Primitive , very primitive

Wickedfacts:
Any man with suspicious means of livelihood and no fictitious capital is suspect to me.

You are brilliant

makewetalk2:
a very insensitive advert. If they had used anything similar to Mohammed would he have accepted that? The fact that Christians are quiet over certain things does not mean that a big company like Nike would not have advisors who would have suggested the religious impact of this advert before picking it. It makes no sense at all. There are many creative people who could have been given an opportunity to craft encompassing ideas for an advert. This is totally insensitive and insulting.
People get fired for poking their middle fingers. People get criticized for imitating Hitler. People get killed for even drawing a cartoon of Mohammed. Having Salah walk on water is a bid to reduce the MIRACLE that Jesus performed to an ordinary act that anyone could do on a good day. When kids watch this, how do they even get to believe that Jesus performed a miracle when he walked on water? How do you actually convince people that the act is beyond the capabilities of humans?
This is disrespectful. Salah, a Muslim would not agree to do an advert that devalues the works of Mohammed. That is the hypocrisy that we talk about.
They need to take this down and tender a public apology.

Salah (by race) is closer to Jesus than you (by race) . Don't loose sleep if he's imitating someone he share same race with

remababy2:
The Federal Government Of Nigeria has disclosed that the number of tax paying adults has doubled under the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari.

This information is contained in a statement (which you can read below) Published by Senior Assistant to the president on media, Garba Shehu.

Mallam Shehu was reacting to the purported query of the Chairman of the Chairman of the Federal Inland Revenue Service, FIRS, Babatunde Fowler.
While stating that the FIRS boss was not under investigation, the presidency praised the service, under the watchful guide of Mr. Fowler for recording notable and commendable improvement – which culmunated to the increase of tax payers from 10 million to 20million adults.

“It is noteworthy and highly commendable that under this administration, the number of taxable adults has increased from 10 million to 20 million with concerted” The statement reads.

Read full statement below.



Source: https://thickmatch.com/buhari-number-tax-paying-adults-moved-10-million-20-million/

If the taxable population has increased by 100% and the tax has reduced in absolute dollar figures, it shows that the economy is under-performing

You would expect the tax to also have doubled , and not reduced

AmmarOscar:
Happening now...

Well , He is on his own

izzou:
The poverty afflicted part of me is saying he should do it

But the remaining part of me is saying he shouldn't renounce it

Under Nigerian Constitution , he can never loose his Nigerian Citizenship especially if he is a Nigerian by birth

Set up a Camera

Deathisfree:
I Live in an apartment, just me and my landlord . I noticed strange things when I travel,I don’t meet things the way I left them when I’m back

It’s a modern door so padlocks can’t be used ,no intruder can come in because it’s well fenced and gated.
I’m 100% sure he has my spare keys,I can’t be saying how I found out he has my keys cox he might be reading this as well.

Please what do I do. I feel my privacy is being tampered it.

Idiot

Breakingfamous:


Source: http://www.thefamousnaija.com/2019/07/ministerial-list-bukky-okangbe-cries-as.html?m=1

This happened some months back also. Trust politicians at your own risk

Paroh:
I live alone near Yaba. My neighbor, a woman, just moved in last year with her two kids, a 3 year old and like 7, 8 months baby. Apparently her husband works in Enugu and can't be with them here in Lagos. So as I love kids I like to have them around and play with them at my spare time. The issue now is the woman feels it's her birthright for me to watch the kids while she go about their business (she has a provision store just in front of their house). Early morning this woman will come and drop her kids with me and vamoose. Even this morning she woke me up from sleep to come and carry baby. Can you just imagine

Every single time I try to tell her I'm busy cleaning or cooking or studying the woman starts to beg me with tears in her eyes that they're swamped and I end up taking them. Times like this I wish I'd a job so I can at least go out in the morning let me see if they'll die but with none please how can I convince them to leave me the hell alone? I'm fed up.

