₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,328,980 members, 8,438,249 topics. Date: Friday, 03 July 2026 at 07:57 AM

Toggle theme

Depressed101's Posts

Nairaland ForumDepressed101's ProfileDepressed101's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 (of 139 pages)

PoliticsRe: Igboho: Benin Republic surgeons consider Dog Kidneys Due To Lack Of Human Donors by Depressed101: 3:52pm On Nov 04, 2021
If Igboho die in that prison, I will believe indeed that the Yoruba race are the most treacherous, even with the level power yorubas control in this country (more than the igbos) Igboho shouldnt be spending More than 24hrs in a foreign prison
FamilyRe: I’m Pregnant With Twins And The Father Doesn’t Want Them. by Depressed101: 3:43pm On Nov 04, 2021
Homellyy:
I’m a single lady and I just found out that I’m pregnant with twins but the father doesn’t want them. I don’t know what to do.
come and take Salt to abort them.. Idiot na we give you bed take Bleep? huh undecided

The effontry you guys have to be asking stewpid questions eh
CrimeRe: She Was Deceived Into Prostitution Abroad. by Depressed101: 3:35pm On Nov 04, 2021
chiventoline:
Let her locate the Nigerian Embassy, she needs to explain her plight there
bad advice don't try it, her matter go worst, those people are devil, they all work hand in hand with those madams
FamilyRe: How I Survive On 3k Per Week In Nigeria by Depressed101: 3:01pm On Nov 04, 2021
Supreme145:
I commented on a thread yesterday that was about how much that can last someone through the week, I posted that I can manage 3k for a week and I was literary dragged and trolled through the thread. Some accused me of lying while some said I still live with my parents, others saw my post as a scheme to accrue favour from people.

I never wanted to open a thread about this, but as God would have it, he blessed me ( Not from that thread) through Nairaland best roofer and known philanthropist @ money121 and @despian that sent me something to help with my school project. I managed to squeeze out a little money and branch to the market to get some food stuffs. Below is a detail of how I spent 3k on food stuffs that would last me a week.

Rice 1 mudu(8 cups) : #600
Beans 1 mudu(8 cups) : #900
Potato : #500
1/2 bottle of palm oil : #400( I add just enough to colour the food)
1 packet of maggi : #250
Powder pepper :#100
Onions :#100
Airtime :#100
Total :#2950
The remaining #50 is for Chelsea match later in the evening.

While I didn't make this post to glorify poverty but it seems some people are oblivious to the situation of things in the country at the moment. Apparently the hardship levels is skewed, based on the values that people were quoting on that thread. While some food stuffs are at a premium at the moment, there are some of us that cut our suit according to our ankara.

Next is how I manage the foodstuff to last me a week in no particular order.

Day one: Rice and beans
Day two: beans and potatoes
Day three: only Rice
Day four: porridge potatoes
Day five : only beans
Day six: Rice and beans
Day seven: potatoes and oil
Fortunately the stomach does not disclose its contents.

I iterate through the list during the week, I spend only #100 on airtime during the week. I don't call any body and spend #25 daily for 250 mb night sub which I use to apply for jobs. I wait for the following week when it gets exhausted.
I use salt as makeshift paste and patronize Hausa black soap for bathing.
I've my faze cap to conceal my overgrown hair, though my lord luggard esque moustache have a way of bringing my legs outside.
I fetch well water, boil and sieve it, in that way home made Eva water is set, who knows I might own a pure water factory in future so I'm practicing now.

Added plus: My Girlfriend
It's a popular opinion on nairaland and the country in general that most Nigerian girls are useless and are out to bring nothing but misfortune and misery to our lives. I beg to disagree because the ones around me (mom, siblings and gf) are anything but useless.

My current girlfriend is a frugal spender and taught me how to spend prudently. She taught me how to cook thereby cutting the amount I spend on food to a significant level. I can give her just #1500 and she would prepare two pots of stew and soup to last me a week. Like my Oga @chatinet would say there are still women that can go to the market with 3k and come back with two nylons.

While other nairalanders open thread open threads about their parasitic girlfriends, mine is actually helping me through a difficult phase in my life.
Sadly despite my pitiful standard of living, I still have people that I'm better than and see me as a senior man. Its that bad.

