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FreeStuffsNG:
He is never and was never the youngest monarch in the world.

A Spanish monarch was crowned at 1 day old and many others younger than him were crowned as monarchs at ages younger than him but the Prize goes to a 16 year old Monarch who actually started ruling, not babies.

If you go by the standard of when he actually started ruling then it's at age 22 years that he started ruling which puts him even older than many monarchs in the world.
Here's a link you need to read so you can edit that innacurate claim on his Wikipedia page
https://historyofyesterday.com/the-youngest-king-in-the-world-361fe2978768

oga o ,go Guinness book of record website go change am na opone

Loreettaa:
Everyone expects you to be bad mannered.
If you're good mannered and very beautiful, it's too good to be true. You're pretending.

Everyone expects you to be getting constant male attention. Meanwhile, most men are very wary of extremely good looking women and would rather approach average ones to boost their ego.

People can't just accept it that you're single. Like singularly single. Somehow, they think you're lying because they expect men to be flooding your DM.

Others expect you to use your beauty to secure privilege. "How can a beautiful lady like you be jobless? Or broke?" they say.

Men think you're getting constant sex. Especially if you have a pretty face with a "hot" body. It's almost unbelievable if she's fair skinned and claims to be a virgin.

You can add your own.

unfortunately all the pics you posted are not beautiful except the middle one

AquaBekee:
Nice

is that not alexreport pretending to be a good person?

Gerrard59:
Good option is postgraduate studies in Germany. You deposit the fund into a block account, which gets released to you upon arrival in Germany. However, the process in obtaining a visa as a Nigerian in Nigeria is onerous and the worst I've read in my entire life. This is because due to the sheer demand of people who want to flee Nigeria, Covid-19 disruption which resulted in logjam of applications and maybe a change to dissuade prospective applicants, the process for applying a student's visa has two categories - A and B. Where Category A: students who got scholarships from governments, organisations or the school. Basically, you're funded by a third party. Also, if you have a first class within a certain period of time (check the embassy and thread). This Category will have your application processed quickly and you get invited for an interview. Category B: You have a 2.1 and below, self-funded etc. This will have your application processed at a later date and takes a year (again, check the thread). See why I mentioned it being onerous and worst ever read about? You have folks in Category B who got admitted but because they are in that category, their visa interview dates are allocated at dates beyond resumption dates and sometimes the following year. That's, you apply for admission for say September batch but don't get a visa interview till say June meanwhile classes commenced the previous year. Compare it to Japan where you apply for admission into the October intake, get a visa interview once your certificate of eligibility arrives (usually a month before, that's, August), head to embassy, get the visa and travel to Japan. Also, you're married and a father, this will incur more expenses if you intend carrying them along.

Better option is Canada express entry. You go through the process and all things being equal, you get ITA sometime next year. However, 5M will not be enough as a family man with two children. If I'm not mistaken, single applicants are required to possess POF of C$12, 000. Unless you go alone through the competitive process, you're patient, have a very high IELTS score of 8888, be prepared to learn French if need be etc.

Best option is the United States With your level of experience and hopefully a good grade, you can apply for a direct PhD and here's the juicy stuff; as a PhD student, you don't pay tuition fees as the department will waive it for you, get a stipend, you can bring your children and wife to the US; and yes, the school will fund you for that. Also, you have an easier path to green card and eventually citizenship after graduation. Now, the process entails you looking for a professor whose research theme aligns with yours. Send cold emails (see this link for in depth details: https://anumightytm.medium.com/part-two-guide-to-graduate-studies-in-the-united-state-of-america-us-38142f48d1f0), write the GRE to improve your chances, hopefully your IELTS score has a Listening score of at least 8 to improve your chances of getting teaching assistantships. Unfortunately, it's late to commence the process now as most schools offer funding for Fall season (August) as opposed to spring (March/April). So, what do you in the interim? Prepare very well for the journey and guess what? You will spend max N2M (inclusive of flight tickets) for this option because at the end of the day, you are not paying tuition fees nor providing living expenses. Why PhD instead of a masters? You're 31, don't have about 15M+ to present to the visa officer, long work experience and married with two children. An MSc doesn't favour you as most times, the school will not fund you. Trust me, if you opt for this option, you would be in the US mid-2023.

