify God is satanic.[/quote]Great! But when we sing Hossannah and then dance Azonto or kukere to it to glorify God, how is that a sin? Siddon there dey do anyhow. You don forget say King David danced energetically like he was insane when he was praising God....does the Bible tell us about his dance steps? Is there a specific dance step for God? Do you know whether Angels in Heaven are actually digging Azonto when Praising God? Does the Bible specify the kinda of daqnce steps God prefers? When Kirk Franklin did the song 'Stomp' and 'Revolution' did you d#see the steps those guys did? Didi God send a message to you that He didnt like the steps?
Oga OP, if not that I am a christian, I would have called you a mumuson...but I wont because God doesnt like that.

faith everest: I pray mine won't sag ooo

Oh boy! You fine girl o... I carry head join you for prayer...make the things nor sag well well

Lol..Liars! Number sagging cause na dem bros dem....those ones fit turn bobby to bbybo

Nothing spectacular abeg! Regualr buildings, normal landscape, etc

Everyday we see lists of birthday celebrants on Nairaland. I am just curious, how do we wish them a happy birthday? We send a message request to their emails? And it takes one week for them to confirm to receive an email from you, and then you send the birthday message two weeks after the birthday?
Nairaland I hail ooo.
I would like to see a button to get the attention of a nairalander apart from the 'like' button. eg poke, unlike, hi, etc And I still keep wondering why we see 'likes' yet we dont see the 'likers' Anonymous donations

Please oga OP, does Blackberry z10 have demons as well? and BBQ5 ( I just bought it for my gf) and both are in my room...because if them have demons, I can fit to be able by myself change to my usual Nokia torchlight

'Edit Profile' on the Front page, under Nairaland doesnt make so much sense there. It should be on the user's page where stuffs like 'posts' and 'Comments' are found.

Well, by 2099, maybe Nairaland will take a step higher...We recommended changes, Oga Seun and his mafias left it to rot in the section. I wonder why this is happening. In spite of all the cries that we should step up our games, Nairaland and its managers remain dormant...for almost 8 years now, same features, same things, everything na d same d same...Poor!

Here is a link to my topic on changes i would like to see on Nairaland. Feel free to add your comments and hopefully Uncle Seun and his mercenaries fit do something about it. Enjoy.
https://www.nairaland.com/1399191/changes-like-see-nairaland

Chei! See Chidinma ooo...she don become international Jackie Chan! If...if...if..if I wooze her slap one taim laik dis, she do siddon pack for one side. Kungfu ko, kungfufu ni...whether Jet Li fit face 1000 area boys for Mushin wey carry broken bottles, plank, aluwo, etc...you wan to scatter ya head - Femi Kuti

If her bobbi secretes milk, 2 things are involved:
She is either pregnant or just recently aborted a pregnancy

If she just aborted a pregnancy, you are safe but if she is pregnant, 2 things are involved:
its either you are responsible for it or you are 'irresponsible'

If you are responsible , you are safe. If you are 'irresponsible', 2 things are involved:
It is either she wants you to bang her at that time so she could hook the pregnancy on you or she is just si.ll.y

If she is just s.ill.y, you are safe but if she wants you to bang her at that time so she could hook the pregnancy on you
2 things are involved:
It is either you banged her at that time and cum inside her or you did not bang her at all.

If you did not bang her at all, you are safe, but if you banged her at that time and cum inside her
Only one thing is involved:

YOU WILL FATHER ANOTHER FATHER'S SON!


_{Careful bro, some women are devilish schemers! They do it all the time....from personal EXPERIENCES}

I just got a BBQ5 for mine ...delivery time is Saturday night . I hope she doesnt buy me the usual sha. Singlets

idnoble135: Smh.
Carefully thought out, good intentioned,well articulated piece of scrap.
Go get your Bible, read it well, digest it, then take a look at what you wrote.

Get a Bible? I thought you would advise her/him/it to go get a DICTIONARY and a QUEEN PRIMER I...
@ oga OP, reading this write up would have been cool but for the gibberish, the grammatical heresies and vocabulary atrocities...Pls edit as appropriate

Na wah o...na die person dey o.

For real, those dudes look alike...
although while kendrick lamar is 26yo, MI Abaga is ageless (Nobody knows, not even google or wikipedia). crooked!

...And the hair is still on his big head

We no kukuma know whether na Don jazzy dey do introduction abi Dr. Sid...abi why Don Jazzy come full everywhere so?
Meanwhile, this kukukere (abi na wetin dem dey call that dance self) no sabi fashion...see that $30 shoe wey he dey wear...

collynzo2: What a miserable letter.

From what I saw in that video, that woman wasn't hawking. I mean, How can we say she was hawking when all the goods she had were all packed in cartons like she was just coming from a shopping for sale but waiting by the road side.
Even if the woman was guilty, that doesnt make her a criminal. Even the 19yr Boston terrorist caught few months back in the States wasnt treated like an animal. He still was treated with respect by the military guys after the caught him...compared to this learned illiterate called Oshiomole...Even his English is confusing...looks uncultured...Power drunk agabya!

Dr Rev Francis abi wetin be that Eze the Letter Writer name, if I talk say make God slap you now, dem go talk say we too wicked....mumu person like you.

Infomizer: And we shouldn't forget Kevin Carter's "The Vulture and the Starving Child".

This was the picture i was looking for. Surprised it doesnt feature on the OP's top 30.
This is one of the most devastating pictures ever taken. Reports had it that the photographer committed suicide few months later because she was haunted by the picture - the thought of a vulture patiently waiting to feed on the dying boy. Good God the boy made it to the food camp.

