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simpleseyi: One more down, many more to go. All those who are sucking the masses blood will go six feet under. Jonathan's half brother, Dame Sheppopotamus's adopted mother, IBB's deputy-Augustus Aikhomu, IBB's pilfering wife- Maryam Babangida, Stella Obasanjo, Gen Owoye Azazi, Patrick Yakowa, Fashola's father, Tinubu's mother (my grandmother is 107 and still playing basketball and karate), Sunday Afolabi (he died in prison when Obasanjo locked him up for embezzling National identity Card's money), Jesus-on-Earth - imPatient Jonathan - oh, sorry she woke up after about a week.

Agagu looted Ondo's state treasury while he was the state governor and even national treasury while he was federal minister, now he has transferred the loot to his children who probably were looting with him too. God has seen that we are too weak to fight for ourselves and he, GOD the almighty has started fighting for the poor masses. If you think that I should not speak bad of the dead, please tell me some good things I can say about Sanni Abacha or about Jonathan's jobless mother that "donated" buildings to the university or about Obasanjo that took bribe from Halliburton and converter Nigeria's treasury to his personal account or about James Ibori the Guinness Book prison record breaker (He, his wife, his mistress(another man's wife), his wife's sister and his lawyer all in jail) or Alao Akala or Gbenga Daniel or Rev. Fr. Moses Adasu who was a catholic priest, he became Benue state governor and rose to be richer than the state and thereafter borrowed his state some money because he loved his state or the immediate past Bayelsa state governor Timipre Sylva who bought/built 48 houses in Nigeria excluding the ones abroad in his 48 months rule as governor (another Guinness record) or the Jonathan Goodluck that uses one million naira to eat per meal but shut down all universities for several days now. What good can I say about these looters when they eventually kick the bucket or kick the drum.

Good thing you noticed all of them.
And since your father and mother are also parts of the problems facing Nigeria, get ready to lose them in a ghastly toilet accident. I hope the maggots feast on their carcass and whatever remains of their carcass. Moofo!

1stOracle: We will do this with a united mind-set and employ all arsenals within our disposal, involving all who,s[b] liverpool[/b] to kick against ill inter milan or hidden chelsea. I pray it works for us all, I mean
D nigerian foes.

Failure! Whuch time Asina or Livapoo bin carry league last? Instead make you involve all Real and Barca within your disposal to win all Chelsea or Inter Milan jobs, you dey do anyhow.

Kudos to the unemployed parapo o jare. More job offers to your coffers.

slap1: I dey browse with phone abeg, the tweet no clear. Wetin he talk?

Oh ok. She twint say he enter chicken, steal kitchen come go dey chop kitchen, come forget fire on top pot inside chicken so the house come sink inside water in the fire.
Bros, abeg, the twint too long I nor fit to finish yam today.

E be like say the man nor get teeth o That's why he is talking like an akayin

elctroguru: Nnaemeka Anayo, 36, was re-arrested at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos, for testing positive to heroin ingestion during the inward screening of passengers on an Etihad flight from Pakistan, last weekend. In a statement, Friday, the NDLEA said that Mr. Anayo excreted 1.802 kilogramme of the narcotic

Unrepentant ewu!

Just deploy them to North eastern Nigeria already. we need them more than they do in Liberia.

baynix: Exactly!!

Indigenous Social Network is not going to work in this part of World.

See what happened to NaijaPals??

NairaLand Is A Forum !! We Likey!!

Nairaland is an indigenous forum/social forum and having the features of a vibrant social media isnt going to rmove its value in anyway. he features present now are average. we are not saying the services offered now should be scrapped, rather, it should be improved.

The name 'Nairaland' doesnt really connote a public forum for media discuss to me. From what we garnered, Nairaland was supposed to be a marketing place where Nigerians could meet online for business (like a site called Kijiji in Canada). But it evolved and became a social forum, more or less. Now, with the membership and popularity of Nairaland, it is only normal and expected that the site be improved for better performance. There is absolutely nothing wrong in keeping the features you likey and adding more and improved features IMO.

lorretta u: Nice one
Have been thinking of opening a thread like this,
Thanks OP
You even covered every area I thought of plus more.
Jisike

Thank you my sister...we all want changes on our dear Nairaland but oga seun never considers our poor opinions. that's why the topic is being neglected to rot in this section.

berem: I requested to change my username and seun denied the request telling me about references and popularity. Isn't that violation of my nairaland fundamental and human rights?

Yes, thats true. We have to sue him. $2m in damages.

Well, whatever changes i would like to see on NYSC jerseys will only be on this platform because it will never get to the NYSC ogas. Anyway, I like to see only one change, and that is:

1. Get Moschino to make the caps.
1. Get Versace to make the belts and socks. those NYSC ones are so terrible.
1. Get Nike to make the T-shirts and shorts.
1. Get Mudi to design the trousers.
1. Get Timberland to make the boots.
1. Get Addidas to make the sneakers.