I'm not comfortable with my condition so I'm looking for jobs so as to improve my standard of living. My fellow nairalanders help me to start eating with meat by offering my any job available. I'm a graduate of Statistics/Computer Science (bsc ed) and a web developer.

So the doubting Thomas's here's a breakdown of my 3k weekly spending.

Modified: Obviously some people are still doubting my credibility. I stay in north bank, Makurdi Benue State for those asking.
e na, na because Benue is the food basket of the nation na.
CelebritiesRe: Taooma, Josh2funny, Woli Agba, Yemi Elesho, Others Visit Osinbajo by Depressed101: 1:22pm On Nov 04, 2021
Kaa4:
Your meeting with him will turn you to a billionaire in dollars
AMEN
CelebritiesRe: Taooma, Josh2funny, Woli Agba, Yemi Elesho, Others Visit Osinbajo by Depressed101: 11:38am On Nov 04, 2021
Me too will meet president osinbanjo one day
EducationRe: My Friends Abuse Me Because I'm Schooling... by Depressed101: 10:21am On Nov 04, 2021
tunjilee003:
Most of my friends who are not schooling are into fraud, while chatting with them, they will always tell me i'm wasting my time and resources.... This always make me depressed.... I'm tired and don't know what to do....
my dear I am a dropout, for a good reason abeit, not fraud, so if you feel your calling is in school, keep on it, DONOT LET ANY ONE MOCK YOU ON THE PART YOU HAVE CHOSEN. THE STREET IS NOT FRIENDLY, BECSREFUL NOT ALL THAT GLITTER IS GOLD MOST OF THEM AS HARD AS IT IS TO BELIEVE ARE NOT REALLY INTO YAHOO AS YOU SEE THEM ALL CLEAN AND FRESH WITH IPHONES, NA WHEN YOU LIVE WITH THEM YOU WILL KNOW THEY ARE MOSTLY GLORIFIED RITUALISTS
CrimeRe: States With The Highest Number Of Persons Arrested For Committing Bank Fraud by Depressed101: 11:58pm On Nov 03, 2021
This list useless without delta and edo
FamilyRe: Pls Advice! My Brain Might Be Malfunctioning by Depressed101: 11:56pm On Nov 03, 2021
Dropme:
Good afternoon y'all

Please I need urgent solutions or rather advice because I'm getting scared.

I recently noticed I easily forget things, like sometimes when in afternoon I just suddenly remember I have not eaten breakfast, then I start to doubt if I have eaten or not, to the extent that I don't even remember what I ate.

Also when I see calls, I always try to recall who is d person calling me despite seeing the name, infact most of my contacts I don't remember some of them when going through it, it takes time before I remember.

Also I forget days of the week, like I'm talking about when i sleep on Sunday and i wake up the next day, I totally forget which day it is, I will need to ask people around or I take my time before I gain my senses.

Sometimes also, I miss important appointments because I totally forget them, infact if I'm called to be reminded I will still think deeply before I can recollect.

Sometimes, I even forget I have a kid, not until he shows up beside me. There was a particular day I forgot to pick him up at school, it was his teacher who brought him home around 6:30 in d evening, it was until then I remembered I have a son. And it's not once but uncountable times.

And even many more issues like that, that I can't even remember presently.

These things are affecting me already, I feel it's not ordinary. I need a solution before I forget something that will destroy me totally.

Please note that, this things started happening few months ago, I was thinking maybe it's because I'm always in deep thought about lot of things or what could easily cause it and how can I treat it?

Please I need ur inputs.

Mods kindly help me push to frontpage.

Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique
go for head scan to assert you don't have a tumor growing in your brain
BusinessRe: A Possible 100x Coin by Depressed101(op): 10:22pm On Nov 03, 2021
Tui1:
Watch the Shitcoins you splash on some will go down the drain without a trace soon
these are not shitcoins they are nft and game coins, do your own research
CareerRe: Meet Peniel, A Female Barber In Abuja by Depressed101: 10:10pm On Nov 03, 2021
Freestyl:
Hello guys,

Meet my best friend, Peniel Ikechukwu, a graduate of Microbiology from the prestigious University of Abuja.

She has been thinking of what skills to learn after graduation and viola, ladies and gentlemen, she is now a professional barber in the FCT.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYDNVZglV4E

Congratulations, darling!!! The future is truly female.

