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Imperialist Abi? Because he didn't let the Europeans imperialise his country, he has become an imperialist. Where did he expand his empire to?

He is the greatest African of recent history.

Thank God at least he's yet to conclude that it was Obasanjo that sent the "mysterious snake" to kill his brother.

Lazy old man. So you cannot publish your book if the President doesn't attend the launch party. Must he send a copy of his book to the president before publishing it? Na oversabi dey worry am. And am sure Obasanjo didn't cancel his book launch, Obasanjo cancelled his appointment to attend.

So what stopped him from inviting Shagari to come to his book launch after Obasanjo left?

This man is hopeless and his book is not worth jack. What is holding him from launching his book now? Yar'Adua?

In my profile. I change my pic almost every week.

Alams and the contractors that built the gate maintain that it cost N40 million.

Any gate that is more than a million Naira is suspicious. Even automated gates gan are not that expensive.

That man thief those money O! Let's not forget too that he was helping oil bunkerer in the Niger-Delta to launder their money. That is why MEND wants him freed so that their millions will not remain locked in his account.

@Dis Guy

that is the thing we Nigerians they want to see CASH! Raw Cash! They want to see Tony Montana carrying transporting Nigerian foreign reserves in sacks and trucks.

No be only rainy day. Na DESERT STORM that Senator go see. So in his own proverbial raining day, CBN will just go and unleash $45 billion. The US government will not even allow any such thing because it with make the value of the Dollar collapse and also, Nigeria will grind to a halt because we will not be able to make any more imports.

Nope! She was half caste, just as Bob Marley but by choosing her motherland (Egypt) instead of her fatherland (Greece), she's African. As African as you and I.

Cleopatra Selene Philopator.

Just pulling your leg. Mandela tried small. But the greatest African Hero of Modern time is Emperor Haile Selasie I. But they don't like mentioning him in european or texts because the man no let them colonise am.

You forgot to mention Haile Selasie I, Bob Marley, Cleopatra and the Pharaohs.

I was thinking maybe if she's critically ill, yet even then, she wouldn't want me to do it. Why even her underwear, why not just her clothes?

Abeg, there's no situation that'll warrant me to wash my partner's underwear but if she's really ill, I'll wash some clothes for her.

Perhaps, if she dies, I'll wash her underwear and store them.

All the same sha, Donald Duke for President 2015.

Myself for House of Reps 2015.

We are tired of OBJs, Kupolokuns and Alameseighas.

Even Hillary Clinton did a little nip and tuck for the upcoming US Presidential elections.

An ugly man cannot be honest because even when he tells the truth, no body is there to listen let alone to believe.

By going to jail for about the average lifespan of an African.

It's been a long time but generally they described male beauty as being generally "androgeneous" and female beauty as "oestrogenous".

One androgeneous feature is a strong chiseled chin.

One oestrogenous feature is a roundish face.

I'm searching google for the banks where the reserves are held. But as for who holds the vault key, it is Zebrudaya.

The foreign reserve is not held in safety deposit boxes. Na wah for Nigeria O! What is the use of e-money in this modern world?

And even if the CBN shows you videos where Soludo is sleeping on trailer loads of money tagged Nigerian Foreign Reserves, it don't mean a thing. There's nothing that cannot be arranged.

Even if they take you to the World Bank Headquarters and give you a key to open a vault containing $43.3 billion dollars, it doesn't prove anything. So you may as well take their word for it.

No O! This documentary did not say that. They mentioned the indices for defining a male as beautiful, then they mentioned the indices for defining a female as beautiful.

Na wah O! Nigeria will be the first to open a video account.

I don't know the answers to those questions you're asking. That's why they call them the CIA.

Starting to feel sorry and starting to regret very late in life is also an effect of ill-mannered kids brought up by decadent parents. Anyway, a sign that you are realising your mistakes shows that you're willing to change.

And stop lying with dogs. You may catch fleas. God bless you as you turn a new leaf in your life towards civility and rational thinking. I wish you well.

O My God! Why is Reuben Abati writing like this? He misconsconstrued Usman's statement. This is what happens when you're too eager for breaking news.

Even the CIA confirms that Nigeria's foreign reserve is about $45 billion. And they don't get their information from the CBN, they contact the organizations where these reserves are held.

There are indices for measuring beauty and ugliness. I watched it on discovery one day.

You have no respect. You should have referred to me as Mr Denex. Why did you just utter denex. Don't you know I may be as old as you father too. You can only refer to me with my nickname if we are very familiar which we are not.

Guy, please show some respect when demanding respect.

Guy, rest. What if you're older than my father? That means you deserve eternal rest.

Guy, rest. What if you're older than my father? That means you deserve eternal rest.

@chidichris

If it was in Africa, Nigeria or the Middle East that kind of system of government was running, they would have condemned it and we would have joined them in condemning it.

A country where Lizzy is ruling as queen (ancestral rulership) and the primeministerial position is transferred without general election, but mere intra-party votes. That means the biggest party controls the nation. Whether they like it or not.

What would you say if PDP could just dish outDavid Mark as President of Nigeria. just because his party had majority votes within the Senate of 109 people?

That system is messed up but we are not complaining because whatever the British do, we assume it's cool.

@50kobo

you are a dangerous individual O! You wrote down a policeman's name! Thank God you're still alive.

Am sure those policemen were the decent ones a policeman that has blood on his hands will most probably kill you if you write his name down because he believes you're going to make a report. And what report you are going to make, he doesn't know.

Please next time, try memorizing the name.

Guy, you've answered your own question. There's a reason the untouchables are called the untouchables.

I was particularly disturbed by Okonjo Iweala. A finance minister who refused her country's currency as legal tender.

Ah! Mamajama, Alams thief well, well O! The guy thief. I mean blatant stealing koro-koro. Even though he didn't still billions of dollars, he should have just done it with a little tact. No! That man didn't even steal like a thief, he stole life a robber.

Restructure your game, player.

@Mamajama

you have refused to understand why the government could do no better than warn at the inception.

SHOPRITE sells goods below their recommended retail price. At first glance it may seem suspicious to anyone in Nigeria, but that doesn't mean the government should shut them down. Till the day they take customers' money and run away, they haven't done anything wrong.

Governments do not arrest enterprises for making special offers. And the government cannot ban special offers. It is only supposed to punish offenders.

But in this case, the government, using the CBN went as far as using the media to warn Nigerians but they remained adamant. Do you expect the government to shackle their feet?

And most of these so-called banks are not banks at all. Some of them don't even have an office address.

Hell, I just made a business proposal to a company to make their five figure investment into six figures. You can't expect the government to arrest me for doing that.

Abeg understand what we're saying.

Abi na your cousin write the story? Guy, post your link.