Somebody created a topic: Changes I would like to see on Nairaland. 160 views, 29 comments, yet, it never made FP. And that is a topic for the good of our dear nairaland forum. SMH. https://www.nairaland.com/1399191/changes-like-see-nairaland

adaobi123: Khloe is ugly. Really ?

Please he should go and think what happened to his own marriage before chatting rubbish about others

Unless u dont know whom Eminem is, he picks on anyone at random...thats his style.

He didnt say khloe. Meanwhile he didnt really insult her...ask from christy agui, marriah carey n co...they ll tell her what insult means. Nice joint Eminem.

coogar: all i am asking you to do is look before you leap...... be sure of what you are saying before criticising them. supposing ese comes out tomorrow & says she was lying all along and she was paid by someone to write rubbish - would you not look like a bumbling oaf?

If Ese comes out tomorrow or next to say all she said was just to get the spotlight, who wouldnt think (or even know) that she was bullied into saying she lied?
As far as we can tell, that girl did not do what she did to gain any spotlight...she opened up...posted it on her blog...
All Biodun needed to do if he wasnt guilty was just to deny the allegations clearly without mincing words. If someone comes out tomorrow to say pastor jide Ituha Ighodalo was a yahoo yahoo boy when was in London as a student, fine, that was then when he was still in the world. If the story goes, lastweek, he swindled a white woman but he didnt, do you think he would not come out boldly to deny it?
Gullible followers still clapped and hailed halleluyah when this guy mounted the pulpit the week the allegations stormed the media. a smooth talker, he bamboozled the people with his smooth talks. This is spiritual fraud. For what it is worth, pending investigations, he should be suspended from the pulpit.
Open your eyes and mind (i know you did already anyway). You are just trying hard to create some kind of logic to test people's intelligence. Unfortunately it is not working. Even a blind man can see what is going on here. Biodun should open up if he truly values the exalted position he is presently placed.
If he doesnt talk about this issue in the coming weeks, plans are on the way to force him to take a position. He is just a regular guy exploiting his subjects. His continuous silence means he is no different from those politicians, Yerima and co.

pendusky: All this things are trash!!! If you want to make a name is not publicizing your past sins!!! I dont give a damn!!

Past did you say? If i hear! You should use present continuous there...i think his sins became past the day (2 weeks ago) when Ese Purewater posted his sexcapes online.

Skelewu of course. I only played Jaiye jaiye once on Notjustok.com and since then i never bothered to check. I have played and overplayed skelewu now...

infonubia: People, we've got a genius!

Carson Huey-You, an 11-year-old is among the new class of undergrads at Texas Christian University – adjusting to college life, finding the right buildings, settling in for those easy core classes.

Around the time when most kids are playing with jacks and baseball cards, young Huey-You will be taking university-level courses among teenagers and young adults. And it won't just be any class load. The boy, who scored a 1770 on his SAT, speaks Mandarin Chinese and plays the piano, will be studying nothing less than quantum physics.

His mom, Claretta, says her son had intense focus as an infant. By the age of one, he could read. By five, he was doing pre-algebra. Calculus, he says, relaxes him.

If he graduates as his parents expect, in four to five years, Carson will have a college diploma before or at the same time he gets his driver’s license.

What were you doing at 11? I was in secondary school - FGC Kano, hiding from those wicked seniors..lol

http://www.infonubia.com/2013/08/11-year-old-boy-admitted-to-university.html

This is the funniest sentence I have read in a while...I was practically doing the same at that time...those bad seniors. maybe na dem no make me brilliant well well self at 11yo

fuke: thousands of children are born in labor camps and live there until their death.[b][/b]

Jesus, what do you call this?

I am pretty sure that's how Adolf Hitler started. The guy is just 29 years old, by the time he clocks 60yo he would have turned the country to something else. Young smelly power drunk skunk.

9jadelta: shattap ... na auto correct changed it to pidging ... by the way, it should be no not nor
u have to smarter.

OMG! na auto correct delete 'be' from that sentence too abi? I don die. Why u self over depend on auto correct? You nor do spelling for primary school? We nor dey use past tense for pidgin abeg, nor corrupt am for us. Change that 'changed' to change na na before auto correct arrange you again.






_{Na 'nor' we dey use for area, as we fit freestyle with pidgin...So if u nor like am, kiss Kim Jong-Un's backside}

9jadelta: English proffesor, why did have to add pidging? u don't want people to pick on u huh?

That's smartness. So if my grammar nor correct, nobody go know. You should adopt the same strategy as e be like you need am pass me BTW it is 'pidgin' not 'pidging'...what planet are you from anyway?

abdulkayus: and hw did buhari is worst than this.
Brainwash bigoted bigot.

rigormortis: AND I THOUGHT NIGERIA IS BAD

9jadelta: Smh, no wnder the country remain poor unlike their southern brothers
why is anything "north" always comes with violence ?

