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[quote ]Allahu Akbar how i wish dis can happen to me . Anywhr i pray to die while saying Kalmatu shahada .amin[/quote]Your wish is granted!

[quote author=pretty_boi].
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Mr man your pessimism is so saddening....go on their website & see for yourself a list of things they have on their project tables & one of the things on there is that they are making their brand's own application store & a support line as well,make inquiries before you conclude & for once give something good a chance (you don't expect them to be set up all at once do you? Two young men are just setting out,give them the chance & time). If you don't believe in yourself,some other Nigerians do believe in themselves.[/quote]It's not a matter of pessimism, if this guy is developing desktop computers or apps in google market, I'd have given him 100% support but tablets are relatively new and a delicate market to penetrat[i]e[/i]. HP had to pull their tablet from the market, RIM is struggling with playbook, there is sony tablet which no one is buying, acer aconia, htc and you are here talking about Inye?

These devices are more technical than mass producing them like this. There are so many of them being sold online with hideous names. Don't waste your money buying it cos there wont be any support for them. A word is enough for the wise!

[quote author=ekt_bear]Then make a mobile version and a separate non-mobile version?

Like any other site does?

Just because you are targeting mobile users doesn't mean you have to ruin the experience of everyone else...[/quote]Are you implying the boss didn't gather adequate end user requirements before embarking on this project?

Are you saying someone who started an implementation without an option to roll back doesnt know what he is doing?

[quote author=ekt_bear]I would also suggest forum avatars.

In my opinion, before you guys decided to start designing your own forum, you should have spent some time learning about the features and design of other forums.

Would have made your life a lot easier.[/quote]Apparently, they are targeting mobile users.

davidylan: I wonder.

I'm obviously missing something. People willing to die like this

I don't know why its a good route to heaven by dying on a mosque mat. What if he ate poison before entering the mosque?

anydek: As regards to the question, the answer is both.

see answer

the military guys earn more.

too much jazz!

yamakuza: true that!

But there are provisions for earning it on the job too.
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Besides, most coys in naija will be happy to know/hear u've only passed the exam. Even for CISSP.[/s]

Cissp is a beast. I'm not even going to attempt it. If he gets a job in Accenture, Deloitte or PwC, he should just go for Cisa.

Idowuogbo: Days my baby! Tell Elewa we are not smiling mehnnn.

By d way u get time o, alagidi lon ba deal nau.

Dont mind Seun and his team of so called programmers that came up with this secondary school project.

Seun: We changed the backend completely. We switched from SMF. But yeah, we could have duplicated the look if we wanted to, but I felt that it was best to use the opportunity to target the fast-growing mobile demographic, so we built a flexible theme that works on both mobile phones and personal computers. It's a pity that we have not been able to test the theme well on some phones.

What's the point in compromising desktop user experience when apps and browsers are being developed everyday to view websites in desktop mode on mobile devices? You and I know this is hideous and your reputation is at stake with this development.

At this time and age who put links on forums like a chat room or internet relay chat in order to satisfy fast-growing mobile demographic?

I think you need to go back to the drawing board, if need be, change the database schema again and entice people back here. The resources here are invaluable and accessible to people worldwide not Nigerian mobile users only.

Seun: Computer programmers: we count from zero! The New Nairaland is a computer program, so ... that's why!

Errrmm, just randomly checked about 10 different forums and not one of them start from zero.

Anyway, I see you are improving with the tweaking. All you could have done is to recreate the old format and incorporate some of these features like quote post, like, follow and unfollow. You'd have saved yourself sleepless nights.

So, how many seconds does this last on batteries?

Ok, how come that mast is easily accessible?

yamakuza: Of the 3 i mentioned, CISA provides the most flexibility.
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At the end of the day, it all boils down to what types of jobs you intend applying for.
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and he has to produce 5years of IS auditing, governance and control experience to earn the designation after passing the exam.

[quote author=BABE!]Welldone Sir.

Errm. . . . i want my swag (as a moderator) restored. On the previous NL, our names (the honorable moderators) used to be in blue font on the Home page. On this yeye bootleg thing you now call NL, we can't differentiate between MODs. and regular members. It doesn't even say anywhere on my profile that I'm a MOD.

Biko, work on that. . . .

[/quote]Insubordination! You are calling what your boss did with his team of programmers a bootleg? Seun, can you stop her salary please?

I give up! I'll get my coat.

coogar: mtn or vodafone?

lmao nokia to nokia!

kandiikane: Erm ------------------------------------------------->

FK baby, I'm coming to welwyn garden city this weekend, are you available for nyanshing?

Sleekgene come on, can you swear you haven't inserted your sim card into BABE!'s phone?

I don't have to prove anything.... Babe! should just say here she wasn't around Fulham in London between Jan and Feb this year.

odiaero: Ignore any typo

I'm not usually arrogant, but this is ridicules!

ifyalways: Somebody don hammer be dat!

Oh happy day. . .

True...

Some people hammer when they robbed the place few years back.

odiaero: Hi, how do u deal with a girlfriend that declares u married to her on her facebook page without ur concept, even when u are not married, the best way to tell her to remove it from her FB without causing any problems between u and her?

Without your concept

We are behind you dbanj, don't worry about any Don Jazzy. Ksolo is a better producer, he even looks like Dr Dre, you can work with him.

[quote author=x-fire],
This new Nairaland is too colourful and confusing. It is also less personalized. This simply looks like a blog. The part I hate most is the dating system of posts. The dating system where you see things like '6 days, 3 hours, 43 minutes ago' is confusing and needless. Retain the former dating system. Topics and posts are far easier to sort out in the old Nairaland. Why dedicate all ur effort changing the a growing and successful site?
This is funny to me. Traffic to the site is certainly going to reduce drastically. At least, mine will reduce[/quote]duh, this is linda iketa blog.

As if Boris Johnson doesnt ride a bicycle to work.

[quote]Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www.fbi.gov


Attention, this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me?

I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you?.

We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you

fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account

until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that

they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn

people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where

instructed in the e-mail below. this is the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to

inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and

stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your

properties confiscated.

You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the

process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the

fbi director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if

you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, i believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in

all the local channels that you are wanted by the fbi.

As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties

confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the efcc and they directed me to a private attorney who could help

you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $98.00 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you.

You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been

signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded

your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the

sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.

I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 2/5/2012 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail

without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law

and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.

NAME: VINCE DURU
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:FOR
ANSWER: YOU
AMOUNT: $98
Senders name======

Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate

making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all

this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00

usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.

Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to

make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism,

money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.


THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

ROBERT MUELLER

WASHINGTON DC

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www.fbi.gov[quote/]

You see why those MEND boys shouldn't be allowed near www. They think the FG can use this info for revenue allocation.