P.S. Forget the Australian option, you don't have the money as it's way more expensive than Canada's, your age doesn't favour you and maybe your occupation is not in high demand.

Best wishes!

wow. This information is not useful to me, but I must commenf the detailed piece, thank you for providing help

LoverJoe89:
Dear NLs,

I need help with my predicament. I just discovered a lounge where I normally hang out to watch sports and chill. Apparently the lounge also has a Spa that is managed by this beautiful married lady who is a mother of 3 children that are in University and one in final year of secondary school. I started crushing on this woman for some time now and I cant seem to take my mind of her. She is a tall, dark stallion with nice hips, ass and a very sweet voice.

We got talking the moment I went to her Spa to make some inquiries about her spa services and whether she runs home service as well. Along the line, she gave me her contact details and we have been chatting frequently. The thing is that I am madly in love with her but I don't know how to express my feelings and desires towards her.

I don't intend snatching her from her husband but I just want to have a romantic relationship with her but don't know how I will go about it.

I am a graduate in my mid 20s from Leed City University Ibadan with a degree in Engineering. I don't usually have issues in getting women but this has posed much of a challenge to me because I am deeply in love with a married woman.

Thoughts of her sometimes drives me to masturbation and it's driving me nuts. Please I need help on this matter.

if you know you can bear this happening to you when you are married. Then go ahead

EkehPraise:
My elder brother came to for a training in the city I live and will be staying at my place. After he changed into his boxers and came to the parlor my eyes moved to his waist and guess what I saw? Waistbeads of different colors and designs. He is a tech guy, never used to wear one even in his school days, I asked him what's up and he just laughed and said he likes them
As a man I have seen a lot of ladies adorn their waistlines with lovely waistbeads and I love it but seeing it on the waist of my elder brother almost made me go nuts with confusion
How can a full grown man be wearing
waistbeads and feeling really cool with it??

What could it mean?? He is not married, the last time we had an idea that he was in a relationship was about 4 years ago and they had long broken up.

I am thinking of calling my dad to tell him about it.

Please don't tell me to mind my business, he's our first son and the eldest and I think I should be concerned.

Editor: File Photos Used For Illustration

call daddy? When you can stylishly destroy the evil thing while he's asleep?

Lamanii22:
Now I can't use my toilet very well, I can't read in my toilet anymore... It's scary to go there, my mind is not at rest.... I told my husband about it and he said he doesn't envisage bad news ...

happened to me one time when I was in school, you eventually get over it

Timekeeper:
Advice Needed. I Have An Issue Bothering My Soul And Life..

I am based on the mainland and I recently came back from akwa Ibom where I did my youth service... I stay with my brother on mainland hoping to get a job and move out..

By God grace, there is possibility of me getting a Job on the island even though it is not yet concluded... Meanwhile the job will be on probation as I am currently being trained on it.

I have a lady Frnd Dt I met since last year, no sexual stuff btw us. We have just been friends. She stays on the island (ajah) and her rent is expired, though she didn't plan to continue living in That house. Our plan is Dt she is moving out and I will pay but recently she had some financial issues and wunt be able to move out again. So she suggested that we should pay another 1 year rent.

My concerns:
1. She is not really troublesome but sumtyms she is very stubborn. Anyway she is a Good lady sha.

2. Possibility Dt her sis will stay with us. I don't know much abt her sis and I don't want trouble.

3. a. The house is located in a ghetto like area in Ajah where the bathroom has no door and even the next person bathroom and people outside will know u r the one bathing. (bathroom fence not tall and no roof)

3.b. The toilet fence are so short that the next person can see u and u can see him/her while pooing . I love privacy and this kind life is not what I wished for..

4. The environment is notin to write about but I can cope...
.

What should I do? I don't intend rejecting this job due to lack of a good place to stay and I can't stay In mainland to be working in island which of course is still a probatory stuff.

