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It got to be this !

2014 X5

Just got a copy of the magazine...
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Grab ya copy now !!!!

@ OP, You're a lucky girl. You have 4 options

1. Allow him to yansh outside until your marriage ( with attendat risk of STD, pregancy and HIV)
2. Yansh him yourself ( with the risk of crossing the line with your conscience and GOD)
3. Give him a blów jób , hand jób or Tit-Bleep ( No line crossed here IMO)
4. Allow the guy to do his thing by mástürbate ( No line crossed here either

If the guy is sexually active, he will have the urge and he has to cüm

The owner of the Volvo car, Saka Owoyale, a father of eight, said he was shocked to see the car he drove this morning crushed.

“I have been driving this car for the past four years and I always park my car under the bridge but I was shocked when I was called that a LAGBUS has destroyed my car. I ran to see the damage but it was beyond repair. I will report the incident at the Ebute-Ero police station and I will ensure that the LAGBUS management buy another car for me,” he said

I hope the car is insured.

I also hope and pray that Francis survives

Nigerians have been too rude to Mr President. Though he is not perfect, but his achievements in the past 12 months speaks volume of what he is capable of doing.

It is his right to seek second term, nobody should attempt to stampede him into not seeking for this term.

I am neither a PDP nor from the SS, but i stand by him and his ambitions. ( This does not mean, I will vote for him, but he has absolute right to seek re election. QED)

Nomski0: ASUU should allow us resume. We dont want end time to meet us while we're in school.

I can bottle upp the laughter !

This is classic !!!!

Osaze moves to Cardiff for around £3m

Victor Moses move to Anfield completed

But we listened to the recording naa, what is this man saying ?

Free flight and ticket to US.

Safe trip o. Useless guy !!!

Shameful. But in a country where our minister of sport support a foreign club.

What do you expect !

Chinwem: She has beautiful hands!!

And beautiful thighs.

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deor03: Yesterday

Puff puff (N100)
Iya Oyo lunch ( N500)


Today so far

Paid salaries of domestic staff( N50,000)
Loan repayment (N300,000)
Puff puff ( N50)
Budget for Iya Oyo lunch ( N600)
Fuel (N4,000)

Yipee, My Oga said we should go to Mama Kass instead ( of my Mama Oyo )and he paid

IYA NGBALI: imagine the kind of pooh making first page on Nairaland,Seun your nl don dey go down walahi talahi,you better talk to your so called moderators. Iranu osi

Showing your limited knowlegde. This is a fantastic research material for FCMG marketers, to know the cash segmentation of Nigerians.

Yesterday

Puff puff (N100)
Iya Oyo lunch ( N500)


Today so far

Paid salaries of domestic staff( N50,000)
Loan repayment (N300,000)
Puff puff ( N50)
Budget for Iya Oyo lunch ( N600)
Fuel (N4,000)

Nairalanders, please please ,be careful. These guys can kill o , for recording

Ngwakwe: The question should be why is Nigeria terrorised, intimidated and blackmailed when men of goodwill want to get the job rightly done.

Festus Odimegwu is only the chief collation officer of NPC and not the field data officers, he is in charge of reforms and policies (that are subject to public scrutiny) to achieve a credible census.

Nobody or any section of the Country should be seen as threatening the commission to maintain its previous comparative advantage.

From my assessment the NPC Boss never mentioned any State rather was referring to the exercise that were never credible taking a clue from Yaradua who admitted that Iwu and his Electoral Commission were never credible during the election that produced him as President and then went ahead to promise reforms.

I beleive that, if you are in Rome, behave like romans. What is the benefit of having a capable man loosing the position due to avoidable reasons.

If he choses not to talk, how will that affect his delivery. If the talking will make him loose the Job, and thereby making us as citizens not to benefit from his skills, then he had better keep quiet and do his job silently

RedBenson: Mr. Man, you are just clueless! You think that will work as you just described? Smh!

I checked your profile, I will advise you stick to your Romance and sexuality thread.

When debating, if you have superior argument, state it. Instead of attacking !

Can he talk a bit less ?

I remember when it was rumored that , he was going to loose his job in NB because of the 3rd term agenda, he kept on talking also.

After his removal in NB, there have been systematic takeover of senior mamanagement position by the Dutch in NB(digression). However, Chief should talk less

Boss13: For how long will this plan continue? Do you want the country to be so broke? How would corporate Nigeria absorb the graduates.

It will continue forever, People will always graduate every year, people will get job every year.

This also put a mandate on the government to create more jobs, so that they can recover their money

khanivorous: Hahhahahhaha

This your remedies will destroy education and freedom

First, the poor and common man won't afford university education once its privatized and then you will still owe the govt all your life( 20 years .

No it won't , On the contrary it will give everyone a level playing ground. Girls won't need to do Aristo before feeding themselves.

Children of the poor can get best quality education.

babycee: Wow! I am south afican planning to visit Nigeria soon. I hope I will be warmly welcomed aswell, and I hope my bag won't be stolen and I hope I will know the right brand of youghart....


Beautiful family you've got there I must say.

So many SA here. Obviously someone is inviting you over. You should have fun

chinaze4real: If u can borrow 50million good deal take the money nah usa I go port go porting tin

They are not gonna give cash o

what i want the Federal government to do in logical order is this

1. Task NUC to carry out detailed study of the present universities, with a view to determining their worth in Naira and Kobo

2. Privatize all the universities and mandate all the private buyers to have affilition , including staff & student rotation , with Top 50 universities in the world.The buyers should immediatetly upgrade the universities to world standard in terms of facilities,labs , building etc

3. Grant student loans to all the students, upon admission into the institutions, and continues to maintain this award based on student's satisfactory performance ( measured based on Attendance, behaviuor and grade)

4. Consession reputble property companies to build world class accomodation with 24/7 power supply / high speed internet ( blocking all video sharing, Ph0nography , etc). Accomodation will be included in the loan

With government awarding 1Million Naira per student for each academic year, these can be taken care off. For 4 year courses, it will cost the government 4M , for Engineering 5M and Medicine 7M

Once students proceed on NYSC, the capital to be repaid should drop by N500,000.

Student should pay back the loan to the government over 20 years at an interest rate of 3% Max

Freewilly: I'm sooooooo surprised the OP has not committed suicide yet. It must be really heart wrenching to see Enugu taking off so fast.Couple of years ago the OP and his cronies here laughing and making fun of the old Enugu departure sign.

Oh well it's just a matter of time before Enugu becomes a major hub in West Africa then Lagos will crumble, I'm just so happy next year when we travel home we won't be going through that filth called Lagos.

I bet, you gonna have orga$m , when Lagos eventually crumbles !

But you're gonna have a long wait for that orga$m, because, it will never come.

Odeski ! So after the citizenship, what next ?

As an ex-con, no serious employer will employ you.

Do you think, with your blue passport, you just get a mansion, a lovely car, a wife and money startsfalling from the sky ?

Me, I think, these girl should release part of the evidence, If they have any. Otherwise, they should just let us rest

Hopefully, in line with the anticipated growth, FAAN can invest further on facilities at the airport.

More airlines will also open up, especially the airlines flying to China