₦airaland Forum

metaldude: I can't believe this!Is it possible for parents to forget his or her child's birthday?I celebrated my birthday three days ago;my dad and mum couldn't even call me on my birthday.It was on the 2nd day,early in the morning that my mum now remembered.She started pleading with me that she forgot.Seriously,Is that possible or has it happened to anyone before?

You see metaldude, maybe you were adopted or bestowed upon them by the god of metal.

ifeomamicheal: My was not ok, the evagelator,was unfriend to us, i have believe that I well make, and stile need ur help.

Lord have mercy!

Seun: You should never steal your customers' time in the name of big big grammar. If you must, then be apologetic.

It's not like they do it everyday. It is health and safety requirement for every public building. [s]Like you are always apologetic to your customers![/s]

Seun: What? Why? Why? Why?

I don't want the email notifications. I have been receiving them. Thanks!

Seun: Email notifications are now working. The system is designed to avoid spamming your inbox as old NL used to.

Please, how can I stop receiving these messages?

Seun: If that's the difference, it's a very serious difference. It's the difference between Linda Ikeji and a Yahoo girl.

Lay good example and quote comments properly. Who did you quote now?

she is going to teach some girls how to locate their own adigun around bariga.

coogar: and you have been doing this with the pic?

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yeah, bashing the bishop!

coogar: tulisa?
haha - i had mine encrypted - not even hacktivist can break through it.

Don't be deceived. Except you destroy your hard drive by incineration, I will decrypt it with my state-of-the-art tool. Roger that! I could see BABE!'s pea sized bobby fc

coogar: now i am scared!
out of curiousity, what have you found?

errm what that famous x-factor judge was doing to her boyfriend.

coogar: that's my thinking - denzel wouldn't know how to navigate to the x-files.

You have forgotten than I'm an EnCase certified forensic professional. I mine data!

GboyegaD: What makes it up to international standard? Hope you read the part where the OP said there was no sign of fire fighters around. If they wanted to do a real drill, then they should have informed the fire fighters who are expected to come in full force to combat the fire.

Very good suggestion.

You think fire fighters are less busy to attend fire drills?

The guy is a shareholder in dermovate investments ltd.

Its only your 23-strand bia bia that is worrisome.

It is called fire drill. Disasters won't warn you before happening that's why they simulate fire disasters to test recovery plans.

Miracle At St. Anna - Scintillating 8/10

solelymade: I write d exams @ hightops primary skol and i gave thanks to God i neva dissappionted. i am able to answer all d questions without stress myself. d investigators is corrupt shai they was asking 4 2k b4 dey allowing me use my phone. i expect at least 300+ shai

Thank God for bulletproof.

ujchief: Mehhhnnn!! Is this english language or were u speaking in toungues?
Pathetic!

Is this how to spell thongs?

So, demolishing the mosques means boko harams won't find their way to the secretariat?

uzzyj: Hi Nairalanders,

Please, I have this desktop that displays "510-Splash screen image has error. This could be the result of a power loss. Run ROMpaq to restore the default image in the system ROM..
And i want to knock out the OS on it 2 reinstall an XP.
I have changed several ram and also removed the network card on it, yet it persist. And the Drive "A" (Diskette) floppy is faulty. How can i go about it please.??

I would appreciate ur reply.

How old is this computer that still has a diskette drive?

MRbrownJAY: have you tried to quote multiple posts yet? i just did and it doesnt work, lol.


are you sure the multiple quote works?

Seun: Clearly it works for the person you responded to. It works for me too. What device/browser do you use?

it works

^^^You forgot the part where you have to switch the tv on at around 1pm, if you want to watch a programme around 7pm. It takes 8hrs to show shaky pictures.

Hardunni and coogar why are the 2 both of you fronting?

Hardunni call coogar on 07822354676

coogar call hardunni on 08035645454

Funny thing is both of you have the same surname, match made in heaven.

[quote author=*dhtml]Me I tink nairaland has taken a step forward, but just minor issues which are being resolved too.
Kudos to the admin. It is not easy to make changes.[/quote]How much did he pay you for this PR?

knowledge4: Who are the road users in Nigeria?
Myself and you?
How many Nigerian drivers both private and commercial have ever taken a driving test for a driving licence,passed or failed? None,am sure.
Is it not that we sit down in our homes and offices and a tout brings the valid driving licence to us?
How many Nigerian drivers learnt driving via a registered driving school? Maybe 0.01% or less.
Even those who attended a driving school did not go for driving test.
90% of Nigerian drivers of all categories have never seen the Driving Code.Another 8% who have it or have set eyes on it cannot interpret the road signs.We do not even know where to get it from when interested.
I learnt that in a place like Britain, you must go to a driving school for about a year. Then go for driving test in about four to six stages and must pass all the stages over a period of 1-2 years. Then you are given a provisional driving licence for 2 years on condition that you drive with a fully licenced driver sitting by your side.After that, you get a full driving licence which can easily be withdrawn if you commit certain types of road traffic offences.
Here in Nigeria, many who do not know how to drive a car have valid driving licences which is used as identification to receive money in the banks.
Yet the Police and the V.I.O are interested in arresting drivers who have no driving licences.

Someone has been bullshitting you

The governor's market stall

[quote author=tpia@]btw who is this strangerf whose friend request i just noticed?


awada


is that seun or mukina or somebody.[/quote]Your boyfriend fstranger aka papatosibe aka ojogbontomoye

Unfortunately, PMP is one of the exams that you can't use braindumps to pass. PMI has a large pool of exam questions that they don't repeat. If you like yourself, hit the books now. Start from Rita Mulcahy, cbt nuggets, head first PMP and official PMP study guide by Syngress.

Seun: He has been logged in before new nairaland and he is still logged in, so the problem is spiritual.

funny stuff

ask any danfo driver they all think zebra crossing is a tom tom advert.