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Ibime:
Arsenal is as good as dead. Bad moment 2, extended version with director's cut showing in cinemas this week. Switch, take it easy on these Gaynners. You're going crazy!!! We await the final burial. The team is finished & deserves sympathy. By next week undertakers from West Brom will try put 3 more nails in Arsenal's coffin. Arsenal is finished.  Infact dis is d greatest great grampa of all useless asses fan spewing rubbish from her anus. Lady switch we d chealseans shyte on you and yours anyday anytime. Imbecilic mofo!!!! Switch 47, more DISASTER for Arsenal coming soon!!!

Funny stuff BTW where is he?

I really pity the ardent fans.Imagine travelling to Wembley,Barcelona and Manchester in the space of 2 weeks and losing consecutively. That's real life S&M session!

Emmz:
My craziest scene was when they were getting away after a bank robbery. They were in their nun outfits and stopped to switch cars den they hear a radio go off describing them and lo n behold there is a cop right beside them and now they're staring at the cop and the cop is staring at them and after what seemed like 2 minutes of staring, the cop just looked away like he didn't see them. WOW! that was just sooooo real. I was like great writing cos any normal cop who dosen't want to get killed would and should do that. That scene was insane.

That was a classic scene

naijababe:
^ I dont know how they came up with Monica? It's so tasty. Haven't been there in yrs, might have gone downhill.

They still sell monica with dodo. By the time you finish one side of the fish,you'll have to adjust your belt.

You can learn ethical hacking in your room and be proficient. It takes practice and dedication.

dangiwa09:
It appears none of you has mentioned the hygiene situation in any of these places. The cooks/owners of these places will have an open pot of food on fire and will be talking, thereby spitting inside it. They pick their nose, sneeze and blow their nose by the side, supposedly away from the food pot, but they'll not think/know to wash their hands before continuing to cook. They'll go number 1 and 2, still no washing of hands and they're still cooking for you guys. Tomorrow when you get sick with something you end up in one of those 'VERY ANDVANCED AND WELL EQUIPPED' hospital in Nigeria, or better still you'll go see that your baba/pastor to sing and dance 'uroboscattter sheroborobo beroborobo uroboscatter'. Goodluck guys!

Those things are the multivitamins. Have you heard of anyone that died eating from these spots? The worst that could could happen is shyte like running tap water for 2 days and you are alright.

I like ghana high and bank olemoh designer rice. Yeah, I can't forget iya ope alamala.

^^^^Dont tell me you dont do back ups. . . . Your siggy that is!

eldee:
The Town

Really good movie, you should see it.

You've got to respect Ben Affleck for Starring and directing this movie. Awesome plot!

hehehe,if the husband cheat on her na to use spanner to remove his nuts.

Dont advice him to bypass firewalls and proxy servers in his school,they are there for a purpose.

They don't want you downloading any application/software on their network. Just get yourself  a USB dongle like everyone and do your thing privately.

Mcfemad:
Barcelona 3, Arsenal 1. Barca won the match but Arsenal was a better side. No doubt about it, the match was full of irregularities, Ojoro and mago mago. The team could not score a good clean goal. Shame to Barca, No wonder PDP members are Barca fans. They too like Ojoro. Arsenal for life!!!

That's so true

hannie:
oh f@ck off u bloody wa.nkster!!!

u got only expired semen in your scrotum, stop spreading diseases around, WEREY!

WE ARE THE ARSENAL!!!

WE ARE THE BIGGEST TEAM ON NL, WE LOST AND WE REALIZE WE NEED TO MOVE ON . . .STOP TRYING TO MAKE URSELF KNOWN AROUND, BLOODY TWUNT!

Take a chill pill man. You lost to a better team!

ola olabiy:
Naaah! Platini is. Are you saying that if it're Messi, he would have been redcarded for kicking the ball?

LMAO, Arsenal wouldn't have won that match with 15 men. They were totally outclassed. VP almost disconnected Alves eyeballs from the sockets. Take a chill pill man!

BTW,VP took a second yellow not Red.

ola olabiy:
Michel Platini! Michel Platini! Michel Platini! I am sure you know there's a word/concept called CONSCIENCE.

Well, conscience's an open wound and I hope this statement jolts you awake.

Please Ola, Arsenal is shyte!

ola olabiy:

Nairalanders, what do you call your father's friends. I mean his mates. Remember, you are not allowed to use their childrens' names o. So, I don't want Baba dis, Papa dat.


LOL. Oya, come see culture for English oo. I dey laugh before u don answer sef.

That's when we adopt an unrelated uncle.

1025:
and the story continues. by saturday, arsenal will be up against man u in fa cup and who knows. all the bitterness man u have all these while will be shown to arsenal.
but make somebody tell wenger to buy quality players who can play quality matches. what cld a wilshire be doing in this kind of match.

Wilshere bossed Xavi - Arsenal fans  

Why are they blaming the Referee now? Why did the Stup!d Van-Persie get the unnecessary first yellow card? Even if Arsenal had 15 men on the field,they'd still have lost  the game. Please get over it Arsenal fans and talk less before each game.

ElegantDrJ:
Pls can anyone help me wit a site or a link to download ATI mobility radeon x1100 win 7 driver. Thankz for d help.

Google?

http://www.opendrivers.com/driver/2133188/ati-radeon-xpress-1100-raid-driver-10.9-windows-7%2832-64-bit%29-free-download.html

Kalou and speed in the same sentence

folir:
If the miracles were true, It would be world wide news? Because he could then help people that science has yet to find cure for. Not on any major internationally recognized news, and never heard of this pastor in the western world. It is funny that these "miracle workers" spawn only around Nigeria(/Africa).
But hey, some people believe that show wrestling (WWE,WWF) is real! hahaha

You mean Hulk Hogan didn't beat The Undertaker in wrestlemania 7 true true ?

Nsiman:
@ danzel, i mean is she engaged in marriage?[color=#006600][/color]

No, she is a vargin

Nice pokies.

Nsiman:
@ denzel, how do u knw her? I dn't need her name from u but is she bethroted?

Did you mean someone tried to kill her?

Haba kobojunkie is a woman. I even know her real name!

Apart from prayer and fasting or having a pact with them to move to your neighbours,there's no solution. If you do fumigate,theyll probably have flu for few days and I bet they have GPs too.

They are so intelligent with mouse traps that they deactivate it before eating the bait.As for the glue,they will roll their eyes and run past it until the glue is totally dry and then eat the bait.
If you decide to starve them you are in trouble,they will leave your flipflops and eat your best shoes and probably do number 1 and number 2 on your bright coloured dresses. The bigger ones are not really the problem,they small ones will frustrate you to the fullest.
The tiny ones ate and disconnected my dad's loudspeaker while he was playing his favourite music before.

Yes there are rats in London,I saw them in the underground.

It used to be a very important accessory in the olden days cos it makes women's bums shake when they walk around which in turn attracts men. Nowadays,it is mostly worn by razz girls. Not cool anymore!