#CelebrityBarbar

Source: https://www.facebook.com/100000281130481/posts/5003154083037247/?d=n
mumu Simpson, stop congratulating women for working to earn money, these things are what our grand mothers have been doing since ages, they work for their money
TravelRe: Extortion By Airport Officials During International Travel by Depressed101: 10:08pm On Nov 03, 2021
sirrotex:
I beg to disagree with this. If you have a virgin passport, ensure all your documents are intact and get to the airport very early. Ensure you have done a thorough research about your destination, Be confident in your self and resist any intimidation the airport officials. Where an official is being irrational ask to see the manager
this confidence is of use if you know what you are doing, but the problem is that most Nigerians don't know what they are doing they always need the help other smart ass Nigerians which result in all the unnecessary deve payments, from the days of admission to simple NIN registration I have found out that Nigerians are too lazy or should i say timid to learn instructions and due procedures, thereby giving chance for this
FamilyRe: What I Found In My Grandma's Wooden Box(pictures) by Depressed101: 10:01pm On Nov 03, 2021
mattmogan88:
So today I was poking around in my family old stuffs when I stumbled on my grandma's wooden box. I opened it I found a lot of interesting stuffs inside. There's this small bag that contains old Nigerian currency, both note and coins. It pained me somehow because thats a cool cash back in the days.
hope you will keep them well, those are collector items
BusinessRe: A Possible 100x Coin by Depressed101(op): 5:59pm On Nov 03, 2021
This referral will soon expire,
PhonesRe: What Are The Alternatives To Iphone 13 Please? by Depressed101: 5:54pm On Nov 03, 2021
I would have recommended samsung, but to be honest I don't like samsungs from the 20 series, so since you currently use Iphone x, best bet shill out money and buy iPhone 12pro max or 11 pro max fairly used, those are the only phones that you can compare with iPhone 13 right now...
IPhone 13 series are currently the best phones in the market until Samsung level up their designs, their last premium phone to me was s10 series... I'm currently using one of those, and if I do change it, it won't be a Samsung, it will be iPhone 11 or 12 pro max
AutosRe: Distress Sale Toyota Camry Hybrid 2008 1.8m by Depressed101: 5:50pm On Nov 03, 2021
CEOwatazs:
Trying to upload the pictures here..... Having issues doing that.
screenshot the picture
PoliticsRe: Why Does Nnamdi Kanu Want To Go To PRISON? by Depressed101: 1:13pm On Nov 03, 2021
paramakina202:
Do you any evidence of such offer? grin grin
Just like he was offered to go with 5 southeast states and he refused grin
IPOBians are foolish aswears grin
you are foolish too, you don't need evidence to know that, fg will use all necessary tactics to shut anyone they want down, they've been doing it in Niger Delta,
Chop your paymaster money while it last, once Buhari lives seat all you online warriors go hear am, na hunger go kill una.. Yeye people
BusinessRe: A Possible 100x Coin by Depressed101(op): 11:51am On Nov 03, 2021
This is the last one they launched, which was launched yesterday on kucoin it did 12,000%.

This giveaway is a chance to get whitelisted so that you can be able to participate in the IDO without being a top member of gamefi (To be a top member you have to have at least 100gafi, which is more than 5000$)

If you get lucky and you are selected you can buy any of these coins for as low as $0.06-0.1 before they are listed on an exchange

BusinessA Possible 100x Coin by Depressed101(op):
The only reason I am sharing this IDO here is because it also has an air drop that comes with referring friends, if not I don't normally share this stuffs for free..

Get on yours on this gaming token. Just try your luck and see if you can qualify for their air drop
https://wn.nr/6vVzcj


Update here's another one from gamefi
https://wn.nr/Jr4Mtw


Update, here's another one still from gamefi launchpad
https://wn.nr/zpj4Vv
PoliticsRe: Why Does Nnamdi Kanu Want To Go To PRISON? by Depressed101: 11:03am On Nov 03, 2021
paramakina202:
Even his brother Emmanuel said FG should negotiate with MNK instead of wasting time in court.
Nnamdi Kanu is no Mandela,he is into Biafra agitation for money,fame,power and women and once he have no access to this he will give up.
you are idiot, didn't fg offer him billions to shut up when he was first arrested? Did he collect.. You guys should stop speaking from your anus
PoliticsRe: Why Does Nnamdi Kanu Want To Go To PRISON? by Depressed101: 10:59am On Nov 03, 2021
udele1:
This is not the first time kanu is arrested, but the surprising thing is that he is very uncomfortable at the DSS. He wants to be sent to kuje prison.

