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misterh: I think the location of Spider doesn't do enough justice to its beauty. I remember the first time i entered Spider, i literally got lost. I spent more than 30 mins trying to find the exit.

Yeah, it is one maze of a building plus it is somewhat close to the jungle and far from main arena.

Thanks okija. U are the man! I thought u only took pictures of shrines but u just blew my mind.
I can see faculties of Law, Admin, Health sciences, Arts theatre etc in there. Great work. Some other majestic buildings too would have blown your mind like the Amphitheatre. You should have checked out Spider building, Ajose theatre, Archy studio and co. If u checked Admin basement you would have fallen in love with the architecture as well.
Great work pal.

Well, arrest him...punish him (jail)...then later employ him. For him to be able to do all that shows the kinda guy he could be if given the right environment and incentive. He is a genius.

#6 Helps you to use the toilet in the morning as well. Makes the thing easy to discharge

Walphem: I understand the point of street light, LCC and Lagos state govt have no excuse to give on that, but with the speed limit; it is boldly attached along the express way and mostly it states 50km/hr. But trust my people they go even reach 140km/hr

Yeah, that's one other huge problem we face. Flagrant disregard for rules/regulation/law.

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]I like the idea of speed limits, but when you think of the enforcers, and lack of technology like speed guns, you start to get discouraged a bit.

If a leader is born out of nairaland some day, I hope they will remember all these posts and implement the big and the little things that would make our society better. The devil as they say, is in the details.[/quote]True, Master. Sometimes I just feel these policy guys know what to do and what they should have done but because of the level of education and exposure in Nigeria, they take us for granted. fashola knows the law with reads to rules and stuffs but only uses them to his advantage or to cover his errors.

This road shouldnt be an expressway! if there are bus stops, then it not a highway...it is a commercial way; that is why there are bus stops.
No 2, how in heaven will the lights depend on PHCN when we know the capacity and 'efficiency' of PHCN? Street lights that I know of now, are dependent on solar power...and a country like Nigeria where sun (heat) isnt a problem should power street lights using solar power. With the tolls they collect this shouldnt be hard. This is a big scam and absolute disregard for human safety.
If there must be pedestrian bridges, then it must be at every bus stop or at every 250m. More so, speed limit should be set and displayed on the expressway to caution reckless drivers, while pedestrians should be advised to use the pedestrian bridges if available.
When are we gonna learn?

collynzo2: Only dirty people deal with mosquitoes.

And clean people? what do they deal with? Tse tse fly?

Chei! See as this aproko people take yeye my precious club una think say Abrahamovic fit invite una come do honeymoon for Stanford Bridge abi? Jokers

Let the the pages refresh every 10minutes.

And she had to go on public social media to send her an invite? Even if she was interested, this is def a put off. afrocandy sucks

I will rinse it. Cook it. Cooking will surely kill any lurking bacteria on/or in the chicken. The researcher is a learner.

I think this is working. I just noticed that you can now do a local search for Nairaland members and topics without being re-directed to Google. Check the base of your page, you'd find 'LOCAL SEARCH'. I can be it is new and in response to this topic. More should be done. And due acknowledgement necessary. Seun never gives credit for such ingenious suggestion. Na wah o.

360command: From an investigator point of view, the fugitive would want to leave the tiger nations territory and any friend of the tiger nations including China.
The fugitive would want to contact his brothers, sisters and friends who can support him leave the country.Its good thing for the fugitive to have left malaysia as the country is small for him to hide. On the other hand, Thailand is big when compared to malaysia and he can contact 1 or 2 friends for support. But not withstanding, the fugitive cannot fly out of thailand as he is still in a wanted zone. Going to Laos, burma, China ,Cambodia is out of the way. If the fugitive can reach Vietnam,he is still not safe as the police there are the worst of the worst. Going to Philippines would do the fugitive good , as he is in a country where human right can be tolerated to some certain aspect. There he can proceed to the Nigerian embassy in Philippines and obtain a new passport by declaring his old passport missing but he would need to get clearance from filipino police. His name would be checked, no criminal record will be found. He gets is clearance, go to Nigerian embassy, he is given a new passport so as he can fly to Nigeria.

