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Zenakoboko: Source:
http://lindaikeji..com/2012/05/nigerian-woman-kate-anolue-is-new-mayor.html#more

Nice one!

Duh...mayor of London borough of enfield? Olodo

What's even special about being appointed a bloody local government councilor, it's like getting a new job at sainsbury's.

Gaggi: What does it matter if i am called a nigg** by a black man. D problem with u guys abroad is u've lost touch with reality. U people have been so abused u think it's normal to be called derogatory names. A white man will not call anyone names in Lagos, Kano, Warri or any state at all. You can't come to my country and disrespect me. By the way hw many so called white men go around with security?
I swear i will slap any white man who dares that, security or not.
In 2006 when i went to the UK for hols at around 11pm while i was walking along the road, my friend and I were thrown oranges at by white kids and they were shouting nigg... This was behinnd the covers of darkness. I felt so insulted at the same time helpless. A lot of things are going on which our dear friends in the diaspora are too ashamed to speak of. Everybody i lnw wants to come back hme.

Actually, a white man would call a black man nigger in naija and get away with it easily. Even the naija guy would jump at the mention of such words without batting an eyelid with the level of poverty prevalent in that country.

Oyinbo throwing oranges at 11pm lmao. They even throw tanjalo at 12am!

[quote author=BABE!]Speak English, denzel. Did you return my baby's phone? [/quote]wetin i wan do with your pikin's trium

[quote author=BABE!]Awwww darling . . . That's super sweet.

Did denzel return your phone?[/quote]Lol.... Egbe!

yetunde01: I am a student in 300level, my boyfriend is in his final year. We are in the same school, and am pregnant for him,but he is saying "He is not ready" to be a father now. Right now I am scared, I don't know what to do,my pregnancy is a month old,I can't tell my parents right now. Please help.

send an email to Seun, he used to be a quack doctor.

It's not possible to wear one pant for a month at a stretch cos of chaffing. Boxers can last 6 months before feeling water.

Baawaa: If you want to confirm either Mr Latin is death or not text 7020 to 3020 on any network SMS cost #1000.

are you the mortuary attendant?

Sagamite: You married a person and you are pleading to stay in fucktardistan.

All these are choices YOU made.

You better quit before you help the fooool produce a new generation of fucktardinhos and end up strengthening your cursed ties.

Uncle, that's still her husband you know and you don't even know the full story.

picoba: Baba Latin Still de kampe. Thank God.
He will spent 120years and above on this surface of the earth IJN

this shakabula sef fit kill person

abiolag: when i was trying to install nokia pc suite on my desktop computer it display dis error msg "the install has insufficient privilege to modify this file"
pls what could be d problem because i need d nokia pc suite and i'v downloaded 3 types with d same error msg

You are not the administrator of the computer.

4llerbuntu: uncle denzel all join na

where else on NL can one get pple who actually know what is going on in a windows PC?
i dont think its worth a thread really.



make una tell me na, e no good oo

Seriously, I no get clue o. You be expert tinkerer na continue tinkering

4llerbuntu: NOOB QUESTION TIME.

how do i safely decompile a .exe archive so i can replace some files in it without rendering it useless?

i tried winrar, the .exe no longer works.


actually, im tring to change the iconset of a BB OS archive. i want to replace particular .pngs used for the default theme with my own before installing it.


i be JJC for all this kain tins abeg helep me o.

Is this a PC trouble or reverse engineering mr 4llerbuntu?

ige101: pls do you have the reg key for ccleaner?
if yes kindly assist me

Best things in life are free! It's on the right hand corner here http://www.filehippo.com/download_ccleaner/

omega25red: i hope other guys contribute to this but most of the time when you uninstall an anti virus it still leaves a lot of it's services on your computer. What you might want to do is, an msconfig services edit.

i will not explain this in detail because if you dont know what you are doing you might mess up the important services needed on your computer. Basically you will be turning off services your computer doesn't need in msconfig. if you dont know what you are doing pls see a tech who can work on that for you. Then again i might be wrong so guys contribute

I always uninstall with ccleaner and also use it to clean all the residue.

duh... its not you its me.

even musiwa would give us a clearer map.

justwise: Why did you failed to respond to people who called you names because of that post? Telling them that it was all joke would have cleared things up but you bottled it and expect me to become a mind-reader, well. . i did what my mind told me then.

sharap dia....how many explanations do want....does that look like a genuine account number to you or does chachangi airlines fly to the US? I expect a reasonable person to know it was a joke but because your naija police mentality got the better of you.

JeSoul: Lol. JW, ejo, mercy for denzel.
Denzel, how much are you willing to put up to 'grease' the process?

Leave him o, I have details of funkybaby, the nairalander he fancies like mad.

toba: denzel densel has been scammed. Justwise has no power to ban u or anyone else. Just two pple can. One male and female

Apparently, this new tacky environment allows him to flex muscle.

justwise: If that was a joke why did not say it when a lot of were raining abuses on you because of that post? You even came back to drop a name to pay the money into even as a lot of people have quoted your post with insults.

I banned you after all that has happened, so you had all the time in the world to cancel your bad joke but you did not.

Egbe, sebi you get analytical skills to root out scammers based on their past posts. Just unban me jare!

I was just stepping into scammers shoes. I even put a useless bank account and their usual Engr Adeolu Johnson

Yes, it's not a bad idea! Just use her as collateral. Hopefully, she can cook, clean and a little bit of touch your toes!

JeSoul: ^you musta done something for him to think that no? I go take small style beg am. But the guy na tough sheriff, with all the scammers that roam that section one has to applaud his efforts.

He needs to take a chill pill jare. I was just mimicking the scammers on there and he banned me. We have had few playful banters over the years but he is just overzealous. Seun dey give am extra change ni?

mashin: [color=#000099][/color]my desktop,cannot install windows7 and vista even when i use external dvd rom it cant install the present windows xp booth and hangs.what do i do.

whats your desktop configuration?

justwise: The evil man is dead for good

Can you unban me on travel section....can't you identify your scammers ni?

JeSoul: ^So what did you do denzel? I know Justwise is a reasonable guy and very protective of his section.

I don't think he is reasonable IMHO, he is one way traffic mod. He thinks I'm a scammer.

Can someone help me beg this robotic moderator called justwise to unban me


https://www.nairaland.com/927190/dv-2013-winners-meet-here/6

You are probably friends with benefits!

dailynigerian: Blackberry to me personally is loosing guard in the mobile competition wars.

They dont really have any wicked innovation that is out of the ordinary going on.

The last sneak peak phone i saw for their potential new launch looked like an oldddd samsung.

I think they need to put more effort into product innovation, design and also open their platform so as to attract more users and also most importantly more app developers. BB app world is like a desert compared to Android and Iphone.

They should us ANDROIDDDDD !!!

When you download an app from the marketplace, it automatically prompts where it would have unrestricted access to on your device like SD card, memory and then ask you to accept....blackberry doesn't like that.

as if they know how to send emails...shior