We all know that DSS is more comfortable than kuje prison, so why does he desperately want to go to prison?

During the analysis we looked at several reasons why he could be desperate to go to kuje. He are some of the reasons analysed.

Radio
Some would say its because he cannot broadcast on radio from DSS. But he cant Broadcast from kuje prison as well.

Visitation
You could say he wont have visitors. But the court permits people who are cleared by his lawyers to visit him.

Since it is none of the above, what then could be the reason?

Could it be DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND WOMEN?

Nnamdi Kanu is the greatest coward you will ever meet. His power is his mouth behind the radio. He flees at the slightest sign of danger.

We all know that you will have access to anything you need in prison, including drugs, Ashawo, alcohol etc. As long as you can bribe the prison staff, i know alot of people working in prison. They make 5 times their salary, doing dirty jobs for prisoners.

Two things you will notice this time around, is that kanu is not as courageous as he was when he has arrested previously. What changed?

Could it be that he had access to drugs that made him high in prison? Could it be that he is denied access to the drugs this time in DSS?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-GAPi5N1ZM

He looks more calm here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyY53Jl-Gck

Could it be that he is no longer taking the thing that makes him high?

Another school of thought is that kanu moved to kenya, paid for a luxury apartment and bought the latest audio TT.

These apartments are the types you have in dubai by brands such as marriot etc. They are paid for in dollars and about $3000 monthly for a single room, it could go higher depending in number of rooms.

Have you ever wondered why his arrest was kept secret from his followers? No video etc? They don't want you to see the kindnof life your supreme leader lives with your donations grin grin

Those close to kanu knows that he does not joke with women. So now that he is detained in DSS and denied access to female company. The result is shown in the picture below.

Trust me, if buhari keeps Nnamdi kanu in detention for 2 more months, he will run mad.

All these noise you are hearing asking buhari to negotiate, dialogue with and release Nnamdi kanu, is just kanu pleading with Buhari.

Kanu knows what he is being deprived of in DSS and is more than willing to do whatever buhari asks him to do now. He needs buhari more than buhari needs him.

Going by court and law, kanu will not survive it. So he is indirectly pleading through his lawyers, obasanjo etc. So that when he finally meets with buhari and agrees to work for buhari and APC, it will be said that it was buhari that begged him.

The damage Nnamdi Kanu has done to igboland will take 50 years to be eradicated. The damage is done to the mind of igbo youths. They have started shedding igbo blood, and in other for them to be calm and sober, they need to shed more blood.

Violence, anarchy and destruction is where igboland is heading to. When people take hard drugs, it goes to the brain. Once it affects the brain, the entire body starts to misbehave. People start to eat from the dustbin, gon naked etc. All because the brain is damaged.

Kanu has damaged the brain of igbo youths and the consequences will be felt in igboland.

As for those his followers, prepare to call Nnamdi Kanu saboteur. Because it wont be long before you hear a message like this again, in favour of buhari and APC.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7gGCwDe-wE
have you been to DSS detention camp before? That place is hell,
CrimeRe: A 13 Year Old Boy Injected With The Wrong Injections; (photos) by Depressed101: 10:17pm On Nov 02, 2021
Odepo:
A 13-year-old student of the Command Secondary School in Suleja, near Abuja, narrowly escaped death after being treated with the wrong medication by a nurse at the school clinic, Saharareporters is reporting.



It was learned that the incident occurred on April 30 when the student sought medical treatment for having a high body temperature. After the drugs were administered to the student, he began to develop rashes all over his body. He also noticed that his lips were swollen and his eyes were red.



The situation worsened when the nurse abandoned him for three days. It was gathered that school authorities later called the student’s parents to inform them of the development, but by the time they arrived at the school, his condition had worsened to the point that he needed to be rushed to Kubwa General Hospital in Abuja to recuperate from the near-fatal experience.