So na your geography teacher been teach u all this thing ba? Correct! he must have taught you from personal experience

Nyobu! Enyimba enyim
Nyobu! enyimba enyim

owolabifunke14: Am I d only one who rate this picture quality low? They for show us their pije pije. Seeing is believing

Hey! see this girl...u wan see that thing abi?

No 1...I doubt the authencity of this story. if there was a whale (life or dead) on any Lagos beach, the news would be online right now.
No2. No link
No 3...only one picture.. i remember there was a story of a whale in lagos in 2010...you could have easily reproduced the same picture...
Anyway, not my biz.


Meanwhile, a blue whale died and was washed up the shore in Australia...Guess what happened? Whities turn the sight to a tourist one for a few hours, then arranged for cranes and bulldozers to lift the 40 ton beast to a laboratory for a 'POST-MORTEM/AUTOPSY'... My broas for naija, laboratory for where? pepper don land be that sharp sharp... Our researchers (profs and co) nor get that kind idea of checking the dead beast...watch below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=046gbOWAzwE

Anyone remember the Edo boy who hitch-hiked from Edo to lagos in an airplane tyre compartment? The News was picked up by Toronto news and guess what the talking point was: so the young boy survived in that altitude (breathing only thin air - basically nitrogen), this might be a new research angle in science...

but my bros for Airport for naija, kai! i go kee this boy today...yeye nonsense boy... Different worlds, dfferent mentality...
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/08/26/teen-hides-in-airplane-wheel-compartment-survives-flight

Shouldnt Beverly be heading to SA? Abi that her bath hub guy na Nigerian?





_{Team #Beverly hill cops}

jigawatts: I watched the pastor's response online on Sunday, Its really poor when so called "Religious Leaders" are asked basic questions and they decide to use "GOD" in their response. These guys are human beings for heavens sake, they can make mistakes, they are not perfect.

Its the way you guys treat these "Religious Leaders" that make dem ride u pple ... it makes dem feel like they are UNANSWERABLE to anybody.

He come talk say 'God said we should keep quiet' ...... and the congregation shouted 'Halleluyaaaaaaa'..........

"Robust Response" .... A very political phrase If I must say

God bless you! I wrote that this guy would still mount the podium and bamboozle the gullible congregation with his sweet talks. the guy is a smooth talker. And imagine, they all screamed Halleluyah? OMG! The Halleluyah I know is meant to be chanted in praise of God and godliness...not in annoying response to deceit, arrogance and conspiracy.
I see myself walking out of the church if I was there (definitely after causing a scene)...he will surely get the message.
Guilty or not, that guy should be suspended from the podium pending investigation to clear his name (or otherwise). It is the most logical thing to do. This is taking the faith, trust and followership of the congregation and other believers for granted.

Ok, let no body judge the girl or the guy...but let there be an investigation into the allegation. We want to know the truth so that we may know whom our real 'role model' actually is (Ese or Ifa).
We call for an investigation. Nobody should be allowed to suffer in silence and nobody's image should be tarnished just like that. if investigation convicts Ifa, let him dance to the tune. If investigation exonerate Ese, let her breathe some fresh air.
Ese has given her own side of the story, let Ifatoyinbo do the same, no immunity abeg.

I almost posted the video yesterday but work no gree. Ladies in vancouver were demonstrating their right to go topless as men do. Saying that there is no part of the law that forbids it. So, the leader, while interviewing the Mayor, decided to go topless. The mayor no know which side to face. Bad woman.
It pays to be a journalist in some parts of the world - canada, USA, France, Italy etc because most of their women demonstrations is exciting! Going topless to protest...sounds cool.
But nor try be journalist for iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Egypt...na end of discussion be that. Bomb blast!