Nairaland family, I am so confused right now......

if you don't want to cater for the well-being of those grown ass women, run for your life, how could you even consider such Are you new with women,? There is no way, I repeat no way you can avoid trouble with women when you live together, if you treat them right wahala, if you treat them bad wahala, to even add salt to the already salty situation, they are two sisters, I can think about 20 scenarios right now that will cause trouble, it's either you start servicing one of the girls sexually which is by the way absolutely unavoidable, then the other one gets jealous and wants some too, if you refuse, ah you don cause trouble, (if you play strong head and decide to not shook prick, you don enter wahala be that).

impactValue:
Good morning, fam

Please, can a brother help me with information on schools that prospective undergraduates with 2020 UTME results can still apply to and do Jamb change of institution? Like, institutions that their intake for 2020 UTME students is still in progress and the fees is affordable for an average Nigerian. My nephew applied to Benue State University but they are delaying plus he is scared of going to BSU due to cultism-related and social violence in the school and its environment because he grew up in the area and made a lot of friends.

My Nephew scored 227 in 2020 UTME and I don't want it to waste. He is a social science student and can do Accounting, Economics, et al. Any useful information about schools (Polytechnics, Universities) that securing admission is certain and students are less exposed to social violence will be highly appreciated

Hi sir I read your latest post, please can you recommend me to your friend, I manage a club in ABJ, I have enough experience to run a club, and willing to travel

Ynix:
Go to Germany, build your life, career and meet more people. You can't actually say what will be the end of the club, but tech the future is brighter

without thinking about the guy that put his hope in him?

BigSarah:
Get those who are already addicted, And rehabilitate them Culturally and with Methadone...

Get details about the dealers, Meth is cheap.
it's very stupid for big dealers in The SE to risk being exposed for meth...
That means it's deportees that are making this drug, and they are cooking it In the South East..

Ebubeagu and Ndlea should focus on deportees, they have nothing to lose the deportees

nice analysis, onky stupid and greedy igbos will try to cultivate this drug in their home town, and go to the extend of selling it there

Sankabson:
He has so many ‘friends and brothers’ who are in power. He’ll be released in no time..

the Fact that they even arrested him is evidence they are already dealing with him, this guy never know wetin e enter, after all the insult he gave them

Jonwesley:
http://youthlucrative.site/0198e0B9XXF3ZklBAVVhV0sJVwFBPCg3QgxfbUwfJwUwHwsjdjoISCNVeAA?suy1637572686971

What nonsense is this all about? Rubbish

eye sour breast, ayama

fergie001:
The list was heavily padded 9ja style;

-Hafsat Abba-Aliyu (daughter of a current Supreme Court Judge, Uwani Abba-Aji)

-Fatima Abubakar Aliyu (daughter of former Appeal Court President, Zainab Bulkachuwa)

-Njideka Odili-Iheme

- Mimi Anne Katsina Alu-Apena (daughter of former Chief Justice of the Federation, Aloysius Katsina-Alu)

what's the merits for the appointment sef,

MrBrownJay1:
... and instead of giving him proper MIND RESETTING slaps, she is there smiling and taking selfies with that kid?!??!
yeye teachers, til she will now carry belle for the child. ARRANT NONSENSE!!!

your teachers is NOT your friend, thats your teacher.

no mind her na pedophile, wey dey look for innocent boys

kenzysmith:
Winner gets something

we create problem and offer solution, this is the nature of humans

oshozondii:
https://independent.ng/breaking-alleged-n19bn-fraud-malamis-letter-stalls-arraignment-of-ex-aviation-minister-stella-oduah/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

money wey this guy Malami dey chop, na when he comot for government we go hear the amount

G450:
[/s] your moniker says it all, U are really depressed!!

are you sure you understand my post?