Source; http://www.odephgist.ga/2021/11/a-13-year-old-boy-injected-with-wrong.html?m=1
this is why I don't take injection except as last resort
RomanceRe: Is It Normal? My Girlfriend Does This by Depressed101: 10:15pm On Nov 02, 2021
Wizzy13:
When ever i call my gf at night she always cry and tell me she is lonely and she cant stay without seeing me. And its because am far from her.
Is this love or should i be worried
she's having sex, you idiot
RomanceRe: Please Is This Guy Gay? (photo) by Depressed101: 10:11pm On Nov 02, 2021
siofra:
I'm already crushing on him. I want to know so that I can hold myself. What's the need of crushing on a gay guy? He'll never even fancy you cry
a man who paints lip no be gay be that huh
HealthRe: Please Help (mouth Odour) by Depressed101: 9:45pm On Nov 02, 2021
Mary08134:
Good morning
Please I all need your help
How can I cure mouth odour please
It really affecting me
Any suggestions is welcome
Thanks
i will assume you brush your teeth at least twice daily, and that you wash your mouth after each meal everyday, if that be the case you probably have a decaying hole in one of your molar. Or accumulated debris in your uvula (inside upper part of your mouth with pocket like structure)
CelebritiesRe: Abba Bichi Reacts To Obi Cubana's Arrest For 'Money Laundering' by Depressed101: 2:17pm On Nov 02, 2021
TOPCRUISE:
It seems he is no more a footballer. Or he has retired so early. This boy and his father should also be arrested. His father bribed his way to include his son among the disgraced under 17 team in the 2019 world cup.
So that DSS will not probe the financial irregularities in NFF at that time they include his inexperienced son among that team and shut out some of the best in the squad.
i have really good friends who didn't make it to the team despite them passing preliminary test and were better players than thousands that came, some of them confided to me that they had to change their name from Christian/southern name to muslim/northern name
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Speaks On Obi Cubana’s Arrest By EFCC by Depressed101: 2:02pm On Nov 02, 2021
Iyaebe:
What is this LAKIRIBOTO (a yoruba word,you can ask for the meaning) saying?
what he is saying is that you don't invite a respectable citizen of a country, for criminal interrogation, nobody says they shouldn't do their work, fine they can do their work by investigating him if they think he is laundering money, not invite to create unnecessary tension.

This is an insult to the igbo nation and we shall not accept it..
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Speaks On Obi Cubana’s Arrest By EFCC by Depressed101: 2:00pm On Nov 02, 2021
MRDEE01:
Invitation is not arrest,let wait for the outcome.


I am an experienced bolt driver based in abuja.

I am looking for a partner who can provide me a car to drive on Bolt platform,either on weekly remittance or hire purchase basis.

Thank you.
the invitation is already an insult. Fg just keep rubbishing themselves,
PoliticsRe: Arrest Of Obi Cubana Will Worsen Insecurity In Anambra – Nigerians Warn EFCC by Depressed101: 10:54am On Nov 02, 2021
alizma:
Nigerians are the most hypocrites on Earth. When this man did his mother's burial, many Nigerians, individually or as a group of friends, regardless of tribe questioned his source of income. Some people where even calling their girlfriends to be sure they don't go to the burial because some believed the money being sprayed there was not clean money. This all happened to the knowledge of Obi Cubana himself to the extent he had to clear the air in some interviews he granted. Now that EFCC has invited him for questioning (not arrested yet) everyone suddenly turn around to be his fans.
For now, it is an invitation and I hope he come out taller after the interview.
why will they single him out to be questioned, is he the richest Nigerian, have they called the indimis ND ask them how they made their money?
PoliticsRe: Arise News Anambra Governorship Debate Is Ongoing by Depressed101: 2:11pm On Nov 01, 2021
Ofodirinwa:
Anambra politics is well evolved. Too bad there will be no election (lol), but the caliber of candidates and quality of the conduct is worth celebrating
yeah, they have slot of good options
CelebritiesRe: Rosy Meurer: If My Husband, Churchill Cheats On Me ...... by Depressed101: 12:39pm On Nov 01, 2021
NwekeUG:
Rosy Meurer's Reply When Asked What If Her Husband, Churchill Cheats On Her (Photo)

Rosy Meurer has stated that she is not worried if her husband, Okakunle Churchill cheats on her, IgbereTV reports.

She stated this while answering to a question during an IG live question session with her fans.

A fan asked her;



She replied;



https://igberetvnews.com/1404855/rosy-meurers-reply-asked-husband-churchill-cheats-photo/
stupid reply.. This is why married women shouldn't be on social media, why reply this kind of question with a more stupider reply....

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 (of 139 pages)