This game got my attention as soon as I saw it!

Impressive! Kudos to the woman...and to true love.

But IMO, OJB doesnt look responsible to me...We prayed, supported the cause in every way we could - money and mouth - especially some of us wey no too get kishi for account ...but i keep looking at the guy, for one, his hairstyle doesnt appeal to me. For some one in that state, at least tryna look a little decent. His look on his 2002/2003 album cover then was so cool - low cut, etc Why not just at least appear decent a little. Showbiz aint about keeping some dreary dreadlocks na...abi D'Banj, Don J, Nigga Raw, Banky, 2Face carry bob Marley style before we know say dem dey into showbiz?
And he has 3 wives? A supposed christian? Why the last wife (whom I suspect say na like early or mid 20s) no remove her own kidney carry give am? Oh oh! so e no easy abi? Correct.
I cant find signs of responsibility in the dude...go carry him own wahala wey he cause with him own hand put for another woman head like wig...SMH
But sha, thank God for successful operations - OJB and his wife. God bless womanhood!

Jarus: we grew up together, same primary school, secondary schl, and university. We've been friends since primary 2

Abeg bros, which Michael taiwo be that? Finished from OAU? Accounting?

Pukkah: Your stupidity is only exceeded by your idiocy!

I asked very simple questions in a civil manner and you started running your mouth like a locally fabricated generator. Did you just escape from a sanatorium?

Do you think you're talking to one of your fellow bought IDs that have lost every sense of independent and logical reasoning?

The useless, directionless and disjointed post you put up there is a shame to the Nigerian educational system and a bigger shame to your employer.

That post (just like the poster) lacks direction and every line of it reeks of foolishness, ignorance and stupidity.

You would have stayed away from this thread if your IQ figure was higher than the number of fingers on your two hands.

In that case, you would not have effortlessly exposed your boundless ignorance and Level 1 foolishness.


Now run out of this thread and never return with your moronic way of reasoning and being rude to your superiors!

Oh boy eee This bros dey provoke o...see yawa

Pukkah: Is it proper for governments to donate cash to private companies?

Is this not like giving part of the resources of the people (or tax payers' money) to private businesses?

Is the reason given by the Governor (that the schools train Anambra children) good enough? Why can't the Governor continue to build and support the state-owned institutions?

Would those Anambra children pay cheaper fees in those private universities or continue to pay the high fees that all private universities charge?

Does it not amount a misplacement of priorities for a state that cannot boast of adequate supply of drinking water to the people to be funding private businesses?

Why give outright donations rather than loans or grants or investment or concessionary rates for tax and levies?


I think that some day, this bogus and needless donation will be investigated and the Governor may not come out clean.

You just took the words outta my mouth. this is one of the most bizzare move I have seen in a long while. A public figure donating taxpayers money to private investors FOR FREEEEEE! Thunder fire the man!

Correct guy. I hope you talk some real issues sha o...not some theoretical things wey we no fit achieve. But I believe you...you are sound and intelligent. Thanks for repping us... Tiri gbosa for Jarus!
Gbosa!!!!!
Gbosa!!!!
Gbosa!!!!









_{Soliloquy: Watching out for the gbagauns init... the fun part ....}

granlydia: They gave u their real names nd u are looking for real age?Op u greedy sha.manage the information they gave u for ur article abeg.lol

Thanks. And then I publish a half-baked article leaving you guys to guess the vital info that sums the essence of the article itself. Google any American singer and see if their age is not proudly displaed. What would it cost them to say their age if no be say magomago wan enter?

Allohrandy: why do you think MI is not 33,vector is not 29,banky is not 31, iyanya and brymo are not 27. what do you think they gain from falsifying their real age? Or do you think they are all above 40 years? Most Nigerian artistes declare their real age.

why do you think MI is 33,vector is 29, iyanya and brymo are 27. How can you prove it? Gat a link or something? Or dont you think some of them are above 40 years but lying to be under 35? Most Nigerian artistes dont declare their real age. If they do, it will be readily available.

Forza p: Op u no well oo so u want d real age of does artistes u mentioned?pheew,na so u jobless reach

Bros ye, I no jobless o...na work make me wonder why dem age no dey online o...if you wan write a complete story on one of these dudes and realize his age is hidden, are you gonna go with the rumours that Mode 9 is 27? or that Don Jazzy is 30, making him younger than his younger brother D'Prince?

danbrowndmf: It a lie he was 16,ice prince finished hez sec skool 2002, til 2013 dt 27bro search well,ice prince na one of d few pple wey say d truth,MI is 33,vector is 29,banky 31,iyanya say im dy 27, jessy jags,29;brymo 27,

Correct. I was wondering why their ages are not online especially on wikipedia. There, it is hard to give a false age declaration.

Allohrandy: @poster, The age of most Nigerian artiste are well know. Most of them celebrate their birthdays. What will they gain by hiding their age from the public?

Great! So on the list I posted how many of them do you know their ages?
Ice prince claims 27yo. reports have it that dude finished high school in 1999. Let's assume he finished at the age of 16yrs, by now he'd be 31...but I am guessing he finished at the age of 18 (like most high school leavers) which means he'll be 33. How old is MI? Please help me find out and maybe i can remove the topic then...And Mode 9. And Basket Mouth. And Julius agwu. And 9ice. And Nigga Raw. thanks for helping