Good for them, kidnappers

What name service currently has the cheapest offer for dot com domains, I have a gem I want to register

gstream:
The script is Hollywood style... how much, do you you think, is being spent on such movies?

are you going to be using American actors?, Equipment? MO abudu doesn't even need a quarter of that to produce such movie, this is the point in your career to flex your ingenuity, go to YouTube and see PH boys producing Hollywood style movies, and who told you to make a real Hollywood movie $500k will be enough?
Are you sure you really want to do this, or you are just another Nigerian who wants free money to fill their pocket....

DubaiLandLord1:
Is [s]easier said than done.

There was no need to keep on fighting

Some of you Igbos on Nairaland and unnecessary beating of una chest eh

Even Ojuku had to flee for his dare life when The Ebora Of Owu was closing in on his flat head.

Without the French and Israelis and the compassion Awolowo and Gen. Gownon was having on the Igbos, the war won't have last up to a week.

There was almost nothing else to fight for again, the Biafran army was giving a bloody nose.

Look at those pictures below, that's how every part of the SE Geopolitical Region looks like back then.

You just dey write different different bias excuse

France, Israel and some other countries supported ibos in the war.

The main reason the French supported the Biafrans was because of oil, not because of some humanitarian bullshit... They were scammed by Ojuku

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/235540-exclusive-real-reason-france-supported-biafra-nigerian-civil-war.html

Immediately they knew about the scam and withdrew their support, Biafra totally collapse[/s].

the fact that you use sensitive pictures such as this to taunt a certain group of people online shows the lack of humanity in you.

Olam09:
Movie
I have 2 finished screenplays.. Hollywood style, but all i need is just grant, like maybe $500,000 to make one of the movie, i believe if one of my movie is been produced it would coped more than $10,000,000 in boxoffice..
One is American teencom, 1:28:10 duration, the other is a Romantic drama.. wish i could get grant for them.

500,000$ In nigeria where labor is cheap?? Since you are just starting out why not improvise and really see that your first movie comes out m.... Ha. $500k ke

Historicalee:
What's that creative idea of yours that needs funding?

This idea could be in any of these sectors:
Tech
Education
Community Development
Entertainment
Public Health.

you get venture capital Abi you wan steal ideas, this your question get kleg, who moved this to fp

wallay77:
Eeyah...na OLE suppose get this kind problem...so him go fit retire from coaching...

wallay you are wicked

helpadvice:
First off, I want to know, under some peculiar circumstances, is "blackmail" legal? And does this thing below qualify as "blackmail"?

Secondly, I'll make it short. My boss is extremely wealthy, and I noticed he loves his wife like crazy, as in although in his sixties, he dotes over her like that teenage boy in Sounds of Music singing, I am 17 going on 18...

But recently I caught him cheating a couple times with one hot chick like that. As in sex, wild, animalistic, passionate sex. They didn't see me, they don't know I know what I know that they know is going on between them. I have picture and video evidence, clear as spring water coming out of a rock.

So now, I have to confess, blackmail has crossed my mind like a 1000 times already, and Christmas is around the corner. But my good side is telling me NO, no matter how I try to explain to Captain Nice guy. My bad side is telling me I better not listen to that goody goody loser in my head, and be a smart man to cash out and not a stupid good-for-nothing fool that wastes this opportunity.

I'm not the greedy type and thinking like 50 million is ok, because the man is very wealthy, he wouldn't even feel it at all. That's like flex money on a regular owanbe Saturday. It will be like taking one bucket of water out of Oniru beach. His bank account won't notice something left.

No harm done, no physical contact, no crime or stuff like that. Just a minor random anonymous text of, "I know what you did last summer" with a short video clip evidence of 5 secs.

It will be a 1 off, 1 time thing, hit and run, I won't go back and re-demand again ever and just delete it. I have no real intention of exposing anything, the wife is too nice and he's not a bad guy either. Just a fake harmless threat. He will never want his lovely wife to know. I am super sure of that. He will rather throw that girl from Lagos to Senegal like an Olympic javelin gold winner than see his wife get hurt over his fling.

Anyway, the word blackmail is like too extreme. I actually mean hush money, or non-disclosure payment. But I 100% love my freedom and don't want to step 1 foot inside any horrible dirty-dungeon 9ja police cell for any offence. So if you're going to advice me to demand the hush money like the evil alter ego voice in my head, please advice on how to collect it (cash or transfer) and escape too without getting exposed or caught.