Ishsoph: Then why did you bring naija president into it or is alzeimer's caughting up with you

Why is this thread all about 'murder'? The fat Korean skunk murdered his girlfriend, e nor reach, una self come join dey kill kill grammar like say tomorrow nor dey. He who kills, shall be killed!

Revolva: i am not a chelsea fan but now wey samuel eto don dey there omo i go buy membership for for stamford bridge

No P. Just inbox me your credit card details. Is it life membership (true blue blood type) you want or on-and-off membership (NEPA type)?

PHIPEX: Good for Eto but what is the logic in selling Drogba to buy Eto?

I think the difference is Drogba had played and thought he had had it all at Chelsea. he wanted a different environment, less competitive. He had wanted to leave 2 years before he left actually if you recall.
Eto'o on the other hand is just coming to the EPL and still has the tenacity (considering his average goals per game at Anzhi). I think it is a good call.

Realdeals: Where is my fabulous FUNAAB The most beautiful campus in Nigeria

FUNAAB Sounds like fruit juice





_{Some school names should not just be mentioned publicly}

Amazondepth: Very surprising this thread has hit 8 pages and nobody blowing ABU's trumpet?we need to see pictures from ABU to understand!the most beautiful campus in Nigeria is definitely Ahmadu Bello University Samaru Campus.

Na the name 'ABU' dey discourage people. E too resemble ABUbakar Atiku. Who wan sing that kin praise?

adaobi123: Wow. OAU is killing it. It looks so nice and very well presented. It looks massive. Jesus. And I used to think the likes of UNN and Unizik were massive

Yeah, yeah, don't worry. We forgive your naivety. Na person wey never reach another man's farm before dey talk say na im papa farm big pass...

Policewoman: It's like this MOD is an IFE graduate. See as him just move this to front page.

Our oga,, na so we see am...good to have OAU MOD. All those OSU MODs, FUTA MODs, LASU MODs, UNAAB MODs, na so so ban ban dey just dey ban person so tay we nor know who take banned drugs pass between them and Tyson Gay. Dem full celebrities section, enter politics reach music section and all those other yeye sections. I fear dem pass AK47

yakoyo1: Arsenal have re-signed Mathieu Flamini, according to information on the Club's website.

The 29-year-old midfielder earlier played for Arsenal from 2004 to 2008 and made 153 appearances for the club before joining AC Millan as a free agent. The signing of the Frenchman meas Arsenal have spent a whooping sum of £0.00 on two players this summer.

Information on www.arsenal.com reads:

"A tenacious and combative midfielder, Flamini was an integral part of the Arsenal team which reached the Champions League final in 2006 and also helped the Club win the FA Cup in 2005.
During the run to the Paris final in 2006, Flamini showed his versatility by playing as a left back for much of the campaign, becoming part of an Arsenal defence that racked up a record 10 consecutive clean sheets in the Champions League.
During his time in Milan, Flamini made 122 overall appearances for the Rossoneri, winning a Serie A title and the Supercoppa Italiana in 2011. He featured a total of 22 times for AC Milan last term.
Having come to the end of his contract with AC Milan at the end of last season, Flamini had been maintaining his fitness at London Colney this summer."

"We’re very pleased Mathieu has agreed to re-join us," Arsène Wenger said. "He is a player of real quality, with a fantastic work rate and great mentality. As we know, Mathieu is a strong midfielder, but is also is comfortable playing in defence too. He is a very good addition to our squad."

http://sportshandler..co.uk/2013/08/arsenal-re-signs-flamini.html

This nor be typo o...abi na typo? £0.00? Arsene wenger oblonjo!!

3ace: During 100 level days before I understood the structural connection of those three buildings, I will go downstairs from Admin, then move to social sciences and climb up again. The day I discovered through a friend that I could move from Admin to social sciences without taking my usual, stressful and idiotic route, we were both laughing that we drew attention.

Lol. You arent the only victim bro. The most annoying was getting to New Buka from Angola Hall. Being a novice, I would trek from Angola hall, passing Health centre, towards Moremi, then down the road towards Faj, then head towards ETF to New Buka, when one could have easily followed the Awo-ETF path...I had almost worn my shoes out before I discovered that route...Nor be small thing o

hustla: Go to UNAAB in Abeokuta and UI
Then come back and talk..this one no Be fine na..

UNAAB? Univaity of Agriculture Abeokuta! Na farm?

Jarus: you try.
a la carte.

but some for ajepako like us, iya egin at old buka was our favourite

Oh boy, I patronise that iya elgin like seriously o. Go there wearing a polo by ralph perf, come out wearing 'eefin amala'...

Yeah, a la carte too makes sense...Nor be there those two ibo girls and their mumsy dey? Dey arrange those fine girls Ol' boy we run things small for that angle self o...connecting from Awo to ETC from there enter A1 when pepper rest small...Fun days.