When next she knocks, do not open your door

Not for Lagos roads

autojosh:


One of the most anticipated cars in recent times, the all-new BMW 7 series, is now available in Nigeria.

This beauty-on-wheels is currently available for viewing at the offices of Coscharis Motors - the sole franchisee of BMW brands in Nigeria.

The new BMW 7 series comes with a more distinctive, luxurious and outstanding dynamics.

It stands out with its prestigious, elegant appearance, superlative comfort and exceptionally sporty performance, a combination that only the this 7 Series delivers in its class.

Visually, the new BMW 7 Series looks like a completely new model – especially at the front and back. In many respects, it has become even more luxurious, with numerous highly advanced components. This includes more powerful and fuel-efficient petrol engines, a new, pioneering infotainment system and the latest driver assistance systems.



According to Cletus Aregbeshola, Marketing Manager for BMW, Coscharis Motors; “around three-and-a-half years on from the introduction of the sixth generation in 2015, the BMW 7 Series Sedan has undergone a wide ranging and effective updates. These updates have positioned the flagship model as a trendsetter, introducing world-firsts that are being copied by other manufacturers.”

The sixth-generation BMW 7 Series Sedan also sets standards in terms of providing both maximum ride comfort and a sporting and dynamic driving experience. This is due to an advanced chassis design complete with a self-levelling two-axle air suspension included as standard. With its intelligent mix of aluminium, high-strength steel and a body structure benefiting from magnesium and carbon reinforcements (Carbon Core), it also has the lowest weight amongst its competitors.



Other competitors such as the Audi A8, Porsche Panamera and Lexus LS lag considerably behind the two top models from BMW and Mercedes-Benz, both in terms of sales volume and in being perceived as the world’s most prestigious volume-produced luxury sedans (Rolls-Royce, Bentley and Maybach excepted). All models but the M760Li and 745Le xDrive are available in a short- and a long-wheelbase version.

Coscharis Motors offer sales and service networks for the BMW brands across Nigeria.

Currently, her BMW sedan range includes 7, 6, 5, 4, 3 and 2 Series. The X Range includes X6, X5, X4 and X3.

At Coscharis, orders have already been placed for this latest and first ever BMW X7.














https://autojosh.com/coscharis-debuts-the-all-new-bmw-7-series-in-nigeria/

doris4u:
I met a guy and we got chatting, the next was that we should have our first date in his house.
The guy seems nice but the face doesn't determine their real intent. He claimed he wanted a relationship and still insisting on visiting.
Is it possible that all guys DAT invite ladies to their houses have bad intent.
Please guys clarify me on this cos am not understanding anymore.

To have sèx

Integrita:
is thread should be revived and moved to front page fp cos they collected N6,500 from hundreds of thousands of young people in 2007 as application form fee for a scholarship in the UK through bank PhB now keystone bank. They called it the Carrington Heritage scholarship foundation, had an organised website, and even invited thousands for written tests in loyola jesuit school abuja. Some foreigners (whites) were even part of d invigilators. This has to be the biggest fraud ever. Has anyone heard from them since

I am still going to track these bastards, I fell for their scheme

When are they going to KILL the Zamfara/Kano Illegal Gold Miners ?

Black Men

Religion - we are conquered
Language- we are conquered
Culture - we are conquered
Sports - We are conquered

E be like say, we just follow follow come this world o

Salary is personal

KingMicky3286:
Hello everyone,

I am the only black person working in my work place in Asia. My salary is bigger than that of the locals due to my experience and educational value.

The locals are always want to know how much I earn as salary.

They are friendly, we don’t have issues as everyone minds their business/work.

I am comfortable with the salary. Should I reveal my salary to them?

zoba88:
Many Imams and great traditionalist gave their lives to Christ in Abuja at an event organised by Rev. Tom.The event was held at Old Parade Ground Abuja.They confessed and believe that Jesus is the son of God and the only way we can be saved. They all surrendered to the monarch of the universe.