Na una go take mouth spoil this 13yo career. Wetin concern you if e be 34yo or 47yo? Robben na 29yo? Falcao na 27yo? Ashley cole no look older than 32? Didier Drogba na 34? Anelka na 34? Michu na 24? Mr Essien na 30? Stanley okoro that time na 17yo? Mikel na 27yo? Abeg make una rest joor make the 13yo boy start im life.

ledafaze: Why Chelsea of all football clubs? As a growing lad, Arsenal or Barcelona would have been best for you.

So when dem Arsenal and co nor get eyes take see am nko and na Chelsea see am, make Chelsea kukuma carry correct product go give Arsenal abi? You wicked o

That's my boy! Goodluck.

Airforce1: Nigeria' musical artists are just too childish.

They behave like illiterates, stuupid, hungry and attention seeking bastards.

There notice me attitude is becoming so annoying.

No respect for each other, no unity among them.
Too much beef, arrogant and proud.

Na wa o

Must wizkid reply Jmartins?
Can't he just show maturity by ignoring him?

Jmartins on the other hand talk to much..
No be everything man see or hear he go talk.

Dis guys need to grow up na habba.

WTF is this about soldier? Isnt this too much abi why you leave your own problem carry another man's double wahala for head, calling them bastards? Check your own tenses as well, I think you also need to go back to school...

One person that insulted you or one fan that corrected you?
But Uncle Jmartins self too talk for that interview na...na you born Wizkid?

The boy finally becomes a super star! Toronto news picked him up.
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/08/26/teen-hides-in-airplane-wheel-compartment-survives-flight

I am 100% sure, the next thing researchers would do now is to see how man can survive such high altitudes (thin air) for that lenth of time and the fact that his organs are still developing. The boy has given them a new angle to their research. I am pretty sure he would be invited or visited by Canadian scientists pretty soon to check his organs and learn about his survival tactics. That is creating something out of the ordinary...Our own researchers nor fit think go that angle lailai. Instead, my brother, Officer Osarowemohvi, the Airport officer, go handle the boy and say...'Kai! This boy go hear am today!Ehh! I wee beat...in fact, I go beat and re-beat you so tay, for ya life, u nor go near airport again!'

pcwhiz: Peaceful protest organized by Nigeria Students Delta State over the continuous Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) strike turned out to be bloody as police were alleged to have fired both tear gas and gunshots at students to prevent them from protesting.
Consequently many of the students were alleged to have received various degree of injuries.
A three hundred student was allegedly seriously injured is presently receiving treatment in an hospital.
Urhobotoday gathered that three of the students who were critically injured as a result of the police action are admitted in different

I swear I almost thought this was Orthology.

Crystalline: Thank GOD for mothers, no matter how bad the child looks, the mother is always there.

Like seriously, one can't stop praying for mothers (and grandmothers). They are special gifts from God. Through thick and thin, mothers stand strong gidigba!
Be strong young man. Be cheerful

johnstar: Thunder fire person wey remove dat video

Lol...guy wan see naked things

Basilona: Well spoken...but broz, it goes beyond berating your fellow countryment for the lack of innovation. Hope you're not on that same wagon Ooo!

No. Honestly I don't. If you checked some of my posts, I highly commend most of these young guys doing exploits, no matter how silly looking it. I have a young Nigerian (came to Canada when he was 10yo and now he is 18yo). his boy is a super guru. He thinks and creates apps like say na puff puff. My problem lies with the constant nagging that of most of our youngs who blame everything but themselves 'ah, na GEJ cause am', 'My neighbour na winch' 'job nor dey' 'money nor dey inside that idea' etc when actually, they arent making any efforts.
Somebody mentioned Alaba market and I laugh. I patronised that market for a very long tym, what those guys do is basically to disintegrate the electronics and recouple it...and they call that creativity. Even my 11 year old nephew can fix minor issues on his laptop. And not to even talk of the fact that those Alaba guys are out to extort you at all means while doing nothing exceptional. It makes one wonder what exactly is going on and what the problem is.