Or should I just continue with my current status quo and drink my garri in peace this Christmas? I don't have a girlfriend presently, so there's no pressure to impress anyone during the yuletide season, but I'm tired of window shopping

i dont think you should do, because you will eventually regret it, sensible people don't pay for blackmail anymore, why should I pay when you will continue to disturb me Nytime you want money?

I am very sure you don't have the required knowledge to blackmail a wealthy man
You could get killed,wasted for nothing.

bamdly:
[s]Good day...... Nlander...
As the topic states...... In my opinion and some conversations with some of my way back friends...... They let me on a secret that Some loan app are owned by fraudsters either yahoo..... Or other related fraudulent scheme.... Opinion

Big loan apps like (branch, carbon, fairmoney, kuda don't send disgraceful text messages to your contact because 1st they want to protect their name and their customers identity instead they will spread their repayments in month ranging from 1 to 4 month to the extent that the app even has it own wallet and it own investment scheme... Not that I am promoting them oooo. so like that why will hardly see anyone complaining about their app on playstore unlike the other loan app that they would advertise using add ons that they would borrow u 20k and u will pay in duration of 4 months that the only catch is for you to download their app then apply for a loan which if u do and u couldn't meet up their 7 or 15 days repayment as not advertised on their advert.......... Eweehhhhhhh............. U will be disgrace now tell me which financial institution would want to lose customers when there are many competitors out there.... But for fraudsters own loan app like gokash.... 9ja cash, soko abi soka loan, KASH KASH, I money and so many 7 to 15 day loan app..... To the extent that those people doesn't have customer care na when ur loan due u go know say dem get company phone number wey dey on WhatsApp So my advice to Nigerian is that we know the country is hard but don't take any loan from app if it repay dates ranges from 7 to 15 day to avoid headach because before u know it 7 days or 15 days Don come........... Sorry about the English and pidgin...... My own be say some loan app that are being run by fraudsters that is why their customer cares are rude because fraudster wey cash out employ fraudster wey neva cash out so the frustration go dey body naw........

Good day......
I am open to questions and other quotes[/s]

is it the same fairmoney that received a slam not too long ago?

Murder everywhere, God save us

Mercychen:
MUA!

Though mine is determined by mood. Depending on my mood I can eat half pot of rice. Yes. On such days it looks like I'm never gonna get full.


Way back ( student days) I used to finish 4 cups of garri eba. But now, I can only eat 1 cup; and I don't even finish it these days.

ah, nawa

The fastest and best for me is access and kuda Bank

Are you for real no pictures?

Plantiff:
Alzheimer's disease, dementia or Parkinson's disease affects 3 million Americans annually despite their healthcare delivery system. I don't know the statistics in Nigeria because it isn't recorded.

Bill Gates is committed to finding the best possible solution for these diseases that attack when grandparents retire from labour and intend to spend quality time with their children and grandchildren. I think this disease killed Gates, the senior, and the father of the richest man in the world wouldn't die if money could treat dementia.

These category of diseases is better prevented than cured.

Dementia is a disease that is usually managed. In developed countries there are dementia care homes.

Those facilities are lacking in Nigeria which makes men that suffer from Dementia to be at the mercy of their wives.

Why am I saying all these?

I'm advising bachelors eligible for marriage to avoid evening newspapers at all cost.

Marry a woman that is at least 10 years younger than you so that if this disease sets in both of you would not suffer it together because women are more likely to suffer dementia than men.

Also, since there are no care homes in Nigeria, your survival depends on the willingness of your wife to take care of you since your children will be taking care of their own families.

Jacob's survival today is because he married a "very good" woman he is 19 years older than who is taking care of him .

there are many cases of dementia and Parkinson desease in nigeria, especially in older people, sadly they end up calling people who suffer from these diseases mad, witch and wizards,
I've seen old people accused of wizardary because of what these diseases have made them say, we are not educated enough to understand that these brain uttering diseases