See photos below

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/06/imams-and-traditionalists-surrender.html

Africans still do not get the REAL issue !!! Converting from one Middle eastern religion to another middle eastern religion

So ANY middle aged man with Hausa cap pulling luggage is Saraki !!

sarrki:
Bye bye Bukky

You really will be remembered for blocking the funding of Lagos - Ibadan Expressway

Who is the next PREY

Huawei Y

EastGold:
Nonsense.
He just wasted the money he ought to use eat suya and drink kunnu before he crosses the border to the other side....



Who MSc. epp?


If I talk now, dem go sey Buhari sef no get WAyẸC

Continuous study is the secret of being mentally aware in old age . The brain is like a muscle, it has to be constantly challenged to function optimally

Olorunnim:
I Don't know how to start but I'll just say I was too, as a child molested by our house maid her name was biodun then we stayed at okeira kekere at ajah and she would tell my elder bros to go play outside and do her thing I told my dad and stepmother this but the witch wouldn't believe me and say gbenue soun well eventually the bitch got preggers and they returned her to the village, till today i avoid women like plague especially the ones bearing biodun and bukola

Got pregnant by another person ?

Rossikk:
Ilorin

Is this the state destroyed by PDP ?

dachiwater:
Charlize Theron who addressed rumours of raising his 7-year-old son, Jackson as a girl, has finally given her reason for it. Charlize Theron, a South African born American actress and film producer, who faced criticism when photographs showed the child wearing skirts and dresses and with long, braided hair confirmed in an interview with Daily Mail that she is raising him as a girl.

‘Yes, I thought she was a boy, too,’ Charlize agrees, briskly. ‘Until she looked at me when she was three years old and said: ‘I am not a boy!

So there you go! I have two beautiful daughters who, just like any parent, I want to protect and I want to see thrive. They were born who they are and exactly where in the world both of them get to find themselves as they grow up, and who they want to be, is not for me to decide.

‘My job as a parent is to celebrate them and to love them and to make sure that they have everything they need in order to be what they want to be. And I will do everything in my power for my kids to have that right and to be protected within that.’


https://unclesuru.com/2019/04/19/why-im-raising-my-son-as-a-girl-charlize-theron/

Idiotas

Can I get to America and look into the face of the Immigration and tell them that I FEEL I AM AMERICAN

All these "big boys" with heavy debts up and down !!!!!!!!!!!!

Come and Invest in Nigeria , Come and Invest in Nigeria - Yet this government is frustrating those investing

How come all these kids now have colored tongues ?

Serene007:
Good evening nairalanders, I need you guys advice. I was spending my weekend with my fiance as usual before an unknown number called, her phone rang the first time she did not picked. I was like why didn't you pick up, she said nothing, few minutes pass the number call again this time she picked up, after the call I asked her who was that, she said an old friend then i ask her what did he want she said nothing I was not comfortable with her answer because I know when she is lying, I insisted she said nothing with unconvinced tuned. So, I suspected something is wrong because of how long I have been with her and she usually tells me anything I ask her and also we re lovers and the same time friends. So I secretly copy the number from her phone, save it to my phone and check it on whatsapp to see the guy dp and saw a advance guy with a bald head on the dp. So, I ask her again who is that man that called just now? She said ok fine, baby I don't know how you will take it, I'm sorry, I have slept with him in the past before I ment you and i don't know how to tell you because his a married man and you will be very mad at me because of that. Hmmm I was actually very mad at her and told her to leave my house, right now I'm confused I don't what to do.
Pls I need constructive and matured advice nairalanders.

The lady suspected that you were immature, so kept the truth from you.

Now she told you the truth and you have proven your immaturity.

Whatever happened before she met you IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Got this phone few days ago.....Yet to open it though.

Na majority girls dey him class ?

kingemzy5:
don't blame a coach for your failed career

Did you read the article?